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tollyboy5:
Your account indicates female and you still use a girl pics on your profile.
👉 sorry, this is my babe handwork

Download sololearn app

👉Alright, already had a sololearn sir

tollyboy5:
I wanted to say wetin be dis wey you code abi write?
Den I noticed that you're just a young girl. Keep going there's alot for you to cover.
You've not even covered 1%

Hmmm I just the laugh my self day before yesterday when I visit one of my bro who is into coding and realized that I do nothing compared to what is still ahead..

But I think consistency will do the magic, tho I don't have system at the moment.
By the way, I'm he not she,

Thank you sir

Noniblaq:
My humble advice to you reading this, please save up money and install solar in your apartment.


Anyway, do you know that with only 200k you can start a boutique today. Qoute me for full info

Pls how?

Mode01:
Mumu lieutenant, na hunger go kíll you.

Abeg no vex our oga lieutenant ohhh

ijustdey:
Nigerian Army Locks Up Soldier Earning N50,000, Who Lamented Inability To Visit Family Over Alarming N70,000 Transport Fare



https://saharareporters.com/2024/02/06/exclusive-nigerian-army-locks-soldier-earning-n50000-who-lamented-inability-visit-family

Previous Thread https://www.nairaland.com/7987553/salary-not-enough-transport-fare

But do you think even a starter in the Nigerian force will be paid 50k as salary? Just curious about it

Lionbite:
Dont forget vaseline o.

WHy?
What does Vaseline contribute in this

Visocrate:
Is it with the 50k they earn they will use to discharge their constitutional duties of safeguarding the nation

I thought the salary for starter's is 75k?

coolie1:
I'm not waybilling Im in Lagos.

I have Tecno pop 8

Are you interested
But it this January
New

blackpanthar:
WOW a lady who is interested in speaking the language of the gods... cool.
nice CODES and you have great potential but...

to be very honest as a programmer for over 15 years....... I would say, that the concept of PROGRAMMING is a MINDSET...... not some keystrokes.

The MINDSET starts from something called a FLOW CHART...... once you master the depth of FLOW CHARTING, there is no programming language you would not be able to flow or integrate with.

PLS LEARN PROPERLY... because UNLEARNING is painfully disruptive.


Go to a computer school and learn or get a proper course from COURSERA OR UDEMY OR ANY FREE ONLINE UNIVERSITY AND START FROM COMPUTER SCIENCE BASICS..... so you can THINK LIKE A PROGRAMMER. .


Thinking as a programmer, I would strongly advice you to keep watching videos till you can AFFORD a laptop... phone can not execute many file extensions so you would soon have to HALT with HALF BAKED KNOWLEDGE.


Kindly get a job or sell something or get a skill that can raise you the money for a 40k laptop on JiJi or FBK marketplace.


I have known several people who simply sent a broadcast SOS message to all the almost 250 people on their SIM(some of us have 2 sims), pleading for urgently 1k or 500 naira and they got money(even if ONLY 87 people responds) to start businesses, buy laptop or even pay off debts..... THE BRAIN IS AN ASSET WHEN IT IS USED DEEPLY.

It is wayyyy better than coming on nairaland to ask


You will be one of the best programmers I am so sure. I celebrate you

Thank you for your kind words and encouragement sir.

I'll try and look out for laptop
Sorry: I'm he not she, the F sign was put on by my babe

🙏

Coder2Client:
This is what you need 👇

https://www.w3schools.com/html/

Thank you sir

Hello programmer's
I've been having passion for programming for a long time, but didn't have resources to buy laptop.

I just decided to start it with my Android device today, starting with html ( HTML). I just downloaded some videos on YouTube, watch it and start the below rubbish.

👉The first picture is the random code
👉 Second picture is the out come


Notes: the text editor is plain white, all the keys are input by me

Pls rate the keys and input, correct and redirect me

Thank you 🙏

Love800:
Okay.
Really enjoyed ur conversation.
Have a wonderful day ahead.

🙏

fnep2smooth:
witjh the money Nairaland dey make, they suppose don get there own server house.

see how you dey talk like said he doesn't know that he didn't have a server .

