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The woman, its on her chest

The father with his son on a braai stand takes the cup.
Reminds of when my nephew used to cry to play with the lawnmower very time he saw it. One time father got fed up, he took it out of the storeroom and put it outside for him to play with it. He was 2years old then.
Never trust some men to babysit your child. The things they do will shock you

Timbuktou:
Beats living with epilepsy and kidney failure, doesn't it. Hey, look, your papa dey drool. Did he just vomit dog hair? Eww.

Village life must be really harsh, this is what it does to a person? Give me your bank account details let me use my monthly allowance to pay your 2years rent

Timbuktou:
I just proved that my mom is twelve times richer than your mom. How come she's now poorer all of a sudden is this some reverse poverty projection or something? The rich have now become poor? . You need your daily injections dosage, your brain cells are disintegrating.

making N1000 from selling pure water a day doesnt exactly constitute as being rich
How many years have you gone for without a job now?

Timbuktou:
Would explain why your father is constantly twitching and scowling and spitting his epilepsy all over the place.

still hasnt produced rent money for next month has it?

Timbuktou:
Why wouldn't you want a cuckold so you can fvck around to your heart's content! I'm not surprised. Hoes will be hoes.

i guess everyone has to be poor and struggling like your mother before they can be called a woman. Anything with a better life than yours is a hoe funny.

Timbuktou:
These sound like the lines your mom woulda used in silencing your consistently cuckolded father. You come from a long line of shameless cumbuckets, so I'm not the least bit shocked.

How come I give honour to the Mo Abudus of this world, the Betty Irabors and women of such high standing in intellect, poise, grace, class and achievement. What respect has Toke earned that I should give her mine so freely? Moana, you are an intellectual and moral midget. There's no point joining issues with you any further. There's no common denominator. You are a floozy, a skank, got no value. How could you possibly understand when those who do aren't impressed by a thing so acerbic, it disgusts the sensibilities.

How come your father couldn't change the world, did I cause his stroke? And are you so useless a woman you think you have nothing to contribute to the development of the world? Damn. Your mother must have done a number on you. Sorry, dear.

Like i said tell me when it has stopped you from soaking garri for breakfast every morning and when it will get you to pay next month's rent on time.

Fact remains she will keep going on expensive trips you can never dream of and you will continue to suffer the way you best know how to.

Its a life you will never have just accept it. Low-lives stay mad at the world

Timbuktou:
Yet, you keep calling out my name.

I really can't blame you, having a dog-fvcking mom and an epileptic, half-paralysed father is enough to give most people the sort of mental disorder you suffer from. I pity you, really. Sorry, I can't help, though.

isnt this getting stale
Unlike you i will give anything in the world to have a marriage just like my parents. Which woman doesnt want to be spoiled like a teenage girl in her 50s?

Timbuktou:
Yet, you keep calling out my name.

I really can't blame you, having a dog-fvcking mom and an epileptic, half-paralysed father is enough to give most people the sort of mental disorder you suffer from. I pity you, really. Sorry, I can't help, though.

calling you name for what? You are an angry broke motherfvcker, mad at anything in this world that has made better in life than you have. Its the reason why you are pained by the fact that Toke can afford expensive trips around the world when you can barely pay rent monthly. you people are sad.

You will still wake up to your garri every morning while she steps out in her Christian Loubotins everyday to go make money for herself.

Its female-hating men like you who have nothing going on in their lives that feel the need to mock women 300levels above you, hoping it will make you feel better about yourselves. Too bad it cant take you out of the misery of the reality.

Tell me when this has changed your sorry asssss life please. Other men are out there changing the world while low-lives like you are busy getting mad at the world.

You have failed as a man in this world, and you solution is to take out your frustrations on woman that have made something of themselves. What a petty life to live.

Timbuktou:
Of course, you'd like to be like your hoe mother. I've got friends with dogs(you know it's not nice for mother and daughter to sjare the same dickk ). Ashawo family, no wonder your father constantly falls into epileptic fits. He married a hoe and birthed a skank. What a shame.

this says more about your parents than it says anything about mine. Cant even get angry over this because i know they live a life, yours will never live to have

Timbuktou:
Biitch, you're out of ammo. Come back at me with something heavy, I feel like offloading on someone and you're not providing enough incentive. Meanwhile, watch your epileptic father real close, he's about to get hit by a car.

Please keep your porverty, bitterness and sadness to yourself, no one wants you offloading that on them. The harshness and heat you face everyday isnt making it any better.

Timbuktou:
Yeah, the one you hit when your mom dropped you at six-months old head first.

Oh, upon all the diick-sucking your mom is still on number six? I guess there's a recession in her profession. My pure water-selling mom is on house 72 guess hardwork pays.

Only giving your mom a chance at dignity, mumu. Well, nobody can say I didn't try. Isn't sellingpure water a dignified hustle?

