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[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=473360.msg6331585#msg6331585 date=1278277273]Its Sunday and i am in a generous mood so riffling through my e-flashdrive/e-folder/e-journal/e-directory for the current list of my e-lovers, e-concubines, e-boyfriends, e-husband, and e-etcetera ^{cos i want it all}

There are 37 of them at my disposal so I am sure I can spare you one or ten, lemme go and sort them out, will be back in a jiffy




Oya Flpangolo, go and bring me my portmanteau under the bed, hurry up joo, see as she dey waka like a crab with her two left feet [/quote]BB . . . .I want the best You can offer and I want it sharp sharp.
E get as E deh do me, right now.

Happy birthday!

I confess, In fact, I swear . . . .I have a yen to offer ma shoulder to Roby.

Dude sounds like lashontae's J - The teddy you'll meet, where you kept it- to me.
https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/21.gif

Magz:
Since then, I've left and come back. She cried and made love to me and swore she was done with sleeping around. She says she loves me, doesn't want anyone else, and that she was "rebounding" because she thought I was going to leave her and Blah blah blah.

This is a bad girl who knows how to use what she has to manipulate any situation.


Dude, rent  manly authority Jare!!! [How old are You, sorry?]
She cheats on You, cries and f''ucks your brains out and You're there, postured like J, asking NLanders to join you in contemplating whether to have her back or leave her. 
Wait . . . Leave her? You must be kidding!! Who would pay your bills, do Your laundry, feed you, f''uck you, paint a portrait of you? You dare not.


Simply put  - First things must come first . . . . . .  Start handling your responsibilities Yourself, define/re-define certain rules in your relationship and maintain boundaries in how a person treats You.

You go fear Love na.  . . . . . Mr and Mrs. Siena.

Where on Seun's Nairaland is ma Mr B? 

Topic . . . .
If he gives me permission to, I'D and of course, I might choose a fat and ugly Woman with not less than 4 Children.
I'm insecure, You'D say . . . .Yes, I agree.

''Trying too much'', in what sense?

Wha??-??-??-??-??-??-??-??
Is there a picture of the 'Lucky' man, plz?

akwaowoudo:
@ Missy B
I'm still in thoughts! You mean an intelligent, beautiful specie like you is from Benin? Anyway, i'll be back.

What can I say? Of course, I'm a full-blooded Bini Lass.

'Na wa' state of mind.

Looking at these pictures, I miss home. 

The noise pollution, Okada men and their wahala,  that New benin/ Ring road market, Hexagon, Royal marble hotels and those cool spots in Ihama (G.R.A).
Chei! Up Benin!!!

lactemps:
Miss B,  You are the greatest,  mmmmmmmmmuahhhhh 
I enjoyed my lunch,  I wish I could give U all the kisses U made my day,

You're there wishing to give me all the kisses, yet I haven't gotten even one.
Just start by giving me one kiss and come back for more food.
It's ma pleasure to have made Your day.

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=451442.msg6320619#msg6320619 date=1278081104]looks like you no sabi cook native food 

anyway, me hungry of Japanese.

can i have beef and chicken tempura pls.

pls make some veggie tempura for carry out 
some cold ice tea w/out ice[/quote]Oyinbo food noh deh tire una? Why is no one ordering Fufu and Ogbono?

https://http.cdnlayer.com/smoola/00/00/43/364f7d92d42a0d1f_m.jpg
https://farm1.static.flickr.com/79/223455032_91949c1d9d.jpg

https://http.cdnlayer.com/smoola/00/00/50/466e9974e246ecc7_m.jpg
https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2027/2112106261_c6e60e321f.jpg

https://www.fergysonmain.com/cms/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/Iced_Tea_49cf6ad3271ff.jpg Enjoy!!

gongo aso:
Nobody . . .

Too bad . . . .There's already one client waiting.

lactemps:
@ Missy B,
Can I please have a plate of  "Skewer Chicken Satay Sauce" and another  plate of Vegetable Chop Suey?

and pls suggest the best drink to go with it,
Am waiting,

https://gourmetdelish.com.au/images/Satay%20Chicken%20Skewers.jpg
https://www.womansday.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/galleries-slideshows/host-a-ladies-poker-night/chicken-satay-skewers/858042-1-eng-US/Chicken-Satay-Skewers_slideshow_image.jpg

https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3490/3197434161_636c4c3944.jpg
https://www.sanchingexpress.com/images/house%20vegetable%20deluxe.JPG

https://www.stilettosetsports.com/wp-content/uploads/thai-cosmo1.jpg Enjoy!

adeogunn:
Be a gentleman in all your encounters with her

. . . . and be Yourself, not some 'Bad guy' wannabe.
You don't have to be a dummy or grant all her wishes, just treat her nicely.
Whoever would spit honey in order to taste vinegar?

ufos77:
Person no marry, Una go talk
Person marry, Una still talk,

Lmao!!!

Sagamite:
Most women, especially good looking ones give, give, give, give and give to bad boys. The good looking ones find them (bad boys) a gem because it is rare to find a guy not lying down like a foool for them. They are not used to a guy that is not showing interest and they love it, but at the same time see it as a challenge to turn him. The more he does not turn, the more they love the pain and the simultaneous pleasure.

