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Flashh:
[color=#000033]Miztyna.[/color]

Why am I tagged tho? You want to propose to me?

Mightypee come I'll marry you

Flashh:
[color=#000033]She reminds me of a lady I once came across on here. (Miztyna). [/color]

*side eye*

SIRcumalot:
not so good,
I couldn't finish.


saw neighbours 2.
just as good as the first,even with the thinly veiled feminist message I couldn't stop laughing.

9/10.

Can you please help with a website to download from? Wasted over 700mb on a download that required a password

buygala:
'Engagement' means nothing these days ... it is majorly used as a ploy by dudes to keep sampling the Puna exclusively


For a woman at 55, I don't even know if it's proper or even 'moral' to congratulate her on her engagement,while some of her mates are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversaries ... Announcement of her wedding Owambe will be more congratulations - worthy ..... So in the meantime...


FVCKGRATULATIONS to them

Modified...

And for all those quoting me and telling me to read the story again,I read it and comprehended it better than you all ... whether she has previously had 9 late husbands is irrelevant.... Engagement is mostly a scam for ladies at any age, much less at a possibly post-menopausal 55 years .... if they wanna get married, they should do so straight-up and quit all these 'Engagement' melodrama

To each his own. If you think it's a scam,cool. Not everyone does. Doesn't mean those who believe in it should be put down or follow your rules. And why is her age an issue? If it were to be a man would you feel same? Anybody can get married at any age once you're an adult. If it's 70years,fine. Dem no dey catch latecomer for marriage

VampireeM:
Breast wey gals suck that year in secondary school

I can see she still has nice titts and beautiful too.

Those crazy years in boarding school in O'town.

HML babe. God's blessings

Why did you bother with the HML? It's quite obvious you don't wish this person well. Now we know that boys sucked her boobs in secondary school,also that you might know her. You sound quite jealous and bitter. Go find peace. You need it a whole lot

emekakelvin:
..... I have only heard of blind bartimus

Bartholomew is the full version,lol!

aboyaji:
Wow

This is now going to play out just fine like a nollywood movie. The abandoned child will grow and become more successful than this legitimate one.


May the kids find favour in God's eyes.

We like to think we know or should know everything about all these celebrities while in actual fact,it is only what they want us to know you'll know. While many men have fled their responsibilities with no cause,you can't just start judging like that. How are you so sure Wizkid hasn't confirmed the kid isn't his either by DNA or just that he never slept with her that period at all? Saying one child will be successful than other is so wrong. Just pray for the one you want to pray for without using the other as yardstick

Lol! This is a new one. 'Christian sister'. There is God oh

Lol! I didn't even notice the ridges until this post

bleckzy:
omsede fine sha, buh isn't she too young to b a member of the house of reps?

As long as she's smart and intelligent. Nigerian lawmakers have shown plenty times age doesn't equal intelligence. I prefer someone in my generation or close making laws than some doddering old fools who fight half the time,sleep the other half and don't even know what google is and the challenges we're currently facing

To think I recently bought Dora the explorer and Power rangers for my daughter,Oghene biko oh! I must watch them tomorrow

That will explain the incessant scarcity despite tankers being loaded every time. They'll probably make shitload of money hence the diverting. Nigerians wounding Nigerians since 1960

Atmmachine:
You know why i love Nairaland guys ?? They're very hard working.

As for the female nairalanders, all they do is sit their lazy ass at home and expect the guys to spend on them as if to say them dey work for us, so therefore we go dey pay them salary or create a thread on how to notice a stingy boyfriend.

I wanted to employ 10 female nairalanders last year, i ended up employing girls from my city, i learned a secret about Nairaland girls, they're not serious in life

Pls I'm not lazy oh! Come and employ me biko

Rexhenrex:
am sorry but it seems you replaced your brain with beef shawamar..

Nairalanders! Una can diss! Chei

TheBatman:
...i'm sincerely looking for a nice thing to say

oh my goodness @OP i'm so sorry that guys dont let you pay for things...i cant imagine the pain you go through, when numerous guys call you and complement you..they cant even let you rest without checking up on you, can you imagine....i pray all these things stop, so that you can have peace of mind.

Lol! You totally killed me. I must not be pretty cause I rarely get calls. Or DMs. Or being bombarded on FB. Who I offend na?

Lol! This is funny in a perverse way

Why would you want to deal with her? What happened to moving on? It's never that serious abeg. Move the heck on

Man's inhumanity to man

LMFAO! Pastor fa!

That bed will pack up just days in an average Nigerian home

People,especially Nigerians really need to learn how to mind their own business. Like what the actual mess?!

hopeforcharles:
Sure say no be that White Rangerovers way one guy talk say him see say they Park am around him house, they suppose give that guy credits and compensation.

Lol! I was just about to say that. Too coincidental that 2 stolen white range rovers were seen same day

Make that bridge no just collapse

Does that mean they won't sell fake items again? I think not. All this na patch patch moves.

The last time I bought anything from SLOT was 2010. They sold me a fake curve 2. And it was even above market price but I just felt it was gonna be worth it since they sell original. Na lie! I will never buy anything from SLOT ever again

Why will a grown ass woman be babbling like this? I don't get. This was eons ago! FFK and Bianca has moved on,why hasn't she? Na wa oh

*mouth open*

boostdom:
You this piece of pathetic filth, you think because this is the internet that you can put up acts like you the sh¡t when you aint even farted yet. You can only lie to the mirror. Talking about civility when your life is a good example of what the female-child should keep from. You need to have the jizz beaten out of your mouth.

And no, your baby daddy and your "uncles" can't afford a maybach. You this filthy Akoka rat.

Wow! You sound pained. And you obviously think you know me. I'll leave you to your detective moves but I hope you find peace from whatever ails you! I'm done arguing with someone I can't bitchslap from my phone. Cheers!

boostdom:
I hope your baby-daddy drives a Maybach or something equivalent to the cost of a Maybach.

SMH. The internet these days turn dweebs into Don Juans.

Hey bigger dweeb! people that say only intelligent people understand sarcasm are not wrong. You just demonstrated your idiocy and lack of comprehension skills here. And pls,kindly refrain from talking to me this way ever again,or mentioning me or anybody else i know. Take your stupi.dity far from here before i forget all i was taught about civility

oh! And my "baby daddy" can conveniently buy a maybach.

Take it as a compliment and move on. Stranger things has happened