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Who wrote this gibberish?

geoworldedu:
People are wicked o. Nobody here is serving pastor first. Back 50 years ago, almost everyone will serve the pastor or imam first. This shows that Otem's account about the imprisonment of Jehovah and Allah the gods of pastors and imams is true.




Otem Erectus
Chapter 226: 1 - 30

1. When Otem had shut his eyes in meditation on the fifth day of the seventh month, he began to fly in the inner universe. and he flew until he had seen Atum. and Atum said, come with me and I shall show you how we captured many of the gods who are my brothers. and otem saw a period in the past.
2. and he saw how the gods of findings were gathered in a place, getting ready for the psychospiritual battle. For thousands of us them were ready to fight for the freedom and mind slavery of the world. For it is time to bring humanity to the age which is called Aquarius.
3. and otem said, who shall you fight against? and Atum said, we are ready to fight against all the gods of religion who insist that the minds of humans should be continually enslaved. For religion shall limit the rate of growth of science.
4. Therefore, we are prepared to make all gods who love to enslave the minds of humanity drop their ambitions and set the world free from mind slavery.
5. Now otem said, let me go with you to see how this shall be done. Now Atum and otem flew until they had reached a place where many gods are gathered. and when they saw otem, they came to him and said, otem of truth, welcome.
6. and Olorun and Ogene and Chuku and many other gods of Aferk stepped further to otem and said, you have been empowered with the powers of all good gods and with their wisdom and understanding shall you operate.
7. You are greater than all gods in intelligence and knowledge. Now have we chosen you O otem, go and set Aferk free. Now Mother Earthus came also with Aluna and Ishtar and thousands of goddesses, both of Aferk and of the whole earth. and they said, blessed is otem, the god of all histories of humanity.
8. The gods hear his name and tremble. The people who torment others in the name of witches and wizards hear his name and flee. Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Gaol, Eshu and all gods of bad religion and mind slavery hear his name and bow.
9. otem, fakir Atomos, go and quickly set Aferk free from gullibility before they are turned into animals in their minds. Go and free them from the hostages of Jehoshua, Yiga, Shamshin, Krisht, Bonkee, Wilhem and all manner of gods who make them slaves and deceive them on the face of the earth.
10. Who shall study the histories of otem and fear death? Whose mind shall be so strong to read the truth and still have joy reading the lies in the books of religion? Even Vishnu have said, let the truth of the words of otem prevail.
11. otem, the adopted son of all gods and goddesses of the earth, stay here until we have fought and won all the gods in a psychospiritual battle. You shall see how we shall defeat them.
12. Now otem stood and watched how the gods went farther away from him. and as they went farther, it seemed to him as if they were still standing before him, for distance was made into an illusion as if it no more existed. and it was as if a screen was showing the thing to otem.
13. and Otem saw how all gods of religion gather and say, we shall not let humanity and dwellers of the earth have rest of mind. and Allah said, I cannot let go my impact upon the earth.
14. Now many homos who died religious had been made the same with the gods. and they had almost equal powers with the gods. and they said also, the religion which we practise on earth must not be defeated.
15. Now Yahweh said, what shall my great name become in the mouths of the people of the earth if i agree that religion should be made of none effect in their minds? Shall they not curse my name forever?
16. and Eubius said, what shall happen to the history of Krishtanite which I have written? I shall rather protect it, or else I shall be found the greatest liar in history. and Mirza and Moloch and Eshu and many other gods said, the fun of the earth shall be lost when they do not call upon our names anymore.
17. and their continual weeping to the gods, being fun to us, shall be a thing of the past. No, we shall not allow this. Now while they spoke, the gods who wanted science and development in the world came and said, are you ready for the battle? and they said, we are ready.
18. and the battle began.
19. and Otem heard voices and saw many gods how they did all manner of inexplicable things. and there were vacuums, but only otem and the gods of findings saw the vacuums.
20. and when the gods of religion had entered into the vacuums, they were not seen anymore.
21. and Otem awoke. and his pupils had broken the door of his house when he did not appear in the school that day. and they had done many things to revive him.
22. and otem said, I saw all the things which you do to my body to rescue me. Why do you sit on my chest and blew my nose? Why do you disturb my sweet sleep? For the words which are made flesh are currently being conquered.
23. And henceforth, all sacred texts shall be seen as the things useful for refuse dump. and they shall lose the powers behind them, because all gods who insist on continual deception of the world through their threatening and motivational books are currently being held captive in vacuums.
24. Now for a space of three months, otem continually saw how the gods stepped into vacuums and were not seen anymore.
25. Now when eighty-nine days was complete, the gods of findings began to carry the vacuums in their hands, dumping them into a larger vacuum. For the vacuums began to become visible when they had carried them. and they dumped more than two hundred and fifty nine thousand vacuums into a larger one.
26. and they said, Otem of truth, we have overcome the gods by vacuums, so go and make known all the things which you have seen. For we imagined the vacuums with our thoughts for the capture of the gods who are antihumans.
27. and in the vacuums shall they be for a thousand years. This is the spiritual cage of all gods who oppose development. and focus shall be shifted from the words in the books to the thoughts of the heads.
28. And a period shall come when the pastors and the priests of many religions shall begin to misbehave. For their gods are encaged. and the minds of many homos shall begin to go after the truth within themselves rather than the lies written in the books of lies.
29. Now Otem, we have done our own part, therefore go and do your part also. Be not lazy in the compilation and interpretation of the texts of histories which we have given to you.
30. and we shall breathe life into the history which you shall write and it shall live on in the minds of the people, rather than religious texts. and humanity shall begin to use their own brains, worshipping no god while they do good to themselves.

