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Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 9:54pm On Oct 01, 2015
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You have no idea, heaven is real and i want to go there.
What business are you on about? The fact is clear for you to reason instead of hiding behind that finger of yours.


Dont worry, You will go to heaven tonight .
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 9:51pm On Oct 01, 2015
trapQ:


What business of yours is that? You don't believe in JESUS, fine and GOD but making a mockery of his followers is overly silly when infact you are the one heading in the wrong direction- the one of eternal damnation.

You have no business in church so why go there? Besides there was nothing hilarious about that testimony. The strongest most powerful instinct is that of survival.

Xtianity is not by force. We don't go about bombing or forcing our religion on people. We evangelize and you're free to turn a deaf ear.

Stop derailing the thread pls . Its clear you didnt read the post . The Op didnt go to the church .
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 8:54pm On Oct 01, 2015
PastorOluT:


Obviously the msg of the cross is indeed foolishness to them that are perishing!


"The cross " ? , but we aint talking about cross here . The cluelesness of religiotards is getting stronger .
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 10:47pm On Sep 29, 2015
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No, not more important. Every child of God is already with Jesus in a sense BTW. Patience is a virtue given us by God, waiting some tiny 100years to go home and stay for over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000years is a luxury we can afford. Stare at the big picture until it sinks.

Lollls, why wont you wait aftrall you know they are fantasies . You know the opposite of living is NON-LIVING .



My point exactly. Being prepared to die, ready to die or wanting to die is not a proof of anything in the context of our discussions. SOME people are prepared, willing and resigned to die. i gave example of SOME Hajj stampede victims and suicide bombers. Some of them are willing and resigned and ready. With the hope that they are going to some place ( false or real )
Dont bring business here , suicide bombers are paid and they must render the service . No biggie .
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 10:11pm On Sep 29, 2015
PastorOluT:


Smile, u dont even understand what u say. Ok going by ur rationale, then they shouldnt have been born on earth at all but in Heaven?


of cos , use your brain ; why would a god waste time to create the earth if his sole aim is to take them to heaven ?


NB The fact that we are born/placed on earth means that there is a purpose for that, Heaven also have its purpose. So all things will continue till its fulfilment, its not just about going to heaven or remaining here on earth. And pat attention to what Image123 said @op!

which purpose exactly ? Lots of babies and teens die everyday , is that his purpose for them ? Oh ! Gosh .


So you are actually telling me that ur god has programmed your life and purpose like a robot , to the extent that he is waiting for them to be fulfilled ?
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 6:25pm On Sep 29, 2015
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Heaven is for eternity, countless millions of years. Staying on earth a couple extra years is no biggie for those who understand.


Imagiiine that ! Staying on earth a couple of EXTRA YEARS grin , so thats much more important than to be with Jesus ?



Why rush to NY today and be unable to make any extra cash when you get to New York, when you can work and make extra today and still leave tomorrow. It's supposed to be commonsense!!




Bull.shit ! Will you go to New York now if you had the opportunity provided You got a relative thats gonna care for you in New York ?

- If yes , why didnt she embrace her oportunity to die instantly since jesus will care for you ?


- If no, that means you didnt trust your relative in new york , she didnt trust jesus ? I see OR you are not interested in going to NY , which means you aint interested in going to heaven ? That then means you dont belive what you preach .




My reference to Hajj and suicide bombers is with the angle on some of them's readiness, happiness and preparedness to die. Does their happiness, resignation and readiness make you feel better? Why then and how do some Christians unreadiness disturb you?


This man, none of those who died at Hajj prepare for such , they didnt go to Mecca for the aim of dying .

A suicide bomber is not motivated by the desire to die , what motivates him or her is the Money ! The money is the TOP priority . Not a matter of been happy to die .

Infact , lets assume that a suicide embrace that opportuniy to die , WHY DO U GUYS SHOUT " BLOOD OF JESUS!!" when you meet the opportunities to die in a road accident . Lol , they will even start praying Not to die . " ooooooo jesus pls save us , we dont want to die , your sons must not die , " . grin Hypocrites .
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 10:20am On Sep 29, 2015
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i don't want to believe I'm speaking to one incapable of reading, comprehension and intelligent discussion.
You impart and impact here on earth, not in heaven. The opportunity is just a lifetime.

haha ! So making impact and impact on earth is much more worthy than you been in heaven ? Uh ! Thats a sign you dont belive what you preach ,have you seen someone who truly desires to be in New York and had the opportunity to achieve his aim but prefers to stay in Nigeria ? !!!!!


