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mawojuuche: i'm jobless, i'm meeting a CP, pls i dnt even knw hw he can help me....suggestions pls. Wht do u think he can do for me??

Knw wetin u go dere,mak he no go arrest u ooo.

Hs gf sat on my friend lap while he wasn't around.
Could it b dat dey av sometin in common?
Secondly,dey are very close,d galfrend usaully discuss private issues with the said guy,meanwhile he was d 1 dat introduced hs galfrend to hm.
My frend is disturbd n botherd that could it b dat dey ar dating secretly!
Wat could av made a gal sat on hs frend lap.bt I told my frnd it doesn't mean anytin which he refuse to blv.

Wat a life!
Some gradutes are luking for 1,
Here ,a gradutes has 2.
Irony of life.close ur eyes and do "tumbo tumbo baskelebe" ,den pick 1.

Hw come dere were caught?
EFFC will tell u dey are working wen politicians av looted d whole treasury.
Anyway,dey will soon get presidential pardon or granted amnesty

So ppu sell dier kidney,
Hearing ds for d 1st time.
Hw much.
Nawa oooooo.nkan sele.things de happn.

xynerise: . I was caught nake.d by my mother-in-law the day she visited us when my son was born . I tried to run from my room to my wife's room when she came out from her room and caught me about to knock on my wife's door. . No be small thing o . The rest is history

Lol
Lwkmd

NNPC is currently being probed by d senate wit billions of naira missing from d coffers,it is jus a very fast ans sharp way to cover dier yansh so as not b xposed.
D mgt of NNPC knws wat dey ar doing.
Nja I hail ooo.

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Wat is d direction frm alakija.
Wat time can I come over.

Thedetox: The truth is that if u keep waiting for ur dream job,u might be waisting ur time.y not start an importation business.im aware that there is a similar tread on importation business,but the new thing here is how to actually get quality goods and hot product,people say na brazilian hair,%100 lie,the best selling and profitable goods are scarce goods,some thing that even u wont believe it will sell,
i have a brother that was posted to a village for his nysc,that have no light,so i order for solar lamp and give it to him to sell 4 me,he sold it all in 3 days,i wasn,t supprise because i served in the village,people are willing to pay thousand of naira 4 what they really need,i have an office nearby a university,so i ordered for laptop charger,taplet pc,BB,Flash drive,memory card which i sell,the business moving,any student who dosent like the goods that i have,will pay 4 half the price of the goods,then i use his money to buy the goods,then i collect my balance when his goods arrive,then let me tell u y i say scarce goods can make u rich,i bought two laptop screen protector for my two laptop,then a student say me when i was placing the thing on my lapy,he ask me if i was selling it i said yes,so i sold it 4 him immediately,for N500 something that i bought 4 just 1 dollars,so i ordered for 30,come and see how guy are rushing it like food,as im talking to you now that 30 screen protector is sold,what would i gain by telling u all this,im a graduate like u,so it pains me when graduate waste precious time looking for job,so on how to start,do,s and dont and many more
my email is
oludemit99@yahoo.com

Well said,but how do u get d goods and how do u import d goods.
Wat is d mode of payment.
Hw do u import as well.

I can't imagine myself in such a situation.my wife disrespect me?
For NO reason must a woman dsrespect a MAN.

Dis is how d corruption trend will continue,
Who are d senators to stop dem.
Soon,Nigerians will not hear anytin again.
These are powerful men dat has been on d corridor of power evn b4 some senators were born.
Is it bros jona,tambuwal ,ita enag or david mark,dat will stop ds licences,HELL NO!

It wasn't GEJ dat unlaterally grant dem state pardon ,it was agreed by d council of state which included former president ,y lamblasting GEJ.get it right.

Some otondo will come to d camp jus to cause confusion.

20k burn jus lik dat.
Lol,
U need to invite her again for nx val.

Don't start wat u cannot finish.
Listen to ur parents.

izsmike: i came across a frd in January this year who gave me the phone number of my ex girlfriend, i called her(my ex) and we talked liked nothing eva broke us up, she asked where i was, i told her den she said she was going 2 be at Ibadan on the 9th of march and then we planned on getting 2 meet again, march came and our conversation on phone now concentrate mainly on her coming. she said things like she doesn't think coming would be a good idea since she is going 2 spend the 9th and according 2 her she likes sleeping naked. i encouraged her so that i can at least still get 2 meet her after 4yrs of blacking out of each other, she agreed buh before coming she told me dat she is still a virgin and dat she has a bf dat she loves very well, me too i told her abt my gf i loved vry well too, i even send a pic of my current girlfrd to her. so finally march 9th came and she was at Ibadan like she said, so after doing wat she came to do at Ibadan, she traveled to me in akure(whr i sch). the sight of her brought back 2 life so many memories, i hugged her for close 2 30mins in the park then we moved straight to my hostel, we talked of past experience then 9th fell, she took her bath and came out of the bathroom naked with the mind set that she was going 2 sleep like that. me too without bathing(most guys nor dey bath for 9th na) i lay close 2 her and b4 i could say jack Robinson i was kissing her, she didn't stop me, despite the fact dat she has a bf, i hugged her unclothedness then gently try 2 move my hands 2 her bare breast and found out that the breast was still in its S.I unit(vry standard) i caress the breast gently as i sucked out all most all her saliva 4rm her mouth, at dis point i knew something was going 2 happen, den i remembered she told me on fone dat she is still a virgin and den i was like if she is really a virgin she wont let me kiss her so deep, so i gave her lips little space and move 2 her standard bobby and sucked it like a starved baby, she moans loudly and i moved my left hands down her very flat belly and i felt she was still on panties and once again i thought if she is really a virgin she will stop me at dis point , i pulled down the pant and the only sound i heard from her was in continuation of her moaning, i took away my trousers and brought out the very wonderful large gift i inherited from my dad. i tried penetrating her with my inheritance and i was convince of her virginity, yet she didn't still stop me, i continued the penetration very slowly and her moaning turns 2 crying out loud, anyway the cries encouraged me and that was how i dis-virgin-ed my ex last weekend, she left the next day and traveled back to delta state. now the only question she is asking me is " Michael are u sure u ve a gf". PLS NAIRALANDERS DID I DO WRONG?

Lol!
U ar gud story teller.

babythug: i certainly miss all the energy i had back then. i could drive from one end of town to the other all in the name of groove! and i didnt have to cook daily *sighs*

Ur username says it all.lol

Wen nx will she perform.
I need o b dere.

Since he has been sacked now,
Will he be entitled to all benefits?considering d noba of years he had served.
Just curious.
Mature comments only.