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Family / Re: Yorubas And The 'Left-Hand' Issue by mochafella(m): 11:12pm On Sep 13, 2006
quiksylver:

I have ben very lucky, then, all those years of wiping with the right hand yet no fire. Maybe it is because i always dunk my right hand in toilet water! cool

roflmao grin grin grin grin grin.

All this ancient "the left hand is used to clean your ass" business. For Nairalanders that I meet, I prefer hugs and smooches from the females. I'm lefty and I use my "weaker" right hand to clean my ass, so shake my hand at your peril. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man Utd Vs Arsenal: The Die Is Cast! by mochafella(m): 10:50pm On Sep 13, 2006
You know the Champs league is a successor of the European Champions Cup, and that Celtic won that in 67. Or are you going to discount Real Madrid's 6 early titles for the sake of your argument too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man Utd Vs Arsenal: The Die Is Cast! by mochafella(m): 10:42pm On Sep 13, 2006
debosky:

nothing dey happen - y'all managed to beat a scottish team who have never gone anywhere in CL?

Why relegate Celtic's European history for the sake of your argument? shocked Where is Arsenal's Champion's cup title?
Family / Re: Yorubas And The 'Left-Hand' Issue by mochafella(m): 7:15pm On Sep 13, 2006
Panache:

One of the main reasons is that the left hand is reserved for Bathroom/toilet issues.
iice:

Who's to say a person doesnt use the right hand too?
If you use your right hand for "bathroom issues" it will catch fire and burn off. grin grin
Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With Dating Or Marrying An African American Man? by mochafella(m): 1:10am On Sep 13, 2006
Uju4eva:

Okay 5 people have viewed this but they don't' want to attribute any comments toward this thread?

Chill out young lady, it's the racism board. You will get replies, probably stronger than you expect.

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me Decide Whether To Stay Married! by mochafella(m): 11:04pm On Sep 12, 2006
moneybags:

Recently this man has been chatting online with one lady who he claims he just a "big brother" to.

Yep, "Big Brother" grin.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hasn't Asked Me To Marry Him by mochafella(m): 8:20pm On Sep 12, 2006
Boom:

Ally! Hold up, did u say some other guys are proposing marriage to you? How could you consider that a serious proposal if u've never dated these guys? According to you, u've been with your present boyfriend for 15 months.

That question remains unanswered undecided
Sports / Re: Van Nistelroy Is Real Madrid's New Cult Hero by mochafella(m): 6:45pm On Sep 12, 2006
lordimpaq:

oh not again,

My sentiments exactly, the tag team is restored.
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Be Kissed? by mochafella(m): 6:37pm On Sep 12, 2006
Uche2nna:

Coming to the odd twisted southern mind you will agree with me that there are very few of them.Out of every 12 there must be one Adamu.In Nigeria paedo is more like an exception but in western world it more like the rule!

No one is comparing it to the west. Is there paedophilia in Nigeria? Yes, even if it is one in a million. And the North is still "Nigeria" even if it is "different".
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Be Kissed? by mochafella(m): 6:16pm On Sep 12, 2006
walelead:

@mocha, paedophilia is a western thingy, anyone that tries it in Naija will be stoned to death

How would you describe the 50year old Northern men marrying young teenagers and saddling them with VVF? Granted the North is regarded as "different" but you will find the odd twisted Southern mind that likes the kiddies. undecided
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by mochafella(m): 1:54am On Sep 12, 2006
lauryn:

who that be?? plenty people get tattoo for arm naw, abeg more description, biko, plz grin.

Na u him dey talk. All this una tit for tat moves. cheesy
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Be Kissed? by mochafella(m): 1:18am On Sep 12, 2006
walelead:


They are no paedophiles in Nigeria

I doubt that is true undecided
Family / Re: Yorubas And The 'Left-Hand' Issue by mochafella(m): 6:43am On Sep 10, 2006
ghettochyk:

in fact, i think it's a Nigerian thing.[/b]
yahoo!:

IT is not only in Yoruba land it is in all tribe in Nigeria wink
It's not only a Nigerian thing either. I still remember some Chinese dude who spotted my left-handedness and told me how he was forced to change. Apparently all his siblings are/were righthanded and it was difficult for him to eat during group meals since his left hand bumped against someoneelse's right hand and he of course lost, he was using the "wrong" hand. It was either change or go hungry.

