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[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=470854.msg6303448#msg6303448 date=1277817774]pls let her be!!! its her choice.[/quote]I posted it, I guess You missed it.
Ask me when next You come online or leave Yours.

**Wrong thread**

Faher:
You wish. Empty boast.

A trial will assure You.

MRbrownJAY:
was it curse that got in the head of Bill Clinton all the time that he was chasing tails?!
its human nature, simple as that! they fukc those that are close to them and handy!

Ma previous post is pure sarcasm . . . .In case You didn't get it.

Plus, It's not human nature to lack common sense.
It can be blamed on indiscipline, itchy d[i]i[/i]ck, addiction to sex, and Yes, curse.

[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=470886.msg6303245#msg6303245 date=1277815818]Missy B pls send me your e-mail address lets yawn [/quote]I'll take it down in 10 seconds . . . . If You miss it, no second chance eh. 

Gone!!! Hope You got it.

Lol!! It's true na. The Dude think say e don see maga  until the Girl Fuckèd  up.

Kelvin444:
and on the mail she expressed bitterness, claiming that i was pressuriing her and that she was the one who willingly told me what she would do, and that all my calls and sms iare pure pressure to her. .that her mind has changed towards me, That i shouldnt disturb her no more and that INFACT SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND NOW!>>>

Rotfl!!
I Don Die!!! 

Kelvin444:
Where did I go wrong people?

This is it, Darling . . . .

Kelvin444:
i became so anxious, it was like it should happen here and now.

I'm sure You were desperate to maximum and that, brought about the change of mind.
Nigerians and Ofe [/i]a.k.a [i]Osho-Free!!!

Na curse!!! Dem take woman swear for am.  

Ciao Tesò.
Anzi . . . . a chi se ne frega quello che pensano? 

3ndy:
benissimo grazie e tu??
più precisamente dove vivi in italia?
io sono di verona,  beh nata in Nigeria ma vivo ormai da tutta la vita in italia!!
che bello,

Sto bene. . . . .Grazie!
Vivo a milano. Pure io, sono Nigeriana nata in Nigeria.
Basta di scrivere in Italiano, se no, ci ammazzano adesso.
NLanders hanno l'abitudine di insultare o/e dire le cazzate quando due persone scrivono in Italiano.

3ndy:
dove hai imparato l'italiano??

Vivo in Italia e studio. Come stai?

For every bad Lad, there's a badder Lass.
When You meet pesin weh pass You . . . .You go know say Jesus is Lord.

Lol. Ok Sir!

As usual, some ornery persons have taken this thread serzly and thrown the humor in the drain. Animosity is a biatch, I swear.
Even a tot can tell the poster was hungry for attention and wanted to ease his itching fingers . . . . .  hence, the reason for the thread.


To the Newbies . . . . .It's not true that old members look for the slightest opportunity to pounce on You.
Newbie/Oldbie/Active poster/Moderator . . . . .  is not honorific and I don't think even a 1/2 ibs brained individual would think otherwise.

Even oldbies get their share of the tantrum too if they say something out of point.
Nigerians in general, are vocally aggressive and NL is a mini Nigeria . . . .Deal with it.

No

Kgdavid:
supposedly he got cancer from his new found drinking and smoking habit.

Thanks. I get the cancer part now, but communicaton? No-No.

From what I understand, the Mother-In-Law didn't hide her irritation/annoyance. So, what's there to communicate again? Why did he man deem it fit to blame the woman for his mother's death? I mean, how is it her fault, and what has communication got to do with this part?
Why was the husband angry that the wife threw up? How is it a problem and what has communication got to do with it?

the moral of this story doesnt seem to be about communication, it seems to be "dont bring mother home"

Seems so to me too.

dominique:
pay more attention to his talents sis.

I haven't even heard any of his songs, not to talk of listening to it/them.
I dislike him that much.   

You're a bored kid. . . . .  I recommend Chewing Your armpit hairs.

Maybe I missed a paragraph or sum'n' but, what has communication got to do with the story?

Simple humility and communication would have resolved most of the problems in that story, as well as patience

What has wife and mother got to do with the man having cancer?

Our originals intend of having Mother enjoy some quiet and peaceful moments in her remaining years with us went terribly wrong as destiny's secret is finally revealed at a price,

I Love this babe Jare.