The lack of logic is a madness. Someone not being able to like or accept someone being nice to them has mental problems.

I rarely feel sorry for any decent looking or attractive woman looking for a partner at an older age because I KNOW without doubt she would have spunned a few guys that would do anything for her when she was younger.

In Your opinion, who's a bad and nice boy? I await an answer.
Does a 'beautiful' woman just pick any bad guy from the street and starts to deluge him with love or [in you own words] give, give, give?
Do You agree with me that, First, the 'bad boy' must have found a way to her heart?

Ma point? Nobody [man or woman] just begins to lavish another person with excessive kindness/attention, simply because (s)he's a ''bad person''.
First, the Givee must have earned, or sum'n' about him must have influenced the Giver's kind gestures. Giving is not done because the givee is 'bad' but 'cause he must have been able to manipulate her [Giver] heart/ emotions and program her attention towards him [Givee]. If 'good guys' can learn these skills, they won't lose either.

Sagamite:
Na so we see am o.

Doctors are deliberating amputating one of my legs as it has become damaged from me being filled to the hilt without any release.

I can be of help. . . . . .Bring that leg here for proper massage.

sexy back:
@missy aka wahala babe,
drop your message and bleep off.me obsessed?he is a friend.do i sense jealousy?

next

Jealousy? Of course, I'm jealous/envious. . . . .If it makes You sleep well. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

You're obsessed with Bigrod [Of course, that's if You aren't Big rod].

Happy birthday B.R!!!

ibkaye:
he's actually quite right though lol

In Your case, probably. As for me, I disagree with the parts in bold.

Sagamite:
For all the young guys out there listen carefully:

DO NOT DO GOOD GUY. YOU WILL LOSE!

I repeat: DO NOT DO GOOD GUY. YOU WILL LOSE!

Only do good guy with older girls. By that time, they have already been disappointed a lot of times and are damaged, then they respect good guys.

For most younger girls, bang them, then be slightly or moderately bad (be nice occasionally). DO NOT DO GOOD GUY! If you do good guy, they will walk all over you and then get bored. If you are bad, then they give, give, give, give, give and give. They will bend over backwards to please you. They have mental problems that you can not understand as it beats all logic.

Don't listen to any crap any of these women tell you about being nice blah blah blah. You will end up as a friend or a door mat. They will treat you bad without any shame and contrition and then say "That is just the way women are".

The ones telling you to stay nice are talking crap. They will say one thing and do the complete opposite. I repeat: Girls have mental problems that you can not understand as it beats all logic. Do not do good guy. Only do good guy with older girls. All those young things give them what they ask and long for: Bad Boy Entertainment. And you shall be blessed with blissful bonking for a long time.

Take it from more experienced guys.

BTW, Happy birthday, Hun.

Sagamite:
Reality is that when you are younger and dealing with younger chics, you can't afford to be good and nice guy.

It beats all logic (and I am a logic man), but that is what it is.

I have to advise these younglings otherwise, like me, they will reach their late 40s and still be virgins but with empty pockets and a back stained with foot imprints from being walked all over.    

Sagamite:
For all the young guys out there listen carefully:

DO NOT DO GOOD GUY. YOU WILL LOSE!

I repeat: DO NOT DO GOOD GUY. YOU WILL LOSE!

Only do good guy with older girls. By that time, they have already been disappointed a lot of times and are damaged, then they respect good guys.

For most younger girls, bang them, then be slightly or moderately bad (be nice occasionally). DO NOT DO GOOD GUY! If you do good guy, they will walk all over you and then get bored. If you are bad, then they give, give, give, give, give and give. They will bend over backwards to please you. They have mental problems that you can not understand as it beats all logic.

Don't listen to any crap any of these women tell you about being nice blah blah blah. You will end up as a friend or a door mat. They will treat you bad without any shame and contrition and then say "That is just the way women are".

The ones telling you to stay nice are talking crap. They will say one thing and do the complete opposite. I repeat: Girls have mental problems that you can not understand as it beats all logic. Do not do good guy. Only do good guy with older girls. All those young things give them what they ask and long for: Bad Boy Entertainment. And you shall be blessed with blissful bonking for a long time.

Take it from more experienced guys.

Who'z this person impersonating Sagamite?

Who's hungry?

Depends. I really can't do without both.

I heard the OP called! 

Woke4all:
standard connection

Which is not advisable.
Write Jamb until You pass. Your result cannot be held back, without reasonable explanations.
It's either Jamb officials have reasons to think You cheated or . . .

Spike,
I'D like to recommend the ban of Tit_squeez and Gunnaz007.
Una noh deh speak Ingrish?

You

Beaf:
Chei! E be like say you de mistake am wit anoda pesin!
The mans mouth looks full of teeth to me! good ones for that matter!

Lai-Lai!! Except no be e him sing ''I Do''.
The mouth looks full to me too, maybe he's wearing dental veneers  but I can still see that the teeth are rotten.  

Creamish:
  . . see pot calling kettle black. . .  all your posts in this thread have issues 

Serz'ly, I deliberately ignored that comment. Lmao!!!
The man who said ''The most dangerous thing is not to know that one doesn't know'' was right.