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Sports / Re: Real Madrid Unveil Photos Of Their New Bernabeu Stadium With Retractable Roof by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:59am On Jul 08, 2021
Be grateful but also be optimistic, a lot of people are wishing to be in your shoes.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Eighteen Convicted Al-shabab Militants Executed In Northeast Somalia(pics,Video) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:36pm On Jun 27, 2021
In Nigeria the reverse is the case.

Rehabilitation. You see say crase dey this country.
Crime / Re: CCTV Footage Of Chidinma & Usifo Ataga At Restaurant Before She Killed Him by mmyfarmsltd(m): 10:05am On Jun 25, 2021
ppogba:


It is called the Stockholm syndrome.

This one done watch money heist taya
Crime / Re: CCTV Footage Of Chidinma & Usifo Ataga At Restaurant Before She Killed Him by mmyfarmsltd(m): 10:01am On Jun 25, 2021
DWJOBScom:
Small small more evidence to assist the poor girl defend herself.

Noone is listening to her story

I hope she wins

Scumbag so many dangerous folks like you everywhere.

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Nairaland / General / Re: New Scamming Skill : How I Was Almost Scammed Today by mmyfarmsltd(m): 4:00pm On Jun 18, 2021
After plenty whinning they eventually gave me a union bank account. Mumu people.
Crime / Re: Osun Police Arrest Man With Body Parts Of His Friend's Girlfriend (Photo) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 4:31pm On Jun 12, 2021
Osun State & ritualist.

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Nairaland / General / Re: New Scamming Skill : How I Was Almost Scammed Today by mmyfarmsltd(m): 2:24pm On Apr 23, 2021
Lol they tried to pull same trick on me today.
AMZYMAYO:
I will just go straight to the point.

Had my goods listed on Jiji for bed sheets and adult toys. Got a call this morning, and the man said they would be interested in getting bed sheets for their serviced apartments.

We agreed on us meeting and inspecting on the sheets and duvets. After some seconds, he said he has a problem and will need my help.

He told me that they usually get chrome additives (German type) to protect pipes and other stuffs from corroding. And the owner (Alhaji Usman Galadima) is suspecting him of adding price. So he needs a middleman to call the Alhaji and give him the price. He said he normally realize 45,000 (selling price was 145,000 and the price he gets from Alhaji is 185,000). He said after deducting transportation cost and other expenses, we will share the remaining equally.

On hearing that, I was as alert as a soldier deployed to Sambisa forest. I was so happy, calculating at least 700k to 1 million. Was thanking my God for the opportunity already.

After some minutes, I got a text message of the supplier in Lagos. I called him, we spoke about the additive. He said the final price was 150k per gallon. (earlier the man told me they would be needing 50 gallons). I tried negotiating to 145k but he refused.

Ended the call, called the man (Mr. Mike 09017554303) back. Told him the new price. He said he would send the Alhaji's number to me so I can negotiate with him. He said I should tell him 200k per gallon because he would still negotiate. And I should peg the price at 195k.

Called the Alhaji Usman (09046851839) and he agreed to pay 195k per gallon plus he would get 16 bed sheets and duvet from me (I was grinning from side to side oo). But he said he would need a sample to confirm the originality of the product.

I ended the call and call Mr Mike back. He said I should discuss with Mr. Festus (the seller) that he should give me 1 gallon. He said I should tell him Alhaji Abubakar Attah (the seller's long term customer who happened to be sick and in the USA) is the owner. I called the seller and I told him as Mr. Mike explained. He said I would get the sample in my address in Ibadan. But I'll still have to drop some amount. At this point I know they are scammers. Just decided to play along.

I asked the seller what the amount would be but he refused calling a specific amount. I told him I didn't have any money on me. So he hanged up.

Still catching more cruise, I decided to call Mr Mike. I explained all to him. He said I should find him about 20k.

That was when I rained heavy curses on his generation. grin grin


So guys, be careful out there. Scammers are on the lose, looking for different means to scam innocent, hard-working citizens. Wear your thinking cap all the time. If a deal is too good to be true, maybe it is a fraud.

Numbers

Mr Mike: 09017554303
Mr Festus: 07080367674, 08090684988
Alhaji Usman: 09046851839

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Sports / Re: Wilfred Ndidi Asking Kelechi Iheanacho To "Cut Soap For Him" by mmyfarmsltd(m): 12:54pm On Apr 19, 2021
Omo I think say too much money go make this guys forget cruise.

Cruise still dey him body die.
Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Sends Leicester To First FA Cup Final Since 1969 by mmyfarmsltd(m): 6:49am On Apr 19, 2021
Just like racism please keep tribalism away from sport games....it doesn't help sportsmanship.
Also note that there was a time musa armed was at the peek and was playing for one of the finest clubs in Europe before been transfer to the finest club in Saudi.....even though his football age is young the man ain't a boy and that will affect the performances

Faber:
God bless Seniorman Kelechi Iheanacho
Congrats Odogwu!

