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Christianity EtcRe: Can I Still Go To Church After Having Sex On A Sunday Morning? by MisterBanny(m): 10:11am On Sep 17, 2023
No, you can't go to church. It's a very grevious sin, tantamount to death.
How Old are you to come up with such nonsensical question?
EducationRe: Pls Help Solve This PHYSICS by MisterBanny(op): 10:09am On Sep 17, 2023
harrend:
HOW MUCH DATA U GO USE APPRECIATE ME IF I SEND U AM?
1k data bro.
Time is tickling
EducationRe: Pls Help Solve This PHYSICS by MisterBanny(op): 10:08am On Sep 17, 2023
NDSMELODY:
check this
Wow... Exactly. God bless you so much Sir. I can't thank you enough. You've just saved my ass. You're an Erudite scholar, and an astute educational icon. I doff my hat for your intellectual sagacity
EducationRe: Pls Help Solve This PHYSICS by MisterBanny(op): 7:47am On Sep 17, 2023
article1:
OP, you should typed out the questions. It's no cleared on the white paper.
I have done so sir. Thanks.
EducationRe: Pls Help Solve This PHYSICS by MisterBanny(op): 7:44am On Sep 17, 2023
article1:
OP, you should typed out the questions. It's ambiguous on the white paper.
Ok sir
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 7:43am On Sep 17, 2023
ruffhandu:
Stopped crime as a teenager. But my advise to him is based on the country where he lives, where almost everyone is a criminal, including you.
Tor
EducationPls Help Solve This PHYSICS by MisterBanny(op): 7:37am On Sep 17, 2023
Good morning and happy Sunday my people.

Great physicist in the house, pls help me solve this questions please. My Nephew brought it home. He is in a boarding sch, came home yesterday afternoon and would be going back this afternoon at 12pm. Thanks my erudite Scholars.

Here is the question:

SKETCH CLEARLY USING SCALE INDICATOR, THE POSITION OF A POINT P(4, -5, -6) WITH REFERENCE TO A POINT Q(0,0,0). DETERMINE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN P and Q

PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 9:04pm On Sep 16, 2023
ruffhandu:
If you had read my first post, you would have seen that that may be the reason. He may feel he should be appreciated for his expertise
I agree with you sir. I'll do that right away
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 5:20pm On Sep 16, 2023
TongueTwista:
OP,
You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
Ok , Saint and incorruptible Judge. Continue
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 5:18pm On Sep 16, 2023
Babamide:
Your neighbor just wants you to pay him. Besides to bypass is really easy. Find another electrician to help you with it and put you through. Remember you are commiting a crime, so only bypass at night and on Sundays.
Ok. Thanks. I will learn it so I can be doing it myself .
I am beginning to think he actually wants money.
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 5:18pm On Sep 16, 2023
Babamide:
Your neighbor just wants you to pay him. Besides to bypass is really easy. Find another electrician to help you with it and put you through. Remember you are commiting a crime, so only bypass at night and on Sundays.
Ok. Thanks. I will learn it so I can be doing it myself
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 5:16pm On Sep 16, 2023
Spirit04:
try and pack out before you end up in a serious problem you know nothing about
Ok Sir. Thanks
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 11:14am On Sep 16, 2023
ruffhandu:
Did you offer him money?
No
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 9:47am On Sep 16, 2023
ruffhandu:
No you have not, you only asked and he said he thought you get light with him. We read through all you wrote.
Ok maybe I didn't make my story elaborate enough. I have begged him to do so severally
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 9:17am On Sep 16, 2023
iammo:
Go and get your own electrician and bypass your own light yourself

If Electricity Distribution Company workers come with Police, they can arrest you seperately and bill you differently

In my house, my ACs , Deep freezer, Microwave and Washing machine I bypassed them

My neighbor living accross my gate is my friend and I never told him anything

It was when NEPA came for General inspection that they caught the two of us bypassing meter, he bypassed his whole house and didn't tell me


.
So every night, I will calling the electric to come and do bypass for me? Oga, didn't u read where I wrote that the compound isn't a fenced or gated one? Or u simply lack comprehension?
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 9:16am On Sep 16, 2023
ruffhandu:
Oga, you are asking to join someone in a crime it is not what you should quarell about. Call him aside and stylishly beg him. Let your pride down. It is possible he is expecting a bribe from you since he feels his expertise gives him an edge over you.

