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boiz2men:
they did?

Are you not female?

Sure you guys did. Can't you date a broke guy?

Lol...have done it in the past. Can still do it. I just decided not to anymore. So many disadvantages.

But that broke guy has to be 98% husband material & it's remaining money to complete it. Because even though money is important, I can't date a 40% husband material just cos he has money.
The best is to have both: money and character. If not, give me the first scenario.
Btw, what's your definition of broke?

XingXhang:
I'm in the vehicle but it's rainy so badly.
Your tribal name

Lols, you know I can't cheat on you...rather cheat you.

I don't even anyone of yours...local, tribal, national, international, intercontinental
Lol....still same thing. Cheating is cheating. Except you wanna cheat WITH me...

Rain? E pele. Let me hurry & go home. PH/ABA rain are like 5 & 6.

Abfinest007:
playing with human life n u call it research

Which human life? No one was inside before it crashed. They all parachuted out before impact with the pilot being the last to leave.

So, no life was lost. They only put marked dummies inside to gather data.

Speakdatruth:
That's how far they go to prove something. But surface of crashes aren't the same and the impact could be more damaging than the other.

You are right. If you watch this video(I think I have had it on my phone since 2015 or so) you will discover that the plane was flying slow and low before impact. Which is hardly true of all plane crashes.

Although the results got from the experiment are important & helpful, it's not same in all situations.

Speakdatruth:
Lol. Enough messing up with you dear, enjoy your day

Lol... you too dear.

boiz2men:
You tell me.. It's your gender that defined it

Really? They did? I have no idea.

XingXhang:
Yeah, intermittently speaking.
What's up with you now?

Lols @ lead by example.

Or is it not Amarachi, Chinyere, Amaka, Ada, Onyinyechi... Let me stop before I go mention someone else

Do you really wanna know?

Left already?

You are close but not there yet. You know mine but I don't know yours. Isn't that cheating?

Speakdatruth:
Cool, the next thing you will receive is my pm

Oh no. Don't send. You prolly didn't get me. I meant is it easy to change a girl's name from "Miss" to "Mrs" in nairaland?

Speakdatruth:
Maybe we truly have a lot to 'unwrite' M iss ....how about we start via your inbox. We could end up taking out the "iss" for "rs"

Lol....is it that easy? Here? On Nairaland?

XingXhang:
17 and 14 years of age.

The laundry was gonna take time but since they did it, I'm here with you. Will soon leave sha. You know when you know how busy your day will be. I'm seeing it already.

Next 15 mins. Laziness can be transferred na.

Lolz, I have checked and didn't see anything related to that. What else have you seen that I haven't, Amarachi?

Lol...ok. so it's safe to say the "boys" are men.

Awwwww....sweet
I know you are gonna be busy. I'm sorry I transferred laziness to you. I take it back. And I will lead by example by going to prepare & head out so you can do same. What do you think?

You checked the four page & others?
Lol...Amarachi ko, Amaranna ni

Speakdatruth:
Let's assume what's written is written
We probably try it the other way round, yeah?

Nooo...What's written can be unwritten o.

XingXhang:
Lol, not now. Okay. I can wait.

Laundry, told my men to do it.
The line is filled, the women in my compound. I was discouraged

I've called where I'm going to. They're expecting me sef, but you've transferred laziness to me so I've sat on the bed too

Tell me nau, when did you figure out?

Hope you are patient.

Hian...first 'your boys". Now "your men". Mr Xing?

Ah! Why na? E Pele. I didn't even know "laziness" could be transferred. Lol.
I have been trying to ask if weren't gonna go out again

I thought you said you will be patient

Speakdatruth:
I like trying, is your inbox open?

Oh deal? You added it after I quoted you so I missed it.

That kind of "undo"? I thought you would edit that which I quoted first.

XingXhang:
Hayyy, tell me when you figured out

I mean languages in general, I have had connections with 4 languages but none could enter my tongue.

Oh no .
Won't tell you. At least not now.
But if you go through the last four pages of this thread(crazy right) and beyond that, you might figure it out

Me too. Though mine is just 2.
Finished laundry?

Speakdatruth:
A deal to undo.....

Was there a deal?

Speakdatruth:
You missed the deal part

What deal?

Speakdatruth:
Now you gonna make me feel bad
But I'm trying

Try. I'm watching

Speakdatruth:
Lol. Let me undo it

I'd like to see you try.

Btw, you can't unless I undo the quote also from my end

XingXhang:
I'm not.

So I was on speaking tautology... Choi

Languages are confusing to me

I figured you aren't a long time ago.

They are? Lol. Isn't that normal? What you don't know is allowed to be confusing to you.

XingXhang:
Lolz @ accountant.
Something tells me you can.

Thought you are igbo?

Oh I can

Yes I am...but you aren't, right?
Well, I don't really know how to explain it. I use it sometimes to mean, "go on", "okay na", "continue", etc. Depending on the context.
Hope it isn't confusing.

Speakdatruth:
You didn't read that from me *hands up*

Lol...too late

XingXhang:
Mr Xing

I'm a prophet.
Minor vision: 5k
Major vision : 50k

Ever reviewed a book before?

Lolz, permission to be lazy. Ride on, ngwanu!
What does that even mean?

Please o, I need the major vision abeg.
Send your account details. I will have my accountant call you.

No I haven't. But there's always a first time for everything right?

What does ngwanu mean? Lol

XingXhang:
Being a stranger? Will be here, partly.
I need you to go through it. Motivational/christian kind of books. Something tells me you'll do a good job.