3 Igbo strikers are on a scoring spree dominating Europe
Simy Nwankwo just broke George Weah record in Italy, and is close to breaking Aubamayang record
Paul Onuachu is the highest goal scorer in Belgium for this season.
Kelechi Iheanacho just became Leicester city's highest scorer for this season and fired them to FA Cup final since 56 yrs

Meanwhile the Fulani captain Musa is now playing for Kano Pillars and was unveiled some days ago in a cubicle grin grin


Igbo Amaka

Football Amaka
Health / Re: Akeredolu: 124,817 Pregnant Women Living With HIV In Ondo by mmyfarmsltd(m): 6:39am On Apr 19, 2021
[quote author=Saltybear post=100886414][/quote] you're sick. Very insane. By the way must your comment on my post. Mind your business you fool.
Health / Re: Akeredolu: 124,817 Pregnant Women Living With HIV In Ondo by mmyfarmsltd(m): 9:06pm On Apr 17, 2021
Saltybear:


You are sulking

Grow up and be an adult . Next time you want to air an opinion be ready to back it up

Attention seeker! What back up point do you have based on your senseless opinion?
Health / Re: Akeredolu: 124,817 Pregnant Women Living With HIV In Ondo by mmyfarmsltd(m): 6:12am On Apr 17, 2021
Saltybear:


You are rather unintelligent
It means probably times 3 in men are infected because these are the pregnant women, they aren't counting the single women not pregnant who are hiv positive
Or the ones who did arbortions who are hiv positive then the men who are busy catching it


Does your comment make you more intelligent?
Your opinion shouldn't bring about an insult.
Why are you people so weak & why publicly express your weakness?
Health / Re: Akeredolu: 124,817 Pregnant Women Living With HIV In Ondo by mmyfarmsltd(m): 5:10am On Apr 16, 2021
Meaning equally amount of men are also infected, maybe slightly less.

Height of Sexual immorality.

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala: I Was Surprised Trump Blocked My WTO Job by mmyfarmsltd(m): 10:57am On Feb 16, 2021
GameGod:

How? 163 members voted for NOI. Yoo myung was out voted. Guy use your sense na

Oga I too know. Yoo Myung-hee stepped down monkey.
Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala: I Was Surprised Trump Blocked My WTO Job by mmyfarmsltd(m): 8:12am On Feb 16, 2021
If trump blocked your appointment then biden blocked Yoo Myung-hee appointment too.
Politics every where.
Politics / Re: I Have Not Left The PDP - Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Joining APC by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:16pm On Feb 10, 2021
But eventually you will abi
Romance / Re: My Experience With Women As A Good Looking Guy. by mmyfarmsltd(m): 9:11pm On Jan 29, 2021
Upload your ugly face a beg i won't be surprised to we one bleached skin beard guy deceiving himself of his looks.
If you think say u fine, I swear before you go too far you will see someone with better looks.

One advise:

If you fine & u no get money my friend you'll fade up in the sight of 99% of 9ja babes.

Work hard & stay away from premarital sex
Leave petty issues alone this is 2021.

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Travel / Re: FG To Receive 802 Nigerian Returnees From Saudi Arabia by mmyfarmsltd(m): 11:59am On Jan 28, 2021
Mekudi:
I'm sure Yoruba people will full the list

Modafuckin tribalist
Romance / Re: The Deeper Life Lady I Want To Marry Doesn't Want To Know My Place by mmyfarmsltd(m): 11:58am On Jan 28, 2021
Fellow nairalanders i need your consent should we let the cat out of the basket?

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Politics / Re: Dangote Says His Ex-Girlfriend Tried To Extort $5 Million From Him by mmyfarmsltd(m): 7:46am On Jan 28, 2021
Moral summary of this nollywood in collaboration hollywood artist is that fornication & premarital affairs can bring you down quite easily.
Its quite shameful & ridiculous to be a gold digger on the other hand the mighty will be humbled when he cannot control his third leg.
Are they both ss3 students?
Pets / Re: Indian Man Spent 72 Hours With 72 Venomous Snakes To Prove A Point by mmyfarmsltd(m): 8:13am On Jan 23, 2021
You're a rare gem, I wish 30% of Nigerians or even more if possible can have your kind of mindset.

light099:


'Provocation' is not a constant, rather it is a variable. Even if Neelam Kumar didn't start a provocation, anything else could have. One of the snakes could have gone rogue and initiated chaos in the enclosure or an external factor or spectator could have constituted provocation. But nay, 72 full hours with 72 harmful snakes in an enclosure; no fight, no bite, no death.
It's no coincidence.

Whenever I see Viola Brand perform bicycle stunts or David Belle perform parkour stunts, I can only mutter this, "wow, this is pure magic and it is real." In other words, it is a real miracle happening live. It is not a film trick, it's a real magic. Literally, it's seeing someone do the impossible.
Real scientists, regardless of their anti-theism belief have come to admit there were 'miracles' at different points which made the existence of the universe a possibility.
Beyond that, it takes a miracle for the universe to continue running as each day goes by.
Life at it's purest natural state is a miracle. This miracle is the link between the natural and the supernatural because by law of progression, all these natural miracles are hinting of the possibility of a higher state.


