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Religion / Re: The Christian God The HOLY SPIRIT Is An " IT" by MizJanet(f): 8:09am On Nov 11, 2015
johnw74:


You say "a thing" intercedes to the Father on behalf of Christians

You are alone on that.







your comment shows that you were not there when your english teacher taught you personification

Abi na janet write "itself" inside those verses grin grin
Religion / Re: The Christian God The HOLY SPIRIT Is An " IT" by MizJanet(f): 5:58pm On Nov 10, 2015
johnw74:


the Holy Spirit is called He many times throughout the Bible,
You find a verse that say's itself [/b], and that's all you can see.

So [u] a "thing"
maketh intercession for us with groanings which can not be uttered, yeah sure, not.


not just once , twice called " ITself" rom 8:16 and rom 8:26 ...
Religion / Re: Christianity Betray Its Own Logic by MizJanet(f): 10:38pm On Nov 06, 2015
Anas09:
OPs.
When I read through ur post, I was trying to make up my mind who and what you are. I asked, is she confused and really needs ansas, is she a muslim seeking to scorn? Or is she a satanist. Then I got where u revealed who u are. A satanist.
No? Jesus didn't die for anyone's sins? Fine. Satan can never accept that part of Jesus.
There's no point waisting time here. We shall meet again. I always say this, I MAY not make it when Jesus appears again, but everyone who says he is not what he says he is, will be proven wrong.but then it'll be too late. Let God be true and everyman a liar.



Instead of you to think ; And if you think the Op doesnt know what she is saying , why not address her point ?

Religion / Re: The Christian God The HOLY SPIRIT Is An " IT" by MizJanet(f): 10:30pm On Nov 06, 2015
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Religion / Re: Christians: The Most Confuse by MizJanet(f): 10:28pm On Nov 06, 2015
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Religion / Re: ::: Why Are Church People NOT Practising This ? by MizJanet(f): 9:48pm On Nov 06, 2015
MizJanet:


Hehehe The whole passage: pluck out your eyes , cut your hand , Hell , are just Proverbs . Nice one @ bold

Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 3:57pm On Oct 30, 2015
Ebony7:

I've said it before, d only recorded details of preexistence is that of Jesus ~ John/Abraham.

That of Abraham~Abel? It's not written that Abraham spiritually preexist Abel! Physically, Abel was d forerunner!

cheesy john and Abraham also came down from heaven ?

Moreover, I still maintain that Abraham's bosom is a location BENEATH THE EARTH! (2 Sam 28v15).
You only considered d "breast/chest" definition of bosom, viz a viz the [b]"location/vicinity/comfort zone"
definition [Lk 16v19~26]. I outlined 4 different definitions in an earlier post and u disproved none of them-esp the 3rd.
Maybe d dictionary is wrong then-just saying.
And if I may ask, do you believe in d preexistence "story" of Jesus ~John/Abraham?

Mr. Heresy you said The greek word rendered bossom means " side" , abrahams side NOT Location beneath the earth.

That means hagar go to a location beneath the earth ? Gen 16:5 grin

Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 3:48pm On Oct 30, 2015
Ebony7:
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Hahahahahahahaha.
.......... d underlined though.
There's nothing heretic in what I said, which, for d avoidance of doubt, I've requoted.
Let me re-explain.
It's not recorded that Abraham spiritually preceded Abel. But "is it possible?" seems 2 be getting in d way here.
"Is it possible? " in this context is" does God Almighty have the Power/capability to do it?".
This is what I meant, that's why I asserted that "if He can do it for one, Jesus in ds case, He can jolly well do it for whosoever He wills", Psm 135v6, Lk1v37.
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Do you believe Jesus Christ existed before John and Abraham?

Keep fighting with jesus and your bible .
Jesus : " Only the son of man has came down from heaven " John 3:13

Ebony7 : " thats a lie , people like Abraham also pre - exists spiritually before they physically came as human "
Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 3:44pm On Oct 30, 2015
Ebony7:
!
Hahahahahahahaha.
.......... d underlined though.
There's nothing heretic in what I said, which, for d avoidance of doubt, I've requoted.
Let me re-explain.
It's not recorded that Abraham spiritually preceded Abel. But "is it possible?" seems 2 be getting in d way here.
"Is it possible? " in this context is" does God Almighty have the Power/capability to do it?".
This is what I meant, that's why I asserted that "if He can do it for one, Jesus in ds case, He can jolly well do it for whosoever He wills", Psm 135v6, Lk1v37.
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Do you believe Jesus Christ existed before John and Abraham?

@ red ,.. That alone destroy ur point !

