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wellmax:
What! Dont just mention OAU. That school is Clean to a fault.

Papertrail11:
u funny gan but I looove yur sense of humour

Papertrail11:
mama leave dat side na Man we dey talk about ask igbo men dem go tell yu hw important male child ish who will take ova d shop in aba hmmm

Papertrail11:
mama dat is d blalant truth a family is not complete without a male child who will carry over the surname to the next gene...


w hy do yu think in movies

doctor: your wife has give birth

man: to wat ?

doctor: a girl

man: funny look

doctor: are yu not happy

man: yu no go understand

doctor: your wife has give birth

man: to wat ?

doctor: a boy

man: ahh shokiii

lumzybo:
I guess this job of hers qualify her as a celebrity. I marvel @ what we celebrate these days.

Btw, I PMed u. Kindly reply.

lumzybo:
Somebody pls remind me again what she does 4 a living

Estharfabian:

DaaAAaaaaYUM!

sekem:
And when it's not within their means?

They use sex as a very affordable substitute, right?

sekem:
I don't understand.

Are these some of the things girls offer?

I ask because it even sounds more like things guys give girls.

MizzD:
Someone makes a statement that their mothers, sisters, wives, nieces and daughters have nothing to offer other than sex and people think it's cool . But you want to bully and hang a lady who merely stated that his mum must be proud of him.

Do you all really think his mum would be proud of reading that statement for real? That her son thinks the females in their family have nothing to offer than sex .

I know you people believe dissing women is the new cool, especially on nairaland, it's like the fastest way of gathering likes. But when you do and generalise, feeling cool with yourself, why take offence when someone redirects the statement to the females in your life. After all you typed those words

Tedassie:
Anything wrong in just knowing something you had no idea about?





And no one's proving anything to anyone. Thank you.

Tedassie:
This should assuage ur doubts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_in_the_Middle_East

Tedassie:
What if the said Iranians are christians...they're quite a number of christians in the middle-east,mind you.

beedam:
May God bless you. My MIL came all the way from the village for omugwo. Hubby not around,he stays in another country. We retained the house I was living before I married. All through 9months, she no come check me and she knows it's just me at home and my mum is late. My father had to be moving from Lagos to Ibadan once in a week to check on me.

When I was due, hubby called that MIL said I should pack my things in preparation to come for naming in their place( Osun state). He said the woman said she will come and pick me and the baby a day to naming and we can leave for Lagos 2 days after naming because the house is not their house(because I rented the place). I sent him to tell them say make I born finish o and to also tell her who will stay with me immediately I give birth till the one day to naming she is talking of. Also, I told him I am not going anywhere for naming as I don't know why someone who refused to come see me for the whole 9 months will be fighting for naming location.

After I born finish, she came 2 days after and she stated her rules. She says the doctor ask her to eat breakfast by 6 am, she can't clean baby navel for the cord to disconnect because it scares her( she ha ha children o). She said she can't rock baby because she has bp and rocking is like jumping to her. She says she can't. Help me massage my body with hot water because leg is paining her. She will sleep all through the night and ignore me and baby till day break, my baby dey eat anything and the only thing that she do is to say won't you both allow her to sleep( she sleeps i? I asked her why she came to lagos if she can't do all she mentioned that she should have sent someone over and she was like in my sons house( now it's her so house o).

I had serious tear that I could barely walk. This woman no care o. We didn't cook in the house for days. She buys bread and make tea for herself. The woman in the middle flat had to be bringing me food while my landlady had to be coming to clean the baby navel, just imagine!

I heard when her daughter gave birth, she was there and left her husband at home saying she couldn't do anything because it's her first born. Now this is my own first born, she no wan hear.

The funniest thing is my hubby is still on her side that she is my MIL an can do whatever she wants. Then I know I don enter one chance.

Someone I haven't seen in th last 1yr 8 months, we went to visit them when hubby came around, we got to their place around 1pm. and we were served food almost immediately. After eating as I stood up to wash my hand, she followed me that I should come and wash some clothes, I was like we just came in now, let me rest or tomorrow morning I will wash it and she said that's the bed sheet you will use to sleep. What if my hubby came alone? Would she have done that?

Some women can be devils. This woman can pretend for Africa too. Out of her 5sons, 3 are very close to her and two out of the 3 have already divorced their wives. My hubby is the third one. The remaining 2 doesn't even let her come near their house. They stylishly push her away. I know I'm the next because the drama has also begun.

Let me just stop here! If I start to talk, I no go fit finish am.

Let God judge me if I have ever done anything bad to deserve this from this woman.

Sorry to bore you with this long epistle but I just decided to write it for those comparing all MIL to angels. And to those who never marry, watch his mum well well o. They don't change.

AfroKnight:
Just look at these ladies. They have forgotten that they will become mothers in law one day. Just look at the nonsense they are saying. Na somebody marry these ones o.

You cannot stop his mother from moving in unless you are evil. She is his mother and they are related by blood and genes. You on the other hand were married.

You can divorce a wife but not a mother. Better respect the bond between a man and his family before marrying him.

The good woman raised him to be a good catch for you but now you want to relegate her.

The man will decide not you. Nonsense.

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As expected, a couple of wicked jezebels have quoted me. You have no choice. The mother raised the man and you will not have authority over her unless you want your daughters in law to dictate when you visit your own sons. Make una go siddon. Nonsense.