Some people are happy to die too, like suicide bombers

are you nut ?

Is suicide bombing not a business ? Thats a money contract , you die becos of the money



and some at Hajj.

too bad ! Are you telling me that those who died at Hajj travelled to Mecca for the aim of dying ?

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Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:45pm On Sep 28, 2015
basille:
Lol. Don't be quick to jump into conclusions.
I don't want to go heaven unless they have Playstation 4, an 8k UHD 60" television, and most importantly free wifi there. cheesy



Chai ! Game freak cheesy
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:37pm On Sep 28, 2015
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You impart and impact here on earth, not in heaven. The opportunity is just a lifetime. Some people are happy to die too, like suicide bombers and some at Hajj. I'm sure that doesn't convince you either. Give your life to Jesus and enjoy eternal life.


Gosh ! Am speaking with a programm'ed ro.bot
Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:35pm On Sep 28, 2015
donTbone:


Why did we have to give thanks for waking up to see a new day


Simply because you dont belive in what you preach ; they are fictions ; if you surely belive , you would have prayed to die that night and be in heaven INSTEAD of waking up to earth.

You are scared , death might be as the reality calls it . END of life , the opposite of living is NON - LIVING . Thats why your lady that gives testimony was happy she didnt die yet she want to be in heaven .

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Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:30pm On Sep 28, 2015
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You impart and impact here on earth, not in heaven. The opportunity is just a lifetime. Some people are happy to die too, like suicide bombers and some at Hajj. I'm sure that doesn't convince you either. Give your life to Jesus and enjoy eternal life.


lol @ red , a man desire to be in New York City , do you think he would waste time to get his visa at any slight opportunity ? , you guys desire to be with Jesus in heaven but you always run away from opportunities like sickness , accidents e.t.c thats funny , since those oppotunities that will enable you to get you visa to heaven . Death !

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Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:23pm On Sep 28, 2015
donTbone:
shocked shocked shocked still don't get the question

Why should she thank God for taking away her opportunity to die and go to her desired heaven ,?

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Religion / Re: An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 2:21pm On Sep 28, 2015
basille:
Op i find your question more hilarious than the woman's testimony. grin grin grin
Would you agree to die now and go to heaven?



You should ask yourself that question , but unfortunately you will say NO , its clear you people dont belive what you preach grin mouth service

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Religion / An Hilarious Testimony In The Church by MizJanet(f): 11:20am On Sep 28, 2015
I really have no idea why this churches decide to make noise at night just to disturb the sleep of their neighbours , anyway their noise reveal their hypocrisy . Ask me how ?

A lady came out to give her testimony , she narrated how she would have died from an accident , a petrol tanker falls and That would have led to mass death if a tiny blaze of fire was near . She said they all ran away from their cars but thankfully the situation was controlled . She said they were all afraid . But she is happy they did not die


NOW , I wont have any problem with this experience if this lady doesnt bliv she will go to heaven , that means she is only protecting the only one live she had .

But from the tone of her voice and songs she used while delivering her experience , you will know she is an HEAVEN beliver . Funny , Then the question is: why is she happy that she didnt die and go to heaven ? why thank God for taking away your golden opportunity to be in heaven ?

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Religion / Re: If Heaven Is Real Why Are Christians Afraid To Die?? by MizJanet(f): 10:52am On Sep 28, 2015
Very funny
Religion / Re: The Delusion Of The Fictional Hellfire by MizJanet(f): 7:11pm On Sep 26, 2015
OgundeleT:
Some will even be crying whenever they are watching the movie. Hell my foot


Lol .
Religion / Re: Was Jesus Refering To An Immortal Soul In Mattew 10:28? by MizJanet(f): 3:13pm On Sep 25, 2015
paulGrundy:


what i think you dont get is that the soul and body mean the same thing. check out their greek meaning and usage.
The outer circle of our soul refers to our body. Our body is our outer part containing our five senses with which we contact all the things of the physical, material realm.

