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Politics / Re: Governor Ortom Rolls On The Floor, Prays, Begs God For Forgiveness by MisterLawyer: 11:01pm On May 30, 2016
Politics / Re: #Buhari's365Days: Ezekwesili & Adesina On Channels TV - Nigerians React by MisterLawyer: 10:49pm On May 30, 2016
CHANGE WILL COME......SOON!
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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by MisterLawyer: 11:30am On May 30, 2016
Literature / Re: Half Or No Man by MisterLawyer: 11:08pm On Apr 19, 2016
Beautifully scribbled, I must say. Kudos to you Anita.
Education / Re: Rain Destroys Mast At The University Of Ibadan (Photos) by MisterLawyer: 10:52pm On Apr 09, 2016
The building is as old as UI itself.
Politics / Re: Cartoon By Punch Newspaper On President Buhari's Constant Travelling by MisterLawyer: 7:51am On Mar 02, 2016
talktimi:
Buhari Skywalker grin

Bro, you been dey sick, is that Lai or Oyegun, chaii u don soak Garri ur eyes don swell.
Politics / Re: Federal High Court Judge Overrules Supreme Court over Sacked Anambra Lawmakers. by MisterLawyer: 3:59am On Feb 21, 2016
One thing you should know as a layman is that owing to the doctrine of Judicial precedent and hierarchy of courts in Nigeria and by virtue of S.230 and 235 of the constitution, the supreme is the apex and final court in Nigeria,and there decision is final. Therefore it is illogical to say that a Federal High Court overrule a decision of the supreme court, even the dumbest judge would never do that. I think Sahara reporters mixed things up.

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Properties / Re: Help!!! Landlord Gave Me A Month Quit without reasons by MisterLawyer: 10:34pm On Feb 10, 2016
To start with, I'm not a lawyer but a law student. so I think I'm still in a position to give you a little legal advice.
Are you a yearly, Quarterly, or Monthly tenant??

if you are a Yearly tenant, by law, you need to be given 6 month earlier notice. and If may be you are a quarterly tenant, you need to be given 3 months notice before your eviction.
Religion / My Prayer For You by MisterLawyer: 11:14pm On Jan 23, 2016
READ ME!!!

'AbdulLaah had a job interview to attend at 10am but
his wife developed complications at 9am.

He decided to take the wife to the hospital and
leave for the interview thereafter but on their
way to the hospital, the taxi broke down. It was
already 10:30am before he could get another
taxi.


He arrived the hospital at 11am, dropped the wife and used the same taxi to go for the interview. He arrived the interview venue at12noon(2hours late).

He rang the bell but no one opened the door.

Earlier at 10am, the mail
delivery company had rang the bell but no one
opened the door too.

When the door was finally opened, 'AbdulLaah said "I'm sorry, I came
..........wanting to apologise for coming late but the Secretary interrupted before he could finish his statement and ushered him to the Board room.

The Secretary said: We apologise Mr Abdulahi for keeping you waiting since 10am, we actually heard when the bell rang at 10am but we were held up in a meeting with our company suppliers... However we have sat since 8am to deliberate on your job specification, your office and the salary.

'AbdulLaah was baffled and said, "Ma'am, I haven't
been interviewed yet’’.

The MD answered him and said "we decided not
to conduct the interview at least to save time
and also save the interviewees money on
transport, so we looked at the papers for the
most appropriate person we wanted and we opted
for you. You won't be disappointed. You’ll be
shown your office, your secretary and the driver
assigned to drive your company's allotted
vehicle. You’ll be on probation for 2yrs.

He got the job!!!

On his way out, his phone rang and it was the
wife. She said honey, I was delivered of a
bouncing baby boy. It was their fifth child and
the only male child.

He got a double miracles same day, all the disappointments turned out to favour him.

Allaah positioned the mail delivery man to ring the
bell at 10am.

God also held them up in the meeting until 'AbdulLaah arrived.

Note: You might be held up by issues in your life
and hope might be diminishing and you think the chance is gone.

But you know what? Allaah's waiting for you to release His favour, so don't go back along the way, don't quit, don't be upset by what you face along the way.

In fact, Allaah has already deliberated on your
specifications.

One more thing, you don't have to go through any interview, since you have all the qualifications Allaah wants..

My prayers for you:
1. Allaah will position somebody at the right place and the right time for you who will ring the bell in your favour.

2. Allaah will turn all your disappointments to be a
blessing for you.

3. Every positive meeting will end in your favour
and every negative meeting will scatter in your favour.

May this be your portion

Remain blessed beyond measure! Best wishes

cc Lalasticlala
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Paul Okoye Chilling In His Sitting Room - Money Speaking by MisterLawyer: 8:34pm On Jan 07, 2016
F*ck it....every post was a hit, back to back, from Politics, to Entertainment, to Crime. yet no Front page...iyalaya anybody!!!!
Lalasticlala I'm coming for you.....(red eyes shining....)

