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Giddyperson:
i do nah. She would tell me to read the book of Matthew. One day I wanted to actually read it so I went back to ask her Matthew what. And she goes the whole book of Matthew and if there's still time you can enter Mark

Hahahaha!

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ifyalways:
Ungrateful shildren

I'm a bit laid back with my daughters and DIL, why wont i be anyway, when i never do my own sisi eko finish, btw.

@Market women spamming the thread, posts reported. Thank yous

Hey Ifyalways, I don't know why, but your comments remind of one moniker "Linda eze queen and boss" who comments on Stella dimoko blog [/quote]

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thotianna:
By the way who came up with the term 'morning sickness'?
Something that lasts all day morning till evening that they are calling morning sickness.

, same way I wonder who came up with the phrase "sleep like a baby" when babies don't even sleep like babies.

Hey heavily pregnant mamas , here is a photoshoot idea for you..

jesufifunmi:
And the 'heavily pregnant mamas' complained to you that they have had enough? What are you even doing here to begin with? Pls carry your insensitive lot out of this thread abeg!!! Only God knows where these new breed of men came from... Very cruel and heartless people.

Lmao, I swear that person gives me the creeps, like what man wants to be the only man amongst 'heavily pregnant mamas' contributing and acting like he's one of the damn girls? I can't

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Awww! she is so beautiful, congratulations momma.

I want to first of all return all the glory to God Almighty for mercies, grace, protection, provisions throughout the period of pregnancy, labour and delivery, of a truth if it were not the lord who gave me victory, maybe by now I wouldn't be alive..
There was this particular man my hubby had misunderstanding with, he sent several threats via SMS to my hubby that I will suffer severe bleeding and my husband will spend a lot trying to save me which Will be in vain, this was happening a week before I put to bed. So we started praying more fervently and doing midnight prayers.
on the 6th hubby and I went for our routine walk, we usually walk morning and evening so we left by 5.22pm, walking around our neighborhood. at around 7.10pm, I noticed I was having regular contractions that were strong, so I told my hubby and we started heading home. got home at about 7.30pm and a warm bath and started monitoring the contractions, it was coming 3 times in 10 minutes lasting 45 seconds, so I told hubby that we should go to the hospital cause our house is a bit far from the hospital, I was thinking I will sleep over and give birth around 3/4 am.
We got to the hospital at around 10.40 pm. the nurse that saw me said I should go and take a bed and sleep because she saw me gisting and laughing with hubby, I insisted she checked me so I can know how far gone I am. so she did V.E and shouted 7cm. she quickly told my hubby to bring my hospital bag , she told me not to get down from the bed again, that I should lie by my side.
My sisters that was when I started feeling the real pain, before then when contraction hit me I Would walk around and it helped me in bearing the pain. Anytime the contractions came, all I did was to call Jesus, and sincerely he came and was with me, at around 11.47pm, the contraction s became unbearable as though my waist wanted to break, I called out to the nurse that I felt like poking, she just told me to relax that when next the contraction comes and I still feel that way that I should tell her, so immediately the contraction came my membranes ruptured spontaneously, and the urge to push was irresistible, so the nurses placed the delivery mat and told me that the head of my baby was visible that I shouldn't waste the contraction and that I should push with it
I pushed 3times and my prince came out with a very loud cry that they said there was no need suctioning at about 12.03am, placenta was delivered and I was cleaned up
just want to return all glory to God who did it for me, baba ndewo, imeela. I also want to appreciate my hubby for the care and support throughout this period and to everyone on this thread, really learnt a lot.
To my remaining teamies, may the God that did it for me make it easy for you. and to other waddling mamas it Will surely end in praise, to the TTC mamas, this is your month of divine visitation only believe.
cc cappo phlakkeys.[/quote]

Dazzle86:

Mama where is he? Did I miss the pix? I believe is that when a baby stares at a place constantly with so much concentration then he or she is staring at an Angel.

Yes momma, you missed it.

My sugar pinini is 1 month old today. Meanwhile, he's so fascinated by blinds, he can't stop staring at them, just look at him

Benignasweety:
I no see picture o but mine has entered fully back.
Baby no3 too.
diz is me at 2weeks postpartum wen I was still crying episi hole

With your cute self.

7stargeneralady:
Congrats on your LO, please what post partum belt brand is that and where can I get it?. Thanks in anticipation

Thank you. I use belly bandit.

Graciouscharis:
It's a lie. . Na you be d real MVP. What exactly did you do? Share your tips abeg.
I'm dreading pp body. Hope I get back my body too.

