₦airaland Forum

Creeza:
A country that many are denouncing is what oga is promoting and even proud about it.
Different madness for different yeyebrities

BigCabal:
A vasectomy is a permanent contraceptive method where a male’s vas deferens is cut and tied or sealed to prevent sperm from getting to the urethra, to stop the man from ejaculating and fertilizing the female’s egg. Whew, that’s a lot of grammar. In simpler English, the tube that carries sperm from the testicles is tied up or sealed in order to prevent the sperm from reaching the penis. This procedure is mostly permanent although it may be reversed in some cases.

Men are increasingly considering vasectomies as a contraceptive method. For the most part, they do it to take the burden off their female partners who have historically been expected to use birth control methods that give them nasty side effects and some times, permanent damage. Vasectomies are generally safe and not as painful as most people think it is. I talked to 5 Nigerian men about vasectomies. They had some pretty interesting answers.

Paul, 38
I decided to get a vasectomy because we were done havings kids and no longer wanted to worry about falling pregnant. It’s less invasive for a guy to get a vasectomy than for a woman to undergo tubal ligation (tying up the fallopian tubes). It’s also way cheaper and requires much shorter recovery time. It’s not even comparable.

I had it done three years ago at my doctor’s office. It was a keyhole surgery (a minimally invasive surgery that’s carried out through a small incision in the skin) with local anaesthesia. I was chatting with the doctor the whole time while he had my balls in his hands. The procedure took all of 30 minutes. I had it done on a Friday and only took Monday off work (because its a desk job). I was cleared to return to the gym after a week.

I don’t regret it at all because it was an informed decision. Also, my wife put her body through the trials of pregnancy and childbirth. Getting a vasectomy done is such a small hit to take for the team. It’s even a bonus because you can have sexy time without condoms or fear of getting pregnant.

When people hear that I underwent the procedure, they’re generally chill about it. Except Nigerian men. They act like they’ve seen a ghost or I called their mother a witch. I can see them fighting the urge to grab their balls to ensure it’s still there. There’s no regret for me. I have two kids. I don lock shop. My team has retired my jersey. Full MVP status.

Hamza, 31
I’ve setup a vasectomy appointment for November. I don’t have any children and I’m perfectly fine with the prospect of never having one. My girlfriend is completely fine with it although I dare not tell my mother.

Ejiro, 47
I got a vasectomy six years ago. The birth of my third child was a shock to my wife and me, so we immediately decided that I would undergo a vasectomy. It wasn’t a big deal; I’m a doctor and I knew exactly what to expect. I was told it would be potentially painful but it really wasn’t. I was prescribed painkillers and I stopped taking them about ten days after the procedure.

I had it done here in the UK so it was pretty straightforward and, more importantly, free. Asides my wife, not even my close friends and family know that I underwent the procedure. Even if they did, they wouldn’t be surprised I had it done.

Now that I’ve had it done, I’ve got complete sexual freedom. I’m not bothered about whether my wife remembers to take her pills. I’m happy knowing that I’ve completed my family size. It is something I should have taken responsibility for and done a long time ago.

Sam, 32
I’m yet to get a vasectomy but my wife and I are in agreement on this, and I’ve spoken with a urologist. I’ve decided to get this done in November (that’s when our baby will be born) because my wife and I got married knowing that we’re both AS. You might think it’s a big risk but we both knew what we were getting into. Before we got married, we both wanted a child.

When she got pregnant, we took a test to confirm the genotype of the baby, and if she turned out to be SS, we would have aborted immediately. Luckily, she’s AS.

I’m a health worker, so I have experienced firsthand what women go through with birth control and family planning. I’ve seen how it messes them up in different ways like weight gain and constant bleeding. I’ve decided to take that pain off my wife and get a vasectomy done.

Ayo, 34
I’ve decided to get one. I’m married and I have 2 boys that mean the world to me. People ask if I don’t want to try again for a girl and I wonder if they will help me cater for that extra mouth in this Nigerian economy.

Source: https://www.zikoko.com/man/5-nigerian-men-talk-about-vasectomies/

ggirl4real:
Our religious folks should come and say they are lieing as usual

According to them - anything that makes the Bible looks untrue is a lie

ggirl4real:
Maybe or maybe not.

