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Esss: Just for the record, Okija juju was banned for paying his respects to the deceased and siging off #This has nothing to do with garri.. Yet look at people talking about him being on drugs and his marital status as the cause of his death being allowed to roam freely..

Missy B.. I had no idea you were one of those douchebag Mods.. How does that warrant a ban!? Like seriously

Do not derail this thread, make your complaint here - https://www.nairaland.com/985319/celebrity-section-complaints-suggestions-thread

[quote author=ekt_bear]I remember I met this gorgeous black chick at a club once...I wanted to do something low-key for the first date (just grab some yogurt somewhere).

She wanted me to take her out to an expensive dinner, and declined my yogurt invitation.[/quote]Rotflmao! You can't be serious! You and who will eat yoghurt? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif
#Justcan'tstoplaughing

Nairalanders have answered all your questions here - https://www.nairaland.com/1034749/price-garri

If you're asking the men, your guess is as good as mine.

Timijo: Which among these is your favourite drink?
Mine are water, softdrink and milk.

Which type of milk?

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Derailing this thread with the infamous garri joke will not be condoned, as I cannot continuously clean up threads while you gladly mess 'em up. Any offender, henceforth, will be banned.

Lmao @ the first tweet.
That jaga jaga song has been OBJ's nightmare. . .Poor thing. Truth hurts, indeed!

Much as I admire this woman, I'd say there isn't much space for her in Nollywood.
Neither Tonto nor Mercy Johnson - and others alike - are willing to give up their seat for her; and even if they did, she most likely wouldn't fit in.
The Nollywood of her days is quite different from the Nollywood of today.

philips70: Not useless ones that are not funny and makes no sense at all. A joke taken too far is no longer a joke but sheer stupidity. Thank you

You're sensible, jare.

Deedee49: Why is there so much hidden posts? Come on mods, stop sucking out the fun from threads! Every post should be welcomed!

I, too, do not fancy a thread with too many 'hidden posts', but if y'all will not be good, I have no other option.

https://www.nairaland.com/1033736/rich-oganiru-confesses-killing-wifeFaith Ikponmwosa

Incomplete list w/out Vic O.

[quote author=Brand_new]why are there so many hidden posts?[/quote]Because some Nairalanders have decided to make a nuisance of themselves by constantly derailing threads with the 'garri and price' joke.

Same to you!

https://www.nairaland.com/1035381/happy-new-month-all-nairalanders

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http://drbenkim.com/drink-too-much-water-dangerous.html

Interesting article that should be of help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnZGGz_HPmo

Amen!

There's no reason to keep in constant contact with an ex if you've 'moved on', let alone if you're married . . . More nonexistent that reason should be if your partner finds it offensive.
Oftentimes, Exes don't stick around unless there's still an iota of interest or an ulterior motive.
I expect every being who claims to be mature enough for marriage to understand the simplicity of that.