₦airaland Forum

ItsTutsi:
lol.. only u mother tells me what to do in the other room!! no disrespect but that pussy got lost in the heat of moment

Good. You're reducing the lines. In time you'll get to witty one liners. Insulting is an art. It requires intelligence and quick thinking. If you're cultured it requires a nuance of candor. I'm impressed. A little. Now go and pray to your Allah to grant you wisdom today because I believe he's really pissed off at you Good morning.

ItsTutsi:
I was busy contemplating which pussy will I stretch tonight.. chioma, amaka and adelola told me "even na 500 come do one round", chaii na like this Afonja women punana cheap!

maybe I fit lure ur mama using fanta and gala.. suck on that breast wai those touts and agberos don turn into powder milk

I know once ur father drinks to stupor, he comes back home drunk and rape ur sisters anus

One liners na. Are you this daft? I really can't read your shit. One liners show wit and intelligence. Can't you just prove me wrong for once?

ItsTutsi:
lol. nyamuri flat.head or skull miner, either way ur family will still use u for ritual at upper iweka for a plate of watery ewedu! ...come to the north and see how ur female relatives are saturating and monopolizing the sex market in order to afford clippers to shave their hairy yam legs

I hope ur father has taken that DNA test.. because the way his ashawo wife(ur mother) dey travel to Abuja for business ehhh!! i think sharing her kitten is her business

I was afraid you ran out of data. Like I said I'm really not reading your trash. All I need to do is see your moniker, so reduce your garbage to one liners. Hey I really can't stand the risk of reducing my intelligence with your inane scribbling. Your religious inclination already suggests you're of minimal intelligence. In case you need data to keep this up, just holla. By the way isn't your Alhaji going to miss your sweet ar.se tonight? Oil it well for him, aiiight?

ItsTutsi:
the only thing being recycled is ur mother's pussy on a daily basis, to the extend that she's no more lubricating down there ... while, ur father is collecting different strokes in prison in Cambodia after trying to smuggle drugs through his anus

I pity ur sister who is on abortion pill after getting pregnant for ur brother through incest.. only for here to run to Italy for prostitution in order to afford 3 square meals and bleaching cream

Ah! You're back reeking of infantile rants once more. I'm hardly reading your gibberish I'm just enjoying the exchange. I hope you don't mind. Once in a while it's amusing to... engage lesser minds no matter how egregiously daft. It lets me further understand the queer workings of the low IQ minority to which you proudly wear a badge. Go and drink some beer f.uck a hajia and relax. It's one of the little freedoms a secular society can afford hypocrites like you

Efegoma:
Na them o na them

My brother na them. Idiots with primitive sense of reasoning. When you ask them why they wilfully receive tax from alcohol you get silence. Hisbah police that is paid from the proceeds of Southern oil. I blame Lugard

ItsTutsi:
lol.. there are way more northerners studying in Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Malaysia etc than any other western country, in fact US, UK etc are the last destination for us.. make ur research !!

but I don't expect u to know since ur ashawo mother was busy sampling different dicks for a career, while she was used as a sex.toy and tossed around different baby factories for a living under the guise of attending deliverance in church

It is definite now. You're a kid. Your attempts at insults are recycling common place yabs on Nairaland. Very unoriginal. Not impressed. Please go and receive semen up your anus as usual. Oh wait! Do you do that before or after your 7 o'clock prayers? Prove me wrong and go live in Zamfara with your 'holy' codes. You live where you drink beer in secret and engage freely in sodomy only to hail Hisbah police. You're only fit to bend over so your imam can do the needful. Your turn... And please try to impress me

ItsTutsi:
and you that ur brain has been used for ritual, im not surprised in how u argue like an slowpoke!!!

you that ur relatives are caught on a daily basis peddling drugs in Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Malaysia etc are these not Muslim countries?

Ah! Loads of insults and the non exhibition of the basic nuance of common sense. I'm not surprised. It is basic knowledge that Muslims will not live in their sharia enclaves but always seek free society to live free and practice their hypocrisy in the safety of enlightened societies. It hurts but it's the uncomfortable truth, live with it kiddo But if you want insults quote me again with insults and I'll take it your mother is an olosho in hijab who f.cks kaffirs and it will be game on. I have the time

ItsTutsi:
when governor Wike claimed River state is a Christian state, none of u had issues with that!!