Oh, I can help you in any language of your choosing. Surely, you're not unfortunate enough to only speak english, which I speak better than you by the way.
You're such a dullard. A Toke clone.

renting someone else's house for the 72nd time? such a shame biko go charge your phone before your neighbour's generator runs out of diesel you know you wont be able to afford it for the next couple of days

I would strive to be as successful as she is, than live a sorry ass life like yours, any day any time.

biaka1994:
Yea am 21, d age difference btw mi n my hubby is 10yrs, yes we do, we play a lot. Am an under graduate of uniport and I have a biz.

well since you have a business and school focus more on that. Thats where your future lies

Timbuktou:
You're such a hoodrat skank you don't know that selling pure water along the highway is totally dignified, at least that would mean my mom had a job, doesn't it?

i clearly hit a nerve

What's does your punk ass mom do, though? She sucks dog pennises for a living. That kidney failure your father died of, who do you think introduced anti-bodies to his system? That's right, biitch, yer mammy did?

i will send you pics when she is done building her 6th house she is making her own money thats what she is doing

I would upload a video of your mom getting caned by a chihuahua but it's against the rules of nairaland to post personal details of users. My hands are tied. If I were you, I'd advise your mom to get a dignified job like selling pure water along the highway.

no thats your mother's job dear, shebi you said it was dignified before?

Onye nzuzu.

out of english vocab i see

lolaredvelvet:
Ain't gonna lie girl, your comment got me LMAO!! but be careful when you equally defend a 'celeb' you dont know just based on what you see. I will say again, Toke is an entertainer with a past! Don't be fooled ok

Then again its a common belief in Nigeria that a woman cannot make it in life without sucking a few d*cks or giving human sacrifice for wealth.

Timbuktou:
When your own rants make your mother stop feeding fronm roadside trash, I'll take you seriously. The harshest point of my life will forever be a luxury in your ancestry. Say hi to your biitch mom for me, though. Buster says hi

bitch please your mother probably sells pure water along the highway and your sister sleep with anything in a trousers for N500 recharge card. There is nothing luxurious about your corny asssss nigga.
24/7 of no constant electricity and water supply dey worry your yeye assss sef

Timbuktou:
Your mom personally asked to lick my dog's balls to pay for your tertiary education which, by the way, you have dropped out of. If yfou check her teeth more closely, you'll find about five or six inch-long Alsatian strands of here in there. . You need to warn your father about kissing biitches, can't be healthy.

You have Alsatian when you cant even afford 3square meals a day? Highly laughable. Too many useless people on NL, face your harsh life and stop envying others because they live a life you cannot even afford dreaming of.
Tell me when your rants stop your mother from soaking garri jan-dec.

Timbuktou:
She doesn't need a job. Her puccy has settled her financial worries.

I see you're employed which is why you can give a comprehensive account of my nairaland activities. Why have you been following me up and down nairaland. Mz. CEO? Oh, is this your job, following me around? Or are you in the Olosho Union as well; "Will Fvck For Money For Rent?"

biko thats you female family members job, clearly thats were you go the idea that women have to sleep with someone to make ends meet
Get common sense and get a job, you no go gree

Timbuktou:
Everybody knows/knew Toke Makinwa. I'm truly shocked she's getting so much 'support'. This one has fvcked other people's husbands and she's here claiming damsel in distress.

I will bet bottom dollar this marriage is arranged for just this kind of effect; such a huge scandal that a divorce is inevitable. Toke cannot be married to any man, at least, not in ten years. The allure of spending entire weekends at Burj AlArab and accompanying lifestyle is far greater than any benefit marriage could possibly offer her.

All those providing support on social media are part the Olosho Union.

here you are making noise up and down NL do you even know how you will pay next months rent? Joblessness is clearly a disease well at least thats something she will never suffer from unlike you

lolaredvelvet:
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Of course she's got no choice than to be strong.. or at least pretend to be! Should she roll-over and die or what? I'm tired of this "strong woman" nonsense as if she's the first person to ever get over a heart-break.. we've all been there.

Those of us who know her from unilag days know she's an ex-runz girl who also caused pain to some married women.. some who went as far as calling her repeatedly to warn her and some even cursed her sef. #lekkirunz but I still feel sorry for her sha. She should bear her cross and carry go abeg. We've all been heartbroken before and we survived it. Attention seeker.

cant we all form i know her from back then just to feel relevant for all we know you are in some remote in the North and you only got to know about Toke's exsistence last week

I love Toke

Haaaaa
I shrink at the thought of pulling out a tampon and these kids are having their own babies. Chai!

Im not hating but her apartment looks tacky there is too much going on.
Take it from timaya less is more

Wait i dont understand, 5"7 for a guy is short this is the funniest thread i have seen all day.

DROGON:
so whachu say baby...??

please im born again

I will admit this is funny

I feel sorry for her. I hope she will find peace

DROGON:
No P,I can share you with Christ...I sure say Bros J no go vex.

lolz see your life

All these pikin sef. Its way past your bedtime o

If i was the woman i would hold his leg up and throw him in the air and then pretend like im having a manifestation. How dare u put that shoe that has stepped on God knows what on my tummy

Real question is how did he put them on top of each other like that

That building in Qatar looks like a giant kpe**** lagunna1 will finish the rest