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Romance / Re: Marriage Issue: How Does He Get His Mother To Accept His Fiance? by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 1:51pm On May 09, 2015
He can commit suicide
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 1:44pm On May 09, 2015
Acekidc4:


Thank you so Much for allowing me to Take the Credit for that!!
i am a gentleman
Romance / Re: A Must Read For Ladies!!!!!! "Disadvantages Of Uploading Sexy Pics On Nairaland. by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 1:11pm On May 09, 2015
Story story
Romance / Re: 9 Things Your Girlfriend Doesn't Want You To Know by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 1:09pm On May 09, 2015
Am i allowed to comment on this section?
Crime / Re: Close Post by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 1:05pm On May 09, 2015
Very very bad
Politics / Re: 419 May Be Nigeria Next Emergency Number. by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 11:30am On May 09, 2015
Supported
Romance / Re: Ladies ,is This True ??? by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 11:28am On May 09, 2015
Woe man una too much
Travel / Re: Is This Juju (magic), Sciece Or Technology? by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 11:27am On May 09, 2015
Do what?
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 11:21am On May 09, 2015
wristwatch:

Different kind of English sha
mkpakanaodogwu formed muguzoned
Tosyne2much formed Magarism and Magaed
Wirstwatch formed Magarision.

Lets form a sentence from these unique Verbs
Kachisbarbie Magaed Tosyne2much last week.

Ronald4lif displayed Magarism when he saw Nneka123

mkpakanaodogwu was muguzoned by missclasssy
grin grin
acekidc4 is the originator
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 11:19am On May 09, 2015
wristwatch:

Different kind of English sha
mkpakanaodogwu formed muguzoned
Tosyne2much formed Magarism and Magaed
Wirstwatch formed Magarision.

Lets form a sentence from these unique Verbs
Kachisbarbie Magaed Tosyne2much last week.

Ronald4lif displayed Magarism when he saw Nneka123

mkpakanaodogwu was muguzoned by missclasssy
grin grin
wristwatch wetin i do?.missclasssy why
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:44am On May 09, 2015
Acekidc4:


At the end he Is Friendzoned and Muguzoned
forgive me for ommitting muguzoned
Romance / Re: Woman Marries First Love After 51 Years Of Break-up.They Can't Let Each Other Go by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:41pm On May 08, 2015
Looking 4 my first love
Family / Re: Golden Words By A Wiseman. You Must Read This! by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:40pm On May 08, 2015
Serious?
Celebrities / Re: Why Do Nigerian Women Bleach Like This? by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:35pm On May 08, 2015
But why?
Politics / Re: You're Not A Tested Christian Until You Have Lived In The North - Pastor Adeboye by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:30pm On May 08, 2015
Father bless me ;DFather bless me
Career / Re: Photo Of The Day : Man In Suit Hawking Water Melon.(must See) by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:26pm On May 08, 2015
Packaging
Romance / Re: Don't Try So Hard Guys Maybe Its Your Fate by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:25pm On May 08, 2015
Lust man,it is called lust
Romance / Re: I'm coming back by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:20pm On May 08, 2015
U are funy
Romance / Re: What Kind Of A Girl Friend Do I Have? by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:48pm On May 08, 2015
Rip
Jokes Etc / Re: Gbagaun Of The Century. One Word For This Guy by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:45pm On May 08, 2015
Ok
Politics / Re: The Handshake Between Sen. Ndoma And Gen. Buhari 30 Years Ago & Today by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:44pm On May 08, 2015
Mogidi:

Thanks bro
uwc
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can He Get Out Of This Situation? by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:43pm On May 08, 2015
He can get out by getting inside jail,he needs rehabilitation
Politics / Re: The Handshake Between Sen. Ndoma And Gen. Buhari 30 Years Ago & Today by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:40pm On May 08, 2015
Mogidi:
Same people who ruined Nigeria 30yrs ago are back to finally smash it to pieces.
i love your spirit and tenacity

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Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:38pm On May 08, 2015
ronald4lif:


No be small ode. grin

You lived in Enugu before or from there?




Coal city guys are normally sharp and alert but some times some guy still falls mugu. It becomes a problem when one falls mugu more than once. grin
i see
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:22pm On May 08, 2015
ronald4lif:
Haha! Number 7 got me laughing and reminiscing on something that happened to my guy some time back. He'd this appointment with a certain babe, a new catch he was trying to impress. They went out jollificating and the guy withdrew his last card with his atm before heading for the journey. He somehow spent all the money on him and couldn't afford a #50 bus fare back home. My guy had to trek from old park Enugu to trans ekulu. This is a journey that took him not less than an hour. You needed to see his face and how sweaty he was. What guys do for punnah. grin
na wao,but real 042 guys don't trip and go gaga for girls
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:19pm On May 08, 2015
buygala:
ok

Counter-thread straight up.... angry

8 ways low self-esteem girls behave in order to get a husband angry





1- Become overzealous in church work... After spending their bloom period donating their vaginas freely to the male community, aborting 14 times, na so dem go join church begin dey form pious 'Sister Deborah', waiting for the unfortunate dude who will be deceived into marrying her, scrap body, bullshiit character, and all angry

2- Obsession with nyansh-pads and foam-bras... The older girls get, the more obsessed they become with foam bras to support the fallen heroes, Marykay to hide the facial wrinkles, and body shapers to hide the pot-belly resulting from too many abortions and reckless glutonny angry

3- Being unncessarily and scarily polite and helpful, and nice... Marry them, and watch them show their true King-kong characters embarassed

4- Using alum to tighten their already porous and very watery vaginas. ... That's how they will be crying loudly during sex and telling you to take it easy with them, as they have never had sex since they were deflowered 9 years ago undecided

5- Talking endlessly about how all her ex - boyfriends want her back, and how one of them who is in Malaysia wants to come and introduce himself to her parents next week angry .... lie no dey tire una? undecided

6- Dropping her baskad baby with her mother in the village and even going as far as denying the baskad's existence, in order not to 'scare away' suitors undecided ... I wonder if they think of the dire consequences the truth will havd on the relationship when it is finally revealed, as it surely will angry

7- Reducing her age.... na so so 23 years old she dey dey every year... She swears age affidavits every 2 years.. Some evil ones even go to the extent of denying their position in their family... Na so person go see 39 year-old first daughter dey claim say her 26 year old younger brother is indeed her elder brother.. embarassed. smh undecided
you are brilliant
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:10pm On May 08, 2015
wristwatch:

4 life o! angry
hahahahahahaha
Romance / Re: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 8:09pm On May 08, 2015
wristwatch:

4 life o! angry
hahahahahahaha
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Laughs To Spice Your Friday Evening by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 7:41pm On May 08, 2015
Thanks
Agriculture / Re: Produce And Sell Your Palm Kernel Oil To Vegetable Oil Refinery by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 7:36pm On May 08, 2015
I am interested
Religion / Re: See This NYSC Female Corp Member In Skirt [photo] by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 7:34pm On May 08, 2015
Nice outfit

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