Your baby is cute

Thanks momma, I haven't done anything special, I just use my post partum belt and I also take green tea at night ( I don' Know if that contributed) and I haven't started working out.

Dazzle86:
Beautiful, I hope I will be able to snap back this fast. Are you exclusively breastfeeding your baby?

Yes you can too, im exclusively breastfeeding.

mizz2posh:
Lovely bumps everywhere, may you ladies carry to term.
I miss being pregnant, but I love how I'm snapping back, even though most people said I wasn't going to get my body back since it's my baby no3, but my baby is just 3wks old today and my post partum belt is proving them wrong , let me do a before and after photo.
Iyomomoreloaded how are you? Did I miss your BA or are you still waddling?

As promised, here's a photo of me. Before was last month at 38wks and After is today, 3wks post partum.

Lovely bumps everywhere, may you ladies carry to term.
I miss being pregnant, but I love how I'm snapping back, even though most people said I wasn't going to get my body back since it's my baby no3, but my baby is just 3wks old today and my post partum belt is proving them wrong , let me do a before and after photo.
Iyomomoreloaded how are you? Did I miss your BA or are you still waddling?

BS!
On Tuesday the 6th, I was in bed, and then all of a sudden I felt wet, so I quickly rushed to the bathroom, and then I realized my water had broken and it wouldn't stop trickling down, but no contractions. Hubby was out of state, so in order not to get stuck in the house, I quickly wore a sanitary towel, took my bags and drove down to the hospital, which is about 5mins drive from my place. I checked in at about 7:30 pm and started feeling mild contractions afterwards, the doctor did a VE, said I was 4cm, and asked me to go to my room and to call him if I needed him. Shortly after laying on my bed, I started feeling the real bad boys every10mins, and then 5mins, and then came the urge to poop, so I called the nurses who led me to the delivery room, and after 5 pushes I became tired, the doctor said I had to push hard one more time, because he didn't want the baby to be where he was at that moment, as it was a dangerous place for him to stay, I don't know where the strength came from when I heard that, but i gave a crazy, bad ass push and  at 9:22pm I had my juicy 4.4kg baby boy with his cord wrapped 3 times around his neck, the doctor removed it and then he began to yell his lungs out , I couldn't stop smiling. In all, 
I thank God for a smooth pregnancy and a pretty neat delivery, and also thank you mommas here for knowledge shared, love you all.

Thank you mommas

maureensylvia:
congrats dear c fwesh boy

Thanks babe.

BA! BA!

He is here! had my little guy at 9:22pm last night at 39w and 1 day, BS coming soon..cc tiwatopebam and iyomoreloaded #GoTeamJune

[quote author=OmoLayo29 post=57239037]BS
i saw mucus plug with blood on d 4th of june around 5am. weneva I urinate I continue seeing blood but my DH said since I'm not having contractions we should chill at home and watch it. later I started having contractions but not strong, I called a nurse she said it is better I go to hospital for proper monitoring since I'm bleeding. I got to d hospital past 10pm, the doctor checked me and he said my cervix is closed but he won't allow me to go home since I've seen show. he checked me around 5am and I was 4cm dilated, I was checked again by another female doctor around 12 pm she said I'm 5cm, that was when serious prayer started o, I was commanding my service to dilate fast. when d doctor on night duty came, she came and checked me around 5pm and I was 8cm dilated, she said I must give birth in the next two hours and her wish was stamped by God. I entered delivery room at 5pm and she passed d drip and gave me injections which oxytocin was among, i don't know d name of d rest, that was when I started shouting 'I want to poo' she came to check me again I was still at 8cm. she called DH to go and get one injection, she injected me on my laps that was when d urge to poo didn't stop at all. it was terrible. I pushed 3 times and d baby's head came out a bit, she was having cord around her neck , d doc cut d cord and asked me to push again and d baby came out exactly 7pm, she didn't cry at fast d doc had to beat her and she cried. I was just shouting 'thank you Jesus'. This is d experience o

[/quot e] f a first time mum. I give glory to God.
teamies and every other preggy mamas, I wish u safe delivery
team June cappo, I'm not owing BS

Aww! Congratulations teamie, im so jeally, I can't wait to have mine.. but how come most mommas are now being stingy with baby photos?no baby photos with your BAs and BS anymore, Seeing those little eye candies make some of us smile and eager to meet our lo's you know..

tiwatopebam:
Good morning mamas, Team June what's is happening now? no BA yet, our cervix being to open, oya June mamas begin to birth your LOs supernaturally. oya June mamas come and tell us how You are feeling?
am waiting for cervix to open, but sabi mamas abeg touch this matter for FTM like me, how is contraction like? i was walking on the road yesterday and i discovered that one side of my stomach became very hard and painful but no back pain and no cramp. i couldn't walk for a while.

