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PoliticsRe: Multiple Explosion Rocks Galadima Kogo In Niger State by MITCHELL96: 5:11pm On Jan 24, 2023
And people still want to vote APC for such insecurity to continue.

Shaa, na only them go suffer am 😤
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Blasts APC And PDP, Says Tinubu's Age Unknown (Video) by MITCHELL96: 4:58pm On Jan 24, 2023
Ride on our incoming president. Blast the MF let him have a taste of it too.

Tinubu should be taking care of his health and leaking @$$ and not trying to force himself on young vibrant Nigerian youths.

To hell with him and his cohorts!
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Deliberately Faulted The Sound System In Bauchi by MITCHELL96: 9:45am On Jan 24, 2023
hollandis:
grin

If you know you know

Buhari na wise person.He too get sense
😅😅
PoliticsRe: I Got This Revelation About Nigeria At 5 Am Today! by MITCHELL96: 9:37am On Jan 24, 2023
Cherish233:
I hate it when idiots lie that God spoke to them or they heard from God, such a shameful generation with no value, You'll wake up and plan of what to just say lying in the name of God see the consequences will befall you.
Might be true. I actually had a dream that Peter Obi won the elections on the 17th of this month.

I would've made a post about it but people here that aren't close to God or know how the spirit works will think I'm just playing myself.

Though, I typed the dream and sent it to Peter Obi on Facebook and Instagram. I know he might not read it but let it be there incase.
CelebritiesRe: I Was Pregnant 3 Times For Apostle Suleman - Halima Abubakar by MITCHELL96: 11:30am On Jan 22, 2023
So this scandal still hasn't died? 😯😯
SportsRe: Bet9ja Shop + Location +account For Sale by MITCHELL96: 11:29am On Jan 22, 2023
PellsKodak:
Why u wan sell am undecided
Maybe the business isn't booming like before because of the new Bet9ja policy on bonus payment and amount to be remitted to get the bonus.
RomanceRe: Man Fumes At Lady After Spending So Much On Her & She Says NO (video) by MITCHELL96: 5:04pm On Jan 21, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Broke Redpiller Fumes At Lady After Spending So Much Peanuts On Her & She Says NO (video)

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
😒😒
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96:
akwesenana:
my phone don spoil. Happy new year.
Oh!
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 10:54am On Jan 21, 2023
akwesenana:
Na Eaziimoney.
Bad guy, your number doesn't go again 😏
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facebook Money by MITCHELL96(op): 10:34am On Jan 21, 2023
GuyFawkes7:
On Facebook...no sir
So which page do you want to monetise? 😕
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facebook Money by MITCHELL96(op): 10:22am On Jan 21, 2023
GuyFawkes7:
Boss u fit run me tutorial about the monetisation ?
Do you have a page? And what kind of page is it?
RomanceRe: Did You Make Any Big Achievement(s) This Year? by MITCHELL96: 10:21am On Jan 21, 2023
Bouncing2:
Wow,,, Happy birthday bro!!!
Many more years to you..
I pray mek prosperity choke 4 ya life.


Bro,, mine is not ACL,,so i feel kinda lucky... though the ligaments by the sides are ruptured,,MCL i think,
,and am getting good though,.
Just that i can't squat 100% or take a powerful shot/kick at the ball embarassed.

And I'll like to be your friend...can i pm you via email?
Alright, Pm.
RomanceRe: Did You Make Any Big Achievement(s) This Year? by MITCHELL96:
Bouncing2:
You said you were a victim bro?

How did you go about it?
And hope you've returned to full training?
Yeah, sidelined for two years, I didn't even know ACL injuries (Knee) can be this frustrating until it lasted and lasted and lasted, the first time it happened to me, I contested for an aerial ball during a serious match (Quarter Finals) and landed awkwardly.


I felt a very sharp pain on my left knee, thought it was just a normal knock like it usually happens till it showed me shege. I went for all those stuffs you said, first, I went for X-ray scan, then MRI etc, it ate close to 800k. No jokes.

I had to buy very big baggy jeans just so my knee could fit in because my knee was as big as two FIFA size footballs. Since the knee was swollen, I couldn't flex the knee (you know how someone that has a very stiff knee joint would walk right?) Yes, that's how I walked for months as that particular leg couldn't flex.


I can't say much or post the pictures and videos for you to see here as I prefer keeping this confidential or sharing with the person directly.


Today 31st DEC is my birthday and after today, I'm contemplating deactivating my account at the end of today or leave it to rot and start visiting as a guest.

No jokes next year 2023.
RomanceRe: Did You Make Any Big Achievement(s) This Year? by MITCHELL96: 12:44pm On Dec 30, 2022
Bouncing2:
Bro,,i checked with my orthopedic doctor... using the magnetic resonance imaging..
He said i don't require any surgery...so it's been me blessing Jehovah God all along.