Nigeria is a den of criminals
Omo, I have done all that. Some of you here just rush to comment without reading the passage to comprehend
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 9:14am On Sep 16, 2023
hakeemhakeem:
Do they buried your placenta in that building, get a new apartment and before you pay request for their electrical bill
Stop saying rubbish. So I should immediately pack out. Is it that easy? Some of you will just open your mouth to spew trash. Until u insult, you're never satisfied. What's your business with my placenta??
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 9:12am On Sep 16, 2023
iammo:
I no form billionaire

Baba olowo... Maybe you should come and pay it for us.. dunce
Don't mind that guy pls. Some people are just stupid and senseless. So bypassing for microwave is a sign that the person lives in penury? People dey reason funny at times oo. Go to big hotels in Town, they do this.
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 9:10am On Sep 16, 2023
lexylaw09:
Bro it's quite easy. Talk to him , let him connect both of you that's all. Live trouble for Satan. Don't fight uts not worth it. Don't report him no need. Buy wires for himLet him connect the both of you.
Thanks for your input Sir. Wire isn't the Problem here: the guy is just evil and wicked. I have called him one on one to discuss it. He claimed ignorance of it. He said he had always though I had last light anytime he does the bypass. When he started that bypass, he didn't connect me until I noticed he was always having light in his room, I confronted him and he opened up. I now begged him to connect me and he did. But after three days he disconnected me. I still met him again and he claimed he wasn't aware that I haven't been having light and promised to fix it. It's been a month now that he hasn't done anything. He is enjoying power alone. Let's be honest, if u were me, how would you feel??
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 8:29am On Sep 16, 2023
Pandev:
Report yourself to the authority now, you are a criminal.
Just like you
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 8:28am On Sep 16, 2023
JASONjnr:
Why not report him directly.....

This meter extra billing is really annoying and there is no house you will rent now without meeting these problems of extra bills on the matter.


If the country is quiet about it..... It will go out of hand in the nearest future....


Another angle of corruption is the NEPA ...... They're reaping Nigerians off ...
I'm telling you
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 8:28am On Sep 16, 2023
SmartPolician:
This is the comment I have been looking for.

If you are not as criminally minded as your neighbour, save up and leave the compound. That issue probably has no solution unless you guys agree to clear all the debt.

This is the problem I have those who call out bad leaders, but they cannot pay ordinary power bills. Bypassing NEPA metres is a criminal offence.
Why should I pay a debt of 500k when I didn't use it? How?
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 8:00am On Sep 16, 2023
layzie:
@ op
Is this y u re going insane? Try to be calming down pls, nothing dey this life. The thing u re going insane for him to do for u is even illegal bros.
So I should keep mute while he enjoys power and I remain in dark?
PoliticsRe: I'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op): 8:00am On Sep 16, 2023
iammo:
Energy theft is a crime... He is stealing yet you want him to share the proceed of the theft with you equally without giving him any raba

Go to NERC office to complain about the billing,
What are you saying na Oga
PoliticsI'm Going Insane, Please Advice Me. by MisterBanny(op):
Good morning Nairaland family. I'm sorry for Posting this here, and I seek for forgiveness from the Mods.

