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Triple birth announcements yesterday. Congrats my sweet able sexy teamie @Iyabetajos, bumbex and goldenruby on safe delivery. Thread cuties must make sense tomorrow!

raptor2:
Aye!!!!!!!!!


Sweet Capo

How are we preparing for our delivery month? Few days to go o. I must finish all my shopping this week by Jehovah's will.

#TeamJuly

christybabe:
Waow congrats @ goldenruby and @bumpex. . may your LO's bring more blessings and more joy to your family. . Una really no want port.

@ iyabetajos, your little Prince has come to stay,,he would be strong for you. God's hand be upon him.
Meanwhile you are the first July mama that has put to birth. Nne u really port ooo but God knows best.
@ Mitchy pls update our roll call today is first July let the countdown begin.

#29DaysToJuly#
#TeamJuly for supernatural birth.#
HAPPY NEW MONTH MAMA'S. and GOOD MORNING ALL.

It's done. Good morning teamie

creamchiccb:
Hello to 2all d Haute sexy mama's in d house esp team July*grin*y'all are realy cracking me up here!we can tease 4 Africa...*Haute*@my able captain mitchyy u sed somfin abt braxton hicks,hmmmm mine was kinda excruciating,it started 2am cudnt sleep,first tin in d morning DH drove me 2d hospital...d sharp pain was on my right side...I tot it was appendix bcs frm wat I read abt braxton hicks dey didn't describe it 2be somfin painful,or atlst mild...anyway d Dr sed its nufin jes my system preparing for labour!it dawned on me dat labour is no joke!but I pray God wil ease all preggy mama's in d house wen delivering!##whr is enkaydewdrop?please we nid u to Haute up our day kikikikikikiki

Wow, are you serious? I should be happy mine was not excruciating then. According to a pregnancy book, braxton hicks gets more intense as you approach your EDD. Labor is really no joke o. But we'll overcome it

#TeamJulyRepping

Emerald22:
Luvly haute bump u have there mama.

Thanks mama

airforcewife:
Haute bump, haute Maama Mitchyy..

Thanks dearie!

AT LAST!!! Finally!!! We Made it!!!
May is over! June is here! It's time to start counting down to July. 29 days to go and we are so excited. Fortunately, one of our teamies Iyabetajos ported all the way to May. Mother alive baby alive! We thank Jehovah for her family. Let's never stop praying for her.
20 members remaining. Let's chase this month away swiftly, so July can land on time.
Iron your baby clothes. Pack your bags. Prepare to make your delivery hair. Arrange your nursery. Plan your maternity leave. We are about to take over this thread with our superlicious, hautish, sexy delivery and birth stories.

If you hear your name, say Aye!!!

1. Ajuwarhodes

2. Iyabetajos (Ported to May) - BBB

3. Juliebest

4. Mitchyy (teamblue)

5. Christybabe(team blue)

6. Jamesbridget13

7. Cutienik (team pink)

8. Raptor2 (team pink)

9. Flourish89 (teamblue)

10. Fearless07

11. SexyMum1(teamblue)

12. OnyxGem10

13. Ekeminiabasi

14. Tracysparkle

15. Esof1

16. Adewunmi84 (on behalf of his wife)

17. Creamchiccb

18. Elhayjay (on behalf of his wife)

19. Olatebony (team pink)

20. Larrytoks

21. Adeime

#TeamJulyRepping

@chizeal, thank God you finally let us know what the issue is. Pls send me your contact via mail ..
I may not be able to help out financially for now, but i can help out with opportunities for both you and your dh.