Then You ASked : is it possible tha he pre exist ? No , coz babies re formed by sexual intercourse . They dont pre-exist in heaven. (psalm 139 vs 13 )

If humans pre e-xist it means your Jesus lied in john 3:13 , 31 that only him pre-exists cheesy
Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 11:19am On Oct 30, 2015
Ebony7:

Pheww! Now I get it! Seems u misconstrued "physical preexistence" for "spiritual preexistence"!
The "preexistence" the scripture was referring to was [bspiritual, not in the physical sense. [/b] Every T, D and H knows dt John was physically older.

Abel exist before Abraham ? Yes Or No
Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 11:15am On Oct 30, 2015
Ebony7:


Truthfully, there's no Biblical record pinpointing that. So, I can't say a "yes/no"!
Conversely, if u had asked me, "is it possible for Abraham to preexist Abel?"
I'll say yes, it's possible!

How and why?There indeed is a precedence - d Jesus~John/Abraham scenario (Jn 1v 15, Jn 8v 56-58).

Heresy ! Heresy !
This is exactly what happen when you are teaching lies - assumptions , twisting , false reasoning e. T.c

Heresies on this thread :

A) you first said : Abraham bossom is a place beneath the earth ,

after you were caught red handed:

You said : Abraham bossom mean Abraham's arm , or side .

B ) to make it fix in with the direct and logical question : how can Abel go to the bossom of a man born many years later ?

You replied twistin some verses only to confess later that both agree that jesus is older spiritully . therefore void ur usage of dat verse

Now @ bold, u cant say yes/no , but yet you will twist som verse to say yes .
Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 10:47am On Oct 30, 2015
Ebony7:



According to the Bible - Almighty God's Word, Jesus Christ (though physically younger) preexist John the Baptist - John 1v30; he also preceeded Moses- John 8v56-58.
Do you agree with this "Biblical assertions"?
If yes, why should you find it absurd that Abraham (could) preexist Abel (or perhaps any other progenitor)?



Loooooolssss , Abraham pre - exist Abel . grin

That means Abraham came down from heaven like bible Jesus . Shey ?

You are actually telling me that Jesus Lied , when he said he is the only one that has come down from heaven _ john 3:13

Jesus : " no man has ever been to heaven except the one [ Jesus] who came from heaven , the son of man "

Ebony7: Stop lying , even abraham pre - exist and come down from heaven .

grin grin grin

Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 8:54am On Oct 30, 2015
Living4christ:


Moses did not go to abraham's bosom, Hebrews 1:9, God took him, even Methuselah, he did not see death God took him, Elijah also, He did not see death God took him, God took them to heaven not abraham's bosom, The people that might have went there were the ordinary prophets and minor prophets and also people who had the fear of God.

" NO MAN has ever been to heaven" - john 3:13
Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 8:30am On Oct 30, 2015
Living4christ:


Did you read the scriptural reference i gave you?
Read it you will understand what i'm saying, The fear of God was the only thing they had then, if you have it you will enter into his kingdom, because Jesus had not yet come, it was still on the process.

stop trying to make sense out of non - sense , you re sounding silly .

You mean they make heaven without Jesus dying for their sins ? Have you forgotten that you guys said all have inherit sin and only the death of Jesus can cleanse it ?

You mean they were saved before Jesus died for them ? So Jesus death is useless since fear of God is only what is needed ?

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Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 8:23am On Oct 30, 2015
Living4christ:


Jesus was not a human he is the son of God, he took Human form to save human, Phillipian 2:5-8

Your friend said john the baptist is older than Jesus. So John definitely lied when he said Jesus is older . grin grin while trying to defend his heretic theory

So whats ur point with the stuff u wrote above ?
Religion / Re: The Hell Scam by MizJanet(f): 6:13am On Oct 30, 2015
jared007:
mama wouldn't it be wise to pretend hell is real? You ve nothing to loose in the after-life if u got there and saw dat hell is trully not real but YOU VE EVERYTHING TO LOOSE IF U DISCOVERED HELL IN THE AFTER-LIFE AND WEREN'T PREPARED! Are u born anew?


Another fanatic living in the bondage of FEAR.

Afterlife you say, What about AFTER - AFTERLIFE ? What about AFTER - AFTER - AFTERLIFE ?

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Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 6:05am On Oct 30, 2015
See how hard you have to twist the below bible verses just to defend an absurd concept .

Ebony7:

Good question!
1) Hebrew 7v9: "... Levi (Abraham's Great-grandchild) also, .... paid tithe in Abraham"
**How could ds be, since he was still in Abraham's loins?
.

The writer is not dogmatic . He said " one might even say" . To explain his point he said Levi is still in Abrahams "loins" . That render the expression FIGURATIVE . Not that Levi himself literally approach melchizedek

Is Abel in Abrahams loins ? !!!


