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ddddon:
hope sha this one no go explode for person hand. Samsung and the bombs they are manufacturing.

Lol! Wicked!

I am not understanding. Does the fact that she has porn make her an addict? You have sex, are you a sex addict? What's the big deal in watching porn or having on my phone.

Yes I watch porn

nwaanambra1:
thank you guys for totally messing up my evening.

this is so painful and heart wrenching!

just one question that i cant seems to answer: IS THERE A SOLUTION?

And mine too. Quite heartbreaking. Soon, this same people will start complaining about the exchange rate. How can we import jollof rice when we are the jollof rice? Quite stupid

Weedcrusher:
In all honesty, I blame Tim Berners-Lee, Vint Cerf, Robert Kahn and everyone else that contributed to the creation of internet and world wide web. I blame mark Zuckerberg for Facebook, I blame the creators of twitter, I blame Kevin Systrom for Instagram and Gary Klassen for bbm. I blame them for not specifying the minimum IQ to have before using the programs they created and for all the level of garbage one's brain has to deal with everyday. People just slap you with monumental balderdash everywhere you go on the internet. Can you imagine the rubbish this dude dump on the internet to occupy people's brains with? A marital affair that supposed to be a private thing as become something to share with the whole world. Absolutely ridiculous!

Lol! Very ridiculous. And it seems the guy's dictionary is limited to 'oops'. What a simpleton

Hello everyone, Tobi's passport was delayed but the dad collected it today. Hospital will be sending the Invite tomorrow for them to take to the Indian embassy. Given the delay of the whole money issue, he required further evaluation which was carried out in Abuja. There was a time other countries were considered but we had to settle for India because the situation is quite urgent. I hope to have further updates by Monday evening.

Cc muya2347 did I leave anything out?

Hello! i have some items in Arizona i urgently need in Ngeria,how much will it cost me to bring down here? package not more than 5kg. I'll also not want to pay custom charges on them,do i get straight to my door shipping?

Atiku2019:
Atiku 2019 Sailing.....................................

You wish

Some people will just open mouth and spit nonsense. She is a northern female and can't talk about the child marriages going on in her region,or the way boko haram has successfully decimated a quarter of her tribe. Na Igbo people dey disgust am,not child marriages. Stupid child

DaddySLY:
mumu girl... dad or not... i wouldnt want to wake up to her face every morning

LIES!!!

Muya2347:
MizTyna, you rock ....

Right back at you and all nairalanders. Dominique, thank you. Funjosh Aminat508 ayolight Donald3d winetapper explorers wristbangle etc. I'm so happy to know we have people like you. Thanks

The best way to guarrantee you won't enjoy a party? go with your parents,lol!

Fabdedon:
https://www.nairaland.com/3464605/funny-pictures-relate-when-going#51029302

Cc. Madam Dominique.

please explain to Se.un to all login with password not only Email.

#Iam_Winetapper

hi,what is this about pls

Muya2347:
Hi everyone, we appreciate your efforts so far. We need someone to come verify this case for nairalanders. So if you're in Lagos,please send me a PM and we'll talk about how we can see. On the other hand, Tobi and his mum will be at LUTH tomorrow for his routine check up, if you're around that axis please send a message to me too so you can come, see Tobi and hopefully talk to his doctors. This is quite urgent. Thank you everyone

cc
Funjosh
Aminat508

Hello guys! Lagosians please help. Funjosh who do you know stays in Lagos that can help with this please

TeHN:
Dear MizTyna,

Thanks for your mention but TeHN has stopped accepting medical cases as we have no expertise needed to navigate cases with varying degree of complexity.

However, we will be willing to make a one-off donation IF:

We are satisfied with the verification done by any independent nler

TeHN execs assess and vote YES to provide the one-off financial support


Kind Regards


TeHN

Thanks for the response. A one-off donation is fine too if we can have that. Verifications are very welcome. The boy is at Ayobo, Lagos. He'll also be at LUTH tomorrow for his check up. The father will be sending you a message with contact details soon. Thanks again

Kimoni:
What exactly is the insult for? Cuz she called you for help and what's the crime in that?

You owe her an apology!

Aminat508 ajoskele kimoni funjosh

Sorry guys,seems there's been a miscommunication somewhere. Ajoskele,we're just mentioning people trying to get their attention here as we're not being moved to frontpage. No offence intended. Hugs aminat508,let's sheathe our sword and remember we're all here for a 6months old boy who needs us at our best. Ema binu everybody,lol!

Funjosh:
So you be EYE WITNESS

Lol! Abeg no be this kind

Funjosh:
So you be EYE WITNESS

Lol! Abeg no be this kind

Muya2347:
Evening all
Updates on Acct
We have £948 on gofundme
We made N66,900 today making a total of N1.5M
2.5M to go. God bless you all

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funjosh
ayolight
aminat508
winetapper
wristbangle
donald3d

Hello everyone,we've been trying to get the attention of TeHN members until i ran into this this evening. Please,Tobi urgently needs help. The doctors gave the parents 2months to get the surgery done,it elapsed in October,this is November and we still need 2.5million naira. Anything TeHN can help us with,anyhow you can help us. Tobiloba is suffering from a heart defect called truncus arteriosus,it's type ii. we hope to hear from someone,thank you all

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r231
OAM4J
tgirl
mynd44
jarus
chaircover
jaybee
biolabee
https://www.nairaland.com/3441086/please-save-baby-tobi

r231:
Good job guys!