Update:

Just saw this topic in my profile now and I smiled.

I was actually refunded.

I think early this year or late last year... I will check sha.

I just stumbled on the funds in my fair money account when I wanted to check something cos it's not my regular account.

Thank you all for your valuable contributions

tunapawizzy:
I miss his sexy passes commentary

Lol.
I see what you did there

Very wasteful decision

Mrexcell:
Total waste of money instead of demolishing the building the govt should have revoked the cfO and put the building into other uses.

Elaborate please

Okoyeeboz:
If you want to end kidnapping, banditry and Boko Haram in Nigeria, move soldiers back to the barracks and let Policemen handle them.

If you remember the Taraba kidnap kingpin cakes Wadume, he was arrested by Policemen, soldiers ambushed the Policemen, freed him and killed the Policemen.

The Policemen who arrested that kidnapper are from the same IRT unit who arrested these Ibadan kidnappers.

There is a reason why Zulum the Governor of Borno state doesn't use soldiers as part of his security. He uses only Policemen.

CodeTemplar:
coded messages to the faithfuls of destruction indicating the Jihad is only being relaxed a bit but not being stopped.

You gerrit!

The Sultan said: “Today, as I stand here, I want to affirm that MUSLIMS ARE NOT IN A HURRY and are not planning anything like decimating the population of Christians in Nigeria

They are not in a hurry as at now, right?

Wonderful speech!

Allahu Akbar

IsellSmartTvs:
Update on the 43” Samsung

Model no - ue43ru7100k

Price- 220k

Na today wey I get money the 32 inches come finish?

Kalulu44:
Honestly I understand the two meaning and you explained it well, you see the way you stated Lapo's acronym very well. I need exact explanation to NEPO acronym, thanks

Nepo is not an abbreviation per se.

Just a shortened form of the word "nepotism"

Kalulu44:
But your NEPO no ryhme nah. Numerous (good) Access when the letter there is E. So find our E for us o

Nepo for Nepotism kids (kids with wealthy and well connected parents with high political/business networth.. billionaire parents/politician parents or family members

Lapo stands for name of a microfinance bank notorious for using crude and unconventional methods to retrieve loans from defaulting customers. Basically a microfinance bank for struggling individuals

LIFTING
ABOVE
POVERTY
ORGANIZATION

Angel55555:
The road is narrow, but it is motorable.

It's motorable but doesn't pass the minimum safety standards.

