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Politics / Re: Governor Ortom Rolls On The Floor, Prays, Begs God For Forgiveness by MisterLawyer: 11:01pm On May 30, 2016 |
Politics / Re: #Buhari's365Days: Ezekwesili & Adesina On Channels TV - Nigerians React by MisterLawyer: 10:49pm On May 30, 2016 |
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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by MisterLawyer: 11:30am On May 30, 2016 |
Literature / Re: Half Or No Man by MisterLawyer: 11:08pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Beautifully scribbled, I must say. Kudos to you Anita. |
Education / Re: Rain Destroys Mast At The University Of Ibadan (Photos) by MisterLawyer: 10:52pm On Apr 09, 2016 |
The building is as old as UI itself. |
Politics / Re: Cartoon By Punch Newspaper On President Buhari's Constant Travelling by MisterLawyer: 7:51am On Mar 02, 2016 |
talktimi: Bro, you been dey sick, is that Lai or Oyegun, chaii u don soak Garri ur eyes don swell. |
Politics / Re: Federal High Court Judge Overrules Supreme Court over Sacked Anambra Lawmakers. by MisterLawyer: 3:59am On Feb 21, 2016 |
One thing you should know as a layman is that owing to the doctrine of Judicial precedent and hierarchy of courts in Nigeria and by virtue of S.230 and 235 of the constitution, the supreme is the apex and final court in Nigeria,and there decision is final. Therefore it is illogical to say that a Federal High Court overrule a decision of the supreme court, even the dumbest judge would never do that. I think Sahara reporters mixed things up. 1 Like |
Properties / Re: Help!!! Landlord Gave Me A Month Quit without reasons by MisterLawyer: 10:34pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
To start with, I'm not a lawyer but a law student. so I think I'm still in a position to give you a little legal advice. Are you a yearly, Quarterly, or Monthly tenant?? if you are a Yearly tenant, by law, you need to be given 6 month earlier notice. and If may be you are a quarterly tenant, you need to be given 3 months notice before your eviction. |
Religion / My Prayer For You by MisterLawyer: 11:14pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
READ ME!!! 'AbdulLaah had a job interview to attend at 10am but his wife developed complications at 9am. He decided to take the wife to the hospital and leave for the interview thereafter but on their way to the hospital, the taxi broke down. It was already 10:30am before he could get another taxi. He arrived the hospital at 11am, dropped the wife and used the same taxi to go for the interview. He arrived the interview venue at12noon(2hours late). He rang the bell but no one opened the door. Earlier at 10am, the mail delivery company had rang the bell but no one opened the door too. When the door was finally opened, 'AbdulLaah said "I'm sorry, I came ..........wanting to apologise for coming late but the Secretary interrupted before he could finish his statement and ushered him to the Board room. The Secretary said: We apologise Mr Abdulahi for keeping you waiting since 10am, we actually heard when the bell rang at 10am but we were held up in a meeting with our company suppliers... However we have sat since 8am to deliberate on your job specification, your office and the salary. 'AbdulLaah was baffled and said, "Ma'am, I haven't been interviewed yet’’. The MD answered him and said "we decided not to conduct the interview at least to save time and also save the interviewees money on transport, so we looked at the papers for the most appropriate person we wanted and we opted for you. You won't be disappointed. You’ll be shown your office, your secretary and the driver assigned to drive your company's allotted vehicle. You’ll be on probation for 2yrs. He got the job!!! On his way out, his phone rang and it was the wife. She said honey, I was delivered of a bouncing baby boy. It was their fifth child and the only male child. He got a double miracles same day, all the disappointments turned out to favour him. Allaah positioned the mail delivery man to ring the bell at 10am. God also held them up in the meeting until 'AbdulLaah arrived. Note: You might be held up by issues in your life and hope might be diminishing and you think the chance is gone. But you know what? Allaah's waiting for you to release His favour, so don't go back along the way, don't quit, don't be upset by what you face along the way. In fact, Allaah has already deliberated on your specifications. One more thing, you don't have to go through any interview, since you have all the qualifications Allaah wants.. My prayers for you: 1. Allaah will position somebody at the right place and the right time for you who will ring the bell in your favour. 2. Allaah will turn all your disappointments to be a blessing for you. 3. Every positive meeting will end in your favour and every negative meeting will scatter in your favour. May this be your portion Remain blessed beyond measure! Best wishes cc Lalasticlala |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Paul Okoye Chilling In His Sitting Room - Money Speaking by MisterLawyer: 8:34pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