Iyabetajos:
Am so sorry mamas for nt checking in. I had emergency cs on Saturday after water started leaving wednesday night. My son was born at exactly 34weeks. He is in d incubator and on oxygen. I had a terrible scare yday due to a nurse's negligence bt we r fine. i was on my feet by sunday morning . just dis headache do won't go a way. Pls i need advice on viability and if theres anything we can do to help . he weighed 1.7kg at birth. Please we need ur prayers. anyone with ideas should pls share. God bless. cc zaynie tchwinnie kaffy 4bill favoredgal n all mamas

Oh my!!! First of all congratulations dear on safe delivery. As for your miracle baby, he will survive. Mamas, pls let's all come out and help my teamie with ideas. Her baby must survive.
Zaynie
Kaffy4bill
Lovinam
Tchwinnie
Soonest
Ozycy
Rofemiguwa
And every other experienced mama. Pls she needs your input.
And Iyabetajos, i need your number or anyway to contact you outside nairaland. Here is mine: 07039796890
Our prayers are with you dear. Nothing will happen

My 33 weeks HAUTE bump, taken on Sunday. Hansel still in the oven...

#TeamJulyRepping
#HauteTeam
#HauteMamas
#HauteDelivery
#InfactHauteHaute

Hahahhahaha! Mum Zaynie and Coldfeet, una nor go kill me with laugh!!!!

Meanwhile, PHCN has restored their HAUTE power... Yippeeeee!

BritneyStacy:
I just arrived here o ooo....only to come and meet one haute gist here ooo. To think say I almost missed it...chai

Oya take your HAUTE lastma cap for coming in late!!!

Emerald22:
Today is really haute o, am eating and at d same time hungry, or is lo also feeling d haute-ness of today?

LO is feeling the HAUTE mood. Ride on!

Twogreatnations:
@PrincessKF, see fresh, fair, haute skin!! Teamie, you are so cute. ##sexynovembermum###.

@ all, una no go use laugh finish me today ooo. Enkaydewdrop, abeg show face, your attention is needed oo. Hope you are fine dearie?

I think her battery is down. Phcn has been dealing with her area. I hope she is able to charge her phone and come online asap before the HAUTE trend ends

creamchiccb:
Sweet mamas in d house see our 'HAUTE'bump @ 34weeks*winks*@Onyxgem10 take a look @ my face nd neck!extremely dark...tho I run away from cream nd strong perfume bcs it nauseates me..

See my HAUTE teamie!!! Whoop whoop! Why have you been hiding this fresh bump all this while? We are in the same shoes with the dark face and neck, so fear not. You are not alone.

#TeamJulyRepping
#BumpyTuesday
#HauteBumpyTuesday

This weather is just too HAUTE today. Can't phcn do the needful when you need them?

Aim07:
Thanks to every one for mention and prayers, i really appreciate it alot.......plus u have always been a shoulder to lean on....many thanks.........
But just in case any Mama come across job vacancy, pls let me know.....B.Sc Applied Chemistry (2.1) and M.Sc Analytical Chemistry(distinction).

If ure fine by it, pls send me your CV. Most of my clients always inform me of their job vacancies every now and then.

Haute:
Banned? Not gonna happen. "Everybody na music producer"? Well, I'll let my music do the talking. And what's with the lane fixation?

I thought you profess to be a smart thinker? Figure it out Mr/Miss Haute

OnyxGem10:
Happy birthday bellaElla. Best wishes
BTW my bump is so dark infact black sef i wonder if its d same wit any oda mama.

Everyone's bump is different jare. It'll clear out after you drop, so fear not. Mine got darker too but i love it nonetheless

Haute:
One thing about me, ladies: I was a strategist way before I was even conceived. So you can trust me to turn any situation - no matter how dire - on its head, and to my advantage. Watch this:

Hey cutesexy1, look how popular I got overnight. People really love me. You should too.

Note done here just yet: You see ladies, I'm a Record Label boss, a music producer, and above all, I'm a businessman. So I've learnt that no publicity is actually bad publicity. Watch out for my artist and label as we move on Nigeria's music industry. I like suspense. So I'll keep the brand under wraps for now. But expect to be inundated with mentions - as you've done to me - anytime we drop a hit.

Have a great day!

