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Phones / Re: Airtel Cuts Off Opera Mini by mkpologwu(m): 10:28pm On Aug 31, 2012
liars. i just checked now and it's working.

it's not working properly on MTN though.

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Culture / Re: What's So Special About Male Children? by mkpologwu(m): 9:15pm On Aug 24, 2012
only a fool would say it doesnt matter. really it doesnt matter but i'd prefer a male child anytime anyday! who doesnt know or pretend not to know that over 90% of women are problems and liability to human race, even among themselves! worst are d so called working class. bunch of pretenders and jackals!

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Literature / Re: From PHCN, With Love…… by mkpologwu(m): 7:59pm On Aug 23, 2012
OP, d beauty salon lady was right to label u warever/fworse cos it reflects so much in ur write-up!

I can hear ur own accent loudly from ur write-up, so shut d hell ur mouth or cut d hell ur filthy fingers/ warever crap about 'igbo accent'!!!
Politics / Re: Nupeng To Start Strike Tomorrow by mkpologwu(m): 4:53pm On Aug 22, 2012
If this Goof-a-mint is really serious about curbing d excesses of oil thieves, they wuld have done that since. But they can't cos they ain't clean! He who comes to equity must come with hands washed in acid!!!
Politics / Re: Oil Producing States Have Cornered The Nation's Wealth- Yobe Governor by mkpologwu(m): 9:01am On Aug 20, 2012
Pls we shldn't leave d north behind o! We all must progress together, otherwise d least progressed will attack d most progressed by night!

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Fashion / Re: Miss China Is Miss World 2012 by mkpologwu(m): 5:24pm On Aug 18, 2012
Fery hogly thing! Face like meatlump

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Crime / Re: Cultist Hacks 300 Level Student To Death In Warri by mkpologwu(m): 8:44pm On Aug 13, 2012
So many pple here are still stabbing repeatedly! Some had at one occasion or another stabbed repeatedly. Yet many (even d yet-to-be-born) will surely stab repeatedly! But dem reward dey wait!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC-GMD: My Daughter Failed Recruitment Test by mkpologwu(m): 10:49am On Aug 11, 2012
Serialized!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC-GMD: My Daughter Failed Recruitment Test by mkpologwu(m): 10:48am On Aug 11, 2012
Serial!!!
Crime / Re: Banker Kills LASTMA Official In Lagos by mkpologwu(m): 10:29am On Aug 11, 2012
She was trying not to be late to wherever she was going to and ended up making a 'lastman' official late, especially where he wasn't ready to go!

I wished she hadn't killed him but seriously crippled him so he can live to learn lessons. Bunch of touts!
Crime / Re: Naval Brutality At Sapele by mkpologwu(m): 6:21pm On Aug 09, 2012
If ds tori is true, then all the naval OFFENCERS in that region should be sent to Borno State. After all water plenty there-Lake Chad!

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Romance / Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by mkpologwu(m): 10:01pm On Aug 07, 2012
Relationship is like a tree. The roots are few but firm, where as the leaves are many but loose.

Loose becos they like to show off and easily carried away with the wind, not minding a direction!

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Family / Re: Should Women Change Their Phone Numbers After Marriage by mkpologwu(m): 5:05pm On Aug 07, 2012
They must o! Becos they like experiment and enjoy playing with fire. They even get burnt most times, but naturally the BURNS from the fire don't show on them!

The thing no get mita na
Business / Re: Is Aliko Dangote Really A Self-Made Billionaire? by mkpologwu(m): 4:24pm On Aug 05, 2012
PAC was/is the only self-made milonere I know. He climbed the made-level without any form of ladder
Religion / Re: -_- by mkpologwu(m): 4:07pm On Aug 05, 2012
Idowuogbo:
U say wetin?

Sorry, I was dreaming aloud!
Religion / Re: -_- by mkpologwu(m): 3:54pm On Aug 05, 2012
mkpologwu: Relationship is like a tree. The roots are few but firm, while the leaves are many but loose! Loose becos they like to show off, and easily carried away by the wind not minding a direction!!