F*ck it....every post was a hit, back to back, from Politics, to Entertainment, to Crime. yet no Front page...iyalaya anybody!!!! Lalasticlala I'm coming for you.....(red eyes shining....) 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu's New Son by MisterLawyer: 9:11pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
abduljabbar4: Bro,you need to be reasonable, think, don't just think ,but think reasonably. #THINKREASONABLY |
Nairaland / General / Rate Nairaland Mods On A Scale Of 1-10 by MisterLawyer: 11:57pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Hello wonderful Nairalanders, let's encourage our mods by rating them on a scale of 1 - 10....E.g. Lalasticlala 8/10, ishilove 8/10,,etc...leggooo cc... Lalasticlala , ishilove, r231 , Freiburger |
Sports / Re: Decay State Of Lagos National Stadium (pictures) by MisterLawyer: 6:06pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
bigtt76: bros abeg gerarahea mehn ssshiiit.....when dem junior countries get more than enof standard stadium...you dey here dey talk shit,abeg #LeaveTrashForLawma jooor. |
Politics / Re: Petition In Favour Of President Buhari Gathers Over 5000 Signatures In 24hours by MisterLawyer: 8:53am On Jan 04, 2016 |
EternalTruths: Oga ade ,you better #LeaveTrashForLawma. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Caption this Photo Of VP Osinbajo And Obasanjo by MisterLawyer: 8:27am On Jan 04, 2016 |
tola9ja:the guy been dey craze...pls tell him to #leavetrashforlawma |
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With 2 Rings, Gold & Silver In Helipad by MisterLawyer: 7:59pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
ENDTIME PROPOSAL.... ;DENDTIME PROPOSAL.... |
Celebrities / Open Letter To Headies.....this Is Dope!!! by MisterLawyer: 7:55pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
cc: Lalasticlala Dear Headies, should I still call you HEADIES? NO! After Friday's poor event, I will rather call you ASSDIES! So many wrong things at this year’s edition Naija grammy. I remember how I celebrated my 10th birthday, WOW! It was lit! But for ASSDIES? I felt sorry for her and her past achievements with all that happened yesterday. Firstly, let’s talk about SOUND! I think the organisers should have called SOUNDcity TV for a great help. The people in charge of sound should be charged to court tomorrow if they collected money for that whack work. 80% of viewers complained of holding their remote control throughout the show because of the bad sound system. I was so glued to my TV not because I couldn’t see clearly but because I couldn’t hear a bit of what the hosts/ artistes said almost all through the show. C’mon! This is HIP TV! This is HEADIES! one of the best award shows in Nigeria and what pains me most is the fact that it was the 10th Anniversary and everything had to go like that. What a shame! Let’s work on this department next year please. Secondly, Light issue at the beginning/ middle and end of the show. Wait! We know we are Africans! We are blacks! But please don’t give us that on stage. I could bearly see the faces of those that came out to perform 1st and the ones that came to give some awards. If we plan to do somethings right, we need to plan well. It’s clear, headies didn’t plan well and it’s painful to see one of the biggest shows in Africa in that mess. Thirdly, with no sugar in my mouth so I won’t sugar say anything, the production was generally BAD! Should we talk about the Timing too? The programs? It was just not cool for making some artistes and the hosts looked amateur because of lack of timing and programs. We watched more of advertisements than the show yesterday or were they part of the event too? I got confused and vexed at some point though. We also need to work on this! This is our grammy like they said and still say. Fourthly, now it’s time to get serious. The issue of awards! What ever happened on stage yesterday was all confusing. It all started when the award for “Best Music Video” was given to Reekadobanks for his “Not too good video” ( KATAPOT) Unlimited deserved it and yes he won but if I didn’t know how good he is, I would never credit him for that award. Katapot? Like Katapot? Lol we really should “Katapot” the organisers for giving that video the best of the year. I have always had problem/s with Headies when it comes to awards and yesterday again, they didn’t correct that or made me change my mind. The most controversial time yesterday was when the award for “Next Rated” was also given to Mavin Artiste Reekadobanks. I need the organisers to come out with the voting poll/s and let us see how true the whole issue is and to keep the fans of each artiste shut. Would have loved to see Kesh or Kiss as the winner for that category but whatever went behind the scenes though. Reekky deserved it if they really used voting though and I’m happy for the young lad. KESH was consistent with dope songs ( Shoki, Efejoku, Is It