Oh dear! And that is where you missed the point. We might be pregnant but we are not airheads. Spam us with your so-called music artist and you might be surprised to see your moniker together with your music download link banned from nairaland. Don't underestimate the mamas on this thread. Just jeje take your so-called strategy elsewhere. Everybody na music producer
Like i said before, wrong lane!

OnyxGem10:
Thnks teamie will try to b more activ
Captain mitchyy I'm sure its notin buh if u hav ur doc's no u can call him to calm ur nerves
Mehn l wish say l get liver take showcase ma haute bump for here
#teampurple
#teampink
#teamjuly

Yayyyyy! But wait o, you mamas want to confuse my Hansel abi? How come #teampink is now taking over? There is trouble o. Lol

@Twogreatnations Thanks jare. Will do that.

@hafast24, Welcome back from the peepers association

@mum zaynie and cutienik, i couldn't stop laughing at your posts. I support the motion. Today has been declared haute bumpy tuesday. Mamas, pls come out and showcase your haute and sexy bumps!!!

limsycutey:
In other news, we are 27 weeks today *dancing shoki* we go soon enter third trimester, I can't wait even though know say na waddling, body aches, pelvic pressure and the rest dey wait me. Thank you Lord, it's been you all the way.

Congrats!!! The only part you'll enjoy is the waddling. Its always funny to see yourself roll while walking and most times you just cant help it

esof1:
Congratulations and happy birthday BellaElla.
May God's hands continually be seen in your life.
Captain Mitchyy, fear not, it seems normal to me. It happens to me once in a while and all the times I've gone for tests and scan at ANC, I'm always perfect and good to go.

Thanks my haute teamie. Tomorrow is even ANC so let's see what doc says

airforcewife:
Pls take it easy na...she must not have done that intentionally.

Even if its intentional? How is it a problem? Its just like using "pregnant" as my moniker and warning people not to use the word on nairaland. Abeg he/she should not let us unleash our hormones o. Otherwise...

Haute:
I wasn't ranting ma'am. I was as cool as ice when I typed that.
Well, that "everyday English word" is my moniker now. Respect that.

Wrong lane!

Haute:
You're spamming my mentions. In the interest of peace, I hereby urge you to desist from such acts of aggression against my person with immediate effect.

What are you ranting about Did anyone force you to use an everyday English word as your moniker?

@BellaElla, sexy bumpy mama!!! Very soon, that sexy dress ure wearing will enter under your box and you'll join the maternity gown crew. Lol

cutienik:
mine is milky too o..wen i dey clean my bathroom yestaday...stil saw it..u no me get chest sha..nottin do u my sis..jst avoid liftin heavy tins o nd dnt bend jst squat...am 32wks nd bae dey weigh 1.9kg..#teampeanutsizedbaby#teamJuly#teamcerelac#teamsheabutter

enkaydewdrop...wassup sis..oya show face

Choi!!! Let's exchange baby weight now. Since ure a second time mum, you can push any baby out . Hansel is already 2.4kg and counting. Lol

tchiwinnie:
Vaginal discharge can b watery. Butvu need to go to d hospital and b checked. When d Dr examines u, he ll confirm if the fluid is ur 'water' or if its just vaginal discharge. Don't stay at home to assume or watch it. Just go to the hospital nw.

Now i'm getting scared. Yes mummy, i'll bathe and go der now

proudmom38:
Amen n Amen.Thanks ma'am...Eyeah pele,is part of d package...Try eating little foods at a time n also eat ur dinner early b4 bed,say 6pm.Cut off foods dat causes bloating such as beans,cocoyam n d likes... It will surely end in praise 4u n all pushing mamas...

You're right. Ever since i stopped eating heavy meals after 6pm, i've been sleeping well and dont have issues with bloating anymore. But this one uve mentioned cocoyam this early morning now, na dh go suffer am o. He has to look for cocoyam for me today, else nobody will sleep in this house