No biggie, I have presence of mind to hand stuff out with my right, or with both hands.

aloib:

hmm personally i don't like it, common this is the hand in which u use to clean your self after using the CR, lol u'll then use it to hand things to me, ewww,
What makes you think lefties don't clean up after themselves with their right hands. undecided. Would you still prefer they give you stuff with their right hands then? tongue
Politics / Re: Senate May Impeach Obasanjo And Atiku by mochafella(m): 8:09pm On Sep 08, 2006
Big B1:

The Senators believe the two men should be forced out by March 2007 to allow the President of the Senate to take over the leadership of the country and provide a level playing ground for the 2007 elections.

Yeah right, like the Senate President is Angel Gabriel. undecided
Romance / Re: How Do You Tell You Are In Love by mochafella(m): 7:43am On Sep 08, 2006
*cough* grin
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Gets 3rd Baby by mochafella(m): 10:21pm On Sep 07, 2006
He said, She said. Pikin go comot, DNA test dey. grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Wtf Lauryn? <caution> by mochafella(m): 1:24am On Sep 07, 2006
Scorpio:

sup Mocha grin thanks hun kiss
sup, np

lauryn:

rotflaughing ma friggin lil behind off grin grin grin

your never laugh am off, finish cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Wtf Lauryn? <caution> by mochafella(m): 1:17am On Sep 07, 2006
Scorpio:

n let me guess, u're supposed to do d fu%kin abi? may Amadioha shrivel up your balls for postin that!

shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: I'm Seeing Someone, And He's Married by mochafella(m): 10:05pm On Sep 06, 2006
Rhodalyn:

So, why would U want to Carry On Seeing a guy who ditched U just to marry another girl, not to talk Of da One he was Cheating On U with!?!?!

u read that wrong, she's always been the "other" woman.
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Gets 3rd Baby by mochafella(m): 8:50pm On Sep 06, 2006
3 down, 8 to go. grin
Sports / Re: Can Arsenal Reach 2006/2007 Champions League Final? by mochafella(m): 6:21pm On Sep 06, 2006
If wishes were horses then beggars will ride
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Reasons Why I Love Me by mochafella(m): 6:07am On Sep 05, 2006
aloib:

at mochs, baba and g.n, what did she do to u guys now, are u all supporting the babe who uses golden and blond wigs
Nah she did nothing to me, but I think she's taking this overboard undecided

ikamefa:

i think i do have the cd. am gon rip it and see if i can send it to yah ! smiley
Kai, no file sharing. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Reasons Why I Love Me by mochafella(m): 6:00am On Sep 05, 2006
babaibadan:

Shes prolly composing her first chapter now cheesy
I don die. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Reasons Why I Love Me by mochafella(m): 5:39am On Sep 05, 2006
GNature:

@mocha

You dey scared of her ?

nah, just rather not have her preaching at me undecided
Health / Re: Runners In The House? by mochafella(m): 5:35am On Sep 05, 2006
aloib:

its not for your eyes angry angry grin grin, l, lol and even if u looked, must u comment hiss, cheesy grin

Why u come remove am now? ndo, sorry, enh. Chei, I don die. grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: Runners In The House? by mochafella(m): 5:30am On Sep 05, 2006
aloib:

mochafella, are u bhola angry angry angry

Wetin, I no fit look again grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Reasons Why I Love Me by mochafella(m): 5:28am On Sep 05, 2006
GNature:

I agree with you. However way a lady chooses to make her hair has nothing
to do with her sense of being african.

If Sista catch you, you go hear wehnn grin grin

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