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Did I just read 'Jon Hamm'? Yes, whatever he says, HE is right!
**This poor heart of mine won't just stop beating fast**

Hamm, who also tells ELLE UK he doesn't "even consider myself handsome."

You don't have to, sugar. It's enough that I consider you thus.

Sent!

Happy birthday!

Sky Rider: I was like 10. My younger sister offered to prepare lunch for Me, my younger brother and herself. cause my mum was nowhere to be found.(she was actually at our former place to sort things out) we just moved into a new house.

After 30 mins we went into the kitchen to see what this Little Madam was preparing..,

Lo n behold, she was boiling only "three numbers of beans" in a large pot filled with water!!!

Lmao!

whiteroses: Mine is one time I cooked for hubby's friends i believed I know how dead people feel that night because I felt dead he bought chicken and have always bought from asda this meant its soft chicken but on this faithful day he bought our Tiwan tiwa organic hard chicken and i don't know so I seasoned it like a good girlfriend that tried to impress his friends that I was'. 40 minutes later it dint turn golden like a soft chicken should I thot wtf is going on and gave it another 10 still pale, another 10 etc when I said enough is enough the chicken they hard like rock. Meanwhile the hubby has been saying guys wait for wifey cooking, friends too dey hungry like pickney so I just had to serve it and spread juicy soup on top. I kept quiet and said I don't want to eat. They filled dining table. I lied down on sofa singing unto Jesus I surrender all as they chopped no one made a sound till rice was half way then I said the chicken is a bit ha.... (before I said hard inst it?) one guy quickly said YES then I nervously said oh dint moist hard chicken and I ovened it, one guy then said don't worry and they asked for juice. I was so ashamed me and the bf haven't even mentioned it till today lol

Una will kill me here eh!

There was a notice, no?

https://www.nairaland.com/994111/price-bread-increased-20

underlinee: Well, I learnt how to cook everything I now know how to cook. The one I never took time to learn was how to fry egg.

The first day i fried egg, I couldnt remember if I had to use groundnut oil or just pour the egg into the pan like that. well you can guess the one i did. men! if you see the mosaic that resulted from the process my mum had to pour the oil unto the mess to undo my artwork

I see!
Nairaland must have seized it. . . I sent you a PM yesterday, I'll try to resend it.

Ogugua, did you get my e-mail?

I tried doing a Google search but I couldn't find anything helpful.
Maybe you'll have to travel to, say, Lagos to get these equipment or order online. Do a Google search. . .You should get more help from it.

olaedo3087: Pls didnt gt mind blessed.onuoha@yahoo.com

Yahoo just can't deliver the e-book to that email because '' the account has been disabled or discontinued''.

Sam Milla: @16, do you really know the meaning of dignity?
Close your eyes and picture yourself at 55 without child and husband , do you still wanna talk about hope?

Some of us were privileged to have been raised in a family in which things are done with total dignity, and you can't blame us for emulating those great teachers, neither can you hold me responsible for the Sam Millas who have no idea what the word means due to deprivation of the aforementioned privilege, and hence, think no one else should.

chamotex: Just send me your picture, leave the rest to me.
[size=4pt]I've missed you sha[/size]

I'm not photogenic. . . .Would a picture of my dog do; it is, after all, my possession? Say no at the risk of having no other option but a dead body
[size=3pt]Miss you too o . . .You abandoned me[/size]

Tgirl4real: He doesn't ever leave that his sport section. I miss d good ol' days.

Can you imagine! We've been on the same NL and I haven't seen his posts in ages.
Who doesn't, my dear, who doesn't?!

chamotex: Marry me!

Cha mo tex
This must be your ghost . . . I'm just 16, and I intend to start marrying ghosts at 85. . . You'll have to wait.
[size=4pt][s]Where on God's green Earth have you been hiding?[/s][/size]

Ivynwa: Loling
Missy are you sure that you can handle it when Tuface BabyMammas descend on you in one swoop??

Tuface's kini can protect me.

Sam Milla: You are still young and beautiful. Wait until you are 45 and still single, you can even agree to marry a dead man.
I have learnt not to say what i would do in situations i have not been into.

It's so sad you people stop living at a certain age.
Where I'm from, as long as there's life, there's hope, and both life and hope should be characterized by dignity not desperation.

Let's hear it

I have sent and re-sent the e-book.
Please crosscheck the address you post, if you give me a wrong address, it's obvious you won't get the e-book.

Furnishing a precise location may make it easier for us to help you.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/797043_2Face_Idibia_jpg8512be45f1c189bfb8e01511a6314f09

**Kisses computer screen and faints**

Toyin, oya, have my glasses and look again!

Pretty girl, but no, she doesn't look like Gene.