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Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 9:54pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Image123: Dont worry, You will go to heaven tonight . |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 9:51pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
trapQ: Stop derailing the thread pls . Its clear you didnt read the post . The Op didnt go to the church . |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 8:54pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
PastorOluT: "The cross " ? , but we aint talking about cross here . The cluelesness of religiotards is getting stronger . |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 10:47pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Image123: Lollls, why wont you wait aftrall you know they are fantasies . You know the opposite of living is NON-LIVING . Dont bring business here , suicide bombers are paid and they must render the service . No biggie . |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 10:11pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
PastorOluT: of cos , use your brain ; why would a god waste time to create the earth if his sole aim is to take them to heaven ?
which purpose exactly ? Lots of babies and teens die everyday , is that his purpose for them ? Oh ! Gosh . So you are actually telling me that ur god has programmed your life and purpose like a robot , to the extent that he is waiting for them to be fulfilled ? |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 6:25pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Image123: Imagiiine that ! Staying on earth a couple of EXTRA YEARS , so thats much more important than to be with Jesus ?
Bull.shit ! Will you go to New York now if you had the opportunity provided You got a relative thats gonna care for you in New York ? - If yes , why didnt she embrace her oportunity to die instantly since jesus will care for you ? - If no, that means you didnt trust your relative in new york , she didnt trust jesus ? I see OR you are not interested in going to NY , which means you aint interested in going to heaven ? That then means you dont belive what you preach .
This man, none of those who died at Hajj prepare for such , they didnt go to Mecca for the aim of dying . A suicide bomber is not motivated by the desire to die , what motivates him or her is the Money ! The money is the TOP priority . Not a matter of been happy to die . Infact , lets assume that a suicide embrace that opportuniy to die , WHY DO U GUYS SHOUT " BLOOD OF JESUS!!" when you meet the opportunities to die in a road accident . Lol , they will even start praying Not to die . " ooooooo jesus pls save us , we dont want to die , your sons must not die , " . Hypocrites . |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 10:20am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Image123: haha ! So making impact and impact on earth is much more worthy than you been in heaven ? Uh ! Thats a sign you dont belive what you preach ,have you seen someone who truly desires to be in New York and had the opportunity to achieve his aim but prefers to stay in Nigeria ? !!!!!
are you nut ? Is suicide bombing not a business ? Thats a money contract , you die becos of the money
too bad ! Are you telling me that those who died at Hajj travelled to Mecca for the aim of dying ? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:45pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
basille: Chai ! Game freak |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:37pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Image123: Gosh ! Am speaking with a programm'ed ro.bot |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:35pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
donTbone: Simply because you dont belive in what you preach ; they are fictions ; if you surely belive , you would have prayed to die that night and be in heaven INSTEAD of waking up to earth. You are scared , death might be as the reality calls it . END of life , the opposite of living is NON - LIVING . Thats why your lady that gives testimony was happy she didnt die yet she want to be in heaven . 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:30pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Image123: lol @ red , a man desire to be in New York City , do you think he would waste time to get his visa at any slight opportunity ? , you guys desire to be with Jesus in heaven but you always run away from opportunities like sickness , accidents e.t.c thats funny , since those oppotunities that will enable you to get you visa to heaven . Death ! 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:23pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
donTbone: Why should she thank God for taking away her opportunity to die and go to her desired heaven ,? 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:21pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
basille: You should ask yourself that question , but unfortunately you will say NO , its clear you people dont belive what you preach mouth service 3 Likes |
Religion / An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 11:20am On Sep 28, 2015 |
I really have no idea why this churches decide to make noise at night just to disturb the sleep of their neighbours , anyway their noise reveal their hypocrisy . Ask me how ? A lady came out to give her testimony , she narrated how she would have died from an accident , a petrol tanker falls and That would have led to mass death if a tiny blaze of fire was near . She said they all ran away from their cars but thankfully the situation was controlled . She said they were all afraid . But she is happy they did not die NOW , I wont have any problem with this experience if this lady doesnt bliv she will go to heaven , that means she is only protecting the only one live she had . But from the tone of her voice and songs she used while delivering her experience , you will know she is an HEAVEN beliver . Funny , Then the question is: why is she happy that she didnt die and go to heaven ? why thank God for taking away your golden opportunity to be in heaven ? 6 Likes |
