Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Lessons From N500 Note by mizhanny(f): 1:51pm On May 13, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage On Jenifa's Diary With Funke Akindele (photo) by mizhanny(f): 9:23am On May 05, 2016 |
2sydoflyf: Is it the Tiwasavage doro-diva turned sister-Mary? |
Literature / Re: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by mizhanny(f): 8:09pm On May 04, 2016 |
M loving dix 1 Like |
Education / Re: 10 Major English Expressions And Their Origins by mizhanny(f): 11:01pm On May 02, 2016 |
Heterodox: Girl, where do you buy them soft lips, might need one for a friend my street....kindly send d money |
Education / Re: 10 Major English Expressions And Their Origins by mizhanny(f): 11:00pm On May 02, 2016 |
lexychuks:
You caught me. OK what is the origin of zombies and wailing wailers
lol, let me ask my oga @d top |
Education / Re: 10 Major English Expressions And Their Origins by mizhanny(f): 12:55pm On May 02, 2016 |
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Education / Re: 10 Major English Expressions And Their Origins by mizhanny(f): 12:54pm On May 02, 2016 |
Wow nice |
Celebrities / Re: TeeBillz Instagram Account Wasn't Hacked - See Reasons by mizhanny(f): 11:12am On Apr 29, 2016 |
Gidoka: This the reason I don't bottle up issues Becos wen u eventually talk you talk like a kid. exactly 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Do You Stand Up as a first timer in a new Church? by mizhanny(f): 11:23am On Apr 26, 2016 |
Oma307: I guess u attend catholic nope celestial |
Religion / Re: Do You Stand Up as a first timer in a new Church? by mizhanny(f): 2:10pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
I haven't even change my church, ever since I was born |
Literature / Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by mizhanny(f): 7:11am On Apr 16, 2016 |
Hmmmmm, dis z getting crious
Na rubbish tina dey like |
Literature / Re: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by mizhanny(f): 7:00am On Apr 16, 2016 |
M loving dis... Good job tiffanyJ 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Oshoffa Sharing His Meal With Obasanjo *throwback* by mizhanny(f): 9:08pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
Melancholy: its conspicuous that someone here is discursive. Am so proud to be member of this great fold; celestial church anyways. Thanks celestial rocks |
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Singer, Waje Shares Cute Pics, Celebrates Easter In Style by mizhanny(f): 11:03pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Sasuwa: My fellow nairalander tommorow is my birthday let me get some likes and shares in advance, birthday mate :* |
Literature / Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by mizhanny(f): 4:34pm On Mar 18, 2016 |
D guy above, berra park well |
Literature / Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by mizhanny(f): 12:36pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
ozila: [b]SixtyOne Holy shit, i thought they said shes my spiritual mother, how can a mother use her son for sacrifice? Thats odd to me. I didnt sleep again cus am afraid i will see her again in my dream, i stood up and look for waec past question and start reading, tomorrow i will go to school for lesson even though i nor want go make i just go see how them they prepare for the exam oh, i dont want any fuccking surprise oh. I dey read but wetin i dey read nor they enter my head at all, all wetin i dey think of na my branch root, i nor even hungry self or maybe time never reach to chop? I continue to reminence over the whole matter till somebody knock for door, i stand up go look who they door, of course na my loving mother. Me: welcome ma "i said behaving like say everything they calm" Mum: ooh how you they "she said and walk inside" Me: i dey fine how market ma? Mum: we thank God oh, na were you put your phone since last night? Me: my phone, my phone "i repeat scratching my head as if i don lost memory" oh yeah my phone i gave it to Varth to charge for me because no light last night. Mum: okay no wahala, " she said and enter her room". Where my phone even dey self, e be like i forget am for Lizzy house oh, or i forget am for party? My head they turn me i cant remember where i put my phone, later i go go see varth and ask am, the way he even leave me for that party i believe he deserve a slap, but who will see ghost and stand? Nobody of course so i nor blame am, but im be my friend na he suppose stand by me no matter what, hmmm as if if na me i go stand, well thats another chapter i guess. I remain in my