Your line? Didn't even know that. You're beginning to influence my language o. Hmm.

You spoke about being lazily-connected yesterday lolz, I just thought same today

That will be nice.

Hmmmm...prophet...?

Oh. I'm glad. Thanks Mr....
I'm still lazy. It's Saturday. It's universal rest day

XingXhang:
I meant the Jake guy.

Yea, she has.

A full plate but will be chatting intermittently.

Amen dearie. You too.

Yeah, as I round up chapters, I should send over for a Review.

If you stick around long enough, you would not just read, you would contribute to its effectiveness.

Still in bed?

Ok...was confused for a while. Got it now.

Ok it's good to know you won't be a "stranger".

Ok...that makes sense. Well done dear.

Hmmm...why are you using my line? @sticking around long enough.
But seriously, I would love to read your books. Thanks too for extending the privilege to me. I appreciate.

How do you know I'm still in bed. Lol.

XingXhang:
I thought same. He was been tagged an imposter because he was seeing what others couldn't.

Olivia left him for married man, the president.

My day, have some work to attend to.
Will do some laundry. Won't cook this morning but evening.
Need to pen some things down as I will be visiting my Book Publisher next week.

Full of things...small and big.

Who?

Olivia has ALWAYS been with the president. She only had temporary flings with Jake.
Ok...you have a full plate today.

Well, I wish you speed and efficiency as you carry them all out.
.

Publisher huh? Ready to publish another book?
Would like to read one of your books.

NoToPile:
I agree with you perfectly

@topic , those kind of guys were called canopy or umbrella guys they don't have anything serious to do oo they wil just be around you and blocking potential husband's. It's left for the lady to snatch herself free.

Ladies don't any guy 'crowd' you abeg

I just wonder why people are talking about sex in the comments she didn't say anything about sex did she?

Can't you all just date without Sex, once the word date is mentioned the next thing I see people posting I about sex Maybe my own understanding of a date is flawed sha.

O di egwu! You are talking about dating. Lol.
85% or more of guys these days can't have meaningful conversation/chat with a guy without sex in it. Remove sex or stopping talking about it with them and watch the fake friendship dissipate.
It's getting worrisome. Mtchewwwwwwww!

kelvic1:
You are absolutely right. There are chances of meeting guys who are ready when a lady is ready.

What i find it difficult to understand is a guy proposing to a lady when he is not ready. I term as 'wicked', a guy who knows he is not ready to settle down in the next 2,3,4 years etc proposing to a lady

They want to make sure you are locked down. That way, you are focused only on them meanwhile, they are now more free to misbehave cos they feel they have got you.
You shouldn't pop the question if you aren't ready to wife her in at least 6 months or even less.

XingXhang:
Jake Ballad, the old man that was close to the president?

Okay. Cooking soups of all kind I guess

Remember me in your kingdom Biko

Ewwwww!! . That's Cyrus Bean. Why would I fall in love with a wrinkled old man?

Jake Ballad is the tall, handsome(with dreamy eyes) hunk who ended up dating Olivia at some point in the series.

Yes o. Today is edikaikong soup

I definitely will

You missed a question in the last one you quoted.

Seahawk:
That’s not even a lie.

I’ve met a ‘responsible’ older guy who told me they used to do this when he was younger. Him and his friends would take turns escorting each other to girls’ families for marriage introduction. The girls would think they are serious and commit to them. But it was all just for sex on the guys’ parts

Filthy garbage

Even if you are sex starved & have loose morals, must you string an innocent lady (perhaps) along?

Seahawk:
She’s right.

Some guys won’t want to make their intentions clear so that they can run away at their convenience and say they never made any promises to you. At the same time they want to hinder you from being with other men.

Oh please. (Insert big eye roll)

Destiny blockers

Lol... what about those that promise Heaven and earth and still run away at their convenience when they are done or when they feel they are not gonna get into your pants?

darkmarky:
yes you are right too.. One thing is to try to solve one's problem and other thing is for the person to be willing to accept your efforts.

Still on this issue of tartar on teeth though, there was a time I went to a dentist and was like, doctor I'd want to whiten my teeth, the nigga was like, aren't you a man, its not important jor..
I just looked at the guy and was like..Nigerian mentality will kill us one day. I just went to another dentist. We are just too comfortable with our predicaments that's just the average Nigerian man's problem, even those who have halitosis issues are just comfortable with it, they know that they have bad breath issues but will wait for someone to let them know they have bad breath before they work on it or they might even pick offence if someone else is bold enough to chastise them.

Still right.
Actually, what I saw in what the first doctor said is , "you are a man. No matter how you are, it shouldn't matter cos you are the man. You will still get married anyway. "
Now, even though this is true, it's a chauvinistic statement.

Yeah. She (a friend) lost a very good friend cos of halitosis. She didn't know how he would take it. He was this shy & reserved guy. She could just imagine losing their friendship if he doesn't take it well. It was enough to let things be.

Speakdatruth:
Well, I don't usually do this but I absolutely agree with this lady.

Some girls be like I'm dating someone, we're serious and dude hasn't made his intentions clear neither has he proposed. So you put your life on hold in the name of dating someone that is not dating you in mind. B.S! Until he engages you, you're free like a bird. Even some engagement ring this days are intended for regular fvcking and house wife duties. Use your head.

Oh my God! This is a new one.
Na wah o. Will the deceit ever stop?