₦airaland Forum

martyns303:
told all my chicks am going for a friends grandmom funeral on friday and that i'll be back on tuesdays the 15th. Ofcourse except for Mi Amour.

What about the gift, only your 'amour' gets that too?

jennykadry:
^^ Na so e dey start, from hugging to belle, very soon we go hear say tuface don deposit that him famous "go-into-the-world-be-fruitful-and-multiply" spperm inside her

If I see baby bump for that woman body , tuface go be my numero uno suspect

Lol! Allow Tuface flex jare.
One wonders why women can't get enough of his kini. He must be damn good.

Experience they say is the best teacher. So you may wish to count on my little experience and subscribe to my advice for free this valentine period. I once had a girl who played a fast one on me back to back on two different Valentine’s Day celebration. The first time, it was her mother who sent for her to leave school and come home on Valentines Day morning. The second time, it was her uncle that asked her to come to Lagos to collect the clothes he brought from London for her. This was a girl whom I had packaged one small surprise Valentine party for In my hostel. At the end of the day the party almost turned out to be a Boys Brigade Party with twenty boys and only four girls in attendance. Every other girl either got a call from their mum, or one information or the other came in that morning from their uncles. Some campus boys were not left either. I could remember one of my next door neighbors telling his girlfriend, just two days before valentine that he needed her to give him a break for one week.

I really don’t want you guys to misunderstand me here. I strongly believe in Valentine. I am a very romantic and loving married man. As a matter of fact I am looking forward to giving my wife a treat on Valentines Day. I am going to get her luxury Roses or lilies from an expensive florist. I am getting her an understated elegant card with few meaningful lines about our time together. I will be taking her with me on a trip to spend our Valentine night in the comfort of a very popular 5 star hotel in Abuja. (shhh, my wife must not hear this part. The hotel has been paid for by a client who has already booked me for a valentine show). But God forbids! What happens if the need suddenly arise for my wife or the woman in your life to travel on Valentines Day with the excuse of her uncle’s neighbor’s cousin getting involved in an accident? What happens if your fiancé/husband suddenly gets a call to travel to Abuja on St. Valentine’s Day for an “emergency meeting”? ” what would you do?

The lovey-dovey day of the year is back again and this is equally the best time to catch cheating partners. So pay more attention to your relationship and never ever get involved in anything that would easily move your spouse to anger this period. More so watch your back if you have a partner that is already raising the hypothetical question of, "Do you think it's possible to love more than one person at a time?” Just know that anything could happen on Valentines Day.
Happy Valentine.

What do you think?

https://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/182736_10150096819753937_297115308936_6267461_845005_n.jpg
Ay and Wife

Valentines is a special day that is observed all over the world every February 14. It is a day that is associated with the tradition of giving and receiving of gifts. It is a day that is celebrated with great excitement. It is a day where lovers, friends and families exchange cards and flowers that come in various shapes and sizes. It’s a day where love sparks off or gets rekindled by the spirit of St. Valentine. It’s a day where love birds wine and dine at the best restaurants in town, attend music and comedy shows together, and even end up in the best hotels in town.

Love it or hate it there's no getting away from Valentines Day. And, like birthdays and anniversaries, you must represent or allow the man next door to take over. Only God knows why that man called St Valentine did not mind his business in the first place and allow everybody to just rest. Better still I think Valentines Day should have been a special day where everyone should just sleep off and wake up the following morning without thinking of the day before. Anyway, I know some of you are already saying what is wrong with this unromantic comedian? I really don’t care what you think about me now. For all I care, you may wish to “speak to my right hand”.

Whether you like it or not, for many people, Valentines Day instills fear, dread, pressure and bitterness. It could even pass for “Breakup Celebration Day”. But before you go ahead and cast the first stone at me for expressing myself, let me explain further. Valentines Day, for most lovers has turned out to be the confirmation of the cheating hearts in their lives. It is a day where cheaters have to try to satisfy both their spouse and lovers with gifts and time. It is a day when men and women take risks that they normally would not have to take. It is the day that you bake that lovely cake, play the best love songs and put on your designer lingerie only for you to give up waiting for Peter after the cock finally crows at dawn. It is the day that one Mr. Lover Man would travel all the way from wherever to pay Stella that surprise Valentine visit and end up surprising himself. It is the day that some husbands would suddenly have “emergency meetings” and goes home very late looking tired and used.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-dVZSDC17NcA/TVOz92_Tr-I/AAAAAAAABDQ/3j7XzbNGJGI/s400/182024_10150104611731812_503876811_6443081_3403886_n.jpg[/img]

Tropical Depression - Alan Jackson 
[flash=500,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP1iDhRf0a8[/flash]

Rainy Day In June - Alan Jackson
[flash=500,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VC1RNmC7eY[/flash]

Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
[flash=500,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC04ZZploBE[/flash] Classic!