I got the injury on September (first week) this present year.
Ahn ahn. You said your knee is loosed and your doctor conducted an MRI scan on the knee and said it doesn't need surgery, what again does the knee need for you to play ball like before again? I'm just curious.


Like I said before, surgery is what can correct the knee. Ligaments don't grow back on their own. If your knee is shaking or any joint in your body, it's means the ligament is either worn, weak or tore totally. That's why MRI is usually conducted to know which ligament tore and the extent of the injury.

I know alot of footballers that had this particular injury and how the went about it. I'm also a victim.

Well, keep believing God, anything can happen but humanly speaking, or let's say there's no God, what you need is a good and proper surgery to get back to playing football.


Hope you get your miracle soon bro.
RomanceRe: Did You Make Any Big Achievement(s) This Year? by MITCHELL96: 12:33pm On Dec 30, 2022
Ikennaford:
If 2 say Im single I 4 say make you arrange that your elder sister for me if she no be evening newspaper, no offense.... For her to still use kpanko phone for uni without joining olosho businesses to get one, her future husband will have peace, say amen and claim it before I change my mind
Lol, you don see am na, she's a good girl. She refused to follow others and do all those crazy stuffs despite the struggles. Well, thank God I don change am give am. I know some of her friends will still think otherwise.

P.S. she's not even up to 25.
PhonesRe: What Is The Best Phone You Used And Enjoyed So Far? by MITCHELL96: 3:10pm On Dec 27, 2022
I've been around the phone block but surprisingly the Nokia 2 i used between 2019 - 2020 was my best phone experience.
Wasn't much in terms of specs or design but it coincided with a good period in my life so yeah..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facebook Money by MITCHELL96(op): 7:12am On Dec 25, 2022
akwesenana:
And the go dey hate am lol.
The videos, where do you get them from. Do you edit them (those texts) yourself?
Lol, I no dey use Ronaldo dey play oo.

I like am and him stuffs dey help my page because he dey always do extraordinary things.


Yeah, I edited those text myself.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Can't Edit My Profile On Nairaland by MITCHELL96: 9:45pm On Dec 22, 2022
Seun Mynd44 I'm experiencing this now, wanted changing my profile pics but i can't and it's always logging me out.

I'm contemplating deactivating my account is this issue isn't resolved.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facebook Money by MITCHELL96(op): 9:59am On Dec 22, 2022
Bentonite1:
What your explained up there
I posted about my page, it's monetized and I earn from it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facebook Money by MITCHELL96(op): 9:48am On Dec 22, 2022
Bentonite1:
how?
How what?
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96:
Prettygirl200:
Ohhh so u mean u like the bolded in men? But shaaa u are a female right?
Just check the very first post (2021) on this werey profile and see when the werey was looking for opinions from NL members.

That should be number 1 clue.

Clue number 2, check his old comments, sometimes he forgets he's supposed to pose as a girl and comments as a boy. If you're sharp and sensitive, you'll know how a guy types.

Clue number 3. Can't you see all his memes and pics that full his phone are Korean pics? Everybody knows how those Korean guys look feminine in facial looks and physique. So he sees them as girl yet they're men (That's because he's gay)

Then number 4, no woman will be so obsessed with big yansh guys and thighs. Like who does that? Let him speak for himself.

Okay, you do you like your boyfriend to have big and thick yansh and thighs more than you? Or will you date such man? undecided

He posted different shades of this pic below on this thread and said it's him grin Like he thinks I'm a kid that I will believe grin (Will attach it when I finish reducing the quality)
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 8:13am On Dec 22, 2022
akwesenana:
Ette mbok sio mkpo mii.
Kunam yak idad ukaama ashine.
I'm not from Akwaibom but I speak and understand it as if I'm from there.

Ufan ami, nya sio, enyem yak anye demme adikid ke ami udoho nka amo. Amakid then nya sio. Yak aba Kan.
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96:
Jeon:
I won't be surprised to see you won't even measure up to my waist sorry my ribcage .... Standing @5'10..
That guy standing @5'11.


Now go find someone to take you full shoot so that you can post it..
Nonsense.


Allow me to gay in peace.
See how NL reduces the quality of my pics grin cry embarassed angry

Anyways na height I won show you no be quality

Now bring that your empty coconut head let me use this my original Balenciaga and press it let sense enter it grin

See who dey debate height with me.
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96:
Jeon:
I won't be surprised to see you won't even measure up to my waist sorry my ribcage .... Standing @5'10..
That guy standing @5'11.


Now go find someone to take you full shoot so that you can post it..
Nonsense.


