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"Face me I slap u"na poverty ooooo.
No kitchen,expt dormot abi passage.
General toliet.
Gossip,nepa bill all d wala u can tink of.
But do dey av face I face abroad,jus asking.

Ds guys get good advisers ooo,
Not lik basket mouth,iyanya way go de buy customised cars.

I reply "yes ma"

Joniboi: @Rooney2525, you just sit in the comfort of your room and lie on nairaland. I called the P.A to the Minister yesterday and he told me that recruitment into any of the Paramilitary Force under the ministry of Interior is on hold for now until after the public hearing on all the scandals that rocked the ministry is over. He told me that he will let me know once recruitment starts in the ministry, once I get this genuine information I will let everyone on this thread to know. Please am not an agent, I am looking for a job for myself too. My candid advice to my fellow nairanlanders is that dont give money to anybody for this job cause most of this job agents are fake. Kindly look for someone in government that will help you without asking for a dime. Sincerely speaking most of this government jobs are based on slots and who you know. Above all pray for the favour of God. God bless us all.

U av jus said it all,if u continue to tell som ppu on NL,dey would not blv rather dey will keep calling agents or wateva.
Even d minister will dear not issue A.P letters exept d president dat can do dat now ,d CG or minister doesn't want loose hs job.many graduates are angry,hence d prob is very scandalous,many ppu av been deprived of their rightful place jus cos of ds secret replacement.
If u pay money to any agent now u are on ur own.fed job doesn't require monney ,dey are allocated slots without paying a kobo.
A word is enof for d wise.

I want to write pE 1 ICAN xam coming up by May.I need a good ICAN tutorial xam in lag.
Pls,for those of u who av pass through ds stage ,ur contribution will b very vital.
DAYS ,TIME and FEE of the tutorial centre.
Loooking forward for a nice response frm d ICAN gurus.

Wonders shall never end!
Who ar d audience?
Av dey gone to listen to music or jagaga or av dey gone to look@d bobby.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Poverty stricken bastard.... A dime you have not made today, you fu....cking wastepipe!
Employ your keke napep driving father first before you think about someone who can buy your entire lineage and any resources connected to each and everyone of you!
Di..ckhead![/quote]I will not trade words with an slowpoke.u need home training.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Idio...t!
Your mates are outhere making money, you are sitting there dancing alinco and sipping wine on a very early monday morning!
Dunce[/quote]U are d biggest foool.
For ur info,am self employed and av made my kool cash ds morning,if u wish I can employ u as well.I can wine n dine anytime I want.

Dancing alinco with my wine.

Please wen next will dey sell PGD form.
Do dey accept polytechnic for PGD?

Pls,I need a good ICAN tutorial centre in Lasgidi,I want to write PE 1 by May.
Also,the fee for the tutorials shud be stated.
Time and days for the tutorial.
Thanks.

So u if u don't av 100% answer dat means u no go marry.

Which kind question b ds.
Even if I av pass ,I don't mind.
Afterall,all dese crooks poltiticians av pass.
Rotimi Amechi had pass ,late Gani fawehinmi is not left out.here dey are.

What causes bad breath?
I blv dey are dentist in d house.

If not for d public ,ds opportunist would b walking naked.

I fear politics.

Jus lik dat 1.4 gini.

Do u want NLanders to kick it out or attend d naming ceremony?

Wat do u xpect frm a man who pass through d back door?

Yes,open uni takes time to grad.

piphunter: Chaz b was a fraud and was wasting everybodies time

How old ar u?
Ds forum is for adults and not for toddler(s)

He has left a big shoe,no 1 can wear.chaz B all d way.

Am still shocked with d sudden news.chaz B is a mentor and a genius.
Chaz B is irreplaceable,wanna wanna can never replace Chaz B,though wanna is trying her best but chaz B ALL D WAY.
CHAZ B has touched my life positively,he is jus too good,chaZ b has left a big shoe ,who will wear d shoe?time will tell.

Anytin can happen!

Sennator Enag knws wat he is saying.
Ds is a man who has been in d house of rep since 1999 bfore moving to d sante in 2011.
He knws d truth,d time has come for hm to open up.

Na today?even if u give dose senators and ministers xam,dey will all cheat.

OYO gov de fear, d wife has warned hm.
Abiola. Abiola abiola ,hw many times I kal u,don't go dere.tell dem u ar not in town.lol