[quote author=call-me link=topic=601876.msg7704044#msg7704044 date=1297338078]@missy B - Just a picture of you[/quote]A mere picture of me will give you a hard-on. Why would I want to excite you?
No Sir, no photo for you . . . . Make do with Mercy Johnson's.

jennykadry:
Mercy johnson wowo, oya come bit me

This is undisputable! Mercy is indeed ugly.  Funny thing is, the adjectives the poster used to qualify her ''haters'' best fit Mercy - Ugly and dirty [skin]
A very good actress with a good shape though. . . . . .I like her.

What happened to this thread? Menipo, lets continue.

Twork it out - Usher

bokohalal:
Okao na khin men. i ke suen gha tie ebo , i tu e.

some mild bini insults;
okpetu
ovbukho
emabule no wa iyekowa
ole moroko
odayon diku
oyi oba oyi evbo
uhun dan
izigha
ovbio omwemwen

Lol! Bravo! All classic.

How come my last question wasn't answered?   
''The man must pay for his sin'' is okay by me.  . . . ''The woman must cheat to 'show him [her husband] pepper' is plain st[i]u[/i]pid.

Ujujoan:
You were busy claiming that your 'assumptions' were more of a fact . . . . that most of the women telling her to go ahead would not do the same thing! As if a married woman cheating was a big deal! 

It is a big deal!

Ujujoan:
You think it's by claiming hard girl here on NL? When you faced with reality, you'll definitely sing a different song!

It's called discipline not hardness. As for the second part of this comment, I laugh. 

Ujujoan:
And please don't put words into my mouth. I never said 'I was won over' . . . If you got that from my post, then you might need to hire an interpreter to interpret it to you!

You don vex? 

Ujujoan:
If she decides to cheat on her husband as a form of revenge, I definitely won't come up with all these hypocritical comments you people are making. As if she just woke up one day and decided to cheat on a man that has being faithful to her . . . . . if you cheat on your wife, she'll cheat on you! Chikena!   

IMHO, this is karma!   

She knew he cheats before settling down with him. No? Lets leave that for now.
If this man committed Inbreeding with his mother thereby hurting the wife and also bringing shame upon the family, would it also be okay for her to do likewise because she's supposed to pay him in his own coin? Would you do likewise? 

Ujujoan:
. .  even the bible says 'what you sow, you'll reap'! If you kill by the sword you'll die by the sword . . .

Do not skew the meaning of that Bible verse, lady.

1st finger- Purple, 2nd- Red, 3rd- Gold, 4th- Purple, 5th - Red. 

My husband is doing it again. . . . . . English or no English, he's already on top.
Carry go, Tubaba!

Ujujoan:
Don't mind her . . .

I dey laugh oh . . . .     

My dear, with the way things are going now, you should be counting the number of women who don't cheat, not the number that do cheat!     

Infact eh, I don see things tire, my eye wan drop. Go to NYSC camp/ law schools and universities and see what married women are doing . . not to talk of offices  . . . even for 'area' sef!

Me I don condemn tire so tey I no fit talk! Wetin I go do now . . .  na siddon look I dey!   

My point it that the whole idea of not cheating is not breaking a trust. When you know say the man no send, what's the incentive for not f***kin that cute hunk that has been turning you off since day 1!   

It takes the grace of God to resist, make no mistake about that!

Frankly, I really can't make sense out of what you're saying, Uju.
Wettin consain me if women on planet Earth cheat on their respective husbands as a form of payback? Does that make cheating the soln? Is marriage a thing of vogue that, that which majority of married women do is what should stand? 

You condemn so tay they won you over. . . . Good for you but I refuse to change my opinion as, common sense wouldn't permit me.

If you wanted to hump every cute hunk available, why marry in the first place? How logical is it to do something that makes him run when you actually want him close? Should he impregnate a woman, would you also go out looking for someone to 'help you get pregnant', as a form of revenge? Please, get real!

This mouth you deh bend will cut commot one day.

Ujujoan:
You are still making assumptions . . .  because you don't know what people can or can't do!

It seems you don't get it. You call it assumption, I have no problem with it even though I like to think it's closer to being truth than a mere assumption. But, it's still fine to call it an assumption. . . I nor get prob with that.

Ujujoan:
How sure are you that the women condmening her here are not even doing the same thing she's doing     

I'm more certain that the women on this thread that are probably 'doing the same thing' are not married. Whilst it may be cool for these women, it isn't for this woman because hers is a marriage where a lot and probably kids are involved and not just a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship where anything goes.

Ujujoan:
Seriously, let be a little bit objective . . .  what does it take for a woman to cheat    
Absolutely nothing! Women cheat on faithful husbands sef not to talk of an ashewo one!  

