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Romance / Re: If You Are A Virgin Pls Dont Open This by mmyfarmsltd(m): 4:11pm On Nov 06, 2018
atikulated2019:
What is the highest sex x duration you have ever experienced this year??
Me 65minutes first round
15 seconds
Romance / Re: Freaky Whatsapp Group For Matured Minds by mmyfarmsltd(m): 8:08pm On Nov 05, 2018
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Romance / Extra Large Zimbabwean(m) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 11:04am On Nov 05, 2018
Zimbabwean men are reportedly pleading with condom manufacturers to supply them with larger condoms, saying those available in local shops were "too small for them".

According to New Zimbabwe.com, men from a popular town called Mpandawana, said that they were at risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases, as some of the condoms often burst during sex.

The country's National Aids Council (NAC) reportedly identified Mpandawana, the largest service centre in Gutu, as a "hot spot" for new sexually transmitted diseases in Masvingo province.

In February, former health minister David Parirenyatwa challenged local manufacturers to produce condoms so as "to address concerns over the size of condoms imported from China".

'Too small'

Parirenyatwa urged manufacturers to produce condoms that were suitable for Zimbabwean men.

According to NewsDay, Parirenyatwa said at the time that the move would also save on foreign currency.

He said that young people in the southern African country complained about the size of the imported condoms, saying they were "too small".

At least 109.4 million condoms were distributed across Zimbabwe in 2016 which amounted to about 33 condoms per individual for the year, a New Zimbabwe.com report said.

This made Zimbabwe one of the five countries that exceeded the United Nations Population Funds regional mark of 30 male condoms per man per year, the report said.

Condoms were one of the key measures that government and development partners were using to fight the HIV and Aids prevalence
Family / Re: The moment you become a Mrs. by mmyfarmsltd(m): 10:03am On Nov 03, 2018
Toks2008:


Just tell her that one warped minded misogynist wrote one funny article and you don't even know what to say....then let her read and make her judgement.
OK thanks
Family / Re: The moment you become a Mrs. by mmyfarmsltd(m): 1:28am On Nov 03, 2018
Toks2008:
I chose to write this thread cos of the growing trend of many ladies leaving their marriages for reasons that will make a sane person puke and it is so funny that these ladies see no big deal in jumping out of their marriage thinking men out there will just jump at them when there are countless numbers of beautiful never married ladies out there.

One big fact i want every married lady to know is this ....

The moment you are married,the seal of spinsterhood is broken and such seal can never be fixed...in other words...if you leave that union,you can never be seen as a never married or single lady so to say but you automatically become a divorcee. And in most cases also,when men approach divorcees for romantic union,they usually have the mindset that it's a favor they are rendering to these ladies which is why many lady divorcees end up single for a very long time and many end up as intimacy gadgets in the hands of randy men.

Why this sermon? it is to tell ladies that they must really think before they go into any marriage because it is better to be never married at 40 than to be a divorcee at 30.Ladies should see marriage as a very special Institute they must guard and should never take for granted at a time guys don't need a wife to enjoy what husbands enjoy as sex is cheap and it is quite easier getting a baby mama rather than going through the stress of fatherhood...it is quite easier for a guy to spend his money on himself rather than spending on a family.

Believe it or not,most guys in marriage of 5 years and above secretly wish that they have the chance to be with a new lady but only few remain disciplined so it is your duty to guard your marriage and take it very seriously.

For those ladies who are quick to say "I will leave my marriage if my hubby cheats on me"...have you ever thought of the fact that when he eventually cheats on you to your face then he really wants you to leave.

Most ladies who say marriage is not necessary usually enjoy hopping from one man to another and i wonder if that is their preferred option. I will advise them to wake up from their delusion and have a rethink. Marriage is more of companionship than sexual intimacy and no matter how beautiful a lady is,in most cases,once she gets into her 40s,the hype of having men flock around her will dwindle and loneliness becomes the order of the day,...only then will she understand that indeed,marriage is an important aspect of life no woman should joke with.


Marriage is more spiritual than physical and nothing gladdens the Devil more than seeing marriages crumble since it is the very institution GOD meticulously established so it is your duty as a lady to guard your marriage and the only logical reason for you to leave your marriage is if your life is seriously threatened...any other reason can be worked out. No matter how many times you change men,there will always be a reason to leave so stop running about and make your marriage work.

There is no good or bad choice of spouse but what we have is your choice and what you make out of it.

