Name names of d companies pls! Am tired of crime news without anyone being convicted!

How do u knw it's gunfights? Show me ur bullet wounds before I believe u saw gunfights!

Did he put them in sacks, like garri?

Bro welcome to Pains Paradise! Alternatively, welcome to hell! Except you can't see right before ur very eyes, or you see but can't talk, or see but can't understand ...!
They call us honey to fool us!

Mr. Confused, it seems u ve got plenty of time, but I'd advice u to use for something meaningful. No woman/girl is worth wasting time on! They love better when u care less about them!!!

Your N0 11 Jersey is waiting for you bro!

O'l boy shine ur eyeses!!! Non-tested might render u polygamous. Many dem punny r not worth having around, let alone 4 d rest of ur life.

Goalkeepers beware!!!

I know folks here will strangle me wif invectives if state d fact that Victor Moses is better than Torres currently! Only if he (Victor) should maintain his guts and not feel inferior among big names even if he is bought N400k!!!

If naija mecs were docs, we would quench abruptly on our way (especially odd places), requiring someone else bigger to come and tow us!

'Far rogue' was wrongly pronounced as 'Far rouk', and wrongly spelled as 'Farouk'. This man na rogue wey don go far!!!

200mil pple on tiny acres of hell! Pls BH reduce d population jare!! O ti poju!!!

Skinny frames also hide positive HIV status!

Ok peeps, let's occupy GEJ's tongue so he doesn't say a word furthermore!
Truth is so so bitter!!!

Buhari: I must marry u!

Naija: No, I've not recovered from d shock of my first marriage with u.

Buhari: I must marry u at all cost!

Naija: Pls not again, pls!

Buhari: By force! Otherwise ur hole will bleed come 2015!

Naija: Let's wait and see!

I dey laff

Like businessmen crying because one business mogul ain't showing them the secret of his success!

Gbam and out!!!

Arik is stufid. I planned a trip from moon to venus, but they left 3hrs b4 schedule without informing some passengers! But unfortunately for them, we still met them on d way replacing flat tyre!! They are highly unorganised!!!

The father has d right to kill d son, after all na im born am. Meanwhile @op, u have d highest right to call d police or contact human rights group first b4 coming here to yap!

Buildings collapse everywhere in d world. Tenants shld live with it, on it, in it, by it, under it, ..!

Y not expose instead of SET to expose?

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MAY GOD ALWAYS BLESS YOU TILL THE END OF TIME..

Atlast a christian that understands.

Guy you will never lack again.

AMEN!!!

At d bolded, so u mean my guy dey lack before!

See wetin half-baked civilization turn naija marriages into! On financial matters, ladies go remind us say na we bi d men!! On house chores, they will cringe and expect us to be helpful. Like: honey ain't u taking d kids to school, honey stew is in d fridge, u can boil rice or yam, etc etc.

Southern fieves can't be prosecuted wifout veir noren counterpants! Pls allow south steal wetin north have been stealing for long.

Democrazy in d North = Govt of the people killing people, by them people, for de-stabilization of the people, for them people to become president again!

I tot Laspotech is d most preferred and Onabeans Onabandit Iwa Agoyen will top d list!

Am not a fan of TB Joshua but for this prophesy, I've become one! But if Chelsea loose, hmm I go ...!

Chelsea are using over-aged players! They should be banned from football.

WAEC=Why Attack Excellent Chic?
WAEC=When Agberos Enter Chamber!
WAEC=What About Egunje Colleges?
WAEC=Which Assertion Entails Clarification?
WAEC=Where All Envisage Cheating!
WAEC=Who Are Endangered Clowns!

What make of car is he driving? If na exotic car, just don't worry urself. If not, just dump him! A guy with a better will come for u.