Kano is also a Muslim state and you most abide by its rules and regulation

And I bet he went ahead to form a Christian enforcement squad, abi? You guys truly reason through the anus. And the funny thing is that Muslims cannot even live in Muslim countries they must run to secular or Christian nations. Why?

kiddkash:
you took the words right out of my mouth

Now this is a SKULL to be MINED

SilverNorGold:
You have spoken like a true patriot. God bless you too and every well-meaning Nigerian.




Today them go call me Fulani, tomorrow them go call me Yoruba.. The other day na Hausa them call me, now I be Igbo...

CAPSLOCKED called me a Christian fanatic. Agboriotejoye and TruthHurts1 called me a Muslim fanatic.. When I protested Righteousness89's ban, I was called a Christian fanatic.. Recently, some guys said I am an atheist... I dun tire...

My beloved NAIRALANDERS, please help me... Who really am I?

A mumu

wakaman:
Hmmmm
After the Fulanis who is going to be next? The Igbos in the southwest, the Yorubas up north, the hausas in the east?
This ethnic profiling approach to fighting crime must stop or we would all be caught up in it. Individuals and groups of criminals should be held culpable of their criminality, it is injustice and indeed primitive to label a whole tribe criminals.
Even as the government has failed in the area of security and general oversight, addressing the issue should not be made a tribal vigilante styled crusade.

Again after the Fulanis, who's next?

Nobody oga! Name any other tribe that is as murderous and vicious to their hosts as the Fulani. Apart from cow meat and leeching on Federal appointments and Southern oil what has/does the Fulani bring to the Nigerian table?

CrazyBen:
Imagine! Just like that? Oh men A....
Reminds me of that old dude in the Bible who died after falling off his chair and breaking his back

His neck! It was Prophet Eli

TinubuGoQuench:
WILL YOU SHUT UP THERE!!!

The guy yaps like someone that didn't suck breast milk. Irritating

NgeneUkwenu:
I hope, he would be very hard on the IPOB terrorists led by that Made -in -China Rapist..

Have you seen that you're in danger of insanity. IPOB will ruin your life. I've never seen this kind of infatuation before abi did Nnamdi Kanu jilt you? Looking at it, I don't fault him. You don't seem okay.

Brighto, biko how much is one T-shirt?

UncommonLogic:
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OLODO! I can't risk headache reading nonsense. Meanwhile what is STFU? Did you write English in school or did you gay mate write it for you? [/s]



Shut The FVCK Up - STFU, now you know.
Crawl back into whatever hole you just crawled out off.
I can understand, my level of writing is too complex for you to comprehend. Go back to night school.
I have much productive things to tend to.

Bye

Bye. The only sensible word you've uttered. Your last line always seems to make the only sense. Outlandish Tramp!

lekki1444:
she dont look too happy. looks distant and withdrawn

Ogbeni kini big deal?

Remember Israel and DJ Cuppy and mind your bu...

Is Naeto C still a singer? Happy birthday madam.

UncommonLogic:
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The behavior of a lost and uncouth child I believe you're referred to as omo ale jati jati. You are a curious specimen of a child borne of two men. Herdsmen will sodomize you soon, continue to drool over Nnamdi Kanu. He's not your type. AGAIN LEARN TO TYPE LIKE SOMEONE WHO WENT TO SCHOOL! [/s]

Ode, olodo imo ale ni Baba n la Baba e.
I have more education in my pinky finger than everyone in your evil clan.
I didn't go to a low grade low class glorified high school that monkeys like you graduated from that you refer to as Universities. I'm a product of a first class prestigious University that your fore fathers will be glad just be be employed as janitor.

I'll suggest you give that educational advice to your supreme leader, the hunchback albino coward.

It's glaringly obvious that imbecility is inherently prevalent in your DNA.

Now STFU and get lost.

OLODO! I can't risk headache reading nonsense. Meanwhile what is STFU? Did you write English in school or did you gay mate write it for you?

UncommonLogic:
Namdiot coward Cownu is a hero only to the delusional reta@ded brainwashed IPIG terrorist monkeys. End of story.

When your mama born you with fish brain it was really... End of story. If you must type nonsense at least type it legibly na. Haba!

solmusdesigns:
Where is the vagabond Kanu?!