NEVER ALLOW ANOTHER LADY PUSH YOU OUT OF YOUR MARRIAGE OR YOU MAY REGRET IT.

This will definitely make no sense to many ladies.
I don't even know if I'm to share this article with my wife and not making seem as if it's a threat.
Family / Re: The moment you become a Mrs. by mmyfarmsltd(m): 1:25am On Nov 03, 2018
I don't even know if I'm to share this article with my wife and not making seem as if it's a threat.
Toks2008:
I chose to write this thread cos of the growing trend of many ladies leaving their marriages for reasons that will make a sane person puke and it is so funny that these ladies see no big deal in jumping out of their marriage thinking men out there will just jump at them when there are countless numbers of beautiful never married ladies out there.

One big fact i want every married lady to know is this ....

The moment you are married,the seal of spinsterhood is broken and such seal can never be fixed...in other words...if you leave that union,you can never be seen as a never married or single lady so to say but you automatically become a divorcee. And in most cases also,when men approach divorcees for romantic union,they usually have the mindset that it's a favor they are rendering to these ladies which is why many lady divorcees end up single for a very long time and many end up as intimacy gadgets in the hands of randy men.

Why this sermon? it is to tell ladies that they must really think before they go into any marriage because it is better to be never married at 40 than to be a divorcee at 30.Ladies should see marriage as a very special Institute they must guard and should never take for granted at a time guys don't need a wife to enjoy what husbands enjoy as sex is cheap and it is quite easier getting a baby mama rather than going through the stress of fatherhood...it is quite easier for a guy to spend his money on himself rather than spending on a family.

Believe it or not,most guys in marriage of 5 years and above secretly wish that they have the chance to be with a new lady but only few remain disciplined so it is your duty to guard your marriage and take it very seriously.

For those ladies who are quick to say "I will leave my marriage if my hubby cheats on me"...have you ever thought of the fact that when he eventually cheats on you to your face then he really wants you to leave.

Most ladies who say marriage is not necessary usually enjoy hopping from one man to another and i wonder if that is their preferred option. I will advise them to wake up from their delusion and have a rethink. Marriage is more of companionship than sexual intimacy and no matter how beautiful a lady is,in most cases,once she gets into her 40s,the hype of having men flock around her will dwindle and loneliness becomes the order of the day,...only then will she understand that indeed,marriage is an important aspect of life no woman should joke with.


Marriage is more spiritual than physical and nothing gladdens the Devil more than seeing marriages crumble since it is the very institution GOD meticulously established so it is your duty as a lady to guard your marriage and the only logical reason for you to leave your marriage is if your life is seriously threatened...any other reason can be worked out. No matter how many times you change men,there will always be a reason to leave so stop running about and make your marriage work.

There is no good or bad choice of spouse but what we have is your choice and what you make out of it.

NEVER ALLOW ANOTHER LADY PUSH YOU OUT OF YOUR MARRIAGE OR YOU MAY REGRET IT.

This will definitely make no sense to many ladies.
Politics / Re: NNPC Shores Up Fuel Supply With BP Oil Deal by mmyfarmsltd(m): 6:43am On Nov 02, 2018
Enough of all this stories; Nigerians deserve better livelyhood.
Mrakeli:
The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) Thursday said it had signed a six-month crude-for-product deal with BP Oil International Ltd, to supply Nigeria petrol ahead of the upcoming Yuletide and 2019 general elections.

This is coming as Brazil’s Petroleo Brasileiro SA will sell its 50 per cent stake in a Nigerian oil and gas exploration venture to a consortium led by top oil trader, Vitol for $1.53 billion.


This divestment is the latest step in the Brazilian state-controlled oil company’s debt reduction drive, according to a securities filing on Wednesday.

NNPC said in a statement by its Group General Manager, Public Affairs, Mr. Ndu Ughamadu, that the BP deal was part of the corporation’s Direct Sale-Direct Purchase (DSDP) petrol supply framework.

Ughamadu added that the deal would ensure robust supply of petroleum products across the country and especially going into the Yuletide period and elections which are due early in 2019.

According to the corporation, its deal with the BP will cover up to 20 per cent of the total petrol supply under the DSDP arrangement.

It added that the DSDP basically allows it to exchange crude oil with international oil traders for imported petroleum products over a period of time.