Hey momma! I came here just to check on you, I thought you were in labour 2 days ago? was expecting to see your BA. I think what you experienced while walking was braxton hicks like a momma up there already said.

tiwatopebam:
Good morning to my lovely mamas, that long nine month that look like ten years is here,the long awaited month, beautiful month to birth wonderful LOs Team JUne mama, team no loss, plenty money for fathers, supernatural delivery for mothers. Mothers alive, babies alive, sharp sharp delivery.

Please lets come out for delivery roll call.


Nobledeals -------------

tiwatopebam ------------. June 27/17 XY

Suzzy4God ---------------. XX June 8

Orente21 -------------------. June 3 , ported to May 28, welcome BBG

Ariegurl -------------------. June 12

Toriella -------------------- XY June 16/17

BlossomedCherry ----. XY, XX, XX June 27/16 mama, please come and tell us how our triplet are doing? The second triplet on this thread this year.

Iyomomoreloaded ---- June 27

OmoLayo29 -------------. June 6

Chinweotito -------------

Benignasweety --------. June 10 ported to May 28, welcome BBB

Mofy1 -----------------------. June 13

Perfectcrown -----------. June 28 remaining one week to meet your LO.

Oamronnie _________ Ported to May, mama how is LO doing?

Targatarga. _________. XY June 19

Chinweotito _________. XY June 12/16

Mizzy2posh ___________ mama, you are scarce this days o, how are you doing? You Don born.
Hope our bags are packed and our nurseries is set, Speedy delivery to us all. Mama Endeavour to read supernatural delivery book before going into favour room.
TEAMJUNEFORSUPERNATURALDELIVERY

I am always around, baby is not here yet, thank you for checking on us.

Goldenheart002:
Same here teamie, no MS but hubby threatened to send me go my papa house if I no stop to dey chop like Adaku... Lolzzzz
Also, I sleep alot and have some rough pimps on my face. I keep telling my office aprokos say na water reaction, and I've been sleeping in office since morning.
I think these is better than morning sickness, I can't imagine myself throwing up among ppl wey no dey gree mind their own business

Lmao @ chop like Adaku

BritneyStacy:
Frosh mummy! Skin too tight! Please lend me your bra na..? You fine oo

Thank you, you look great too .. sure, how do I send the bra? Lol

Benignasweety:
PART TWO! PART TWO!! PART TWO!!!

Cs you want abi, na wetin d nurses dey ask me o, den I was looking at them dix weird look like (water dey my mouth wen I dey talk am)
All dix time, Doctor was outside with Fil signing consent form dat reads according to them dat cs is a 50/50 something. The nurse came to shave me na em I tear her slap! Where is d doctor o, where is d epidural o... She said na d cs dem dey prepare me for and I was like ontop dix pain? Give me epidural and start shaving o....

They now brought drip, gave me injection, I heard buscopam, for my mind I was like haaaa no be dix buscopam wey dat midwife give me wey no work...I started shouting again o, call d doctor, I want to see d doctor, save me o, save my Zion.. D doctor (a very nice handsome young gentleman ) now came and said oya lets head to d theatre. They said I shld raise my cloth and take injection, omoh I pull out d whole cloth, wore dat dia hospital green cloth dat looks like dat of d prisoners and used my legs to run inside d theatre o.

Oya na, lie down, I couldnt even climb bed again, I jex hooked for dia screaming my lungs away... Na tydi cuz dix tin o, na em cuz am oooo now my abigail has tight like rusted engine and my Zizi jex cnt come out.. D nurses where laughing but for me, it wasnt a play something. Doctor came in and I rushed and knelt down before him like Inwould kneel to my God in prayers, Doc save me o, dont let me die o... He calmly tld me, lie down on d bed so I can help u, dix tym I obey o, lie an obiedient crayfish and dat was how I zoomed off to laalaa land where I was seeing myself as dead o... Omoh to die is scary abeg if datz d feeling {I dont mean to scare anyone o} in my little trance, I was like so I don die be dat, where is my baby na, how are my inlaws taking it? I said I needed to see things myself and dat was how I started running back till I cld feel my body.

