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Oshiomole started all the Qualms. Maybe Qualm-1 and Qualm-2 should be Q1 and Q2 and the Oshio's own Qualmosh or Kwamosh.

The comparison is baseless because the Canada palliative is for the poor, while naija palliative is for the people.

stagger:
Only you. Coconut head.

We are here talking serious business and you are talking nonsense.

His dagger couldn't make you stagger

Botragelad:
Source;

https://www.reuters.com/world/no-new-limits-ukraines-use-us-weapons-if-nkorea-enters-fight-pentagon-says-2024-10-28/

North Korea won't enter the war. They are simply using this drama to get Trump back into the oval office.

Moneyfem:
These snakes do come from the small bush not far from our office to get lizards.

This one swallowed a big lizard and couldn't speed as usual.


This snake is very venomous and its venom kills faster than that of a cobra.

Stop destroying the ecosystem. Next time just phone police to come get it for onward transfer to the zoo.

You guys should stop this madness!!

EreluRoz:
All nairaland guys can't have decent conversation, it's always fight and curses. I'm too old for this.

You won't lose your morning erection if you argue without insults.

He doesn't need argue with you. Just get lost as he told you.

MP3GAGAdotCOM:
Dora Ezinne - You've entered the wrong van.

This is just a frame-up, she needs to stand her ground and defend her kids..

Marry a yoruba man at your own peril, they can womanise for Africa.

9ice, Davido, Odunlade etc, should have taught ladies some lesson, see as these men have to be on their knees begging for p√ssy, haba mana.

This has nothing to do with tribalism. Most Nigerian ladies are generally loose and greedy.

...Only female mosquitoes bite and transmit malaria and other viral diseases...

But why is female gender extremely mean and wicked??

Not OK for me. That air of tension will be gone. Finals are supposed to be at a neutral ground.

satelliteDISH:
What is wrong with you man. Why say something that you don't know. Sitting in your god-forsaking hamlet vomiting rubbish.

I know that lady very well for the past 5 years now, always helping her dad every day in the vulcanising work. They live around in ugbowo in Benin city. I know their house.

So what's the essence of the camera for the same thing she's been doing for the past five years. Abeg try get her some workshop overall to wear. A vulcanizer of five years no suppose wear tiktok outfit during vulcanization.

Pac was violent while alive, and now we have Pac so hot...

The Muslims won't like this if reverse is the case. Some Muslims don't also like to see other religions ridiculed. A true Christian should see it as nothing because we shouldn't fight for God cos we can't even fight for Him.

Let's leave people with what they choose to do with their time and concentrate on hunger eradication.

Peace to you all.

Gaggii:
I must confess, the only challenge in my marriage is sex, I was not a masturbator as a bachelor because I have girls around me, if one no come another go show, but as a married man have turned a chronic masturbator because my wife is always complaining that she is tired.

I would gotten a side chick, but I had a second thought because the consequence will affect my home financially.

Am just so fed up.

If you are married and in same shoe, how have you being coping

@bolded, your greatest worry should be STIs and STDs. Financial commitment shouldn't be an issue because sex is very cheap these days.

The best option is to assume you're not married, and she owes you nothing. Just leave like she doesn't exist.

Xscape1993:
All thanks to Kanu and his friends.

So Kanu told Nigerian army to kill defenceless civilians

Get well soon...

[quote author=lekankolade post=106363464]FACE-TO-FACE ENCOUNTER WITH THE DREADED UNKNOWN GUN MEN.

By Barr Fabian Onwughalu, former Chairman Ohaneze Lagos Branch on his Facebook page

As I concluded my case at High Court 3 Nnewi, Anambra State today, I drove to the New Spare Parts Market to buy engine oil for my generator. Thereafter, I quickly proceeded to my country home to meet one of my errand boys, Mr. Anayo who had been waiting at the gate since 4pm to see me for some allowance.

