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Clinton9000:
That's Afonjas for you...they are neither here nor there

Seconded

Haaaa!

Chaii!!

Na so Hausa/fulani don hypnotize Yoruba/Afonja reach?

Airforce1 junior brother


or

Wanna be

All i see is his relations that will have share of the money if he wins

Soon we will hear ''3 months'' single and happy.

Lie

He will never win that seat in his entire life with APC

La click la nairaland shot down

When you think you have seen it all the reason you should fear women.

YOU will see another one

So that mean you be city husband


For me nothing to worry about

Just accept your position

Eyaa... i hope her brain is now in a default mode.

Abogwara:
Very bad that Mike Ehiriwe a PDP chieftain from Mbaise went on pulpit to dishonor the dead instead of facing the event of the day. Now they've gone to give a false news that Arch Bishop was attacked whereas Mike Ehiriwe was the one booed by the villagers. Mbaise keeps shooting themselves in the foot.

what are you saying man? twisting the story?

Chai!!! see watin somebody pikin don chop troway clear mouth, while man pikin dey here de give Amaka 20miss calls no answer

Poverty i hate and curse u with passion.

I weep for this country so some one can't say the truth again because of politics

This is a very awkward experience i had few years back' got my mind through it and decided to share it.

There is this girl i dated 2014/2015, the relationship is just one of my random relationship back then, it all happened that we where into each other especially sex.
We started banging as soon as the dating kicked off and our banging was quiet interesting, we explored many sex style as a weird banger i'm (i could remember the day i sustained injury at my knee after banging a random girl while kneeling on a rug) and she liked every bit of it.
So it was one cool afternoon that she visited as usual and i brought out drink (DON SINOM) to sip with her, it was one of my favorite drink then and i noticed that she likes it as it do got us in the mood to have a good sex (some times if we bang without taking the drink, she will be a bit shy to ride me when reach her turn to fucck me or give BJ) and last longer, you will know the work of this drink if u are a consumer especially when about to have sex.
So that day after we sip some drink and banged for while not quiet long like usual, after i cum i became freaky tired, it was terrible that i started thinking that i was poisoned if not that am the one that share the drink, mehn it got to an extent that i couldn't move an inch away from bed.
So when my two friends came through (we have dressed up) and got it that we had sex and same i was complaining of tiredness and can seen the girl looking healthy they started making fun of me' that my girl played and beat me in the match, mehn the tiredness is so serious that i couldn't get up and see her off like i used to and she was shy on how to walk out from us, as my funny weird friends are still laughing at me, i had to encourage her to leave as it was getting dark.
When she had gone and my friends is gone two i managed to got up around 10.pm and to look for something to eat as hunger was unbearable, mehn i have eating and took bath and not up to an hour started regaining my strength and tarted thinking whether i contracted any disease but was relieved when went through the net and lent that you can't contract any sexual disease and have the symptom immediately.


Do you ever had this kind of experience before

It was such an awful experience for me, especially when u were a banger and brags about it to a girl you are dating but one became a weak ass couldn't go second round not to talk third round.

Alariiwo:
If we talk now, they'll say tribalist this and that..

Always weird burial posters coming from a particular region. Like two brothers buried same day, A man, his wife and all three kids buried same day.

Una no dey fear God for that side?

Look at this coconut head, so u never heard any thing similar to this in your brown roof region

receive sense

If na joke. abeg stop am

This picture cracked me up

After all na chop them go chop am

Someone's babe

Fool of poo

[quote author=donstan18 post=65155408]Can you imagine , She said you can't divorce her or you die , She sees you as a weakling and obviously taking advantage of your gentility and tolerance , and it all started when she trapped and succeeded in marrying you with pregnancy.


SECONDED

[quote author=donstan18 post=65155408]Can you imagine , She said you can't divorce her or you die , She sees you as a weakling and obviously taking advantage of your gentility and tolerance , and it all started when she trapped and succeeded in marrying you with pregnancy.

This guy is a confused nigga

i need a banging mate

z11111:
Dear Lively Stones,

I need help. I need to win my ex husband back before its too late. I am coming clean and making some confessions in my story,I beg everyone,not to judge me,I know I made bad choices and mistakes,I just want help in getting my husband back before its too late.

I met Godwin in my final year in school. He was not a very fine guy but he had a way with words. I didnt particularly like him for his height. I was taller than him. But he kept toasting and persisting. I kind of finally agreed to date him after I slept with him on the first date. Boy was very good in bed. I am not a saint but I swear,he was by far the best I ever had. No wonder they say,great things come in small packages.
deliberately didnt want to have kids with Godwin. I wanted to have fun for a while. I didnt want to loose my shape either. Besides,Godwin and I argued and fought everyday,we were not ready to have kids. Five years later,I knew my clock was ticking so I went off the pill and had my first children: Twins!…I told you,Godwin was a sharp shooter..lol!

We both thought the coming of children would settle some of our issues but it didnt. I liked the high life too much. Soon as the children were one year,I resumed my socializing with the high and classy in the society. I partied and went on dates. Godwin didnt care much either. He was f.cking any girl he could find. Ladies were always all over him cos of his magic wand!.

One day,Godwin and I had .....

http://livelystones.com.ng/i-lost-my-husband-because-of-bad-choices-and-influencesplease-help/

If you can't post all here' go to hell with that link

OP receive sense for calling this sexy

di8d't know when fatty become sexy

YOU don't need a soothsayer to tell u that she is a call girl ''so obvious''

And u said her friend is a runs girl ''wow guy u get balls oo, dating a girl that have olosho as friend' that is a big turn off for me.

For that fact that she is doing all those fucckery and begging u to stay is a clear picture that she is digging your grave


Receive sense abeg this is 2018.