Allow me to gay in peace.
Nairaland picture size criteria is f^cking me up grin
I reduced the quality of this pics from 19.4 mb to 725kb before it could upload angry

I'm 6'5 the last time I checked (2020) when I went for football trials in Abuja and I know I'm taller than that now cool

Coconut head like you, if you're up to 4' feet let me bend grin infact, if you pass my trouser length, let me faint grin grin

I'm tall with good sexy physique cool

Your siblings will die for my height and looks cool


SECOND PIC: This guy is tall too but see where he stopped me, talkless of you. If you pass my trouser make I bend grin

Pics removed cool
RomanceRe: Did You Make Any Big Achievement(s) This Year? by MITCHELL96:
4teenblaq:
Thanks for you info and insight

In your earlier post you said, you earn about 20-50$ daily with reels... I was told that if you are a Nigerian residing in Nigeria that you can't earn with reels because Facebook doesn't support our nationality. Is that true?
My online British friend helped me monetize it.


She stays in UK and is a die-hard Manchester United fan and football lover.

She helped me do everything. She used her account, she used her SSN etc. My own na to just make her admin.

Facebook doesn't need any info from Nigeria as we are not eligible yet so to bypass it, you will make someone based in any eligible country an admin.
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 1:13am On Dec 22, 2022
Jeon:
Sorry you are outdated.
Why trying to sell urself for a moniker that you called gay some minutes ago?


Lolz... Giving urself empty hope.
Keep giving urself some praise, well you can quote me if you look like this guy.

Let me not forget this one [There's butt /thick thighs on him. ]
Your siblings will die for me cool

I know they like tall sweet guys cool

They like cute YRN cool cool
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 1:03am On Dec 22, 2022
Jeon:
And what happened to ur bleached skin?... And ur lips [edited pink lips ] tells it all.


Rest u are ugly...
They said beauty is subjective... And u ain't in those definition. [thick eyebrows,long eyelashes , deep set of mysterious big eyes,long nose , chisel jaw /square jawline ]. With ur flat cheek like frying pan.
Fowl grin grin you don't have punchlines, your troll is weak. Your heart is saying "Damn! This dude is so cute" while your keyboard is saying otherwise.


Be deceiving yourself and not me grin grin grin


Your siblings will die for me tongue
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 12:52am On Dec 22, 2022
Jeon:
Why are you using snapchat... Are you a slay queen?


You're ugly...U lack those facial features that are found in men [thick eyebrows,long eyelashes , deep set of mysterious big eyes,long nose , chisel jaw /square jawline ] but me have them as a woman. Why? So my siblings won't even look at u twice..

@bold is the reasons why some men chase men...
Or haven't you see that some of the most handsome men are gays grin
Snapchat? grin I literally made the pics blurry and made it lose it's quality and clarity just to upload it as my pics are higher than 4MB and NL doesn't upload pics bigger that that.

Your siblings will die for this my cute baby face grin

Pics removed cool
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96:
Jeon:
Kia bleach bleach En pain you.

Go hang urself.

MY BIG EYES LOOK AT UR STUPIDITY.
Fowl grin grin grin


Your siblings will die to have me grin

If you like, carry this my pics and wan.k your D will shrink and never erect again. If you think I'm playing. Try it.

Pics removed cool
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 12:06am On Dec 22, 2022
Jeon:
Mumu.. keep on crying.
And don't forget to look for a meme [copy cat ]..bleach bleach....



Let me show you my hand so that you can rest from the foolishness. I dont waste you to be a clown like Daddyck.




At least I don't go around spoiling my shining smooth skin as a woman sorry as a man....
So stop disgracing urself in form of trying to diss me about sexuality.


IDIOT..

IMMA KEEP SHUT FROM NOW ON TO ALLOW YOU WIN THE CROWN OF FOOLISHNESS, BUT FIRST LOOK @ URSELF BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME.
When you're done barking and ranting, you will rest you stinking asshole n!gga grin

You download person hand from internet dey whine yourself grin

If those facial pics you dropped are yours let me bend grin you must be kidding yourself grin You carry woman pics post dey claim say na your own because you're an ugly lowlife n!gga grin
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 11:50pm On Dec 21, 2022
Jeon:
Mumu.. keep on crying.
And don't forget to look for a meme [copy cat ]..bleach bleach....



Let me show you my hand so that you can rest from the foolishness. I dont waste you to be a clown like Daddyck.
See failure, what are you good at? grin

You're good at nothing you lowlife n!gga! grin

Go get a life dude angry
RomanceRe: See What I Did To My Neighbour's Pant After She Denied Me Sex by MITCHELL96: 11:44pm On Dec 21, 2022
Jeon:
Retard..... Keep on crying /taking medications on someone's issues
F^ck you too lowlife n!gga grin

F^ck you! F^ck your life! F^ck your gay career!

Shameless confused astray goat grin

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