2) John 1v30, John said, "This is he (Jesus) of whom I said, 'After me cometh a man which is preferred b4 me; for he was before me' ".
**How could ds be since John was "older" (at least in d physical sense) than Jesus?
Simple!

Here lies the answer:

** Psalm 135v6,
** Luke 1v37


According to Christians Jesus preexist his birth, so your question is both dumb
and silly

Did Abraham Preexist Abel ? shocked

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Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 5:39am On Oct 30, 2015
Ebony7:


I've already answered this in my 3rd post (@ 1.40pm October 29) above. Kindly check it.
Again, 4 emphasis, no "unborn again" shall enter the Kingdom of God!
Thanks.


you didnt answer anything , after you are caught red - handed trying to twist a mere bossom into a crazy place , you changed direction nd said abraham bossom refer to Abrahams Side .

That means all your dead go to the side of Abraham , you mean Abel died and go to the bossom side of a man named Abraham thats not yet born ? grin

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Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 5:26am On Oct 30, 2015
Ebony7:



bos·om (bo͝oz′əm, bo͞o′zəm)
n.
1.
a. The chest of a human: He held the
sleepy child to his bosom.
b. A woman's breast or breasts.
2. The part of a garment covering the
chest or breasts.
3. The security and closeness likened
to being held in a warm familial
Embrace: We welcomed the stranger
into the bosom of our family.

4. The chest considered as the source
of emotion.
adj.
Beloved; intimate: a bosom friend.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bosom
The word "bosom" as used in Luke 16:19-31 is used in the context of the (bolded) 3rd definition above.
"Abraham's Bosom" in this context is a translation d Greek word "kolpos [color=red] which conveys: "Abrahams side", "Abraham's arms", [u]"next to Abraham", [/u]Abraham's vicinity, "with Abraham".

NOW, it's Settled!

@ red _ Thats where the problem lies , how can Abel die and go to the side of a man called Abraham [size=20] who is not yet born? [/size]

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Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 10:37pm On Oct 29, 2015
Living4christ
so it pleased God to allow them enter the kingdom of heaven

Even though they are not born again , shey ? grin
So Jesus was lying when he said " UNLESS any man is born again " ?
grin grin
Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 10:25pm On Oct 29, 2015
Ebony7:


[b]Of a truth, NO ONE can see (talk less of entering) the kingdom of God except they are born again. Jn 3 v 3.
Before the death & resurrection of JC, NONE of d old testament Prophets saw/entered d kingdom of God. Once they died, they went straight down to Abrahams Bosom which was also beneath the earth but separated from hell by a large, uncrossable gulf.
They were there patiently waiting for the coming of Christ-The Messiah Lk 7 v 19-20.
They received salvation (during d 3 days) when Jesus Christ was crucified, died, descended, preached to them and ascended taking them on high with him. Matthew 27:50-53.
That was when they had d opportunity to SEE and ENTER the Kingdom of God!

So, Moses, Daniel etc made heaven WITH Jesus Christ!

All in all, Jesus Christ died for EVERYBODY'S sin(s) - mine, urs, David's, Noah's, the 'white', the 'black' etc. Just accept Him as ur Lord and Saviour! Except being born

What is Abraham BOSSOM ? - clue: Gen 16:5
Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 10:17pm On Oct 29, 2015
Ebony7:


, ALL the dead, both righteous and sinners went 'down'!
There spirits were held captive in the lower parts of the earth. The sinners went to hell while the righteous were located above them in Abraham's bosom. Separating them was a mighty Gulf such that ppl from hell COULD NOT cross over to Abrahams bosom,
Luke 16 v 19-31

***No, none of them was born again at death
[/b]

See delusion .

dont play Ludo game here , ur bible said Abraham BOssom , nw what is a bossom ? Literally "A persons chest position"

E.g john 13:23 - an apostle rest on the BossoM of Jesus . Not some crazy place beneath the soil but His chest position . Thats the meaning of bossom. Simple english

The bossom of the man , Abraham refers to the chestlike position of the man called Abraham .

Since this has been clarified , tell me - how can Abel die and go to the bossom of a man called Abraham who is not yet born ? ? ?
Religion / Re: The Hell Scam by MizJanet(f): 9:43pm On Oct 29, 2015
belabela:

Jesus suggested that hades is divided into two parts - paradise and hell hades Jesus said that both sides are seprated by a big gulf so that one could not cross to another. He suggested that in paradise there is rest and in hell hades there is torment.


The bible however suggests that hell is not the permanent home of any soul. In revelations 20 it states that " hell gave up those who are in it " and hell itself was destroyed in the lake of fire.