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu's New Son by MisterLawyer: 9:11pm On Jan 06, 2016
abduljabbar4:
Let him grow up and see how his father was caught with a woman in a hotel. Chai, Namdi COWnu how far na? Should we beg Buhari to allow you to see your son?grin

Bro,you need to be reasonable, think, don't just think ,but think reasonably. #THINKREASONABLY
Nairaland / General / Rate Nairaland Mods On A Scale Of 1-10 by MisterLawyer: 11:57pm On Jan 05, 2016
Hello wonderful Nairalanders, let's encourage our mods by rating them on a scale of 1 - 10....E.g. Lalasticlala 8/10, ishilove 8/10,,etc...leggooo

cc... Lalasticlala , ishilove, r231 , Freiburger
Sports / Re: Decay State Of Lagos National Stadium (pictures) by MisterLawyer: 6:06pm On Jan 05, 2016
bigtt76:
Oooooh we have Abuja + Akwa Ibom + Teslim Balogun ......why we for need National Stadium? Next please .... grin

bros abeg gerarahea mehn ssshiiit.....when dem junior countries get more than enof standard stadium...you dey here dey talk shit,abeg #LeaveTrashForLawma jooor.
Politics / Re: Petition In Favour Of President Buhari Gathers Over 5000 Signatures In 24hours by MisterLawyer: 8:53am On Jan 04, 2016
EternalTruths:
Truly Education those not make a Man Wise

How can Yorubas forget so easily how absolute power wielded by the military never helped matters

How can Yorubas forget how many lives were lost to restore democracy

Is Buhari God that is perfect

When Buhari Changes negatively, who checks him then


Let it be known to all and future generations of Yorubas, that their people today had sold them to eternal bondage that can never be redeemed except through a painful sacrifice






Tomorrow when his tyranny faces the direction of those supporting his disobedience of court orders, they will start deceiving themselves calling on God and organizing street protests.

If you know you will call on God for deliverance when absolute power corrupts Buhari, ask God now His view about your stand before you start shouting Oluwa oooo egbami

Oluwa(God) will not save you guys if you fail to do so.


IF YOU THINK THOSE NIGERIANS SUPPORTING DISOBEDIENCE OF COURT ORDERS WILL REGRET

CLICK LIKE

IF YOU BELIEVE OTHERWISE

CLICK SHARE


Oga ade ,you better #LeaveTrashForLawma.

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Politics / Re: Caption this Photo Of VP Osinbajo And Obasanjo by MisterLawyer: 8:27am On Jan 04, 2016
tola9ja:
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go to religion thrad this is politics thread
the guy been dey craze...pls tell him to #leavetrashforlawma
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With 2 Rings, Gold & Silver In Helipad by MisterLawyer: 7:59pm On Jan 03, 2016
ENDTIME PROPOSAL.... ;DENDTIME PROPOSAL....
Celebrities / Open Letter To Headies.....this Is Dope!!! by MisterLawyer: 7:55pm On Jan 03, 2016
cc: Lalasticlala

Dear Headies, should I still call you HEADIES? NO! After Friday's poor event, I will rather call you ASSDIES! So many wrong things at this year’s edition Naija grammy. I remember how I celebrated my 10th birthday, WOW! It was lit! But for ASSDIES? I felt sorry for her and her past achievements with all that happened yesterday. Firstly, let’s talk about SOUND! I think the organisers should have called SOUNDcity TV for a great help. The people in charge of sound should be charged to court tomorrow if they collected money for that whack work. 80% of viewers complained of holding their remote control throughout the show because of the bad sound system. I was so glued to my TV not because I couldn’t see clearly but because I couldn’t hear a bit of what the hosts/ artistes said almost all through the show. C’mon! This is HIP TV! This is HEADIES! one of the best award shows in Nigeria and what pains me most is the fact that it was the 10th Anniversary and everything had to go like that. What a shame! Let’s work on this department next year please. Secondly, Light issue at the beginning/ middle and end of the show. Wait! We know we are Africans! We are blacks! But please don’t give us that on stage. I could bearly see the faces of those that came out to perform 1st and the ones that came to give some awards. If we plan to do somethings right, we need to plan well. It’s clear, headies didn’t plan well and it’s painful to see one of the biggest shows in Africa in that mess. Thirdly, with no sugar in my mouth so I won’t sugar say anything, the production was generally BAD! Should we talk about the Timing too? The programs? It was just not cool for making some artistes and the hosts looked amateur because of lack of timing and programs. We watched more of advertisements than the show yesterday or were they part of the event too? I got confused and vexed at some point though. We also need to work on this! This is our grammy like they said and still say. Fourthly, now it’s time to get serious. The issue of awards! What ever happened on stage yesterday was all confusing. It all started when the award for “Best Music Video” was given to Reekadobanks for his “Not too good video” ( KATAPOT) Unlimited deserved it and yes he won but if I didn’t know how good he is, I would never credit him for that award. Katapot? Like Katapot? Lol we really should “Katapot” the organisers for giving that video the best of the year. I have always had problem/s with Headies when it comes to awards and yesterday again, they didn’t correct that or made me change my mind. The most controversial time yesterday was when the award for “Next Rated” was also given to Mavin Artiste Reekadobanks. I need the organisers to come out with the voting poll/s and let us see how true the whole issue is and to keep the fans of each artiste shut. Would have loved to see Kesh or Kiss as the winner for that category but whatever went behind the scenes though. Reekky deserved it if they really used voting though and I’m happy for the young lad. KESH was consistent with dope songs ( Shoki, Efejoku, Is It Because I Love You) all through the year, got many shows to back his hard works. KISS also had a great year even though he didn’t release more than 3/4 songs that really did so well in Nigerian music industry. Korede bello also had a nice year with his hit song “Godwin” which collected “Best Pop Single”. Oh well, it’s been done and I congratulate Reekky for the award and to the other next rated nominees that didn’t win? Keep making music! Before I forget, I love “Sugar baby” nice jam! Why must we always have beef? The industry is now an abattoir? We need to stop all these unnecessary beefs and come together as one! I believe we can only grow as a body if we are united and we don’t even need Van gaal to do that for us. To my egbons, Donjazzy and Olamide, please forget the beef and wait for ramadan because it’s a new year. Finally, I salute Mr Ayo Animashaun for putting together that event and I must say it’s not an easy job to pull that work through. I just need us to work more on the issues that made the show looked bad. Also, to all the winners, I say a big congratulations and I wish you well this year...
Lalasticlala
Literature / Dedicated To All Nairalander.... by MisterLawyer: 11:06am On Jan 02, 2016
This piece is dedicated to all Nairalander home and abroad, you guys rock....