I concur! It takes not too much to cheat but, common sense would make you evaluate the gains and losses before acting.
What I'm saying is most of you would rather try to gather the pieces of what's left and rebuild rather than take the ''let's kukuma spoil everything' option. Be objective as you implored me, Uju - What has she to gain if she cheats? The man whose attention she's trying to get back, may end up walking away if he finds out and she would be left with the same stain [a cheat]. Where lies the gain? If she's in Nigeria, who gets stigmatized?
There are other ways of dealing with a cheat other than cheating too.

Like they say, an eye for an eye and everyone goes blind.

spikedcylinder:
A good number of 'us' believe in bosom for tat, that is why 'our' opinion differs from yours and it is impossible for you to say what 'we' will do in the OP's shoes.

Cool! I respect your opinion like I respect mine. You believe in bosom for tat, I believe that you don't. 

Lol! The first photo . . . WTF?

Odikwa serious eh!

Atreides:
Eeeee. . Obokhian 'temwven Vb'Egbe a yie he? Any insults for us?

How pesin go sit down and begin find insult? U sure wè emwin ya ma a?

spikedcylinder:
You are not capable of predicting or even in the least, assuming what every lady here can do or cannot do.

Why not? There's a reason it's called assumption.
Besides, that you think you would act in like manner as the poster doesn't flaw the assumption or cancel the possibility that a good number of you wouldn't do same thing, knowing full well that you'd be breaking your home rather than building it.

^^ Seriously, you should shut it and shut it immediately. You're begging too much attention; you musn't quote everyone, you know. **No offieinseeee**

Lol! Unserious people!

It's crazy that this individual who's supposed to be mature enough to run a home is silly enough to think cheating on her husband is the best form of reprisal. . . Like ehn? 

I just hope you don't increase the degree of your foolishness by getting high on the   applause you get here for most of these ladies egging you on wouldn't do the same thing, in your stead. 
They would cry, be more loving, do whatever is nice to bring back his attention home but, this is NL where what you say is, most of the time, different from what you do.  Use your head.

Let me not even mention that you knew what you were getting into so you have very little right to complain now.

v3:
Yes ^{*munchin on some fish*} ma'am

**Soliloquizes** This juju is working eh.  . . . I have to thank Baba.

v3:
^
Omo 
Somebody pinch me. . i'm dreaming
**removes suit/tie/shirt**
Time to eat 

Eat and come back whenever you're hungry.

r231:
Bottle of JD with coke

oh ok

https://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Jack_Daniels_bottle_and_glass.jpg

https://www.firefighterswithparkinsons.org/items/cyanide.jpg
Enjoy!  

v3:
Missy B
You need to be arrested for tickling my tastebuds. . chei!
I want that cat-fish badly

Forgive me!  
Lemme apologize properly by serving you. I hope you like the catfish fried.

https://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens4438932_1241676216southern_fried_fish_2_jpg.jpg

[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbSP2vCNba_7BD5Bj2lllSBEHaMjVpL62QNGQEnK9SXWP66RAo&t=1[/img]

https://mmm-yoso.typepad.com/mmmyoso/images/2008/01/31/crawdaddy10.jpg

Chips to go with it

https://www.gritzcafe.com/images/photographs/las_vegas_po_boy.gif


Drink

https://www.coisei.com/images/grapes_and_wine_glass.jpg

r231:
^^^^^hahahaha

i want full english breakfast and a bottle of Jack Daniel intead of tea

by the way where is my thread that u wanted to make

Bottle of wettin? Cool! Just say your last prayer, write your will; I want to be your next of kin. After this breakfast . . .

I was going to launch the thread na but you posted the pictures already. I'll wait till you and madam give us little R231.  

Brite wanted that na . . . You sef wan eat? Lemme get the cyanide ready.

[img]http://4.bp..com/_MYRNDMf_IWo/SjGxnB00KqI/AAAAAAAABJI/8_I1icaN2Cw/s320/White_Rice.jpg[/img]


[img]http://1.bp..com/_8mqyN49vyws/TORgS8QjE4I/AAAAAAAABew/-rX-bImbG3w/s320/Suya%2BHut%2BTilapia%2BPepper%2BSoup%2B003%255B1%255D.jpg[/img]

https://nurtureyourown.com/img/Glass%20of%20Water.jpg

Amazonia is actually good. Bravo!
Adibole or Oyibole?

jennykadry:
Missy the dude dey OK, I won't call him handsome

If you wanna know handsome ,see my hubby van vicker for more details

I deh warn you eh. . . . Touch not my betrothed.  

jennykadry:
@missyb
I love the suit in the second pic

It's cool. I like the 3rd and last pic. . . .They really do look happy.