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Mbkite:
jst very few of us stil exist. Lol

let me safe u for my unborn daughter

Mbkite:
I understandeth not. More light pls

they dont make guys like you who do nice things for strangers anymore

menix:
1. U LIVE A BAD LIFE
2. THE KEY IS IN POSSESSION OF THE MOD..

OR IN AJEGUNLE WHERE I GREW

1. SHEBI DEM TALK FOR CHURCH SAY UR LIFE DON BAJE
2. OYA COMOT D KEY FRM UR POCKET..

*singing* no drugs no drugs we say no to drugs

Mbkite:
Anything 4 u...

kai they dont make them like you anymore o

Mbkite:
u can make ur private room close to dat

u will make it for me abi

Mbkite:
you can create urs

how na?

I wish i had one to study in

yinkard4me:
source of income and how to feed them is nuh d problem here bruh.

eeeeh? So what will they use for diapers? Plantain leaves?

LagosDecides15:
he looks eboe.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2382953_ibohead2_jpeg6e1e3360d31feb703febf660b2379281

lolz looking for trouble

Yes i would let him remove the gutter with his teeth and watch all my aunties and uncles from the village faint

vizkiz:
seems you'v gat a crush on tosyne2much and you don't know how to get his attention.

so every girl that quotes you is looking for your attention? Im sure if a girl greets u in person you would automatically think she wants to marry you. You really need to stop thinking like a psycho, its not attractive

tosyne2much:
Oooooh you want to bring future into this ? I have no future ryt ?

If I may ask, what make you think your future will be bright ?

Lemme make some clarity cos I can see that you have poor understanding about life... Nobody is sure of his/her future. However, we all are only striving as we endeavour to be the best amongst our equals but no one knows when he/she will die, or what the future will be like

Sometimes, life can be fair to the lazy ones even more than the hard working ones. That's the dynamism of life, so who are you to predict one"s future ?

im sorry if i said something sensitive that could have hurt you, but always remember that for every action there is a consequence, before so flipping around from so called " gentleman mood" to " angry black man mood" remember that i will retaliate too. So lets let this one go.

tosyne2much:
That your father can provide your 3 square meal does not meal you should brag about it on a public forum like this

i said u are hungry i never mentioned anything about my father! It has really cut u this deep? oya kpele o

tosyne2much:
Sometimes you have come from perfect gentleman shell and give those fools what they deserve

gentleman gini? You have no future! Hungry mofo it will not put food on your plate. While others are making money out there idiiiots are ranting senselessly of " intellgence" they cannot put to good use! Lolz you are pathetic

tosyne2much:
What's has intelligence got to do with square meal ? I never know intelligence is now measured by the intake of meal.. The dumbest statement I have ever heard on nairaland

Can you now see that you are displaying the greatest height of idiocy and illiteracy

If this the same way you provide answers to questions during exam, I'm not sowi to say that the school will be needing your school fee to plant flowers and beautify the school environment

Later you will carry this mentality to the labour market and start blaming your inability to secure job on GEJ's administration

Please read more so as to widen your horizon

an intelligent person would know where to get his next meal instead of displaying his anger aimlessly because he is hungry

You mad cos you hungry huh?

tosyne2much:
At least there's a statistical measure that indicates the extent to which the two sentences fluctuate together

I don't brag but I bet you can't my level of intelligence

You should be happy now that you have gotten my attention
So what's next ?

idiot! One time u just said u dont exchange words with people like me, then u go against your very word in the same sentence and you think you are intelligent Iiiiiiidiot! Need your attention for gini? Let me say it again, i never wanted your attention my only intention was to point our stu.dity nothing more.

For all i know you dont even have an idea of how you will get your next meal of the day and you dare talk about being intelligent? Goat!

tosyne2much:
Dick head, go tell that to your lecturer

Certified FOOL

your fada!

tosyne2much:
Go tell that to your lecturer

Capital FOOL

the fool is the one who doesnt know the difference between trying to sound like something and being something
Your primary school english teachers did a lousy job, got get your refund

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha !! Did u just say I sound intelligent on nairaland ? Hahahaha I'm happy at least you confirmed I sould intelligent on a public forum

Kindly work on your stup.idity before working on that of others

My dear, enough of your attention seeking. You are not the only lady on this thread

Time to get to work

So now swerve into the BRT ====»

you clearly dont know the difference between "trying to sound intelligent" and "sounding intelligent" and you dare talk about low IQs seriously i give up

tosyne2much:
don't trade words with people with low IQ and narrow minded nincompoop like you

Let me tell you something, I don't encourage premarital sex and I will never, so I don't know why hypocrites like you will come on a public forum to claim a virgin so as to portray attractive imagine even if you are not

I can see you sound so pained maybe because my write-up hit you real hard.. My advice to you is that you should turn a new leaf if you are guilty of the aforementioned lackadaisical attitudes before ur dad puts you on OLX

Now is the time to fccck up my mentions


Mi ooo raye radarada

you think i have a low IQ? try contradicting yourself in one sentence! Stu.pid people in real life trying to sound intelligent on a public forum since 1868

I was not pained by your post i was just pointing out your stup.idity

tosyne2much:
Do you have problem comprehending ?

Kindly go through it as many times as people, or better still, you could give show it to a neighbour with a better comprehension skills to explain it 2u

i dont have a probleming understanding anything. A person can choose whatever she wants with her body and that includes when she doesn't want to have sex.

So what if a woman claims to be a virgin just to avoid you from getting all over her? Is her punny your fada's compound? Rubbish!

Like i said i hope your family members will read this. In fact may your daughter refuse to be celibate and may she become like public taxi for anyone who needs to take a ride since celibacy seems to be sin!

iyatrustee:
I can bet the only link to Nigeria is that she was born here.

she probably had her early childhood in the UK and as such, indoctrinated in their way of life.

As far as i am concerned, she is briton.

she is still Nigerian by birth

So its a digusting habit to be celibate i hope your sisters/ cousins/ daughters see this

Nicely ask him to clean it up the same way he messed it up

bakandow11:
please ANYONE WITH FULL DETIALS OF HOW BEST TO GET TO U.S FROM UAE

look for a friend with a broom n fly at night

Okijajuju1 how do i get h1 visa for my minor kids as well

worry357:
Sweet babe says she is 23 yrs and sends picture of fabulous babe.
When she gets off airplane she is 67 and as fat as an eliphant.

u no well for head

worry357:
Have you met this girl? Or is it just a female that you hope will sponsor you into obamaland?

haba stop all of this na what is your own....

Anyway OP can we see your wedding pics make we see your sweet babe

MrCork:
...you goat....its £28,000 (cash)...not £28!!

you goat! You should stop lying you know i even upgraded u, it was supposed to be £2,80 sef u better be happy

lordkrato:
Na your mates na mummy ....

We still dey expect your wedding rice.. Even if by that time e for don sour

im decades younger im the one who should be expecting u to bring your grandchildren to my wedding