room like someone in prison, afraid to go out becuase i believe outside is too dangerous for me, my mum after cooking she left me alone at home and go to work, i suppose go school go check somethings but i don postpone am to tomorrow because of security reasons lol, my life is important to me so i take my life serious, later in the afternoon i took my bath and disappear to my pastors house, i met him watching football, i told you guys before that our pastor is a football freak, so make una no surprise say 24 hours na match him they watch, him get another television for inside house wey him beautiful wife they watch, now lets talk about my pastor. My pastor (name withheld) is from Okpella, Ogute precisely not my own Ogute oh Okpella have a community called Ogute just like ours, and they believe so much on manmade gods just like ours too, Him get fine wife with beautiful daughter, the wife na from Okpella too, my pastor na very strong man him don do many wonders for Okpella thus tilll now every Okpella person they respect am, when he come Emai everything change many things which i cant mention, though as we proceed you will know him well. Pastor: my oga you come see me today? "he shouted as he saw me. Me: Good Afternoon Sir. Pastor: how you they na? Me: am fine sir, " i sat with him on the cushion chair. Pastor: how mummy? Me: fine sir how family na? Pastor: we thank God. Me: you dey watch match? Pastor: yes oh, i wan go somewhere but i wan finish this match first, oboy liverpool they fuckup now oh. Me: liverpool na small boys na,. Pastor: go sit down because una manage beat us? Me: manage ke, wey e be say we wan pool una liver. Pastor: hahahaha no worry second leg they come. Me: we go still beat una oh. Pastor: make we they watch, na wetin they happen self? Me: nothing oh. Pastor: nothing wey your heart they beat fast u dey tell me nothing. Me: hmmm no be small thing oh, i get many problem oh, if i beging they talk we nor go commot here today oh. Pastor: hmmm i wan go out now, come later in the evening or meet me in church, and i hope you they prepare for the three days fasting for mountain? Me: yes sir, i dey prepare. Pastor: better then you have nothing to be afraid of, we are going there to break every yolk disturbing us and this community, so its better you start preparing now, because the devil can use many ways to stop you from going, before fasting the last thing you encounter is the devil trying to stop you from going and after fasting the first thing you encounter also is the devil trying to test you and tempt you, so my guy be prepare. Me: okay sir. Pastor: alright come to church this evening we have prayers. Me: i will come sir. Pastor: alright let me start preparing but this match i be no wan miss am oh. Me: you go watch the highlight na, okay make i they go bye bye sir. Pastor: okay God bless you. I left his house and come out from the gate, guess who is waiting for me outside.[/b] lol aunty lizzy 1 Like |
Education / Re: Anatomy Student Of Uniosun's Death: Revealed True Story Behind It by mizhanny(f): 10:26pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Dis is crious |
Literature / Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by mizhanny(f): 2:31pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
ozila:
wetin be gbesee reo suspense is three much |
Literature / Re: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by mizhanny(f): 8:35am On Mar 06, 2016 |
Gbese re oooo |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Stop Sleeping Wit Prostitues Without Condom -Yung6ix Friend Blasts Davido by mizhanny(f): 4:15pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
daretodiffer: Alabi yellow
Wicked! dht line killed me..#Alabi_yellow 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Hilarious Photo Showing That Not All That Glitters Is Gold by mizhanny(f): 9:08am On Feb 25, 2016 |
yaqq: badt bae pls who is dickson? his dad 2 Likes |
Education / Re: 16-year-old Schoolboy To Live With Porn Star In Luxury Hotel by mizhanny(f): 8:38am On Feb 25, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Tricky by mizhanny(f): 3:34pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Dis |
Jokes Etc / This Is Tricky by mizhanny(f): 3:30pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Am also confused about dis |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities That Attend White Garment Churches (Photos) by mizhanny(f): 10:23am On Jan 21, 2016 |
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Family / Re: Man Dumps Wife For Being A Bad Cook by mizhanny(f): 6:00am On Jan 13, 2016 |
Kikero112: Bad move.