cc: seun, lalaaticlala,

The poem is titled "NAIRALAND"

Nairaland is a group of interesting e-people
Created by oluseun osewa and some wonderful people
An initiative where people analyze issues and atimes quibble
A community of scholars which is ample
Members are numerous and now in Centuple
The community is growing bigger with no topple



Nairalander are but a group of wonderful people
All with smile and glooming dimple
They are so straight to matters like a face with no pimple
Guests can't help but to sign up which is so simple



Interesting mods for sections who aren't feeble
The senior super mods are even unstoppable
Lalasticlala, ishlove and co with principle
Always moving trends to front page to benefit people
Posts and comments always in multiple.


Dedicated to every member of NAIRALAND , you guys rock...
Religion / Re: Obinna Onuoha Builds Statue Of Jesus, "Biggest" In Africa by MisterLawyer: 11:58pm On Jan 01, 2016
Has the guy forgotten that anything made in CHINA is always the opposite of the Original...Lol.

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Education / Re: Burnt Certificates, I Need Advice On The Process Of Getting It Back. by MisterLawyer: 10:47pm On Dec 29, 2015
Sorry bro...but don't feel too bad because you can get a substitute... simply go to the high court of your state, and swear to an affidavit for every document... it goes for less than 500 (at most 500,because of d women wey go eye you for court say make you drop something).... and feel relaxed because LEGALLY ,an affidavit takes the effect of the original document... #gbam... problem solved..

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Literature / Re: Looking For Writers To Form A Group by MisterLawyer: 4:21pm On Dec 27, 2015
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Literature / Re: Looking For Writers To Form A Group by MisterLawyer: 10:50pm On Dec 23, 2015
Hello, I am In...
an idea: why don't we just create a group on WhatsApp,it will be better that way.
Literature / Terrorists On Rampage. by MisterLawyer: 10:27pm On Dec 23, 2015
The coward terrorists have no doubt destroyed properties,traumatized and killed innocent lives. Our girls have been kidnapped for more than a year by those coward terrorists. In honor of the innocent lives that have been shortened and our future leaders that have been kidnapped,I wrote the below poem.



cc.lalasticlala





TERRORISTS ON RAMPAGE.

by...Olawoyin Mustapha Tolani







They have taken over our streets

Sons of a thousand fathers they are

Their faces masked, hands stained with death

Their bags full of explosives, in their heart no shred of

mercy



Terrorists on rampage!



All over the north, their presence is felt

South, East and West not excluded

Cowards, I call them

Chickens living in shadow and evil



Terrorists on rampage!



Their looks strike fear and death

Yet deep down they are scared to death

Nothing qualifies them more than heartless

A disgrace to the womb from whence they'd come!



TERRORISTS on rampage!



They are days and numbered.

#SayNoToTerrorism
Science/Technology / Re: The Locally-Made Vehicle I Saw In Aba - Pictures by MisterLawyer: 3:53pm On Dec 23, 2015
igwe123:
doe it move?? IF yes, let them commercialize it and stop importing keke. Biafra will be technology driven for those shouting oil oil

Lolz...if a High school dude abroad should make this trash ,I bet you you would be expelled from the school straight .
igwe123:
doe it move?? IF yes, let them commercialize it and stop importing keke. Biafra will be technology driven for those shouting oil oil

Lolz...if a High school dude abroad should make this trash ,I bet you you would be expelled from the school straight .
igwe123:
doe it move?? IF yes, let them commercialize it and stop importing keke. Biafra will be technology driven for those shouting oil oil

Lolz...if a High school dude abroad should make this trash ,I bet you you would be expelled from the school straight .

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