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OlawaleBammie:
Na obama dey der na, abi

If you zoom the image, you'll realize it is not just Obama, but Bleep images pixied into Obama. The creator has a very wicked mind.

How did you get the tooth out from the snake?

Hope you know that each person that view this post has already zoomed in on the picture.

Lots of our dear photo-shopped politicians comes to mind.

Apple's tablets (iPad) currently uses type-c charging port. So not a big deal to them.

We also need sapa curing drugs.

Teaser4:
As much as I no Dey like comment on naija politics, the only apc name that can defeat Atiku na Buhari, sadly he’s not on the ticket this time. Apc was built on and for Buhari, as e Dey comot aso rock, apc go return to being a regional party. Atiku wey almost gave bubu heart attack in 2019, he sabi say e no fit win then, but na preparation for 2023. You don’t need to come for my head, Nah the end of the road for apc be this… only if Obi have a solid platform, sadly he’ll only win on Twitter and will come distant 3rd when the real election is done. Average Hausa/Fulani man no go see Atiku Abubakar on the ticket and vote Bola Tinubu, give em money dem go collect and still vote their preferred candidate. Pdp wey give Atiku ticket sabi wetin dem Dey do, anything to return to aso is allowed. It’s called Politics.

Ps: I’ll ignore all mentions, whoever una vote no go affect me. Nah una problem be that

Well said. 2 cups of ice cream and popcorn for you bro.

CentiLion:
Cruise Nation

You're on point bro.The movie go sweet to see with ice cream and popcorn na. Lots of tears loading. Delegates japa-ing after voting the wrong candidate.

Davidson1010:
Do u know where I can learn this. I mean, programming

Udemy online courses or even YouTube videos.

All hail the G.O.A.T

Davidson1010:
Not able to open the website. Can u send ur WhatsApp number

Same with me. The link he posted is not accessible.

ElonMusk go use starlink harvest all our personal data for naija give him CIA and FBI brothers. Beware o.

Tvoice:
ATTENTION!!!

WHO IS A BIG FOOL?

1. Any Student that has been affected by ASUU Strike and he / she has no Voters Card to vote out the people that put him in the condition - is a BIG FOOL

2. Any unemployed Youth who has no VOTERS CARD to vote out the people that put him in the condition - is a BIG FOOL.

3. Anybody that feels insecure in this Country Nigeria, but he has no VOTERS CARD to vote out the people that couldn't protect him - is a BIG FOOL

4. Any Business man who's imports and exports have been affected negatively and he has no VOTERS CARD to vote out the people that put him in the condition - is a BIG FOOL

5. Any Professor / PhD holder that has no VOTERS CARD to vote out the people that caused ASUU Strike.

6. Any professor/PhD holder still go about to collect money and rig election as Electoral Officer - is a BIG FOOL

7. Anybody that is complaining of: hardship, bad governance, my vote will not count etc but he has no VOTERS CARD to vote out the people that put him in the condition - is a BIG FOOL

Ask yourself: 'am I among the BIG FOOLS in Nigeria?

Go get your PVC now at any INEC OFFICE, registration ends by 30th June 2022.

Do not complain about bad governance and unfavorable policies, if you do not vote.

Wetin give this anupama confidence say him vote dey count for Nigeria election?

Nice idea. Other club will follow soon when they realize the huge profits Barça must have been making from such idea.

NairaLux:
Ok

I like your blog. The layout is good. Pictures with headlines is fantastic. I registered some weeks back, but can't see my user profile like Nairaland. Work on developing your blog to compete with Nairaland. I was part of the first people that started viewing Nairaland when it first started before I later registered like after a year. I can tell you that you are trying. Just keep the good work going. People will soon discover your blog and flock to view it daily like we move from Lindaikeji's blog to Nairaland. I will always visit your blog.

Lies!

So stand put and let nature and evolution take place.

seunny4lif:
Every day, 321 people are shot in the United States. Among those:

111 people are shot and killed
210 survive gunshot injuries
95 are intentionally shot by someone else and survive
42 are murdered
65 die from gun suicide
10 survive an attempted gun suicide
1 is killed unintentionally
90 are shot unintentionally and survive
1 is killed by legal intervention*
4 are shot by legal intervention and survive
1 died but the intent was unknown
12 are shot and survive but the intent was unknown
From USA data

Funny thing is that in Every Swiss citizens owns at least 1 gun yet the only time a gun was fired in Swiss was in 2010, in front of the palace.

Guess Europe is much safer then.

Again? Una no dey tire to kill? Which kain country we dey hope to japa to? Better to live in 9ja jejely o.

Again?

What about...........

Ride on pastor.

My judgement : "Good"

Bbsharon:
Have you been here before ? Recently or way back? What was the experience like for you ?

I would really love to read from people who were here when the place was still well functioning and vibrant.

Read more travel stories and write-ups on my blog @ www.travelwithdemmy.com

**cheers**

Liyel Imoke should be hanged for the rot in the state. Tinapa is not actually located in Calabar, but Odukpani. There is an internal issue of expanding Calabar to Odukpani junction long during the days of Donald Duke. The refusal of the Odukpani people not agreeing to the expansion made the government to stop further communial development of Odukpani. Tinapa was a project that was supposed to be in the state capital, but unfortunately, Calabar (both the Calabar municipal and Calabar south) by land mass is not big and do not have a space for such project. Donald Duke tried repeatedly to convince the Odukpani people to allow the expansion, but the political rivals from Odukpani will not accept. He gave up and allowed them be. Liyel Imoke is majorly the cause of many present problem in the state. Most of the allocation from the Federal Government that Akwa Ibom enjoys today started because the "ode of a governor" could not present himself during the land boundary dispute resolution done by the Federal Government during his tenure, and so most oil wells was believe to be under Akwa Ibom. Calabar lost the position of the state that receives highest federal allocation to Akwa Ibom; and therefore no much such fund to start and maintain capital projects and the state entirely.

Amsterdam.

Never disappointing in your detailed write-ups.

Messi should grab this deal. No time to waste. Make more money before you retire. Retirement with a share in a club. What a maestro and G.O.A.T indeed.

This is nothing but the truth.