Where is your God and leader hiding

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Igboho is part of an upcoming town hall meeting to discuss how to survive your maniacal Fulani masters please be sure to leave your keyboard and attend. Nnamdi Kanu is your problem... SMH

Denique:
I was expecting this! cc: manuel4real

Yes na! I love following standards strictly. Rules shouldn't be shifted. After all we are all equal

thebosstrevor1:
How does this relate with the topic of discussion.

Is it illitrates doing crimes abroad

E be like say that simple statement was too DEEP for you?

Denique:
In spite of her being a cloutinus, trust me, some family members are better off as guests for your events else they milk you dry and turn around to ask you what you did with your youth.

[b]Your financial responsibilities should be in this order: YOUR CHILDREN, YOURSELF, YOUR PARENTS(this depends on their impact in your life) AND YOUR HUSBAND. [/b]Your siblings can come into the picture if you all grew up in love.

You see those cosine abi na cousins, hanties and huncles? If you like nor use sense...Okurrr

I hope you seriously would not mind if the bolded order of care and attention is strictly applied by your husband towards you too o.

Angelfrost:
While you shouldn't go about telling every tom your income source (absolutely imprudent), still no need getting all worked and riled up over a simple inquiry on your livelihood.

Come to even think of it, does a legit income source require much secrecy??!

In a developed nation where things are done properly, shouldn't a person's income source be public knowledge??! Is the government supposed to be in the dark over the money trail of her citizens?!!

Well, what do I even know... Let's keep living anyhow in this 3rd world nation!!!

Ask him o! Who doesn't know the source of income of Bezos, Gates and even Zuckerberg? Before we talk of others. Nigerians indulge in a lot of illegality and can't defend their source of wealth and that's what powers this skewed train of thought.

solmusdesigns:
Only an Idiiot or a m0ron, will go about telling people his source of income, when competitors are like vultures , haters are everywhere to block his stream


So yes I agree with her, only evil people seek others means of livelihood rather than focus on their life


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You are one of Nigeria's biggest problems I forgive you for it shaa, because being a Nigerian can make you lose basic reasoning. What kind of business do you know that is novel to mankind? Oga, align your thought process with what is obtainable in the contemporary society and retype. We don't need out-of-the-blue billionaires, WE WANT TO SEE YOUR TRACK RECORDS. Are you better than Zuckerberg or Bezos?

jawalis:
Trust women at your own risk. Told my girl that the only condition that will not make me go for DNA for the only child I intend having is poverty and I’m working just so it doesn’t happen. She said “what “ you mean you’ll do DNA if I birth a child. I answered Yes. She’s been behaving like a mentally derailed individual since then and I don’t care whatever happen.
I can never trust a woman to that level. Never. They will rather manipulate you if she knew you loves her dearly.

Lol @ bolded Make she go die!

Psalmy2cute:
Lol.. who talked about Nigerian army.. I'm talking about the losses igbos will incur if hausa and fulani should behave the jihadi way.. you're here talking about Nigeria army.. and you think yoruba's will join the fight..
yoruba people when like quarrel pass fight.. bro I'm not a northerner nor westerner but all I'm saying is, as you celebrate ESN destroying illegal herdsmen camp in the bush.. take precaution and advice your brothers to come home

Oga leave Hausa out of this. The term Hausa/Fulani is a gimmick even the Hausa hate. It is a term the Fulani use at their convenience. You think when it's time Hausa will stand behind Fulani? You'll be shocked. As for the Yoruba, thinking they're cowards is the mistake Fulani is making. I won't say more than never fight a cornered animal, it won't end well. I'm happy you termed the herdsmen illegal. I won't further that.

Is that how you'll call for the release of Buhari, Femi Adesina or Lai Mohammed. Bia Jona, keep kwayet!

Even the devil will vex if Lai is released. Imagine a human being contesting with Satan for the title "Father of all liars" Haba!

NgeneUkwenu:
Reactions from the usual Useless IpOB miscreants

Oh the same IPOB causing the Nigerian Army to shit their pants in Orlu. The same that evicted bastard herdsmen in Isiukwuato? Oh glory hallelujah! Hail miscreants! Just know this... those who insult or carry Igbos for mind die prematurely. Thought you should pass that info to somebody.