Oh my, this is going to be bloody

crito:

gunners are the best clubside in the world.

erm, what's your criteria for that? Have u forgotten about Real, Barca, Milan, Liverpool, ManU and Bayern?

Let me know when Arsenal goes further than "Champions League Finalist", not to talk of winning 9 like Real. Even Valencia and Nottingham Forest Fc have a better European record than your lot.

nilla:

(Have u seen him dribble )

erm, have u seen him headbutt.

Lilian Thuram (CD) - France
Gianluca Zambrotta (LWB/RWB) - Italy

Juventus -----> Barcelona

Juve exodus continues

Looks like its going to be a "fight to the finish" between Barca and Real next season. Time to get my Primera Liga subscription

Orikinla:

But I don't know much about you.

lauryn:

awwwwwwwwwww, any poem would do just fine, thanx

She's a trouble maker, that's about all u need to know

ancient

Fabio Cannavaro (CD) - Italy
Emerson (CM) - Brazil

Juventus -----> Real Madrid
£13.7m

Juve player exodus begins

_{Chei, na correct "3 for 10 kobo" .}

Lesson learned: Never fix matches over a telephone line.

The player transfer lottery and the new season should be quite interesting. I can just see the vultures hovering about the Stadio Delle Alpi. Hopefully Mancini and his band of merry men, will get their act together and win a scudetto b4 Juve and Milan regain their strength.

The serie A will suffer for a season, and it will probably be less predictable for the next few years, and thus more intersting for the fans.

One question though, who is now champion for those seasons where Juve's title was stripped?

Georgy Porgy - Eric Benet

edygirl:

I go support you with palm wine. (the one they call AKuru) unadulterated one.

edygirl, I know sey u go sabi the correct wan. I throwey salute

Me thinks he has recruited some peeps already.

Finally we know what that was all about.

Amobi 1:

Sorry for pics.But truely speaking to find a good lookin naija babe here dey hard as rock.

erm, is that monkey a member of the family?

Amobi 1:

guys quit let me post my sister pics. this suppose to be a social forum. plzz

No shaking, just had to cool things down b4 "edygirl" and "dbou" ruined my day with yabbis.

edygirl:

TX papa say make you no sell am for 90 naira anybody wey get 250 naira go take all the yam take the ugba and nkwobi too for nice comination

No froblem, bring the ugba and nkwobi, make I take am join the yam for my belle.

Txlonghorn:

abeg ooo papa Ngozi justt tap this palm wine this morning, way you day talk like that oga

Papa Ngozi wey don put water full that calabash b4 him climb tree.

debosky:

whaat? mocha d yam no sweet??

Nah so I see am ooo


Tx, I need more red oil for here. The wan wey remain no go reach chop the yam finish.

Txlonghorn:

I get fresh palm wine and moi moi if una want

dat yah palm wine, ebi like say una don put water full, spoil the thing.


Chei, upon all the pricing, the yam no sweet sef.

debosky:

kai mocha u dey price too much, abi money no dey california,

California no dey for dis wan, I be 100% 9ja, make I no price again. U and Diddy fit wait for the new yam.


Tx take money, make I comot.

Txlonghorn:

Because of you, I go take 70 God bless you my brother.

Correct man. Nah 65 dey my hand so, that wan go do?

diddy4:

ok, i go buy am 80. all of them
@mocha
i wan chop

diddy if u touch my yam, u go see my red eye.

diddy4:

i wan buy all the yam. i dey greedy so tx, u go accept 60 for all of them?

debosky:

kai diddy why u wan over bid me, i increase my bid to N70.00 !!

see them eBay pikin, the thing wey una suppose dey price down, una dey price up .

Tx wetin be last price?

Txlonghorn:

10 naira my brother.

u go take 3 for 20 naira

IBB:

baby, you're giving me 4 kids and even though we haven't gone for a scan now, i'm sure it's a boy. this is the order in which they'll come;

Boy (Bentley)
Girl (Bilgah)
Boy (Barclay)
Boy (Benzil)

you better go find a name that starts with B so you can join us because my english name is Berkeley.

IBB I fear you oooo

"Special" doesn't begin to describe u

All in my grill - Missy Elliot

Is there a source for this story?

Mer-C:

Zidane as we all kno, is not violent.
He's a quiet man.

U really should go watch the France V Saudi game from 98.


If someone says shit to u, u talk shit back. Granted racist/personal abuse will provoke a reaction but Zizou should be smart enough to see through the provocation aside the fact that Materazzi is not the finest man in the world.

There are ample things Zizou could have said to get back even more painfully rather than get physical.