The middle circle is our sou. Proper. Containing our mind, emotion and will with which we contact all the things of the psychological realm.

You mean my brain is my soul ?

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Religion / Re: If The Mortal Body Will Die And Decompose, What Will Then Burn In Hell? by MizJanet(f): 4:49pm On Sep 23, 2015
paulGrundy:
So far a quick comparison with some of the stuff dolphinheart, jessika and jozy has been spewing is even in jwfacts.com- under watchtowers contradictory interpretations of Daniel and Revelation prophecy. Its very ironic when they label me confused when they are indeed the confused ones. grin grin grin

I will make sure I devote my next set of threads to expose the ridiculous, back and forth stances on this subject.



Silly churchman , we all see how you keep biting your fingers and struggling hard to cover your shame .

I cant stop laughing when you said the statement ofthe bible jesus if taking literal is inaccurate . Really ? Am happy this is coming from a so - called christian .

A male introduce sper.m into the female and a zygote is formed , it kept on growin until it is finally given birth to as a little baby, the little baby bcome old and died , then buried . My question is:when exactly did the idle soul man enter d baby?

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Religion / Re: If The Mortal Body Will Die And Decompose, What Will Then Burn In Hell? by MizJanet(f): 4:46pm On Sep 23, 2015
Tobiee:
No one's going to hell, when we die, we die!

They turn manure like every other living things . Dont mind this brainw.ashed religio.tards

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Romance / Re: Ladies Please View This Statement And Comment If True With Reasons by MizJanet(f): 4:28pm On Sep 23, 2015
zeusdgrt:
A lady friend of mine got this statement from someone and showed us to ask how authentic it is...girls over to you.

"When a man is crazy about you,pray he doesn't get well,coz when he starts getting well it means another woman is giving him medication"
LWKMD

Lol , Nice .
Religion / Re: Why Do Animals Die ? by MizJanet(f): 12:57pm On Sep 19, 2015
starlingslimnet:
The Sons of God will be ressurected and the whole creation restored to their Glory.


So animals that have decayed wont be resurected ?

@ captivator , come o your friend has remove animals sharply

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Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 12:08pm On Sep 17, 2015
... See their slow responses
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 12:06pm On Sep 17, 2015
Jeromejnr:


Young earthling!

Of what benefit or purpose do you drag me into your nugatory debates.

Repent and be made whole again! For your salvation lies before you.

"because they did not receive the love of the truth so as to be saved. For this reason God will send upon them a deluding influence so that they will believe what is false, in order that they all may be judged who did not believe the truth, but took pleasure in wickedness."
Mr , I didnt ask you for poem
I said show me the allegory among those verse I gave you ?
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 11:46am On Sep 17, 2015
Jeromejnr:


Fool youselft you say!

It will be of great benefit for you to enlighten yourself with the original texts. For thus, the scriptures could be understood in light of the matter.

Acquaint yourself also with the contrasts between an allegory and statement of fact.

For then would your eyes be opened. And wisdom shall be your choice possession.
Calm down your nerves *
show me the allegory among those verses I gave you ?
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 11:43am On Sep 17, 2015
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Again, i don't think fish have souls in the sense that humans have. Human life is higher than fish life, and so is death,

the bold got me laughing .
Oh ! I dont think ... Lols , yet your bible use the exact same hebrew and greek word for soul to describe both fish and man . cheesy cheesy


except of course you insinuate that taking fish life and taking human life makes no difference.

Soldiers take human life for a purpose ! But taking it without reason is a crime .

Taking a fish life is also for a purpose ! But taking it without any reason or killing them for fun is a crime .

Same format .

So answer my question , fish are soul . Where wuld their soul go when they die ?
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 11:23am On Sep 17, 2015
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For the record, i didn't disagree with the Bible. Learn to read properly instead of jumping to conclusions.

Buhahahaha , So why did u divert from the question ?
fish are souls , so where would their soul go when they die ?
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 10:21am On Sep 17, 2015
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You need help but it seems you don't want help. Ciao.

