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I blv ds is not d 1st time she will receive beating.
Bt rather she will prefer to endure.
Jus like my EX who is married to a "bash Ali"begging to com back to me afta she dscovered d guy was Bash ali jus because d guy spend a lot while she said she can't wait for me.some women will nva hear even if dey see d sign b4 marriage.smh

Poor man de thieve while senators de embezzle.

Where dere is original ,dere mus b fake.
Even fake humanbeing sef de.

[quote author=sollybee_38]Pls lion Phil am not insinuating that they av concluded recruitment and i withdraw that statement please but am sure she has gotten her letter and av done documentation, they are not all level 9 and are not all lawyers, there may be another recruitment coming out am not sure and it may be fake as alledged by some know all pple here i dont kno but am sure and very sure that she got her letter and she has done documentation, and they av not been informed when to resume in camp.[/quote]My dear ,u av tried,av been reading ur comments,u ar very vibrant.
Don't waste ur time to tell unbelievers.dere's nothing u will tell dem dat will mak dem blv,
U stand nothing to gain if u tell d truth.ds is NL,even if u scan d AP letter ,som unbelievers will still castigate u,dat u ar given a fake AP letter,
Ds is Nigeria,anytin can happn.ds so callee invesigation by d senate is jus fomerlty and hearsay.
I bv u 100%,he /she may b frm d presidency,so who is d senate or DG b4 d presidency.
Fight for ursef,don't wait for any ignorant agent who's job is also@risk.
Presidency is d surest n best link.who get ear make e hear.

Na only nja,u will see d unseeable.

Today

Fat and busty babes ar not good on bed.

GEJ is a comedian.

30k jus lik dat.
Ar u kidding?
Wen dey ar enof babes who ar ready to giv u kpekus free of charge.
Snc u are a banker u will see 1 or 2 customers who will trip4 u.
But it is very easy for u stop , u jus need determination n seriousness in u.

gabod2012: VLA recruitment Exercise for HND Holders is still on-going. Qualified candidates with maximum of 28yrs, who has completed NYSC. can visit VLA office @ Plot 1646 Oko Owo Str. Victoria Island.

Bro,VI is very big can u describe how to get dere frm cms.

An not surpriz.
Afterall,former Gov timpre sylva has a special adviser to d gov on rumour mongering.
He sits in evry beer parlour .
It wasn't funny,I was surpriz den.
We sat in an open space and dey told us to watch our tongue cos d gov has a special adviser on rumour mongering.

Comin soon to 9ger
Bt beware of ritualist.

femiero: I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it. As usual he wanted to collect "EGUNJE"money from me...Then suddenly he saw the big grown dog in the back seat with tongue sticking out angrily staring fiercely at him.

POLICE: [shaking] Ah! You carry dog?
ME: [I bone my face] Yes!
POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from?
ME: From hospital!
POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick?
ME: No, na the dog o.
POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat?
ME: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o.
POLICE: and the dog know you o?
ME: Yes na, no be me get am?
POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am?
ME: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter.
POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am.....

Then the idiot flew out of the car...

Lol
LWKMD

dolphinife: As far as I knw, we never chose our religion, our parents chose which religion to follow. Right from our childhood, we were carried to either mosque or church or whatever, and as we grow up, we were initiated into these religions. It is never in our making dat we belong to either christianity or islam, it was our parents dat actually lay the foundation for our belief. About 95% of christians and muslims today started when they were kids and not when they grew up.
If u are a Yoruba man, and u live in the midst of Hausa people, definitely, u will be initiated into Hausa language and culture. That's how religion looks like.
If u are a catholic, anglican, reedeem, deeper life, nasfat, traditionalist or whatever, u were only following ur parents footsteps and not by ur own conviction.

Well said.
GBAM!

Wen I was jus 21,I was toasting d babe in d night,na hm d papa show hm big bele with hm police uniform.
What are u doing dere? D fada ask angrily.d babe said he is classmate.d fada ask is ds d classroom.
I said welcome sir to d fada(policeman) and he said will u go home to sleep.I want to b seen ur back.na soo I waka ooo.
Bt trust me ,i later get d gal.

NOoooooooooooooooooooooo

Dose guys@channels are very intelligent,
Maupe ogun,sulaiman,tony ,ayotunde balogun and laureta aigbe.
I will simply tell dem,we ar currently working on d website.

I acnt blv ds.
It is d biggest lie.

Rubbish n stupid question

Ds is d handwork of opposition parties.

As a senator,I will sponsor a bill to regulate Acid possession.
Acid bathe is getting out of hands.
Acid bathe is anoda tin in d society now,in d last 2 years there av been increase in acid bathe.
Dere shud b also life imprisonment for suspect(s).
Contribute to d bill u would av sponsored if u are in d chamber.

Wait ooo.
Does it mean dat baba iyabo was a boxer while he was in d prison.

It is d biggest lie.
Very unreal.
She will neva do dat.
Tell us more.