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dunasy:
Your lordship ma

raptor2:
My sis no vex ABEG Hansel love it was not intentional. I thought must people would not be interested because of dollar rate. Because I bought at $322.

Cutnenik no vex ABEG. .
When another sales comes up I go let una know

Okay. We nor vex again. Maybe i'll shop from them some other time. The dollar rate you bought is high o. Chai!

enkaydewdrop:
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!
NOT GUILTY!!!


#TeamJuneForever
#AlutaContinua

I hereby call in the first witness... Cutienik, kindly step into the witness box and tell us why Enkaydewdrop deserves to be sentenced to team july

BritneyStacy:
All in all, am grateful to God. Am grateful for the privilege of carrying a pregnancy. ...I did nothing to deserve it so I REMAIN NOTHING BUT THANKFUL. ...
Life will sort it self out sha...
#TEAMAUGUST. ...TEAM LIKE NO OTHER

That's the spirit. Don't let all those things bring you down. It seems its when ure expecting a baby that things become rough. Imagine a client telling me today that their boss who will sign our cheque is out of the country and no idea when he'll back. As if i go tell my baby make e wait for inside belle becos somebody travel. Money we were banking on to pay rent and buy baby things this month. But who am i to complain? Others have it worse. Like you said, life would always sort itself out jare

cutienik:
mitchyy ooooo...sumtin is cookin in camera here oo...enkaydewdrop is snitching our mamas oo...ask OnxyGem10 now now wetin dem dey update...yeepa! i fear enkay ooo..she haff seduced all mamas wt her kikikikiki...oya defend ursef now..courttttttttt!!!!

Members of the pregnancy thread, your duty today will be to determine whether the defendant Enkaydewdrop is guilty or not guilty based on facts and evidence provided in this case. The prosecution, team july will prove that a crime was committed and that the defendant Enkaydewdrop is the person who committed the crime of bribing and seducing our team july members. If satisfied of the defendant’s guilt beyond reasonable doubt, then the defendant Enkaydewdrop must be found guilty and be sentenced to porting to team july indefinitely.

Court!!!!!!!

enkaydewdrop:
Atink you see yasef?
You don't want to fast forward July, but you are willing to fast forward june..

Chai!!!

Aya take remote control...
Start to fast forward make I dey look you...


Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!!

Cc sugah

Hehehehe. Don't worry, we have decided to pity you people since you are very few. Looking forward to welcoming some of your members

Hahahahaha. I couldn't stop laughing. I recently bought a pack of Whot cards just to bring back those memories of the good old days.

fuwatayo:
Good morning to you all. I gave birth to my princess on tue,2:50pm she weighed 3kg. Thanks for your prayers . Am still at the hospital becos of low PCV. This is shawrygal . Bs later.

Yayyyyyy! Congrats Shawrygal on safe delivery. No wonder my MIL has been hammering on the issue of PCV. She said i shud keep taking lots of veggies and beans so my PCV won't be low.
You'll be fine dear. Kisses to your princess!

raptor2:
I did my shopping using mall for africa. Bought things from US site during sales. Items where shipped tor $2. And it took 15 working days.
I have been using mall for africa since 2014. And I only shop during sales and promos

Awww, i wish i knew this earlier. They said the sales ended last month. I prefer shopping online. But why you nor tell us all this one since now. Infact, Hansel don vex

raptor2:
Am also done with my shopping. Just a few and am good to go. Did my shopping online as am still on bedrest. It has not been lying down since January but God has beeñ faithful.

Wow. Ure almost there dear. Thank God ure following doctor's orders. We'll get there soon. I really wish i can shop online. Where did you shop and how long did it take for delivery?

Adeime:
Gdevng mamas how's waddling going. ....may we all carry to term and to new moms may your LO bring your family great joy......team July hope were done with shopping...our gifts from God shall not lack any good thing irrespective of d change in economy.Amen
On another note I've been down with cold and cattarh Dr gave me piriton I hope that's safe

I was given antibiotics by my doc and paracetamol. If you trust your doc, you can take it

sugah:
Yes ooo teamie. Im really excited to meet Ayomide
I wish we could fast forward June and July

Fast forward which July? We can join heads together and fast-forward June sha. Dey cant do us anything
But touch not my July

enkaydewdrop:
Seriously, but why is your brain empty like this...?
Who do you no do well oh?!!!

Let's let him go dear. He has acknowledged we are a force to reckon with and has even hinted he might bring his preggy wife here when he gets married. So let's sheath our sword ehn?

lilybestie:
nobody wants to answer my question, "sobs" October mamas pls come to my rescue. I don't know what to do

Mama, your blood is haute o. Just an hr or so that you didn't get response, ure already sobbing. Relax ehn, your question will definitely be answered if ure patient enough or you tag some regular mamas here so they don't skip it out of oversight.

From the little i know, lying on your left side gives baby enough oxygen and blood flows better. So sometimes the thing dey shack them and they get excited. When that happens, you can try sitting upright for some minutes then try lying down again when theyve calmed down.
It could also be that the baby isn't comfortable. Try propping up your belly with a soft pillow. That is what also works for mine

enkaydewdrop:
Please, teach me how to do this oh...
how to clean...
And I feel strange... Nothing is coming out of mine...