Lol , u disagree with your bible that fish are souls ! Rev 16:3
I see ... grin
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 10:19am On Sep 17, 2015
Jeromejnr:


grin

The spirit makes the soul eternal. Without the spirit the soul expires.

For what is the soul, if not the mind, will and emotions.



Keep fooling yourself

Bible said fish and other animals in the sea are living SOUL , tell us where their soul go when they die ? Or their soul die like that of man ? Ezekiel 18:4 grin



Those sea creatures go nowhere when they die, but become as the dust before the wind.


Man also ReTurN to DUST says Genesis 3:19 grin



The spirit is eternal, what you humans have. Without it, you are as vain as the fish of which you do speak.

" man and animals have same spirit" Eccl 3:19

Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 8:35am On Sep 17, 2015
Jeromejnr:


What does it matter? earthling.

What profit shall I get, seeing I shall but speak to a cold, stony heart. For indeed the great book said "The meek does He guide into all truth".

For ears they do have, but do not hear and eyes they do have, but do not see.

*Oh! Great and Holy One, that the eyes and ears of her understanding be enlightened"

As a great one once said "The best of the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched-they must be felt with the heart."

African Rapper , enough of this rap


Bible said Fish are living SOUL , does that mean they go afterlife ? where do their soul go when they die ?
Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 7:12am On Sep 17, 2015
Jeromejnr:


She is blind to the truth.

Oh! That she may become a fool so as to become wise. But rather she has chosen the reverse.

It's pointless debating with the blind. For what shall it profit. Only the great Lord and King has the power. Rather be focused on what God requires of you at the moment. For therein lies your strength.

you are so unintelliigent , oh ! No so worst , am asking him a question based on the fact that your bible said fish are SOULS but you resort to abuse, typical religiotard , u mean the bible is blin.d for saying fish are living Souls ? If you agree with the bible , tell us where fish soul go when they die ?

Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 6:59am On Sep 17, 2015
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You better get serious instead of boring trials at comedy. i don't think fish have souls in the sense that humans have. Human life is higher than fish life, and so is death, except of course you insinuate. that taking fish life and taking human life makes no difference.

Those are things your ignora.mus pastors wont tell you .

The bible said , Man is a living soul and fish are also living SOULS

Brainwashe.d , are you saying fish are not souls ?

Religion / Re: Where Do The Soul Of Children And Mad People Go? by MizJanet(f): 8:56pm On Sep 16, 2015
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i don't take most atheists serious, because most atheists are not serious of course. But following your questions, they seem to be good questions, so you have a partial audience.




Genesis 3 refers not just to physical death but to spiritual death. It said Adam was to die that very day, and he did.




You have a faulty premise on your definition/understanding of "death" which i will come to later.
Isa 26:14 They are dead, they shall not live; they are deceased, they shall not rise: therefore hast thou visited and destroyed them, and made all their memory to perish.

Note that the word 'FOREVER' is missing in that verse. Even though in a stat of limbo as it were, the dead will not be 'dead' forever.



You err like your colleagues the pharisees, not knowing the scriptures or the power of God. God is omnipresent. A scripture(s) also says/alludes that God lives in us. Do you also say everyone either wicked or bad return to God in US?
Psa 139:8 If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there.


You my friend are the only confused one here. Everyone knows that the bulk of the events in Revelations is future, you don't even need Holy Spirit to know/perceive that, just good comprehension.



You missed that brother's point by refusing to think on what he said. Go and read it again till you understand what he meant. He's saying dead people don't have the opportunities to change their decisions that can determine their destinies.



The phrase "second death" is found in the Bible. Anyway, death simply and plainly means SEPARATION. i wish that could sink in because it is foundational to your understanding of the issues at hand. So, the context of the death determines the separation of what and from what. For instance, separation of man from God is a kind of death. Separation of body from soul is a kind of death , which is the popular one. Separation of a christian from the world is a kind of death. Again, death is separation, watch your context.

See how you are strugling to twist and turn cheesy

The most hilarious is the bold , if death is separation , so when my fish experience death it means its soul is separated from body ? grin Where will the fish soul go ?

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