Thank you sir

we appreciate the gesture FastShipping and we are very much grateful

Tobi after church #SaveBabyTobi

skimmy39:
it is called sleep paralysis
it has been happening since the AD S

Exactly oh! It happens to me a lot when I'm tired or about to have malaria

Soberdrunk, you sir are wicked! Hehehe. Amoxil won't be bad too

femcruz:
Make that Minus 20,000

171,400 to go!!!!

Thank you sir. For the money he meant what we got yesterday. We still need at least 2.5million naira

Ronaldinnioh:
"Africa is currently experiencing another form of slavery through Pentecostalism.

We are now mentally lazy and our ability to reason scientifically has been incapacitated.

The write up below gives a vivid reality of the way we think. The Nigerian Pastor won't talk about Usain Bolt or Serena Williams.

The Nigerian pastor wont talk about Steve Jobs or the young people in Silicon Valley reshaping our world.

They won't talk about young American scientists spending endless hours in search of a cure to a disease that's predominantly in the Tropical African Region.

The Nigerian pastor won't talk about Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie or Ben Okri. In every corner of the world, there exist young men and women who have defied all odds and become successful through hardwork, creativity and dedication... The Nigerian pastor wont talk about them......neither will he ask his members to emulate the spirit of these individuals.

He would rather talk about sister Agatha who got a job she WAS NOT THE MOST QUALIFIED FOR because she prayed and fasted in line with their church programme. Or Brother John who became a millionaire because he used all his salary as a seed in the church. Or Papa Miracle who he laid his hands on and 3 of his children got admission in the university Or Mama Esther paid her tithe and her business started growing everywhere across the nation......no business plan, just boom, everywhere.

This has led to a new breed of mentally lazy young people who now see God as a rewarder of mediocrity. To the Nigerian Pastor, the only way to prosper is by paying your tithe and sowing seeds in the church.

So they will never talk about those who have through hard-work and dedication placed themselves on the world map.

No......the Nigerian god only blesses the first 30 people that rush to the altar to drop N100,000 as seed.

The Nigerian god abhors hard work and creative thinking, He only gives to those who sow seeds and offerings......and those who shout "I am a millionaire" every morning and do nothing the rest of the day.

You want The Almighty to come down and help you use the talent He gave you and bless you because you are going to church to shout "Daddy, I receive it" You are all jokers.

Can someone tell these jokers that irrespective of your creed, faith or religion, blessings and favours follow you once you start using your talent and become useful to your society"

Hey you! Yes you, I love you. This post is everything and more. I say this and people say I shouldn't use common sense or my human intelligence to think of 'the way of the Lord'.

Funjosh:
Hmmmmmmmm................. with all these your qualifications so. Let me ask Hahn first.

Lol! Who qualification epp? We just want to #SaveBabyTobi jare.

Thank you everyone for your contributions. You've shown total strangers kindness, donating your hard earned money to see that Tobi lives and in good health and that alone gives me joy and hope in my fellow humans. We appreciate. Muya2347 is in church right now but he'll be here as soon as he leaves church. Merci

Aminat508:
lemme talk to my dad

You're a wicked geh

But anything for my baby....

At this point I might just give myself out in marriage to whoever needs/wants a wife. No need to pay dowry again or have an elaborate wedding. Just give Tobi 3million naira and send me your address.

Funjosh Aminat508, shebi Mr Seun is single? Come and marry me please. I'm a fine girl, I make a mean pot of efo riro with yellow garri, I can also pound yam and twerk.

Please cc all the bachelors,Adesiji77 do you want a wife? we must #SaveBabyTobi oh

Dexmars:
70k

Skye bank to the Zenith bank

Am*** V*****

Thank you. Thank you everyone. You all are the real MVPs. Tobi will live and survive this. Muya2347,can you tell us how much you got for today? Thanks!

WomanOfRace:
Nawa o......funny yet not.

May be she thought they wouldn't notice them human hair attached to her natural hair yet....

Brides fault not keeping their rules. When you go to Rome , you act like the Romans.

I can imagine the scene.

Exactly! they were not supposed to notice! Problem is,someone informed the the bride used a lot of make up for her trad yesterday,so they were calmly awaiting her today. They made her clean her face,everything. Me i was wearing jeans and didnt even enter the church,my colleagues gave me the gist on our way to the reception

Hello OP,quite sad when i hear of parents starving their kids because they erred. It is nothing but abuse. My mum will flog you with omorogun (turning stick) after or before you eat. Spank your child when neccessary,talk to them,whatever in moderation. But starving them?! I'll never support that

Funny thing is,my Dad almost never beats us. He just calls us aside and speaks to us calmly yet we'll rather disobey our mum 10times than my dad