[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=470369.msg6298178#msg6298178 date=1277737719]Very important!!! infact, I love ehm BIG, Strong and active. [/quote]Rotfl!!!
Werrin You go do na? Wouldn't You choose Love over a D[i]i[/i]ck?        
Shebi NLanders say ''Love covers everything'' . . . . .   Cover fire!!!

adaphik:
Really, sm comments here, dey make me vex.  This lady needs moral support  n some sort of supportive opinion in taking a decision, if not she wouldnt have posted this lengthy text. & then only to get silly comments. Some of u guys here, shld put your self in her shoes n imagine what u'd want to do.   So pls be of sensible help in your opinions.  Some of the things the poster has said here, are clearly out of grave annoyance, so it shldnt b used against her. I have suggested earlier, n i still say, she shld talk to d girl to desist, they shld indulge in a reasonable conversation, n let d girl know how unhappy u are. If she no gree hear, ,, anyway, we'd get to that later.

Noise!!! 

Lady needs moral support, ma Fine butt.
From her posts, it's clear she's already made a decision.
She needs nothing but J's D[i]i[/i]ck.

eros:
PLEASE WHY DO YOU DISLIKE M.I. 

I guess it's because he's

eros:

The [size=15pt]short[/size] black boy from J. town

[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=470369.msg6297744#msg6297744 date=1277733075]NLer's

I met this guy several months ago in a friends party, we exchanged contacts and have been communicating, he asked me many times to be his babe but i was just taking my time, after some months i decided to give him a try. last weekend was i first nite together, I went from mouth to chest and then to his 3rd leg (d1ck) only for me to discover what is smaller than my last finger and it could not stand erect. Gosh!!! the most irritating part is that when i tried touching it, boomm!!! he come with lots of vibrations. the motherf.uc.ker could not look me in the eyes. I was not myslf for sometime because of the shock, he said he is in love with me and will want me to be his wife. I left without saying a word about that. Since then he calls me every 10mins and oh my God!!!

PLS how do i handle this? Somebody HELP!!! [/quote]Do You like him enough to help him seek help? If Yes, ask him to see a doctor. Many things could have cause his premature ejac[i]u[/i]lation - Too much mastu[i]r[/i]bation, overexcitment. etc
If No . . . .Use the door.


How important is sex in Your relationships? Very important? Assist him in seeking help [if You like him enough to] or get the next man with a better carrot and skill.

Not important? Stick with him and enjoy the fact that ''he's in Love you''.

E pain me o . . . . No be You this thing 4 happen to, sha.

[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=470295.msg6297947#msg6297947 date=1277735170]Missy B honey read my post (Help i met a vegetable man) and give me a reply pls i need you to say something[/quote]I posted on the thread before I saw this post. I'll go back and say sum'n' serz, now.

Lmao!!!
Una don kill me!!!
Op says the problem isn't only his small carrot but the fact that it's Lifeless and can't bite.


Chei . . . .I don't know whom to pity. . . . .Love.Bug or the man or the carrot itself? 

Rotflmffao!!!

For the first time, today . . . .I'm lost for words.

SA Goddess:
I am thinking those really tiny carrots, just a few days after sprouting, nice and soft!    

Funny how vegetables declare their undying love when they know very well they LACK something, somewhere!      

Lmao!!!
I swear, NL men, if You know You're vegetables, do sum'n' abourrit eh. Babez deh vex.

3ndy:
wow do u speak italian??

Yez!

3ndy:
linkage means a link to something that is for example when u're on wikipedia the online encyclopedia u have a lot of words that links you or connect you to another page or another website or another meaning,  that's the meaning of linking,  and linkage is an adjective.

Linkage is actually a Noun, and it means different things, in different fields.

3ndy:
no,  don't have any english qualification,  studied in italy and learnt english at school just for fun

Your English is impressive. Brava!!!

**Dials BusyBody**

lashontae:
the guy is so guileless he's like a teddy, you'll meet him where U keep him!

Lmao!!!
Ma ribs eh . . . . .I Love this thread, I swear.

Erhmm . . . .Poster, When You're done, can You lend him to me for just 2 hours?   
I wanna see what it's like, having a ''well-to-do'' teddy boyfriend.