I was talking but it wasnt like I was d one doing d talking o, everywhere was jex triple sizing in my eyes. They now tld me I have delivered and blah blah blah... Dey wheeled me out of d theatre... (chai bs no easy o, my hand is paining me gosh! I gatz finish dix biko). They took me to my ward and all I wanted to see was my Zion!... Swt Mil brought him in for me and I looked at my cutie and I was ohhh dix boy is too cute worth my cs o...

Then I decided to feel my abdomen for cs pain but I wasnt feeling anytin, jex my hoohaa was hurting me... I asked swt Mil if I had cs and she sef think say I had cs o but jex wanted to calm me down, she said nooo, u born am o. She now opened my tummy jex to see how d site is but she saw nothing and she sef got confused. She went outside where Fil was doing all d calls of (ehhheee my son's wife don born o via cs, infact na wetin e tell my hubby sef) and asked him biko kee ebe esi eme operation (please which area dem dey do operation ). They got confused and went to meet Doctor who told them what he saw in the theatre was nothing short of a miracle... When I had d whole strength to push, Zizi didnt come, jex wen he drew his working tools to work on my body, d pushless me, pushed my 3.7kg without even knowing I gave birth, dey tear me, dem stitch me, only tin I knew was my baby was brought to my arms...

My God is Jehovah overdo, Fil said he is Chukwubuikem cuz he has no power of his own.., I learnt Zizi came out with tight fists sef like say he was gighting on d other side. He said itz power of a tither dat since he has never robbed God of his tithe, God wont let him use his tithe to pay for cs. My mom said a prophesy came to her early dix month that she will hear a testimony dat would look like a lie before dix month runs out... How wld u believe dat a doctor who has prepared me for cs ended up not doing it to me even when consent has been signed, anaesthsia administered and all... It can only be Jesus and I always say, he gat me big time! D man no dey carry my matter play at all.... Twale to master Jesus who did it for me as he would grant each and everyone of u easy supernatural delivery and to my GTC sisters, d God I serve who never fails has sworn he would remember u guyz and evryone will jex flood dix thread sotey we go reach 1mill page under 3weeks...

My hubby only learnt I didnt do cs yesternight sef cuz he said he was scared to ask me how d pains was and all, but swthrt u can always ask me how d episitomy pain dey abeg... D tin dey deal with me seriously! Even with mah sitbathe, though I started today... Another miracle happened dat day wey I forget to add sef, doctor no put me for maternity ward o, he said my son is special and gave us private ward with vip treatment ... He still taking care of us via phone and he wld say, how is my miracle baby... We would start reporting for thread cuties soonest, una go keep something for am o cuz his fine can make a lame to walk, so seeing his face wouldnt be cheap u know

Tiwatopebam my able cappo and edd mate, I troway salute ma! I dey wait Zion edd mate o, it will end in praise.. All team June maamas, supernatural delivery is already urz.. Iyamormorload no forget to dey put me in dat ur prayers, I dey follow all dox prayers in faith o and so jex dey use ur prayer time to always remember Benigna and her family.., Thanks alot everyone.., Naomi14 I greet ma, for letting me join team Ma me I dey for d closer ripe date d better and God answered me... Mizz2posh said it, I believed it and that settled it! Team June porters, na only tmro left o, so on you mask! Abi na match? Get set ready!!!!!!! I will shout GOOOOOOOO!!!!! after tmro, stay tuned on d line....

MAKE I SLEEP ABEG O! DIX MY BOY CAN SUCK FOR THE WORLD! AFRICA NA UNDERSTATEMENT! GOD PLEASE KEEP HIM SAFE FOR ME

BS! DONE AND DUSTED! ALL GLORY BELONGS TO GOD!

Benny this is what they call a testimony that sounds like a lie! you always say "God gat me", and he showed you he does. May the joy your baby has brought your family never sieze in Jesus name!

Goldenheart002:
Hmmmmmm
Sexy bump

Hehe!

Dazzle86:
This your bump and outfit is Sexy o.

Lol, thank you

Copying britneystacy, 38 weeks and a day repping team june whoop whoop!

tydi:
All thanks to God Almighty!! Christ Jesus may you name forever be praised above all earth ..
I am short of words to type rather overwhelmed with joy nd happy that the Almighty God we serve has done his wonderful work again, making me a proud father of a cutie bouncing baby boy!!!
my hubby benignasweety has put to bed BABY ZION, @23:45 gmt 28may though she is @sleep now cus Almighty God carried out the "cs" himself.
mama/papas join me & celebrate!!!

Yaaaay! Thank you Jesus! So happy, special blue carpet welcome to our royal baby zizi. from me to momma and lil man.