As I type this, I'm really very angry. My neighbor is pushing me to the wall. Now, I live in a room self-con and so is my neighbor too. We are the only tenants in this particular compound.
This guy is an electrician. In his Mid-fourties, unmarried & highly irresponsible. He doesn't get along with the entire neighbors in the neighborhood. He doesn't even pay his rents until the landlord takes him to the police station before he would pay.
Our prepaid meter is in debts of almost 500k. We have written to the NEPA to do something about it since we know nothing about the debt on the meter. Initially, we would recharge & we'll only get 50% of whatever we recharge while the other 50% will be taken by the Meter. Now, the meter takes every recharge we make without leaving any units for us to use, so we've stopped recharging until the landlord fixes the Meter. Sadly, the landlord cares less since he doesn't live with Us.
The neighbor who is an electrician now bypasses the meter & connects light to his room alone leaving me in darkness all night. He usually does the bypass at Night and wakes up early in the morning to disconnect it since our compound isn't fenced. The neighbor is a Chelsea fan as I am. We talk football together some times and I can't understand the meaning of this. I have confronted him and all he could say was, he thought I had been having light each time he does the bypass. He knows I don't. It's deliberate and I don't understand his reasons. This same guy would disconnect me from having light any time I'm unable to quickly contribute money with him to recharge the prepaid when we were using the prepaid. So wicked and callous.
I'm losing it and I want to take actions now. I need your advice please.
I understand it is Illegal. But I am willing to participate in the illegality until a solution is found


Front Page pls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by MisterBanny(m): 11:02pm On Aug 20, 2023
gratiaeo:
The way I'm seeing it Moses Caicedo might turn out to be a biggest flop
But they said he is better than DECLAN RICE na?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham United Vs Chelsea - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by MisterBanny(m): 11:01pm On Aug 20, 2023
Anytask01:
What a debut for Caicedo. Poor boy
And they will be comparing him to Declan Rice who has been consistent over the years??
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Mobbed By His Fans Making Him Visibly Angry (pics/video) by MisterBanny(m): 6:53pm On Aug 19, 2023
creativehubb:
You dumb kids need to get a life or a job, and keep that state off your mouth. That state is the greatest state and state with the richest history in Nigeria...till today British and European government marvel at the bronze works of the Edo people and display them in the best museums. It's nobody's fault your state is useless and without history.
Oloriburuku, ode ti soro
Aiye
HealthRe: 35-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide Over Hardship In Jigawa by MisterBanny(m): 6:32pm On Aug 19, 2023
Franzinni:
bro hang in a little longer ... But I will beg you never to give up on you regardless of what you are going through... Never ever give up!!! Draw energy from your situation and strive to overcome it ... The only thing that can keep you from progress is you (the ego) . That little things that seperated you from the rest of living things. Kill the ego, become fluid learn to embrace your situation and seek the value in it, let go of any resentment towards anyone but never forget it (NEVER). Remember if you die the world will move on in an instant. Just set your sights on a goal and pour your energy towards it. It doesn't have to be a huge goal but it has to be something that you can use as a measuring system to make you know that anything you focus on has no choice to become reality ... Go outside your house and look around you, everything your eye can see and is not natural, was once a thought in someone's head ... But you are living in that thought as your reality. Be humble and ready to tolerate rubish from anyone becasue that is the way the world expects you to be. Tailor how the world percieves you and give them what they want. Don't give in to any thoughts of suicide only cowards do that and you are not one. You matter !!!!! Greatly
Thanks for this write up Sir. You just saved me. Blessings follow u.
Pls I need help to buy something and eat pls . Haven't eaten
PoliticsRe: Most Expensive States To Live In Based On Inflation Rates by MisterBanny(m): 5:42pm On Aug 19, 2023
It's everywhere . The current hardship is worse than cancer of the blood. It is killing some of us. Many are only just physically alive but dead already. Pls if u can see dis, help me with something to buy food pls. Haven't eaten for two days
HealthRe: 35-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide Over Hardship In Jigawa by MisterBanny(m): 5:42pm On Aug 19, 2023
Nats12:
No matter the situation, suicide is definitely not an option.
Pls can u help me with something to eat?
HealthRe: 35-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide Over Hardship In Jigawa by MisterBanny(m): 5:41pm On Aug 19, 2023
Proudlyomonna:
APC is a maximum disaster.

Before people for dash am garri,or guinea corn or potatoes or our famous agbado grin

Go market go price one paint of guinea corn now.

Ordinary garri now be #400 per derica,even Me wey dey sell am sef e dey do me 1 kind to sell but hell abobi gat to sell market na undecided

Rip to the dead one,Him for still hold on,You never can tell what the next minute holds.
Abeg no vex, help me with something make I use chop pls

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