Religion / Re: If Heaven Is Real Why Are Christians Afraid To Die?? by MizJanet(f): 10:52am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Very funny |
Religion / Re: The Delusion Of The Fictional Hellfire by MizJanet(f): 7:11pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Religion / Re: Was Jesus Refering To An Immortal Soul In Mattew 10:28? by MizJanet(f): 3:13pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
paulGrundy: You mean my brain is my soul ? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: If The Mortal Body Will Die And Decompose, What Will Then Burn In Hell? by MizJanet(f): 4:49pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
paulGrundy: Silly churchman , we all see how you keep biting your fingers and struggling hard to cover your shame . I cant stop laughing when you said the statement ofthe bible jesus if taking literal is inaccurate . Really ? Am happy this is coming from a so - called christian . A male introduce sper.m into the female and a zygote is formed , it kept on growin until it is finally given birth to as a little baby, the little baby bcome old and died , then buried . My question is:when exactly did the idle soul man enter d baby? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: If The Mortal Body Will Die And Decompose, What Will Then Burn In Hell? by MizJanet(f): 4:46pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
Tobiee: They turn manure like every other living things . Dont mind this brainw.ashed religio.tards 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Ladies Please View This Statement And Comment If True With Reasons by MizJanet(f): 4:28pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
zeusdgrt: Lol , Nice . |
Religion / Re: Why Do Animals Die ? by MizJanet(f): 12:57pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
starlingslimnet: So animals that have decayed wont be resurected ? @ captivator , come o your friend has remove animals sharply 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 12:08pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
... See their slow responses |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 12:06pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
Jeromejnr:Mr , I didnt ask you for poem I said show me the allegory among those verse I gave you ? |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 11:46am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Jeromejnr:Calm down your nerves * show me the allegory among those verses I gave you ? |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 11:43am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Image123: the bold got me laughing . Oh ! I dont think ... Lols , yet your bible use the exact same hebrew and greek word for soul to describe both fish and man .
Soldiers take human life for a purpose ! But taking it without reason is a crime . Taking a fish life is also for a purpose ! But taking it without any reason or killing them for fun is a crime . Same format . So answer my question , fish are soul . Where wuld their soul go when they die ? |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 11:23am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Image123: Buhahahaha , So why did u divert from the question ? fish are souls , so where would their soul go when they die ? |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 10:21am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Image123: Lol , u disagree with your bible that fish are souls ! Rev 16:3 I see ... |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 10:19am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Jeromejnr: Keep fooling yourself Bible said fish and other animals in the sea are living SOUL , tell us where their soul go when they die ? Or their soul die like that of man ? Ezekiel 18:4
Man also ReTurN to DUST says Genesis 3:19
" man and animals have same spirit" Eccl 3:19 |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 8:35am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Jeromejnr: African Rapper , enough of this rap Bible said Fish are living SOUL , does that mean they go afterlife ? where do their soul go when they die ? |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 7:12am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Jeromejnr: you are so unintelliigent , oh ! No so worst , am asking him a question based on the fact that your bible said fish are SOULS but you resort to abuse, typical religiotard , u mean the bible is blin.d for saying fish are living Souls ? If you agree with the bible , tell us where fish soul go when they die ? |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 6:59am On Sep 17, 2015 |
Image123: Those are things your ignora.mus pastors wont tell you . The bible said , Man is a living soul and fish are also living SOULS Brainwashe.d , are you saying fish are not souls ? |
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 8:56pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
Image123: See how you are strugling to twist and turn The most hilarious is the bold , if death is separation , so when my fish experience death it means its soul is separated from body ? Where will the fish soul go ? |
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