This over Sabi think , they already have a business plan as a road map, just calm down

I'll like you to guide me on HTML CSS if possible 🙏

Love800:
Okay.
So wat do u give dem to eat?
U built a cage for dem?

Is it yams u planted dat saved u 300k?

It's free range system, they scavenge themselves, I just give Dem rotten food sometimes not always.


No ooo is rice during raining time, I farm and plantone and half hecter ( 50*2 length)

Love800:
I thought eggs are more profitable?

Local chicken well not give you good eggs to confide on, but trust me it's profitable

You can start by buying 5 hens and 1 cock and before may-june you'll have a stock of 50+ chickens

And nothing like buying feed, this and that.
Just provide them with water and some vaccine when needed

Love800:
I have abandone dat idea of doing snacks.
I want to go into fish barbecue.
Do u have any knowledge concerning fish barbecue?

No dear
I didn't have experience in that aspect
But you can do your research through these people that are already doing it in your area.

muyico:
they full calabar and ebony

U mean this kind creatures

Love800:
I intend to start frying puff puff, buns, eggroll and doughnuts on the roadside or junction.

Is the business lucrative?

Can i use it to raise a family?

Is lucrative

I'm here in the north, you can partner with me for the raw materials

Love800:
So how do get profit from them?
Do they lay eggs that you sell or u sell them as meat?

No
I sell them as meat

Love800:
When u say local chicken, do u mean u engage in poultry?

No
I mean normal local chicken not broiler, cockerel, layer's etc

narite:
Okay! I thought I know you. Clearly, I must have mistaken you for someone else. Good afternoon!

Okay no p
I'm fine

narite:
Which state do you currently reside?

North/ Adamawa

Hamachi:
This is post is targeted at graduates of 1-10 years.

Few days ago, a graduate of 10 years threatened to burn his certificate, this got me thinking.. Is it that bad? A graduate of 10 years cannot map out a career path or business plan to follow tentatively. This thoughts actually formulated these questions..

Are you doing what you envisaged as an undergraduate, or are you utilizing your survival instinct's.
If you affirm the formal..
What is it?
What are your challenges?
Is it related to course of study?

And if the later is affirmed..
What are those things you do to survive?
What are your challenges?

Your experience will help mold undergraduates and graduates alike and in turn, deter them from towing that shameful path like burning of certificate e.t.c

👉 I graduated 2022-2023
👉 National diploma
👉Yet to do my clearance
👉 started farming 2023, crop and local chicken
👉 saved 300k from farming, saved just 20k from local chicken and now with at least 24 stock ( chicken's)
👉 new strategy this year
👉 I experience very huge setback this January

👉 am grateful, but am not where I want to be

Alhamdulilah 🙏🙏
👉

MrCork:
Rrally? Ok then.
helo Sweet hat..am ready to pay u N15k (15.000 naira..cash) for free...u want??

Awwwnn 💋
But why?
I no have bank acct

MrCork:
Rrally? Ok then.
helo Sweet hat..am ready to pay u N15k (15.000 naira..cash) for free...u want??

Awwwwn 💋
But Why?
I no have bank acct

Alasotele:
Why you dey vex? Why are you angry bro

I don't give a Bleep about these guys
Old papa's full there team and Dem come dey fall anyhow which lead to penalty

So bad

Alasotele:
Thank God Nigeria did not win 2-0 and the match will go to overtime. Do you know the anger those SA people would have had if we kicked their ass like that.

God works in mysterious ways.

What anger


Make Dem die nah

Roseodd:
Can 3.5million take someone out of the country to hustle

With 3.5m you can do something reasonable in this country sir

Naira exchange is not favourable now.

My bro just come back last month

makaay1010:
Nigeria vs south Africa

So bad wallai :

Morexatra:
Watch highlight
https://morexatra.com.ng/2024/02/07/nigeria-vs-south-africa-second-half-live-stream-watch-live-now/

Let go

Enjoying

IamKizzbrown10:
When it comes to things that are better than sex, you might be asking yourself, “Are there such things?” Could there be something greater than one of life’s most primal pleasures?
But, let’s be frank. Sex is pretty good. Sometimes, even great. Everyone is this life is a product of sex and quite frankly, many people would choose it over all other pleasures of life.

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