This is what the man should have done.
1.Buy cookbook.
2.Wife and him should enter the kitchen together....and cook food based on cookbook.
3.Make mistakes, have fun with the mistakes....keep learning.
4.Within six months....the food will taste delicious.
It is obvious that the man married the woman because she was good looking.....not because he actually loved her. If he really loved her....he would have tolerated her lack of cookability skills. After all.....nobody's perfect. The minute we accept that....the better for everyone.
Kikero112: Bad move.
This is what the man should have done.
1.Buy cookbook.
2.Wife and him should enter the kitchen together....and cook food based on cookbook.
3.Make mistakes, have fun with the mistakes....keep learning.
4.Within six months....the food will taste delicious.
It is obvious that the man married the woman because she was good looking.....not because he actually loved her. If he really loved her....he would have tolerated her lack of cookability skills. After all.....nobody's perfect. The minute we accept that....the better for everyone.
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Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba With His Brilliant Daughert by mizhanny(f): 11:05am On Jan 12, 2016 |
goldiam: Emmanuella comes to mind.who go give her award? lol, I wonder ooooo |
Celebrities / Re: Headies: Davido Vows To Do Worse If His New Artiste Doesn’t Win Next Rated by mizhanny(f): 11:17pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
poshestmina: Dude use to be sensible a bit,wonder what happened to his brain of recent baby mama ish 1 Like |
Religion / Which Church Do You Attend? by mizhanny(f): 12:51pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Let's get to know the church with more members on NL
I rep celestial |
Phones / Re: Etisalat Advert Of Don Jazzy And Olamide, Back To Back by mizhanny(f): 10:50am On Jan 09, 2016 |
oluwadare26: Innovation at its peak. I thought some people were clamouring that Olamide contract should be terminated with Etisalat.... Olamide himself ti take over industry..
Ota po ju enemies lo olote yapa December tu titi n bo e fun won ni raba Awon atole e fun won ni pampers Eni ti o ba ri oba fin ohun loba ma pa
No Artist, i say no Artist I repeat again i say no Artist D on do show inside eko hotel Shutdown everywhere if he lie i go tell.
Sold out concert in Lagos twice(OLIC1 & OLIC2)
Sold out concert in Malay 2!
Sold out concert in Yankee 3!
Sold out concert in London 4!
Ha! E wa ni kon ma fo fun mi Ta ni best rapper/artist again oya so fun mi Am smoking hot i no dey choke you Am spitting the truth no need to provoke you Fact only, am the shii niggh
Every Slang by Olamide na hit back to back, from Eniduro to Sneh to Badoo to Street Ti Take Over to Yahoo Boy No Laptop to Malowaaa ooo to Shakiti Bobo to Leave Trash For Lawma...... Olamide na hit maker.
THE KING OF THE STREET pele ooooo |
Nairaland / General / Re: Some Important Dates Of 2016. by mizhanny(f): 10:38am On Jan 09, 2016 |
marieolae: We must celebrate together ohh ok now, no probs |
Romance / Re: Girls, Keep Your Virginity! by mizhanny(f): 1:31pm On Jan 08, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1: Abeg kip quiet
If keeping ur virginity will help u stay sane and improve ur useless self image,then by all means. No one is stopping you, it is ur vagína afterall.
But to then open ur mouth and start misyarning about stuff u obviously know nothing about is a travesty.
Just because you turned out to be a virgin on ur wedding night makes absolutely no difference to anyone but urself. it might make u feel like you've achieved some life long goal,but that doesn't apply to ur partner.
See this is exactly why virgins are useless. just because you managed to keep a thin membrane covering the entrance to your vagína intact doesn't mean you deserve respect. What dignity and love ur husband bestows on you has nothing to do with ur virginity.
.mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww, all these dumb bítches and their misplaced sense of entitlement.
#SmH lmao, werey re oooo |