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We will never walk alone

Haba if 850 soldiers failed to repel that attack I will cry for this country o

That's what we are suppose to be doing

Monstertrucks: so with all these people viewing. i still manage to book this space.

You no get work wallai. Na the 3G u dey use na..

ajekxy: yes

Thank God. That will be after 2nd semester

If I buy this one I go dey hire body guard wallahi

There are people who will say if I don’t get it, then I must destroy it. We are even seeing them on the field again for 2015, lots of them are in the race now for 2015. So if God say’s it is not you, don’t destroy it, try

to see how you can help to build.

You are right mallam

Lyntiffany For real

EroticAngelina: Hi, i want to use this opportunity to warn nairaland guys to stop disturbing me with emails!!! I jx registered, and lots of guys are sending me emails. D one dat made me loose my mind was wen i logged in, nd i saw dat abt 35guys sent me emails, i had to do sumtin to stp dis madness! It is making my mail box crowded wit useless mails, nd i hate letting my email get crowded! Its tooo much, and it gives me headache. I try to be nice nd answer 'em all, bt thrz jx too much a girl can take okay? pls stop sending too much mails. Am sure thr ar some gals who ar facing the same thing im complainin of. Ask bfor u send, nd if i say no. Pls dnt try to send! Iv tried to make u guys stop, bt it seems impossible, so i had no other choice but to post lt here as a topic. And pls does anyone knw hw to ban someone frm sending u prvt msgs or emails on nairaland? If u knw, pls share wit me. I rly need it to tame these nairaland guys Sorry if i sounded rude, but like i said, i had no choice. No insults pls.

Madam, screenshots or......

Oh gosh.. Are u still talking about teenage girls again?

Pictures or I don't bliv... The media has been lying to us since 2011

That's not fair

Goodluck

adonismuller: my fear overtake ur own

Me wey dey borno... If d plane gets into the wrong hand there will be trouble oo

Adikam: is dis shit u wrote a comment?from ftc u said prove you a big fool

a hungry man is an angry man. Are u hungry?

From the CCTVs

Being a leader is not easy, no matter what u do, they'll hate you. Anyawaizz First to comment....

Up man u

Hmmm i fear o

A successful marriage requires falling in love many
times, always with the same person.”
And, this is the only thing about marriage that should
not change, because rest of the things would…
Yes, marriage transforms you in more ways than you
can imagine. Just the fact that your life is not solely
yours, but also belongs to another person now, brings
a lot of changes in you and your life. So, here is how
marriage will be changing you, so get ready to
experience this journey with us!
#1. Time for the “WE” to Enter
It is as simple as saying, “I gets replaced with WE”.
You learn to look at the bigger picture instead of
losing sleep over minor things. As another person
enters your life, you learn to be more accommodating
towards them and their needs. Right from your
wedding preparations to the time you start your own
family, the entire journey teaches you on how to
place your partner’s preferences with (or sometimes,
over) yours!
#2. Boys Become Men
When you are married, all your decisions, personal or
professional, will affect your better half too. Every
action of yours influences your partner. From the
way you drive, what you eat to how you live your life,
how much you are earning or how much you are
saving, everything matters. This is especially for the
men. Well, you might have heard “boys will be boys”,
but this is not so. As they enter the marriage door,
men leave their boyish ways at the doorstep. And, this
responsibility increases more when they move the
family way.
#3. Bye Bye Carefree Days
This one is especially for the girls. Probably, in your
parent’s house, you would have come home at any
time and thereafter simply lied down on the couch
without worrying about any household chore. Well,
once you get married, you have to get up (whether
your in-laws ask you or not) and take on those
household responsibilities that your dearest moms
used to do for you earlier!
#4. Diplomacy Is Not Always Bad
Whether it is with the people or with situations, you
learn to be diplomatic and tactful with everything
that life now sends your way. “Go to Hell” attitude will
not work in a marriage, especially when you have so
many new and fragile relations in front of you. And,
this is one that will help you in other areas of your
life as well. After all, being ‘tactful’ never harms
anyone, right?
#5. Welcome to the World of Patience
Marriage is all about being patient so that you can get
through the tough times together. Impatience can
often deal a death blow to this strong yet delicate
relationship. After you are married, you cannot throw
tantrums all the time because they affect your
partner. As you learn to be patient, you also become a
good listener.
#6. Life Changes 180 Degree
Marriage changes the priorities that people set in
their lives. For a marriage to last, it is important that
your partner and your relationship become the most
important priority in your life. Even your personal
goals, dreams and wishes change after marriage, as
now you have another person in your life to think
about as well. Some people make a conscious decision
and change their priorities. For others, their
priorities change even without their knowledge.
#7. Kick “My Way or the Highway” out of the window
Yes, the “My Way or the Highway” attitude is next in
the line to take a toss. Things are no longer just about
“you” and you cannot expect everything to go “your”
way always. You start listening to your better half.
You have to take their opinions and feelings into
consideration as well. It is true that in a marriage, it
is cooperation that makes it last a lifetime. Ego in
disguise of self-respect has no place in a marriage!
#8. Forgive, Forgive, and Forgive!
As Ruth Bell Graham said, “A good marriage is the
union of two good forgivers.” People make mistakes.
You and your better half might make mistakes too.
The secret behind a happy marriage is to forgive and
forget those silly little things, and get on with life.
Marriage enlarges your vision.
#9. You Become Selfless
Lastly and most importantly, marriage removes the
selfish quotient in you. Everything you have in your
life is for the both of you, and later on for your kids.
You become more giving and loving because your life
is not centred just around you anymore. Now, you
know how selfless love truly is!
Source: Bollywoodshaadis.com