After the traffic light junction, I decided to increase my speed to 80 kph, but lo and behold, a black Toyota Rav 4 suddenly appeared behind, trailing me. When I noticed that the car though old despite the model, 2010, had no number plate,I became very curious and suspicious. My first line of thought was that they could be either armed robbers who trailed me from the Access Bank ATM where I withdrew N20,000 out of which I had used 6k and 2k to buy PMS and engine oil respectively or some exuberant youths on alcoholic and drug spree.Whichever was the case, I decided to speed off far away from them since I trusted my turbo charged ride called "Terrorist Kid" new model 2018 model. In a twinkle of an eye I had cruised to 100kph, but the vehicle kept following up with a gap of less than 5 yards. I thought of driving into the Otolo Police Station, but quickly remembered that they had relocated to the CPS due to the fear of the unknown GU end. As I was contemplating what to do,the worst happened. As I slowed down to avoid the potholes at Orizu Petrol Station their car overtook me in a Gestapo style s in a James Bond movie and blocked both my car and an oncoming Range Rover sports 2020 model.
now". I then said my last prayers and asked God to have mercy on me and accept my soul in paradise. One came to me and barked, " Oga Judge, what are you doing to bring Nnamdi KANU out? I told him that I just came back from Abuja last week where I joined his defence team free of charge. He told me to continue and that God will bless me.

While two of them were interrogating the driver of the Range the other two were chanting "no Biafra, no election" while the one who with me told me to go and tell the politicians to stop wasting the lives of innocent youths who throng their meetings as they are ready to blow up any political meeting venue henceforth. After about ten minutes, he retreated to the Range and ordered the driver who introduced himself as a son of Igwe Orizu, Igwe Nnewi and the owner of the petrol station out of the car and returned his two phones to him.

As this was going on another team arrived with a Honda Pilot,forced a mab who was watching the drama afar in his car oblivious of the danger lurking behind him. The second group shouted that they were the backup squad. Meanwhile as their eyes concentrated on the vehicles, I quietly reversed into the Obindu petrol station, left my keys in the ignition and scaled the dwarf fence into the cassava farmland nearby.

They later left with the four cars and the owner of the last car which they commandeered.

THANK GOD THEY DID NOT SEE ANY POLITICAL PARTY INSIGNIA ON ME AND MY CAR. MOREOVER, THEY THOUGHT I WAS A SECURITY AGENT TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THEM, BUT WHEN THEY SAW ME IN MY LAWYER'S APPAREL, THEY BECAME FRIENDLY.I AM STILL IN SHOCK AFTER SO MANY HOURS AS MY BP WHICH SHOT UP TO 180 IS YET TO SUBSIDE.

ONLY THE ALMIGHTY GOD CAN INTERVENE ON THIS IMBROGLIO.

Today I confirm that these boys are armed to the teeth as I saw them korokoro wielding AK 49, Machine Guns, Antiaircraft missiles Russian made SMG, LA rifle and pistols. On particular boy of about 30 years who seems to be the leader had the ammunition belt rolled round his body like wrapper with two pistols by his trousers side pockets.

Source : Facebook.com[/quote

He should keep running his mouth. Anayo was waiting to beg him for money while he saw all the guns and the machine guns and their makes...

But why should suya sell wrapped in old newspapers?? Why should suya even sell in the open

DOTian:
What is the business of Lagos State government with the non governmental leadership within the markets? These are non governmental organizations for crying out loud! Will the Lagos state government direct the Lagos branch of the Nigerian Bar Association to conduct elections within 60 days because they organization is having some internal wranglings? Why is the Lagos State government since the coming of Tinubu so desperate to dictate to Igbo traders? Why is he not ordering the cow traders to conduct elections quickly too?

If disgruntled traders took the matter to court, then the court should administer judgment. Nonetheless, it has nothing to do with Sanwo Olu

Bellfun:
Elected officials no wan leave office...

Caretaker official no wan leave office...


See Nigerians?!

See Igbos.....

ogbiwa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/moment-woman-calmly-walks-over-24709704

Ago Iwoye product. Na so dem female graduates dey behave.

I've always warned Nigerians to desist from drinking snake venom. I won't warn them again!!

SUCKCESSFUL:
I wonder how his signature smirk face will look in prison.

@people gazette we need his recent photo update please

A dirty cop is worse than a criminal.

A dirty cup is worse than an unfit water...

May God help her find reasonable amount, if possible through rich husband so can start a profitable business and excel. She erred but we all err. Life should treat her better please.

FutureIsFemale:
Dear women, invest in yourselves. Forget these chameleons who keep changing every second. They don't worth it.

Please permit me to say this. Men are very wicked. They are ready to waste your life. Imagine marrying a lady just for clout. You care not about her emotions and her biological clock. Very selfish lots.
A man would date a lady for years.. Pinning her down with fake marriage promises. Deep down he knows he won't marry her yet he will chose to tie her down.
My God will continue to punish every male child that has ever promised a lady marriage and dump her for another woman.

