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Crime / Re: Commercial Bus Driver Rapes Passenger At Gun Point In Enugu by mkpologwu(m): 12:40am On Dec 24, 2013
Was the girl/lady reported missing in anyway?

If no, she is a sex hawker!

Decent chics are always looked for when not seen!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 26th August 2013 by mkpologwu(m): 8:43pm On Aug 26, 2013
Chelsea always casual any time they play strong teams.

Tufiakwa!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by mkpologwu(m): 5:51pm On Aug 09, 2013
Op posts a topic on Nairaland, and an someone types 1st to comment as contribution!!!

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Crime / Re: Man Stabs Wife To Death For Bearing Female Children. by mkpologwu(m): 3:13pm On Jul 26, 2013
just confirmed: the disiz was having a male fitus when she waz stabd
Politics / Re: Protesting Youths Beat-up Ogun Lawmakers Over Non-Performance by mkpologwu(m): 10:15am On Jul 19, 2013
Jonadung rented d crowd!
Politics / Re: Gov. Obi Cancels Birthday Celebration by mkpologwu(m): 10:08am On Jul 19, 2013
Am I da pest

No am da pipt!
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Kills Students & Fishermen In Maiduguri by mkpologwu(m): 4:37am On Jun 19, 2013
Question: Who is a Boko Haram?

Answer: It is the one who promised Nigerians hell if they fail to vote him in. He who promised to make Nigeria ungovernable by making sure dogs and baboons would soak in blood!
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Kills Students & Fishermen In Maiduguri by mkpologwu(m): 4:35am On Jun 19, 2013
booqee: too bad! I was about giving a toast, to the absence of boko haram brouhaha in a long while.
Mtcheww. *pours the wine down the drain*
Hian Bukki, y u no toast me since before ds time U just waited for another hit to occur before making d toast, abi? Now d wine gone down d drain instead of down d belly.
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram: More Soldiers Sent To Adamawa State by mkpologwu(m): 8:40pm On May 20, 2013
Dear Mr. President,
Tell me what to do, these harams actin up in the hood
Please send more troops..
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Crush By Mast In Lagos (pictured) by mkpologwu(m): 7:38am On May 12, 2013
E bi like say na Airtel mast be that
Celebrities / Re: Female Celebs That Love To Show-Off Their Bodies by mkpologwu(m): 3:30pm On May 09, 2013
Anything from Liverpool should be declared "haram" by Chelsea!
In the same manner, any exposed skin should be declared "haram" by sound minds!
Family / Re: Abuja Club That Fines Members For Adultery by mkpologwu(m): 9:24pm On Mar 18, 2013
Am a member of this club! Our jazz level no get part two!!! Once you cheat, we will know. Then fine you. Your woman might not even know but we will.

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Gaming / Re: 'My Oga At The Top' Flash Game by mkpologwu(m): 12:19am On Mar 16, 2013
huni_naija: My orga @ the top is well pleased! grin
How many cycles did he go while riding at ur top
Religion / Re: Common Denomination In Church Offering Bags by mkpologwu(m): 11:30am On Mar 10, 2013
Legit1: I think the correct word is 'denomination' not 'currency' undecided
Legit1: I think the correct word is 'denomination' not 'currency' undecided

Moreover offerings are made or given, not paid!

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Religion / Re: How Appealing Is The Promise Of Eternal Life? by mkpologwu(m): 11:20am On Mar 10, 2013
Heavenly/supernatural stuffs are not for our understanding yet! Just do good here on earth and leave the rest. He who has faith in some other realms should keep such faith alive. He who hasn't should just do good and move on. Whatever happens after .....!

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Romance / Re: How Faithful Are You In Your Relationship? by mkpologwu(m): 3:53pm On Feb 19, 2013
Some said it's natural to cheat but I disagree! Most times when ur partner is getting u angry, u might be forced to remember one ex that treated u better. Hence road to unfaithfulness opens.