The statement quoted the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Dr. Maikanti Baru, as saying shortly after signing the agreement, that the corporation was committed to ensuring that petrol remained available in Nigeria, and would invite new and old players to participate in the industry.

Baru, explained that over the years, BP had demonstrated the capacity and robustness to augment the forecasted petrol shortfall by NNPC, especially as the winter period approaches and as Nigeria’s elections get underway early into the New Year.

“As a reliable supplier, we think BP is a brand that we can always partner with. We trust the company and we have a good relationship with it. We also believe in the company’s commitment towards the development of local content,” said Baru in the statement.

He commended BP for choosing to partner with AYM Shafa, a local oil company, which he said had been expanding its downstream footprints across the nook and cranny of the country.

According to Baru: “BP’s partnership with AYM Shafa towards delivering on its DSDP obligations makes it a perfect fit for our plans to ensure that there is adequate supply of products throughout the coming Yuletide and even beyond the election period.
“In AYM Shafa, you are talking of a local company with over 150 retail outlets, depots as well as a good network of trucks nationwide.”

Responding, the Head of Marketing and Origination of BP’s oil trading business, Mr. John Goodridge, said in the statement that it was a great honour for his company to be trusted by the NNPC as one of its strategic suppliers.
“We are delighted to have the opportunity to work more closely with the NNPC. Going forward, we hope to grow this mutual relationship to greater things,” Goodridge said.

He stated that his company has a global network of refineries capable of generating the products to meet NNPC’s demands, adding that the objectives is to ensure that over the next six months, Nigeria does not witness any products shortages.

The DSDP was introduced in 2016, as a model carried out through direct sales of crude oil to refiners or consultants, who in turn supply NNPC with equivalent worth of products.

Since its inception, the DSDP model has saved NNPC millions of dollars that would have been paid through demurrage, and also proven to be a major component of its petroleum products supply portfolio which ensures stability in products supply nationwide.

Petrobras to Sell Stake to Vitol-led Group for $1.5 bn

Brazil’s Petroleo Brasileiro SA will sell its 50 per cent stake in a Nigerian oil and gas exploration venture to a consortium led by top oil trader Vitol for $1.53 billion.

This development is the latest step in the state-controlled oil company’s debt reduction drive, according to a securities filing on Wednesday.

The other 50 per cent stake in Petrobras Oil and Gas BV, also known as Petrobras Africa, is owned by Brazilian investment bank BTG Pactual, which in a Wednesday filing confirmed a Reuters report that it would likely hang on to its portion after previously mulling a sale.

Petrobras, one of the world’s most indebted oil majors, had targeted $21 billion in asset sales for 2017 and 2018, but only succeeded in unloading $9.5 billion worth by the end of the first half.

The deal involves a stake in some of two deepwater exploration blocks that are among Nigeria’s largest and lowest-cost fields.
Swiss-based Vitol is expected to shoulder the largest part of the investment, spending an estimated $1 billion, according to a Reuters report in June about the oil trader’s interest..

Vancouver-based Africa Oil Corp and Delonex Energy, an Africa-focused oil company, are members of the consortium.
Petrobras earlier this year sold a 25 percent stake in Roncador, one of Brazil’s largest oil fields, to Norway’s Equinor ASA for about $2 billion.

It is also in talks to sell its TAG gas pipeline unit, probably to a group led by France´s Engie SA, for more than $7 billion, although the process has been halted by a Brazilian Supreme Court injunction.

https://www.akelicious.net/2018/11/nnpc-shores-up-fuel-supply-with-bp-oil.html
Religion / Re: "His Name Is Not Jesus" - Daddy Freeze Condemns The Name 'Jesus' by mmyfarmsltd(m): 6:54am On Nov 01, 2018
This guy is simply anti Christ
Tessyama1:
Controversial OAP and online pastor, Daddy Freeze says 99% of what our Pastors and GOs taught us is false.

According to him, the word 'Jesus' has no meaning and was invented by manipulators. Read his post below...

"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmVxtwAQ5t/

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/10/it-has-no-meaning-daddy-freeze-codemns-the-name-jesus.html

Celebrities / Re: "My Booty Looks Great" - Seyi Shay Shows Her Backside (Photos) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:48pm On Oct 31, 2018
gistfever:

Deborah Oluwaseyi Joshua professionally known by her stage name Seyi Shay flaunts her booty as she rocks the runway.