Can God produce a sperm cell or egg?

ggirl4real:
Science solves verifiable problems, religion only gives hope

Science does not assume to be perfect unlike religion

I prefer science to religion anyday anytime

Science has explained how egg and sperm combine to form a living being. You can choose to believe the Bible or science. It's your right Sir

Arthurity1:
With our current technology, we are not nearly ready for an alien invasion.... Forget the crap Hollywood sells to you, if an alien invasion should start, there would be no single human left on earth.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/scientists-discover-impossible-planet-possibility-22705062

Petyr1:
always the sex shaaaa. you people don't get tired? your mates are buying books, cars, good things but you are busy buying condom
you should have use that money to buy noodles

robert334:
Please help, my own issue is that the "choose files" to upload document is not responding.

Solution1989:
Good evening m having issues incorporating a company after paying for the registration and even receiving firs stamp duty approval it just displayin approval pending for 3 days now and later later received mail message as status failed but in my cac portal approval pending but I am yet to upload documents because am waiting for necessary signature so I don't know why such reply shold be in my mail

joehonest:
Availability code is required by CAC to prove that you have successfully reserved your company Name, you will have access to your availability code only when you might have been approved by CAC. After applying for Name Reservation you will have a pending approval, once you are approved you will see approval note all you need to do is down the approval note from the CAC portal and you will see your availability code clearly written.
Read more >>> https://www.schooldrillers.com/procedure-checking-availability-code-cac-company-registration/

vonxe:
I bought your seed but the yield was low.
After doing all the necessary things

Newway2:
As the new planting season commences, all of us will be buying different kinds of seeds to plant on the farm with hope of having a bountiful harvest.

Pls permit me to give small seminar on seed classifications & how it may affect our harvest.

seunmohmoh:
What's up with the fire? Is it normal?

sulaak:
There's a ministry on agriculture in every LGA area. Tractors are given to this ministries and not individual farmers. It is a good idea from the government.

Why give tractors to farmers that can't maintain them, the country is creating jobs for other countries, in this case, Brazil by spending billions of dollars importing tractors and supply them to the unskilled farmers.

Why not build an assembly plant in collaboration with the Brazillian tractor manufacturers and assemble tractors that will be hired out to farmers for a fee.

Gucciblog:
See more:

https://zenithnaija.com/woman-sues-ex-boyfriend-after-his-abnormal-manhood-widened-her-private-part/

iGISTMORE:
A Nigerian lady has taken to popular Facebook group to declare that she can’t h*e her way for anything less than 450 thousand Naira for one night.

Nikki Fe Fe, while posting randy photos of herself on the group, stated categorically that she won’t sit on any d*ck for less than her stipulated amount.

Sharing her photos on the group Nikki tells single guys to utilize her raunchy photos at night as it will catalyze the process of reaching their most sensual satisfaction.

She wrote,



BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/cant-sit-dick-less-450k-per-night-nigerian-lady-declares

dainformant:
According to Italian media reports, eight Nigerians have allegedly raped a young lady in front of her boyfriend after holding them hostage in Province of Arezzo in Italy. 

It was gathered that the couple believed to be Nigerians also - were offered to be hosted at the house where the Nigerian immigrants live as the man's girlfriend was asked to prepare food for them - not knowing what they had planned. 

The boyfriend was reportedly beaten by the Nigerian migrants, while the leader of the group allegedly grabbed the girl and threatened her with the knife before sexually assaulting her along with others.. 

According to reports, after the couple were allowed to go the next morning, they reported the issue to the Arezzo police department as report has it that the suspects are currently on the run. 

It was scooped that the police identified four of the Nigerians and have accused them for various crimes including sexual violence in the region. 

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/11/eight-nigerians-allegedly-rape-lady-in-front-of-her-boyfriend-in-italy.html

naptu2:
The drunk policeman that appeared in a viral video has been dismissed from the Force by the Inspector General of Police.

Inspector Kadima Useni served with the 22nd squadron of the Mobile Police Force (Mopol 22) in Ikeja before his dismissal.

His dismissal was announced by the Rapid Response Squad of the Lagos State Police Command on their Twitter feed.

https://mobile.twitter.com/rrslagos767/status/1060184159015108608


See previous thread here.

https://www.nairaland.com/4831814/drunk-lagos-policeman-goes-viral

Toreddo3679:
I just had s*x with an Olosho without protection..
What should I do please