Just get cotton wool and olive oil. Before you take your bath, pour some olive oil in the cotton wool and use it to clean your tips. Not just the n*pples, the entire dark area surrounding it.
As for your b*east, use both hands to press it from the root towards the tips. You'll notice colostrum coming out. Clean it away and press again up to 5 times. I do this weekly

Haute:
Yes, I'm not important to you. Agreed.
But I do respect people regardless of gender, and that's why I didn't insult anyone here. I also understand the sensitive nature of the thread. That's why I didn't show my aggressive side inspite of the insults. You are not the enemy; by virtue of my upbringing, the only enemies I know are terrorists. And since you're not terrorists', I wish every expectant mother a hitch-free delivery IJN. Also feel free to use the word "Haute" as you please.

A group of pregnant women with raging hormones is the last place to go looking for trouble. We wish you the best too. Cheers!

tabithababy:
. Op you said no refrigeration but you later included the fact that one needs to refrigerate after opening.

He said "If you open any jar to take from it". The ones you've not opened don't need to be refrigerated

christybabe:
No ooo, mine has not started coming out ooo.. Meanwhile I think I will start cleaning my tips too..
I bought hospital things last week at ANC, na to arrange bag remain ooo.

Pls start dear. According to my doc, it'll help you lactate faster. I just got some hospital things today and it was so exciting bringing them home

Haute:
Infiltrating? I didn't even know this thread existed before someone mentioned me here, and as is my wont, I jokingly responded with an absurd threat; without looking at the thread title. But you singlehandedly blew it out of proportion and now you threaten me? Well, there's nothing I love in this life more than a good old threat.

You jokingly responded? Trust me dear, you're not that important for me to consider ditching out a threat. Or is it my English you find hard to comprehend? Since your so-called absurd threat didn't go down well with people here, why didn't you stick to your business and move on? Don't turn this into what it's not, especially not with me. I'm not your type. Seriously, don't.
Show some respect for women who have serious issues to deal with here and move away shamefully. Next time, look and think before you write.

chizeal:
Hello mitchyy, pls isent a pms to u.
Tnks. Welcome to all d new mamas

Ok dear. Just replied you

lilybestie:
pls I am so new, how can I pay my dues

Present your dues to accountant Zaynie. She refused to appoint a deputy so you have to wait till she comes online.
Note: She prefers you pay in dollars, tomatoes, kegs of fuel or bag of rice.

cutienik:
enkaydewdrop...jst leave him....na Attention seeker!..his stupidity is like peak milk..its in him.

mumi zaynie e ku imura awe oo

*faints****

Fatality!!!!

esof1:
Yes o... last ANC I weighed 62kg, today I weighed 60kg. I want to start eating anyhow joor.

Pls don't o. Except ure ready to push out 5kg baby. As you get close to your due date, your weight gain might be static. Sometimes when i dont eat before ANC, i weigh lesser

lilybestie:
good day to all the mamas in the house. I am new in the thread (edd October), may God grant us complication free pregnancy and safe delivery. happy new month.

Welcome to the hautest thread on nairaland! Pay your dues and familiarize yourself with your teamies. Dassall!

Haute:
Next time you want to quote me, kindly go through my manager, Cutesexy1. Or can't you see I'm very famous now?

You should be bowing your head in shame right now for trying to infiltrate and derail a thread for pregnant women with your weak lines yesterday. Not every thread on nairaland is worth attempting to mess up. The mama bears here won't hesistate to gobble you up, so take a cue and stop trying to save face.
Oya vamoose!!!!

cutienik:
July mamas...colostrum has started cumin out of my boobsie..for my first..nottin infct afta delivery wen milk refused to come out..i started suckin my breast in d bathroom..a nurse caught nd started laughin bt hot pap came to d rescue then.

cc mitchyy,christybabe.esof1.raptor2.OnxyGem10 nd odas..hw abt urs..hop we dey clean d nipples in preparation..jst use cotton wool nd water to clean in d mornin..it helps.

Lol. Mine only comes out when i press it. As for the cleaning, i do it regularly. But i use cotton wool and olive oil, instead of water. It removes more dirt and at the same time moisturises my tips

eigmaticme:
Does the braxton hicks make the tummy hard?

Yeah it does. Your tummy becomes tight and hard

cutienik:
Attention!!! stampin my foot wt my ryt hand raised!!my bump shot out!!Aye Aye mam captain mitchyy...back to eatin my akara wt akamu

Hahahahaha! I just tried to picture you saluting with your bump. Please remain some akamu for me o. E don tey i chop am

Iyabetajos:
Yes ohhh I Am Now a Mother!! !!! !!! !!!!!! !! Mummy ANDRE!!! !!

Yayyyyy! My kid brother's name... Kisses to him

tipsyjules:
Good morning all and happy new month! Am new here and also a September mum.Hope am welcome o?

You're extremely welcome to the thread. Pay your dues to our accountant zaynie, identify your team and the captain, register your name, and ure good to go. Enjoy your stay here and pls dont join the peepers association o

Iyabetajos:
Thanks my pple. my son is doing better today. so strong that he pulled off his eyemask. I keep feeling he's hungry cos he keeps yawning and stretching.

@mitchyy aye aye i rep team July ohh

Wow. So so happy for you dear. I was dreaming about you and your baby last night, as if i was in the hospital with you. I really cant wait to read your BS and see his cute photos. Finally, you did it. You're now a mum. You are now mama somebody

So sad. With the rate at which workers are being sacked, having a side hustle or totally going solo on entrepreneurship is the ish.