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ubee:
That your friend that has stayed celibate for three years, is he still in his youth?When I say youth, I mean the age range of 55 years and below.
If he's still within that range, then your friend is either completely impotent or he has chronic erectile dysfunction that makes him almost useless in bed with women.
It may be extremely difficult for him to tell you this, as the shame that comes with that condition could prevent a guy from opening up to even his closest confidants.

3 years say na wetin? Who cast that kind spell on am?

He's in his youth, won't tell you his exact age but nigga is in his 20-23.

Nigga is just money minded and kind of anti social guy. Shy type etc.

Semaj77:
Footie has to go

I can't live without food
Music soothes the soul and calms the mind
I'll be damned if I give up sex for anything on this earth


That leaves football , I can definitely live without football , heck I enjoy MMA and boxing more than football sef

Haha 😄 No issues. Sex sometimes is overrated. Just 5-7 minutes joy plus you will even be tire and weak.

Bigchristo:
No go regret oo, think wisely lol 😂

I no go regret 😂😂

I been think wisely before I drop the comment.

Positiveme2020:
You got wisdom

My man 💯

ellizy:
2 packets of Benson for you bro!

Lol, thanks but I don't smoke 😅

Bigchristo:
eh you wan make mistake delete women? Conji go finished you Bro, think well oo

😂😂😂 Omo, no be lie shaa, but sometimes, man gats switch to Jesus Christ mode 😂

iammolise:
That your friend is a chronic masturbator.

No. He isn't.

It's only a masturbator that will think he does same because them (Masturbators) don't think someone else can stay without a girl and still not do it.

Backpedal:
Sad

💯

Barims:
Nonsense you think everyone's a fan of football? Mumu☹️☹️

You can't quote somebody without insulting the person? 😏

All these NL boys sef.

Well, I'll pretend like I didn't see it 😵

TheChameleon:
Your hand and vaseline go hear am.

I don't do those stuffs bro.

You see self DISCIPLINE and WILL POWER ehn? not so many people have this.
Maybe that's what you do but not me....

Signum:
You know it's his choice yet you are disappointed..?

Respect his choice and keep ya disappointment 😥

He disappointed me 😓😓 Guys don't joke with football even if they play it in real life or not, so I'm surprised to see he ditched it.

Allisgud:
abegi na everybody go like football,why is ur mouth wow

Lol, but these kind of guys that will not choose football. I tire for them oo 😓

edydeyemi:
Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you. Over dey your head bros

I swear 😅😅 You sef sabi 😅

acewines:
When you find a good woman, you will know that you've got everything... RIGHT WOMAN not Jezebel...

I go delete football

Exactly, but it's very hard to find.

That's why I explained it that way because I know they're still good women in Nigeria just that the bad ones are too many.

Maysdevices:
🧢

❌🧢😏

darexolu16:
omo i think i dont have choice than to agree with this oo

Lol bro. This is the best breakdown and explanation so far in this thread. 😎

Memphitz357:
Seems you're a gay ass nigga

Omo, nawa oo 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I'm the straightest guy you've ever met on NL. No caps ❌🧢

Omoawoke:
Pussy is for sale in Nigeria
In US,UK you earn it

Exactly 💯

OnlineArchitect:
Eyaaa, carry ur disappointment go buy one bag of rice for oshodi market

😂😂

Cleanworld:
LAIR LIAR. YOU TOO DELETE WOMEN EVEN ADAM COULDN'T DELETE EVE.
LET NIGERIA MEN STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN FOR 6 MONTHS AND SEE HOW MANY HEIGHT THIS COUNTRY WILL REACH IN NO TIME .

People wey dem don take toto swear for

Seriously, I'm being so honest here 😅😅

I value my peace more than anything unless you'll give me peace of mind?

Horerku:
Once you delete women, do you realize you will cease to exist? 😂😂
You will be creating a paradox

I will try to keep existing bro 😂😂

Peace is so important.

Rented crowd as usual.

February elections will shock Tinubu.

Let him keep whining himself.

Omo, man suppose know who him dey get laid with.

That's a sign the girl is an unclean spirit/human.

Congrats.

englishmart:
I think you're very correct. I had a relationship for three months, those three months was the most draining period of my life. Wahala overdose. Since 2018 till date, all the girls I met were the same. Able-bodied Parasites. And it doesn't matter if they had a good source of income or not. 😮‍💨😮‍💨
Finding love in Nigeria is like finding cold water in hell

Thank God you know.

The cause of this is because living in Nigeria is hard and since girls can't do all these menial jobs to eat and clothe themselves, they have to shun finding love to finding MONEY through any possible way and it's through fake relationship, hook up and etc.

So, that's why almost all the girls you've met is after money and not your looks, love and affection.

In UK,US to be specific, they're after looks and not who has money or more money.

They're parasites there too but their own isn't like how it is here in Nigeria.

So, finding real love in Nigeria is like finding a needle in the ocean 😹

Wiseandtrue:
It is not a crime but it's not a good habit that should be encouraged!!!

I am surprised this is coming from the pope

Considering the fact that this is one of the major reasons God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah

You shouldn't be surprised this is coming from a pope.

All these people are puppets to the evil people running this world. The elites/matrix.

He doesn't have a word of his own and how to defend the body of Christ. he says what he's been told to say.

Now you know why the bible said judgement will start from the church.

englishmart:
You can't make derogatory remarks about women and then exclude your female loved ones. That's selfish, unreasonable and selfish. Women are women, and are mostly wired the same way.

Why did you edit your comment? 😒

englishmart:
How about making kids? Lol. E be like say most Nigerian women truly have nothing to offer o

Apart from helping reproduce, what again?

They'll still end up adding to the headache the kids will give you.

Omo, to be a man isn't easy o. That's why you'll see men cut off anything that has to do with Women totally.

I have a friend that has stayed celibate for 3 good years and still counting as I type.

How about this one? 😹

OnlineArchitect:
Football

Football? I'm really disappointed in you 😒

Though, I know it's your choice and I respect it but......😒😒

Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

(Seeing this Ronaldo and Messi pic sef dey give massive joy)

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑 and E dey pain me as I delete them ooo 😭😂😭😂

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌




MODIFIED: 36+ MENTIONS MEHN 😅😅 I REMOVED WOMEN NOT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM.

I LOVE WOMEN BUT MY SANITY AND PEACE OF MIND IS MORE IMPORTANT PLUS I NO WON MISS HEAVEN.

IF YOU STAY WITH WOMAN, NA SOSO SIN YOU GO DEY SIN 😓

HEAVENLY RACE? 🤔 "I NO GO TIRE"

assholemods:
But your idiot called Obi was part of PDP,
he asked the people for vote so he was among the politicians that brought misery to the people. Stupid hypocrite!

Poor reta.rd.ed urchin 🥴🥴🥴

Talk to me when you have your senses back 😹 if at all you'll ever get it back from your drug lord political father that stole it from you 🥴

To hell with you and your cohorts again bastar.d! 😌