Pls stop liking her, and start using her before the wind carries it/her off!!!

Oya ladies, start bashing ..! The best basher gets one long red-hot rod up the H.arse

Ol' boy, stop liking d leaf! Start eating it now b4 d wind blows it away!

Word!
Religion / Re: -_- by mkpologwu(m): 3:48pm On Aug 05, 2012
Idowuogbo:

come again? undecided undecided

Yes ma! My pin remains d same!! Hope u won't speak Cambodian today
Religion / Re: -_- by mkpologwu(m): 3:33pm On Aug 05, 2012
Relationship is like a tree. The roots are few but firm, while the leaves are many but loose! Loose becos they like to show off, and easily carried away by the wind not minding a direction!!

Pls stop liking her, and start using her before the wind carries it/her off!!!

Oya ladies, start bashing ..! The best basher gets one long red-hot rod up the H.arse
Career / Re: Why Crucify Dangote For Providing Jobs For Unemployed Graduates. by mkpologwu(m): 3:52pm On Aug 03, 2012
miteolu:

Guy, orietidaru. Why will you insult our fathers.

Wetin come konsan im papa inside Abi u wan start war and derail d topic? E bi like say u bi derailer abi na delila
Politics / Re: I Thought People Said India Is Better Than Nigeria? by mkpologwu(m): 3:09am On Aug 01, 2012
Bia Rosicsky abi rossike, comot for ds thread with that ur secondary school, Arsenal-like mind-set! Development is all about humans, and human development is NOT all about food! Otherwise why do pple migrate from rural areas (where food plenty) to urban areas (where food is scrambled) Or why do we (the so-called over-fed Nigerians) rush to hungry Indians for medical treatment Especially kidney transplant!!! If you agree with me that Abuja is more developed than Benue (the food basket of the nation), then India is more developed than Nigeria. QED!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Stars To Arrive Nigeria On Saturday by mkpologwu(m): 7:53pm On Jul 26, 2012
Y didn't they come full house Anyways their fellow secondary school boys are ready for 5-aside or Q&A with them! Binta and friends are ready to welcome them.

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Celebrities / Re: Baba Ijesha Finally Weds Samsung's 'Big Girl' Fiancee (Pics) by mkpologwu(m): 6:31am On Jul 15, 2012
Hapi birthday for you both! Wishing you da best!
Celebrities / Re: Ikenna Beney Amaechi Mistaken For Whitney Houston On CNN by mkpologwu(m): 6:22am On Jul 15, 2012
^^^ he is really a gay not a guy!

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Celebrities / Re: Ikenna Beney Amaechi Mistaken For Whitney Houston On CNN by mkpologwu(m): 6:19am On Jul 15, 2012
Jobless! Abi s/he read impersonology in schl?
Politics / Re: Why The Privatisation Of Phcn Might Fail! by mkpologwu(m): 12:53pm On Jul 08, 2012
The cult is there for them. Let dem go to cult na! If they win, govt will pay them amunester!
Fashion / Re: Reason Why Women Shave Off Their Eyebrow..and Draw Them Back On by mkpologwu(m): 11:58am On Jul 07, 2012
Serious-minded girls don't really have time for that, and they r even more attractive than d so called en-vogue-minded ones!

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Crime / Re: DJ Tee Stabs 19yrs Old Alvin Osungade : Upcoming Artiste(GRAPHIC PIX!. ) by mkpologwu(m): 7:49pm On Jun 29, 2012
Seems there is one Rihanna between them!
Science/Technology / Re: There's Enough Energy In A Glass Of Water To Power Lagos For A Year! by mkpologwu(m): 7:20pm On Jun 29, 2012
Funso is very unstable! Scientists have also shown that the process that brought funso into existence is marred with adulteration or simply put: adultery!

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