Being selfless in relationship helps a lot!
Religion / Re: What Do You Stand To Gain For Being An Atheist? by mkpologwu(m): 9:55pm On Feb 18, 2013
Me as an atheist stands to gain atheism
Crime / Re: Wife Sets Husband On Fire In Abuja by mkpologwu(m): 6:42pm On Feb 16, 2013
He still got to KD! So the stupid woman lost cos she can't see him again.
Religion / Re: I Cannot Reject Aircraft Gift –S.K Abiara by mkpologwu(m): 9:35pm On Feb 15, 2013
Gej is d cause
Romance / Re: Top 10 Female Rejection Lines by mkpologwu(m): 8:36pm On Dec 29, 2012
Real men don't waste time with women with twisted nature.

Anything that is not straightforward is not worth wasting time on! So men, pls do away with such ladies sharp sharp!

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Science/Technology / Dipping Heads Into Pots To Choose Meat While Buying Foods At Canteen by mkpologwu(m): 10:51pm On Dec 20, 2012
Country pple, must we speak and spit inside the pot to get our meat choice?

Must we return meat after halfway through the meal?

Who really is a gentlemn? The ones putting suits everyday? Mba nu! Na dem do am pass.

Abeg make we learn to be content with ....!
Health / Re: Itching Balls For Months Now by mkpologwu(m): 8:01pm On Dec 07, 2012
Get to Kuramo Beach. Walk up to any of them, follow her to her tent and do the deed with her. Your itching balls will stop!
Religion / Re: All GO's & Religious Leaders Must Go To Prison — Pastor Tunde Bakare by mkpologwu(m): 5:20am On Nov 13, 2012
atbu1983: Jesus was never silence about the ills of his society. Apostle Paul was not silent either. Peter was not silence wen he fadce a crowd after receiving d holy spirit. Rev martin Luther King who was a pastor of Baptist church was not silent. If pastot martin luther king was silent, there will be no Obama today. And also if martin luter king was silent, you would have be still be called a Monkey today.

My brother don't mind d back-stabber! Silence is golden only when u r being provoked to anger! Other than that, silence is cowardice and betrayal.

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Politics / Re: Major General Mohammed Shuwa Shot Dead, By Gun Men! by mkpologwu(m): 8:59pm On Nov 02, 2012
Ngodigha: He deserves to die. He will rot in the hottest part of hell fire. Bloody murderer.

We will all die some time! And when we do, we deserve to

Yes, Biafrans were badly and unjustly done but we r picking up and overtaking! Let's put that war behind us.

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Romance / Re: Can Love Exist Without Jealousy? by mkpologwu(m): 8:41pm On Oct 17, 2012
What is jelosi?
Phones / Re: Nokia Introduces Solar Phone Charger In Nigeria by mkpologwu(m): 11:27am On Oct 17, 2012
There will be electricity all over d country within d next few months! So y bother with solar charger!

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill 20 Worshipers In Kaduna Mosque by mkpologwu(m): 4:34pm On Oct 14, 2012
Some xians held at gun point, then driven to that mosque, and were later told to leave the mosque that they have been set free. As they were leaving, ratatatata on all of them. They r now dead and the dead do not talk!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Technical & Brain Teaser Questions Asked During Job Interviews by mkpologwu(m): 2:28am On Sep 22, 2012
You guyis has refusal to hansa my fefiraite kweshon, 'sex and ex'!
Politics / Re: Prophet Reveals Prophecies For President Jonathan (watch Video) by mkpologwu(m): 8:12pm On Sep 15, 2012
but d prophet didnt mention that Osaze will be red-carded!
Crime / Re: Police Seize Cynthia Osokogu's Corpse by mkpologwu(m): 8:23pm On Sep 07, 2012
She was in a hurry to head off to Lag for God-knows-what, but now she is no longer in a hurry to do anything yet some peeps want to hurry her off onto the grave!

Pls give the police a chance for once. They are helping the once-a-lousy-soul get justice.

That is if all I hear and read about this murder case is true!!!

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Crime / Re: Weep Not For Cynthia But Her Killers – Osokogu Family by mkpologwu(m): 1:07pm On Sep 07, 2012
the most stupid action i have ever seen someone took. she was very careless but my concern is: her type abound, including my lovely wife.

if a married woman can pick a call of an unknown male who started his call with; "where are u", and the woman answered; "am still at home" before trying to find out who the caller was, then what is the difference between her and late Cynthia? just asking!!!
Travel / Re: The Most Expensive Places To Live In Nigeria! by mkpologwu(m): 3:02pm On Sep 03, 2012
Okija!

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