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Romance / Re: Help, My Wife Still Speaks With Her Ex! by mmuonso(m): 1:19am On Mar 01
eveery evary, evry, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevry woman, #maried women talks to their ex cool
Nairaland / General / Looking For A Lost Friend From Mgbagbuowa by mmuonso(m): 4:10pm On Jan 17
Please i am looking for a lost friend friend IFEOMA from Mgbagbuowa, she lived in OKPOKO Onitsha around 1993 /94. 95 .96. she used to work with a company that produced hot drinks in the same Okpoko and lived with her friend called Marther: please can someone help me?
Culture / Re: Where Are My Hausa Speaking Nairalanders? Please Come In Let's Have A Talk. by mmuonso(m): 10:55pm On Oct 08, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Please where are my Hausa speaking nairalanders. I want you all to come in let's have some talks. Share anything you want to share that you wouldn't want non Hausa speaking nairalanders to know. It might be a secret or something. You can also ask me questions, or we can ask each other questions. Just be free. At least not everybody will understand what we're talking about.

So let the talks begin already.

Suna na Fadila ne.

Masu yin Hausa, ina kuke? Ina jiran ku.


Cc; Gubioma
Orgasmgiver123
Airminem
bnadam21
Naijatask
bdauran kuna ina ne?
dankuturuma kpurubanka da gburantashi
Slynation:

Akwai wani abu da ake kira Google translator
Romance / Re: Popular Tik Toker Bhadie Kelly's Sext@pë Leaked Online By Her Ex-boyfriend by mmuonso(m): 10:51pm On Jun 25, 2022
FrankAnsah:
Famous Togolese Tik Toker Bhadie Kelly who has become the talk of town has found herself wanting after one of her videos popped up on the internet.

In the said video that has taken netizens by awe, she's seen having fun with her boyfriend.

From what we have gathered, her boyfriend dropped the video on social media.

Many have doubted if she's actually the one in the video.

I guess you can draw your conclusion after watching the video.
Bhadie Kelly got the attention of netizens for herself after one of her Tik Tok videos exploded on social media.



 watch the video below;


https://www.allgistroom.com/popular-tik-toker-bhadie-kellys-s-e-k-s-t-p-e-lekks-online-by-her-ex-boyfriend/
cool
Romance / Re: Instagram Model Catharine Khoza Naked Video With Huge Br@ast Leak Online by mmuonso(m): 11:29pm On Apr 03, 2022
Romance / Re: Have U Ever Have Sex With A Married Woman Share Yr Experience by mmuonso(m): 9:14pm On Apr 03, 2022
Okoroawusa:

The only real person on this thread...I salute you
bro, i don't know how old you are, but the only thing i can tell you is that, out of experience, both on my side and the side of friends, take it or let it be, you may experience now or later, but just keep record, There is something that will follow you when you know that someone especially a woman is married and you go ahead to sleep with her, love or no love, it brings disappointment, death and all kinds of calamity into your family. you are welcome

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Romance / Re: How My Friend Used My Girlfriend For Money Ritual ( True Life Confession) by mmuonso(m): 12:20am On Mar 01, 2022
brosom:
Maybe sholaope smoke strong weed before s*x which made her nut a little making Op to think she was used by Dare grin grin.


Grab popcorn cool
endtime sholaope
Nairaland / General / Please Who Knows What Is Mkpokiri Seed by mmuonso(m): 1:12am On Sep 08, 2021
I heard about this miracle working seed, can someone help me to locate the seed thanks or how the seed looks like. thanks
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by mmuonso(m): 10:35pm On May 16, 2021
ok ok
saynotocultism:
okok INITIATION PROPER

After the procession, we where instructed to crawl through a narrow path. We crawled in twos and we got to a place where we saw the man wearing a black regalia standing and he opened his legs wide. We were to pass through the legs individually and as we passed through, we where flogged with stems and all kind of materials. The man putting on the black regalia is known as the chairman black axxe. Let me list the offeice holders and their functions,