If I have the means, I will sue the Ogun State government to court for indirectly trying to kill the citizens they swore to protect

Lanrelagboi:
Ogun state sitting comfortably in number 5 is evidence that even with the criticism, Ogun state is not as bad as people make it to be



https://tribuneonlineng.com/2024-top-10-states-with-good-road-network-in-nigeria/

Ogun State with good roads?

Please tell the article writer to change his dealer.
Especially that death trap called Kemta-Somorin road. A road with dangerous bends and blind spots without sidewalks, bumps to control over speeding or concrete slabs on the drainage

Mercylike:
Sound system available for sale

98% clean and neat

100% working perfect

Bluetooth ✅
USB ✅
SD/MMC card ✅
Antenna ✅
Radio FM ✅
Remote ✅

Come, test, pay
Reason for sale ( just got a sound bar)

How much for the engine?

binary007:
NGR 72,000 sir/ma'am

Last price?
How much is delivery to Abeokuta

binary007:
Get Quality Mattress to the comfort of your home.

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How much for the bolded item?

FutureFocus:
Respect Sir, Let me salute you first, our chief of defense staff can wait, he will get his own salutation later

I call it The Small But Mighty

Please indicate the price

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Mattress for sale.

Green Earth Brand.

Very good and firm with 3 yrs warranty

6ft by 6ft by 8 inches.

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How much is 4 1/2 by 8 by 6

dominique:
What did they say when you went to their office? These insurance companies are dubious. Mutual benefits extended the maturity of investors funds twice! From 5 years to 10 years! If you want to withdraw your funds, it will come with penalties and you'll be given like 70% of your initial deposit. It's like they're secretly hoping the investors die before the investment matures.

Please help me push these topics to frontpage

https://www.nairaland.com/7986085/sos-call-wema-bank

https://www.nairaland.com/7698332/jumia-please-refund-me

Nlfpmod
Lalasticlala
Please come to my rescue

Screenshots

Blackestjunior:
Bleep wema bank

Web pay, someone has used your card to purchase something online according to the description

Wema Bank has failed to disclose who it is

Screenshots

On the 16th of December, 2023, I got a debit alert, very early in the morning, to the tune of N25,000 with a scanty description: "WEB PAY". I called the Purple connect lines to hotlist my card and enquire about the nature of the transaction. The response I got was nowhere near something actionable. "Maybe you've exposed your card details online"

Thereafter, all emails sent have been replied with a touch of "sorry for the inconveniences caused. We are still investigating".

Even the fact that I copied the CBN email address (cpd@cbn.gov.ng) and the Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Commission has not yielded any positive efforts.

Also, my visit to the bank was the same experience. Attached are some of the screenshots pertaining to this transaction.

This illegal movement of funds really affected me as I was supposed to get a freezer and some other stuffs for my business. This didn't materialize as a result.

Mod please move to the frontpage.

Tissyjay:
Neatly used Refrigerator - 100k

Samsung Washing machine, working perfectly - 200k

Treadmill- 170k

Location : Hilltop Estate Abeokuta

Tel: 08039681009
08169448032

Refrigerator 70k?

Mpox:
No it doesn't worth it, it mere waste of scarce resources

SECONDED!!!!!

Onefornaija23 Nairaland is a better alternative. Talking from experience

Any one with big party cooler in Abeokuta?

JayDaily2:
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For you to take this daily it means you don't have a proper financial budget.

There's nothing healthy about holandia yogurt,

Come out from this media Bondage!

Do you read its contents at all?

Do not consume pasteurized milk or it's yogurt.

It's expensive and worthless.

For you to take this daily it means you don't have a proper financial budget.

Enzymes that are helpful have been taken out.

Essential minerals have been taken out.

A, K, E, and D, all fat-soluble vitamins, have all been eliminated.

Pasteurized milk and yogurt are basically bland liquids with sweets that make their way into our food supply thanks to corporate duplicity, misinformation, and profit-seeking.

Those who are familiar with the development of dietary nutrition would know what I'm talking about.

I would be talking about this corporate deception on my channel soon, search and join IAJ ONLINE on telegram.

Join and learn, deliver yourself from this corporate deception in the name of fancy nutrition downgrading our health daily.

What do you say to the attached screenshot?

nwaozzugwor:
Good to go

Thanks