@ red ... False . The bible Jesus never said hades IS DIVIDED INTO TWO . Infact , you dont make any sense since you are telling us that hades is divided into paradise and hades (repetition) . Lol

- @ blue , if there is torment in hades (hell) , that means Jesus was in torment - Act 2:31

** @green , you mean hell will be burning forever in the lake of fire ? cheesy

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Religion / Re: The Hell Scam by MizJanet(f): 10:16am On Oct 29, 2015
Kudducini:
I Dont Believe They Really Saw Hell Cos If Hell Is To Be In Existence How Could They See Celebs And Bishops Admist Billions Of People They Themselves No Burn For Hell Cos I've Heard How Terrifying The Heat Of Hell Is

That shows the extent those hypocrites will go just to tell lies .

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Religion / Re: The Hell Scam by MizJanet(f): 10:14am On Oct 29, 2015
Kudducini:
I Dont Believe They Really Saw Hell Cos If Hell Is To Be In Existence How Could They See Celebs And Bishops Admist Billions Of People They Themselves No Burn For Hell Cos I've Heard How Terrifying The Heat Of Hell Is
Religion / Re: The Hell Scam by MizJanet(f): 10:11am On Oct 29, 2015
ikubch:

Check my signature background. Ignorance even among the very educated baffles me. I refuse to understand the masses.

You are on point

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Religion / The Hell Scam by MizJanet(f): 9:05am On Oct 29, 2015
has anyone ever observe this crazy stuff regarding all this visions and hallucinations of hell .... They only claim to see popular people just to make publicity e.g saw an arch - bishop in hell , saw pope in hell , saw actress this and that in hell , saw Nigerian Actor this and that , saw a popular musician in Hell .


This kind of hallucinations quickly make news stories in the media since they involve popular people .

Have you also noticed ?

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Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 10:11pm On Oct 28, 2015
Living4christ:


Heaven, even methusalah, Daniel, moses, Elijah, Elisha etc. Those days there was no christ no cross, God worked on them specially.


You forget that those men aint born agains, yet they see the kingdom of God , which clearly contradict Jesus word that "unless any man is born again " .

I like the way you people contradict yourselves .

then you just prove Jesus is not the way , Daniel nd moses made heaven without Jesus dying for their sins ? Yes Or No grin grin

Religion / Re: How To Make It To Heaven!!! by MizJanet(f): 6:42am On Oct 28, 2015


@ op , chrstianity teach that there are two destinies for everyone . Heaven or hell .

According to ur thread , nobody can go to heaven unless they re born - again .


My question is : where did Noah go when he died ? . Heaven Or Hell

Was he born - again ?

Religion / Re: "God Cannot Be Tempted. Jesus Was Tempted. Therefore, Jesus Cannot Be God". How? by MizJanet(f): 9:27pm On Oct 24, 2015
Richirich713:


Ah when sum1 realizes they been proven wrong. grin

They get desperate and start saying the bible contradicts itself base on their interpretation.

U no u been proven wrong and clearly can't take it grin


Bible : " the wicked will be no more"

Richirich713 : " no ! They will still exist"

just enjoy ur delusion .
Religion / Re: "God Cannot Be Tempted. Jesus Was Tempted. Therefore, Jesus Cannot Be God". How? by MizJanet(f): 7:41pm On Oct 24, 2015
Richirich713:


Erm u one contradicting scriptures grin , u believe deaths means to cease to exist but in Revelation the 2nd death clearly does not say that , cuz we no those who experience the 2nd death will suffer for all eternity meaning they still exist.

U CAN'T SUFFER AND NOT EXIST, SO DEATH DOES NOT MEAN TO CEASE TO EXIST.

U MUST EXIST IN ORDER TO SUFFER.


Lol , you are confessing that your bible contradict itself .

Bible : the wicked will be no more . Meaning of no more " no longer exist" .

Here is another


" the dead dont know anything... For there is no work nor knowledge [b]in the GRAVE , where you re going "
EccL 9:5,10 !

Youuuu are going to the grave . grin

Religion / Re: "God Cannot Be Tempted. Jesus Was Tempted. Therefore, Jesus Cannot Be God". How? by MizJanet(f): 7:33pm On Oct 24, 2015
Richirich713:
Notice the bible says second death.

If death meant non-existence then that wud mean that this 2nd death wud cuz evil people to no longer exist BUT(a big fat but) we no evildoers will suffer forever in the lake of fire which is the 2nd death.


How can evil people suffer after death if they no longer exist?


Clearly u been proven wrong, lol u were so desperate u tried to use psalm 37 "the wicked will be no more" with a little extra spice in ur interpretation to support ur argument grin


Nobody suffer after death , they die and become a corpse ... Dead people are in their graves .

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