She wrote:
"Voice sounds good, booty looks great, life is my runway... SEYI SLAY for @tokyojames"

See photo:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/10/my-booty-looks-great-seyi-shay-flaunts.html

you remain one of my very favorite Seyi shay
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: We’re Focused On How To Create Jobs — Not Learning ‘Shaku Shaku' by mmyfarmsltd(m): 8:56am On Oct 30, 2018
MeanChris:
By Dyepkazah Shibayan in On the GoThe Nation




https://www.thecable.ng/peter-obi-taunts-osinbajo-were-focused-on-how-to-create-jobs-not-learning-shaku-shaku
Any political party offering to restructure our great country wins my vote.

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Romance / Re: 'I Want To Have Sex With Wizkid’ – Beautiful Nigerian Lady by mmyfarmsltd(m): 6:48pm On Oct 25, 2018
Jenniferblog:
Following the trending Wizkid’s song video ‘Fever’ which featured his ‘Big sis’ Tiwa Savage, as video vixen, a Nigerian lady has revealed her bizarre intentions for the singer.

The young lady who seem not to care about the backlash that will follow, took to her Twitter page to declare that she just wants to “Bleep” the singer after several dreams of them having sex.

She wrote:

‘I sha want to Bleep Wizkid, I’ve had several dreams about it . It was a madness’

See more of her pictures

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2018/10/i-want-to-Bleep-wizkid-beautiful-nigerian-lady/

sorry not fit enough to be his next baby mama
Business To Business / Re: New Wooden Pallets For Sale. by mmyfarmsltd(m): 10:54am On Oct 25, 2018
rentageek:
can I get a few pallettes in Abuja?
yes we can. Quantity?
Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi Receives Man Of The Match (PHOTO) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:02am On Oct 23, 2018
chukwuibuipob:
cool very good boy He shud cum to Man UTD
what have you done with Alexis?
Politics / Re: How Ambode Is Fixing The Roads In Lagos (PHOTOS) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 11:11pm On Oct 22, 2018
Funny how his govt fix roads but won't put in place trash or side bins....
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Celebrities / Re: Chioma, The Chef Chi & Simi: Who Wore It Better? by mmyfarmsltd(m): 2:05am On Oct 22, 2018
Simi killed it

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Romance / Re: Fashion Designer Gives Her Fiance Doggy Pose In Pre-wedding Photos by mmyfarmsltd(m): 8:39pm On Oct 20, 2018
Lustfull affair.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Mikel John Obi Meet (Photo) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 8:17pm On May 30, 2018
funtomiee:
hmmm i see something. that guy putting on blu and white
dat thing under him tho grin grin grin grin grin grin

That's the only thing you'll see
Car Talk / Re: Container Falls On Range Rover In Oyo, Truck Driver Flees (Pictures) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 2:47pm On May 03, 2018
Lol I witness the event. This happened over a month and half ago.... Stale

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Agriculture / Re: Cassava Farmers In Abuja, Kogi, Nasarawa, Niger & Kaduna States, Let's Meet Here by mmyfarmsltd(m): 2:29pm On May 02, 2018
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Crime / Re: Deadly Gang Member 'Spartacus' Arrested In Ogun, Makes Shocking Revelations by mmyfarmsltd(m): 10:55am On Apr 29, 2018
Lazynigeriayouth# PMB talked about.
Agriculture / New Wooden Pallets 2018 by mmyfarmsltd(m): 3:53pm On Mar 18, 2018
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Business To Business / New Wooden Pallets For Sale. by mmyfarmsltd(m): 10:13am On Aug 10, 2015
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Crime / Re: Photo - Housewife Dumps Day old Baby Into Toilet! by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:15am On Jun 27, 2015
dump her in jail.
Crime / Re: 75-year-old Man Defiles His 11-year-old Granddaughter (Picture) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:12am On Jun 27, 2015
End time tbh!
Business / Re: Customers, Bank Staff Fight Over BVN Registration by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:13pm On Jun 25, 2015
:-Xdon't know why a large chunk of Nigerians love the late hour rush. Smh
Jokes Etc / Urgent!!! by mmyfarmsltd(m): 6:55pm On Jun 17, 2015
Pls I need your advice!
My girl friend is dating a soldier I don't know if going to the barracks to warn him is okay.
Agriculture / Re: nil....nil.... by mmyfarmsltd(m): 6:42am On Jun 08, 2015
Yes it is from the southwest.
Agriculture / nil....nil.... by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:10pm On Jun 02, 2015
Thank you.

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