AXE HEAD( Red regalia).......THE FIGURE HEAD OF THE TEMPLE AND HE HAS THE FINAL SAY. He is also responsible for the most important initiation process
Chief Priest( White regalia )..............He is the spiritual father of the Temple. He is in charge of spiritual consultations. Before initiations, he goes to a particular point and places a charm there, if the charm is effective, then police can never and will never locate the initiation ground.
Chairman ( Black regalia) ....He is very important and he has two vote in electing office holders. The chairman makes sure the AXE head is in place and does its function properlly. But the AXE head is the most important and still wields more power than the chairman black axxe.
Chief Butcher: He is in charge of all butchers in the Temple and also a key figure during HIT ( Fight with another cult group) . He is very important.
Chief Ihaza: Financial keeper of the Temple.
Chief eye: In charge of mapping other cult members.. He has a list of notable and key figures in other cult group and also thier location. He is very active in Temple ( School ) Environment and very important to the success of a particular HIT.
Chief crier: He notifies all members of the black axxe when there is an important information to pass round. He notifies them to take cover or leave campus during HIT...

The AXE head pronounces the HIT before it starts and very important and he can also dissolve the office of the chairman in case of misconduct that might and can lead to rebelling.

Elders: They are usually former office holders of the temple whose tenure has expired and their presence is required as they see them as men of wisdom or can also make contibutions to the Temple.

The path we crawled through before going through the legs of the chairman black axxe is known as DEVILS PASSAGE. The chairmans leg opening is known as the HEAVENS GATE..

Immediately i passed through the heavens gate, i saw 7 candles arranged in circles and i crawled into the circle. others did same and we all assembled at the center of the circle with standing and surrounding us. I noticed something important, i noticed we where not even up to 40. We were more than 40 at the ju camp receiving mending but we became few in the circle. This is because other JU members who didnt join us at the circle has been played FM ( Format ). This is because the guy who brought them for initiation refused paying for the initiation and so they received free mending and they where chased out of the camp. They might even wonder for long in the bush part before locating thier way back to thier hostels.

WE knelt down at the centre of the circle and the AXXE head came with his red regalia and held an axe. He opened the initiation ground with a song and then the chief priest poured out the kokoma in a calabash and gave us to drink. Our right thumb was also sliced with a blade and the blood was dropped in the calabash. We drank from the calabash containing the kokoma. After that we then took the oat of allegiance.

" IF I BE USED AS AN AGENT OF OPRESSION,KIDNAPPING,STEALING, MURDER, MAY KOKOMA SQUEEZE LIFE OUT OF ME "

We then received our last slap and we where advised that if anybody slapped us after today, we should kill the person and nobody should slap you as an axxe man. The axe head then placed his metal on each of our heads and gave us our strong name. I was known as IDRIS ALOMA.. the initiation ceremony closed and i followed the man that took me down for initiation home. The man that took me for the initiation is known as my LM ( Links Man ). I got home with pains all over my body. He taught me how to identify myself to other cult members.

Aye axxe men x2 na me be aye idris aloma, kanta ethopia high temple, Aye axxe men...


Life after initiation.

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Romance / Re: Ejaculation by mmuonso(m): 12:04am On Sep 22, 2020
Mafok:
I have been disgraced many times by girls cause I ejaculate easily not even upto 2minutes
I have used herbs, kolaq , baby oku and even Sildenafil tab but all avail it’s doesn’t work for me
Pls I need you guys to help
Is there any medicine I can use to stop it
Or herbs ??
Pls house
have you tried viagra?
Travel / Re: Can 500k Take Me To UAE/QATAR by mmuonso(m): 1:49am On Apr 16, 2020
Papalapapa:

How much should I be looking at please?
please forget these two countries, because you gonna suffer and cry like a baby, if these agents from uae catches u, they take your money, and push over there, but qartar is good if you secure a job first before going there, but 700k will take u there,, I don't have contact, but am saying based on what I heard and saw
Celebrities / Re: 30BG Front Man Davido Bought A Mansion For His Crew. PHOTOS by mmuonso(m): 12:16am On Apr 14, 2020
I wonder why Davido need repentance, can someone tell me please
Romance / Re: Please Shey Make I Nack Ham by mmuonso(m): 9:23pm On Mar 28, 2020
Nack am Nack am, that shows how old u guys are, I use to think like this when I was I secondary school, and also when I started making money , but now, I have a daughter that is 17, and am regretting those moves I thought was sharp moves, its just child abuse
Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide Over Erectile Dysfunction In Delta State by mmuonso(m): 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2020
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you made a good point, but if he had gone to seminary,God will hunt him all his life, because he made a wrong sacrifice to God
Business / Re: For People Who Grew Up Poor And Eventually Escaped Poverty, Whats Your Story? by mmuonso(m): 9:52pm On Mar 26, 2020
OK, after Corona I will finish my story, but for now, My father was not that rich,,died when I was 11, my rich uncle promised to take care of my school fees so my mum can take care of the rest ,he paid my first term fee, but wanted to fukkk my mum who was still morning her husy, remember,she is still wearing her black clothes, not upto 1 month he died, my mum asked him if he was crazy to make such demand, the uncle became soooo mad and turned his back to my family, we enjoyed the hardship like no other ,in my second year in secondary school, we went to the place my brother was serving someone as a BOI BOI to borrow his only sandals so I could continue with my education, we later went back to him after few years to see if he could change his mind, but he told us to go fuukk ourselves, that day, I told him that in few years to come ,his kids must come to me for help, ladies and gentle men, he said that such will never never happen, because he made enough money that covers his kids till eternity, I was 14 then, and I told him , lets bet it will happen, to my own surprise, he brought out his fat hand and made a bet with me. fast forward 25years later, brothers and sisters, am helping his kids now, there is God and and AS LONG AS AM ALIVE, 100K WILL NEVER NEVER BE A PROBLEM TO ME, AND NOW, I HAVE ATLEAST 30PAIRS OF SHOES

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Romance / Re: Is This Wrong Of This Woman? by mmuonso(m): 12:17am On Nov 24, 2019
Been to Ethiopia before,they breast feed in public, Been to Mali, they do the same in the city ,in their village, some part of Nigeria,does the same,so now we think that we are civilized, trying to practice civilization, nonsense, feed your fucking baby wherever is comfortable for you

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Religion / Re: What Makes You Lose Your Belief In God(christian God) by mmuonso(m): 11:12am On Aug 20, 2019
sonmvayina:
The Christian God is a Roman creation... And just a figment of their imagination..

But the God of the old testament, is consciousness personified... The creator of heaven and earth.. Isaiah 45...
and whats the difference
Business / Re: For Your Branding Of Shirts by mmuonso(m): 11:08am On Aug 20, 2019
Adekdammy:
For your good and quality branded shirts, face caps, banners, roll up banners, contact me on 08038594959.
samples?
Romance / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Dies During Sex Marathon With 50-Year-Old Widow In Kenya by mmuonso(m): 9:13pm On Aug 15, 2019
Endtime ppussy
Nairaland / General / Re: Yeshua was changed to Jesus by Europeans with an occult agenda - Reno Omokri by mmuonso(m): 9:10pm On Aug 15, 2019
well i biliv in Jesus,if you like yeshua still ok,but am not really sure about the whole thing sometimes,now you bring up yeshua, IE , ex occult people,tells their bad experiences with jesus, so why not yeshua?
Family / Re: Is My Dick Normal? by mmuonso(m): 9:01pm On Aug 15, 2019
As lond as your dick can erect,you don"t have wahala,don"t marry the so called decent girl, make sure you marry a very exxxposed wild girl that knows her way around ddik and ddik business, also date few girls before talking marriage, and finally,always ask a girl what it takes to get her to her final busstop, very important,goodluck
Religion / Re: The True Images Of Satan In Its Serpent Form by mmuonso(m): 8:36pm On Aug 15, 2019
children s book story

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