₦airaland Forum

flokii:
door kee
you wan spoil am?

lol, I dunno oo

marieolae:
Really??

yea

marieolae:
Really??

yea

flokii:
wat of.. smd

flokii:
wat of.. smd

shaking my door

marieolae:
Yaay! I've been searching for a long time too

m here too

March 28- easter monday + Hanny's bday

RIP

Good

Still wondering y LORAL isn't on dht list

I will be lyk

5minsmadness:
.. So does your face.

lol, u're high bruh

5minsmadness:
Fake story.

ya username xplains it all

Lmao.... It's funny tho

januzaj:
it seems nollywood don dey spend money small small....buh their subtitle na die "we will gain ourselves...Ajere ara wa"

lmao, u re high bruh

osaslord500:
Dethrone ke?
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Na with her gara gara music she wan use dethrone tiwa?



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Op dey reason tinz deeply sometimez

I wonder oooo

Keneking:
Where is the mom

was about to ask too

choose4me:
What course are you going for? Why not join the Unilorin 2015/2016 thread? Not come across your user name there.. Ignore a few dumb boys there. It will benefit you.

I'm not an aspirant though.. Just thought you should be there too for up-to-date info.

kindly help me wv d thread info

cheerokee:
what course?? you tried BTW..

comp sci

cheerokee:
hope you murdered the exam?

I tried my best 64%

RolePlay:
So u sef b Jambito
And u guys be forming for BBF big boys like us

lol, u re high....shuuuu I crossed frm yabatech

yatch360:
When in Rome ,u behave like a Roman

exactly, I nearly missed my exam too, we were ask to get wrappers to cover our trousers

Female teachers and students at a Zimbabwean Primary School has fled from the institution claiming that a mysterious baboon s3xually abuses them at night. Sources at the school who cannot be named for professional reasons said female members of staff would wake up without their underwear or with signs that they had s3x overnight. “One of the teachers said she woke up towards midnight on July 10 and saw a man with a baboon in her room. She said she screamed and the two disappeared through a wall” said a source. A villager, Samson Ncube, 70, said other teachers rushed to her room and when they heard her story, they called for an emergency meeting with village elders. Ncube said the meeting was held on Saturday July 11 and the teachers said they would not spend another night at the school. “They said they were being s3xually abused by the baboon. Everyone’s story came out with some saying they had been afraid to speak out because they weren’t sure of what was going on,” he said. Lessons for the 439 pupils have been suspended as only the headmaster, Mandlenkosi Maqeda, and two male teachers have remained. They said 10 female teachers fled after the baboon, suspected to be a goblin, had been terrorising them for a month. Tsholotsho district education officer Kelvin Mathe said the matter was under investigation. He, however, declined to give details and referred questions to the Matabeleland North provincial education director Boithatelo Mnguni. “We got a report from the school about a troublesome baboon and we’re still investigating,” said Mathe. Mnguni could not be reached for comment. According to villagers, the baboon has been appearing at the school for the past one month and a number of meetings have been held at the school to try and bring a solution to the disturbances. “The baboon has been appearing at the school since June and it has scared off female teachers. The teachers first saw strange foot prints at the school and called villagers, who were also not familiar with the prints. “A few days later, one of the teachers saw the baboon outside a classroom while she was teaching. She rushed to call the other teachers but the baboon disappeared. We thought it was a petty issue until the female teachers started telling us that the baboon was s3xually abusing them while they were sleeping,” said the headman, Qhelile Mkhwananzi. He said the community was yet to come up with a solution to the problem. Villager Melitha Dube said it was a strange incident that had brought fear within the community. “We’ve heard reports about the baboon for weeks now and we were called to a meeting after most of the female teachers abandoned the school. Unfortunately there was no clear solution to the problem. Some villagers have, however, suggested that we should hold prayers while we think of a solution,” said Dube. An elderly villager, Vusumuzi Sibanda, said he was shocked to see the baboon spoor as he had never seen one in the area before. “This isn’t an area for baboons. I was born here 72 years ago and I’ve never seen baboons here. I strongly suspect that this could be the works of witchcraft by some evil people and it calls for serious investigation,” said Sibanda. “The whole community has no idea how to solve this problem because it’s something strange to us. It’s unfortunate that some teachers have decided to abandon the pupils and they’re missing their lessons.”

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian if she says "fry rice"nd u tell her mum it fried rice,then u hear "se iwo lo ma ko ko lo school ni"with a slap...

Lawkee:
Complete the sentence below 10mrk! Pic or_________.

adonbilivit

Welrez:
Yes, she must appease the gods of my anger. BTW, your dp is cute.

lmao, wen u aint sango Btw, tanchu

Welrez:
She should get ready to kill a goat!

u mean she hv to appease to d gods??

NnamdiN:
Local swag

bad belle

Hmmmm, 20yrs old gal, still in secondary school..#smh

Ilekeh:
Who is Helen Paul and what type of vegetables does she sell?

water_leaf precisely

#200 per day? ....... Radarada
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Well, I rep march 28th
GMB/PYO all dah way

KwoiZabo:
We are not proud of you. You couldn't sit for WAEC and when caught you forged results.
We are not proud of you because out of all your salaries and pensions you can only boast of a house and 150 cows.

U̶̲̥̅̊ well so?

kay1one2:
What do you drink babe? On me!

I fink ORIGIN

bokohalal:
Firstly, if GEJ and PDP can massively rig the presidential election and declare themselves the winner, lawsuit against Buhari will die a natural death.
On the other hand, if Buhari triumphs, as is expected, PDP will resort to the law court in an effort to invalidate the contest.
APC has to remain on guard. I would have loved a categorical dismissal of the case. In the meantime, I believe in the APC's ability to foresee, defend and defeat any PDP demonic tactics.
Chanji!

true talk dude.......... I jxt hope pdp wnt be able to rig dis election