Time is the only resource that can't be recovered. Men know this. And they are fully aware of a woman's clock. Yet they chose to waste women's time. My God will judge them.
If not for Biblical purpose, I see no reason I should get married. These men don't deserve it.

It's different if you are planning on marrying a girl and something serious like health challenge happens and you later cancel your plans.
Why keep a woman in your custody for years when you know you won't marry her? What's the sense in it?
God will punish you all marriage-promise-breakers. It will not be well with you all.

I am not even reacting to the thread base on the subject matter. I am reacting to the thread base on how men waste women's time all in the name of marriage. God will punish them.
And point of correction. I am not on NL for likes. If I wanted likes I would say sweet words about men. To hell with NL likes. I am here as a voice for women.

It seem you don't know who men are. The worst pretenders I have ever seen. Some would go as far as introducing you to their family members and coming to see your family for introduction. Deep down they know they won't marry you. They will leave you to public disgrace.
Forget it. If I tell you my story you will weep.
I don't wish any woman what I've gone through in the hands of men.

They key word here is "MARRIAGE FOR CLOUT". Meaning that no matter how good this girl is, he will still dump her after his clout chasing days are over.

Marriage is not a choice. It is a command.
Genesis 2:24
Genesis 9:7
Deuteronomy 23:2

The future is truly female because both "future" and "female" start with letter "f"....., and so is "failure"....

bro4u:
Try and pay up bros, this is Nigeria for you cos your wailing won't change a thing. Sooner or later you'll still pay. This country died a long time ago

You can help him pay up. Yes this is Nigeria for us and we all need to wail together to change things. Sooner or later no one pays, the dead country will pave way for the living one.

Let's not discourage individuals who want better change in their lives. If you can't encourage them, kindly remain passive.

Total restructuring will take care of these chaos...

BonPatrick:
I swear with my life is not fake she school in unn with me

If you want to know if it's right or wrong, trying asking to get permission from her husband, or better still call her husband and tell him to lend you his wife.

Nonetheless, we want to believe it's fake story because it's so repulsive, but if you keep shoving it down our throat as real story, then you are really sick, and not a true graduate of UNN..., to restore the dignity of man.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9652771/Fossils-Huge-dinosaur-length-BASKETBALL-COURT-roamed-Australia-96-million-years-ago.html

kennosklint:
96million years ago . Mad people everywhere

All I can see is an anaconda with four legs...

Vaughanlanrewaj:
He should attack the message not the messenger. I doubt he would have seen anything wrong in the statement if he is a Northerner.

Most politicians including him are always playing to the gallery instead of enriching the debate constructively and intellectually to find a permanent solution.

Why will you unilaterally impose a blanket ban on the herdsmen including those who are law abiding and not see it as akin to banning spare parts dealers in the north, knowing that it is dominated by southerners who mostly sell fake spare parts that still take away lives? Malami is in order and it is time to bring up a superior position instead attempt to bully him

This is a great opportunity to resolve this age long problem and the leaders for and against open grazing should think as patriots and look beyond their regions alone. There are herdsmen in interior communities where open grazing has not led to problems and when you ban open grazing by fiat, to what extent will it affect the small holders who can't afford to start a ranch immediately? If they all quit being herdsmen and become bandits, the society will still pay for it.
So I expect serious intelligent suggestions on this issue abeg. I know that bigotry and hatred will prevent some people to look at the big picture but this is time for the patriots.

There had bans on people's means of livelihood in the past. Okada ban, rice importation ban, etc. The people who operated these businesses are humans too. I hate the preferential treatment when it involves North. No let me insult you please!!!

Juliusmalema:
Face of terrorism. I don't support tactless Terrorism.

Meanwhile, Shekau is a just a commander with un-movable base...The Generals he is working for are still not known .

My guy, the Nigerian security agencies have serious soft spot for other regional militias!!! If they apply half the zeal they give when Eastern Region is the target, the country won't be in this mess.

ThreeBlackBird:
Unprovoked? Abeg let the killing start fully. Let it start immediately self. There is no unknown gunmen anywhere. The community know them and are shielding them. Let the killing start in earnest.

What proof do you have that the community people know them?? And let's assume they know, so you encourage arrests and torture on issues someone is not involved in??

My dear, questioning them is okay but arrests is not. The people shouldn't be the ones to do the job of the army for the army, and they shouldn't suffer for other persons crime!! We are democracy please!!!

pquaver:
So u expect army to look away while they attack navy and police? You must be joking

Nobody is saying the should look away..., all we are saying is they should find some logical and technical means of catching them. They should leave innocent people out of it.