I believe in miracles, not because I think they happen sometimes, but because I've seen they happen all the time.

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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho: You Cannot Threaten Or Arrest Me (Video) by mmyfarmsltd(m): 8:00am On Jan 23, 2021
So fe ma whine wa ni? Living freely is not the issue, if you cannot live and abide with the rules & regulations of a particular region then you're not welcome there. The Fulani's in ibarapa are not only opposing the rules they're also perpetuating atrocities against humanity...see I am a victim of their evil, I am forced to vacate a 50hectares of land I leased from Maya area in ibarapa local govt area because of their excesses.

izzou:
grin

Whether Sunday likes it or not, the Fulanis are free to live anywhere they want. The same goes for an Igbo, Yoruba or any other tribe

You can't just wake up one morning and threaten a whole community.

If you feel aggrieved, join Nnamdi Kanu's WhatsApp group. But as long as Nigeria exists, anybody is free to live anywhere
Politics / Re: 30 Days After, Reopened Borders Still Trickling Back To Life by mmyfarmsltd(m): 1:56pm On Jan 17, 2021
agwom:


https://dailytrust.com/30-days-after-reopened-borders-still-trickling-back-to-life

Anyone who can summarise this article for me gets 500 naira recharge of their choice.
Religion / Re: When Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by mmyfarmsltd(m): 1:48pm On Jan 17, 2021
nizetee:


I disagree if Jesus is God in the flesh, if he's the same god of the old testament as christians claim. Then all the massacres of old is attributed to him. In short Jesus is a murderous bastard!

Your opinion though. You dare not blaspheme against Mohammed, Muslims will kill you outrightly however you've just done it against a merciful God, he has forgiven you but you won't have one or two lessons to learn sooner or later.
Religion / Re: When Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by mmyfarmsltd(m): 1:41pm On Jan 17, 2021
matrix199:
You give it to her. Didn't the Bible say, 'ask and it shall be given'?


Pls be careful on the kind of jokes to crack.
The word of the lord is mysterious.

I know you know what exactly is meant in the bible that says "ask & you shall be given"
Agriculture / Re: Cash From Pawpaw Plantation – In Just 6 Months After Planting by mmyfarmsltd(m): 2:54pm On Jan 16, 2021
Do you've a link to off takers?





I wonder where people sell what they don't run. Guys beware. Why sell seedlings instead of seed?
The problem with papaya seeds is that its always sold in bulk eliminating small holders like those in the home who may need maximum of 10 trees or even less.

I may soon start selling pure f1 generation seeds in small quantity like 10 seeds if my proposed demonstration farm for papaya is good.

Recommended spacing is even 1.5m x 1.5m or 1.8m x 1.8m which will give 4400 per hectare/440 per plot or 3200 per hectare/320 per plot.
Farmgate prices I found out is 100 per fruit and it also depends on the variety if its supersweet.

The farm will certainly be good towards large consumer towns like state capitals.
Music/Radio / Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by mmyfarmsltd(m): 9:46pm On Jan 15, 2021
Sukura kilo ko si o, yeehhh !!
Suku shaker, I am shoe maker
Yeehhh !!!
Caroline save your drama
I don’t need it for the Soap Opera
Hola Hola, Mr olopa, am not here to cause wahala

Davido Fia

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Business / Re: Locally Made Wooden Pallets by mmyfarmsltd(m): 10:32am On Jan 14, 2021
Mide3367:
Price and location

4,800
Ibadan.
Business / Locally Made Wooden Pallets by mmyfarmsltd(m): 8:06am On Jan 14, 2021
For storage of grains, pure water production, elevation of goods & products & bottling companies.

Contact Mmy Pallets for strong and durable wooden pallets.
07066540246. 07062273373

Romance / Re: Incest : Twins Having Sex With Each Other by mmyfarmsltd(m): 8:28pm On Jan 12, 2021
What happens when she cheats on him or she finds out he's having extra marital affairs?
Romance / Re: "Stingy Women Association Of Nigeria" Launched To Counter The Men's Version by mmyfarmsltd(m): 1:10pm On Jan 12, 2021
Kriss216:
The only thing an average Nigerian girl can offer in a relationship is just sex.


The truth remains, sex is the cheapest commodity in town presently. Chat a random girl online, promise her lunch or dinner and watch her open legs like a fountain of river.

So sad you're right.
Agriculture / Re: Maize Hybrid Seed Seedco by mmyfarmsltd(m): 1:18pm On Jan 09, 2021
Mide3367:
which kind question be this na . Who has time to count the cobs on a maize or weighing it.? Why not buy it and start counting cobs?

As a potential customer, they are entitle to various degrees of questions, it is your place to address each question to the best of your knowledge.

Incase youve questions pls dont hesitate to ask. Its better safe than sorry. 07066540246

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