Lols I remember one of king solomon's wife is from there

Like seriously

Cool

Gej till I see Horn for donkey's head. Wow with Nairaland application one will always make front page

1. Heart disease refers to several different types of heart
conditions, starting with coronary heart disease. That’s
when plaque builds up and narrows the walls of your
arteries, which pump blood to your heart. It’s the most
common kind.
2. Heart failure, irregular heartbeat, heart valve
problems, and heart attack all fall under the banner, too.
3. Heart disease is man’s biggest killer. In 2009,
307,225 guys died from ticker trouble in the U.S.—or 1
out of 4 male deaths.
4. Nearly half of all sudden cardiac deaths occur outside
the hospital, which suggests that people can’t spot a
majority of the symptoms.
5. Worse: 50 percent of guys who die from heart disease
have never experienced previous symptoms before. You
can always be at risk.
6. The list of risk factors shouldn’t be a surprise: High
blood pressure, smoking, excessive alcohol use, high
cholesterol, a poor diet, obesity, and physical inactivity
all top the list. If you’re generally unhealthy, you
significantly up your odds of developing heart disease.
7. Your family history is also strongly linked to your
risk for heart disease, so let your doctor know if any
relatives have had it.
8. As for the warning signs, keep an eye out for
shortness of breath, nausea, chest pain, lightheadedness,
upper body pains, and cold sweats. If any persist, see
your doc, stat.
9. Fortunately, it’s easy to protect your ticker. Start by
eating a healthy diet that’s low in salt, saturated fat, and
cholesterol; ditching cigarettes; exercising regularly;
and following your doctor’s instructions.
10. The two absolute best ways to slash your risk of
dying from the disease: lowering your blood pressure
and cholesterol. About 70 percent of first heart-attack
victims have high BP, while people with high total
cholesterol levels have almost twice the risk of heart
disease as those with regular levels.

Waiyo counter thread shege

Haaa why na? Is the marriage going to benefit only the man? Haba women should even propose sometimes