Because I Love You) all through the year, got many shows to back his hard works. KISS also had a great year even though he didn’t release more than 3/4 songs that really did so well in Nigerian music industry. Korede bello also had a nice year with his hit song “Godwin” which collected “Best Pop Single”. Oh well, it’s been done and I congratulate Reekky for the award and to the other next rated nominees that didn’t win? Keep making music! Before I forget, I love “Sugar baby” nice jam! Why must we always have beef? The industry is now an abattoir? We need to stop all these unnecessary beefs and come together as one! I believe we can only grow as a body if we are united and we don’t even need Van gaal to do that for us. To my egbons, Donjazzy and Olamide, please forget the beef and wait for ramadan because it’s a new year. Finally, I salute Mr Ayo Animashaun for putting together that event and I must say it’s not an easy job to pull that work through. I just need us to work more on the issues that made the show looked bad. Also, to all the winners, I say a big congratulations and I wish you well this year... Lalasticlala |
Literature / Dedicated To All Nairalander.... by MisterLawyer: 11:06am On Jan 02, 2016 |
This piece is dedicated to all Nairalander home and abroad, you guys rock.... cc: seun, lalaaticlala, The poem is titled "NAIRALAND" Nairaland is a group of interesting e-people Created by oluseun osewa and some wonderful people An initiative where people analyze issues and atimes quibble A community of scholars which is ample Members are numerous and now in Centuple The community is growing bigger with no topple Nairalander are but a group of wonderful people All with smile and glooming dimple They are so straight to matters like a face with no pimple Guests can't help but to sign up which is so simple Interesting mods for sections who aren't feeble The senior super mods are even unstoppable Lalasticlala, ishlove and co with principle Always moving trends to front page to benefit people Posts and comments always in multiple. Dedicated to every member of NAIRALAND , you guys rock... |
Religion / Re: Obinna Onuoha Builds Statue Of Jesus, "Biggest" In Africa by MisterLawyer: 11:58pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Has the guy forgotten that anything made in CHINA is always the opposite of the Original...Lol. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Burnt Certificates, I Need Advice On The Process Of Getting It Back. by MisterLawyer: 10:47pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Sorry bro...but don't feel too bad because you can get a substitute... simply go to the high court of your state, and swear to an affidavit for every document... it goes for less than 500 (at most 500,because of d women wey go eye you for court say make you drop something).... and feel relaxed because LEGALLY ,an affidavit takes the effect of the original document... #gbam... problem solved.. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Looking For Writers To Form A Group by MisterLawyer: 4:21pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
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Literature / Re: Looking For Writers To Form A Group by MisterLawyer: 10:50pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
Hello, I am In... an idea: why don't we just create a group on WhatsApp,it will be better that way. |
Literature / Terrorists On Rampage. by MisterLawyer: 10:27pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
The coward terrorists have no doubt destroyed properties,traumatized and killed innocent lives. Our girls have been kidnapped for more than a year by those coward terrorists. In honor of the innocent lives that have been shortened and our future leaders that have been kidnapped,I wrote the below poem. cc.lalasticlala TERRORISTS ON RAMPAGE. by...Olawoyin Mustapha Tolani They have taken over our streets Sons of a thousand fathers they are Their faces masked, hands stained with death Their bags full of explosives, in their heart no shred of mercy Terrorists on rampage! All over the north, their presence is felt South, East and West not excluded Cowards, I call them Chickens living in shadow and evil Terrorists on rampage! Their looks strike fear and death Yet deep down they are scared to death Nothing qualifies them more than heartless A disgrace to the womb from whence they'd come! TERRORISTS on rampage! They are days and numbered. #SayNoToTerrorism |
Science/Technology / Re: The Locally-Made Vehicle I Saw In Aba - Pictures by MisterLawyer: 3:53pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
igwe123: Lolz...if a High school dude abroad should make this trash ,I bet you you would be expelled from the school straight . igwe123: Lolz...if a High school dude abroad should make this trash ,I bet you you would be expelled from the school straight . igwe123: Lolz...if a High school dude abroad should make this trash ,I bet you you would be expelled from the school straight . |
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