I will plan for vengance

2015 OP for Greenlight tactics president. Can't stop clapping.. Nice write up

1. Mozilla Firefox 26.0
If you don’t like Microsoft’s Internet Explorer, it’s
easy to switch to an alternative. Firefox from
Mozilla leads the charge – a fast, flexible web
browser that includes tabbed browsing, smart
privacy controls, built-in spell checking, and the
ability to add a range of plug-ins to extend its
already impressive functionality.
Firefox is a fast and flexible alternative to
Internet Explorer
2. Adobe Flash Player
Speaking of plug-ins, if you want to get the best
web experience, view every website, play games in
your web browser and watch videos in Firefox,
you’re going to need the Adobe Flash Player. This
plug-in is an internet essential.
Flash powers most Facebook games, YouTube, and an
array of innovative, interactive websites that
include WeChooseTheMoon.org (a recreation of
the Apollo 11 mission to the moon) and
moodstream.gettyimages.com(an interactive mood
board from Getty Images). If you’re going to have a
good time on the web, and experience it to its full
potential, you need Adobe Flash.
If you don’t have Flash, you’re missing out on the
best of the internet
3. Google Chrome
The good news for Google Chrome users is that
Google’s web browser has the Adobe Flash Player
baked in as standard. Like Firefox, it offers tabbed
browsing, excellent privacy controls and the
opportunity to install different extensions from the
Chrome Web Store to boost its functionality.
Usefully, if you have a Google account, signing into
Google Chrome whenever you use it gives you the
option to sync your activity and preferences across
multiple devices. Best of all, Chrome is slick,
speedy and stable. It might not be as popular as
Firefox, but it’s catching up fast.
If you sign into Chrome with your Google account,
you can handily sync all devices
4. OpenOffice
Microsoft Office is the obvious choice when it
comes to business productivity, but its price tag can
put some people off. You might think that a free
alternative wouldn’t be able to match Microsoft’s
suite for functionality, but OpenOffice can prove
you wrong.
Instead of Word and Excel, try Writer and Calc.
PowerPoint too has a free equivalent – Impress is
ideal for creating multimedia presentations. Of
course, there’d be no point in singing OpenOffice’s
praises if it wasn’t compatible with Microsoft
Office document formats. It is, enabling you to
save out OpenOffice files that can be opened by
Office users and vice-versa.
5. Adobe Reader 11
If you work with documents on a regular basis,
you’re going to need to open and print PDFs. Adobe
Reader 11 is the best way to do exactly that. Adobe
created the PDF standard, and so its Reader
software is the obvious way to open and view PDFs.
It’s also more than just a reader. If PDFs have been
created with interactive forms or require digital
signatures, Reader enables you to add information
to them quickly and easily. Adobe Reader also
supports annotations, letting teams discuss edits to
PDF documents and mark them up with highlights and
sticky notes.
[/b]6. Avira 2014[/b]
A PC without anti-virus software is like a car
without any doors. Anybody could get in and wreak
havoc. The most popular AV products, including
McAfee and Norton require you to take out a
yearly subscription. But before you do, consider a
free alternative like Avira 2014.
This software equips your PC with a layer of key
defenses that protect your computer from threats
automatically, eliminating harmful viruses and
Trojans, blocking sneaky adware, zapping spyware,
and even warning you if you visit a website that
could infect your system. And yes, it’s completely
free.
7. CCleaner 4.09
If Avira 2014 helps you to protect your PC from
viruses and unwanted installs, CCleaner 4.09 will
help you get rid of anything that has already slipped
through. Using a simple interface, CCleaner can be
set up to find unnecessary files and unused
applications and, with a nod from you, delete them.
This frees up space on your PC, cleans up your
Registry, and lessens the load on your system. A
win-win-win situation.
8. AdwCleaner 3.0
AdwCleaner 3.0 does much the same as CCleaner
above, but it’s a much simpler application. Set it to
search your PC for unused files, rogue installs and
unwanted toolbars and it will cut through the clutter
like a digital knife, deleting junk data and
optimising your PC system.
9. Free YouTube to MP3
Converter
With all this talk of work and security, you’d be
forgiven for thinking that we have no playful
software to recommend. The Free YouTube to MP3
Converter does exactly what it says on the tin –
takes any YouTube video and extracts the audio
track from it, saving it as an MP3 file on your PC’s
hard disk.
This makes it ideal for grabbing music tracks from
videos or stripping out the content from an
interview, webinar or TED talk, so you can listen to
it later on an MP3 player or smartphone. Handy.
10. VLC Media Player
Last, and by no means least, we come to a program
that shames Windows Media Player’s lack of
multimedia mastery. VLC Media Player might not
look as pretty, but it can play any video or audio
format that you care to throw at it – DivX, H.264,
Cinepak, Real Video, MP3, WMA, FLAC, ALAC and
many more besides. No need to download extra
codecs.
With an array of settings to optimize playback,
tweak sound quality, and set up multi-video
‘playlists’, it’s the ultimate media player. Every PC
should have one.

Is it true that school will give admission apart from Jamb ?