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~Good on BB housemates for Nominating Slyvia !!


~I feel soory for Mo thu,cant believe they nominated him just coz he eats too much!

~Erm i'll go with Osufia,he prolly isnt the Funniest Comedian BUT of the four choices,he cracks me up the most

~Coming To America
~Sound of Music
~My Fair Lady
~The King And I
~300
~The Usual Suspects
~Face Off
~The Godfather
~Scarface
~How Stella Got Her Groove Back
~Shawkshank Redemption

~May the Good Lord give Ear to Our Prayers In the MIghty Name of Jesus
~May He continue to Bless us Abundantly
~May our lips and fingers be full of His Testimonies
~All these and other mercies we ask thru Jesus Christ Our Lord. .amen

~Papa God nar heaven
Ar tell You Plenti tenkey for Tiday,
for you healing miracle na me granny e life,
ar bless you name,ar appreciate You O Lord
For all you provisions na me en me family life
Ar go day Bless You name For Forever. . .amen



~What manner of MAn Is jesus Halleluya x2
Halleluyah
~He made the blind to see
Halleluyah
~He made the lame to walk
Halleluyah

~Thank You Jesus!!~

wande:
A pregnat woman was gang raped in the presence of her husband and the women eventually born twins which is their first bundle of joy.

But the man rejected the woman as a result of the incident on the excuse that he will be living with the memory for ever.

Is their any justification for the man to abandon the woman to her own fate ?


My reaction in   http://www.xplorealities2007.com/2008/06/re-man-rejects-twins.html

~What a Dickhead!!~   He prolly can't live with himself for not been able to protect his wife and this his  own way of dealing with it, Fair enough it is a traumatic  memory. . but what a selfish way to show it!!


~No Justification At All!! Rape whatever the circumstances is never an easy ordeal to go through!!

~Whatever happened to "What doesnt kill You only Makes you stronger" ? Ideally,Therapy and support from each other would have helped but i suppose realistically the memory never goes away!!

~Give Ear To Our Prayers O Lord. .May The Lord Answer The Cries Of The Needy,May He Send Help,Restore Every Stolen Blessings,Laughter,Joy In The Lives of Every Family Suffering In The Mighty Name Of Jesus. . Amen

~LOL~ ~


~Voluptuous Woman!!~

~lmao~

~Orgasm~

~I like Your Geography!! ~

Between 31 and 35,she's like India,Very Hot Relaxed and convinced of her own Beauty

~Lol. . .  I best make the most of the Indian stage then 




~Here's One that was forward to me~



~Between 16 and 18 a woman is like Africa,Mostly Unexplored ~

~Between 19 and 35 She's like Asia,Hot N Exoctic ~

~Between 36 and 45 she is like America,Fully Explored,Breath takenily Beautiful And Free with her Resources!!~

~Between 46 and 56 She is like Europe,Exhausted but Still Has Ponits Of Interest!!~

~After 56, She's Like Australia,Everyone Knows Its Down Under But Who Gives A Damn!! ~

~Hmmm

~It was soOo not funny i laffed!! ~

~Aaaw ~

~Am still Laffing @ Joke ~

princeyomi:
Hi watz up, my name is Prince oriyomi by name, am from Nigeria and i m proud of whom i am and where i come from. i came across ya profile and would love to know u more, be your friend and see if it,s leads to something else, do u have msn chat id or yahoo? if yes get back to me with any so we can start chatting and get to know more about each other and if u don't mind get back to me with your phone number as well, a word from u would be nice, honest does it all,

~There is a section for Hookups!!

ayusman16:
ITUEN: Hello?

AYUSMAN: Hi, this is Ayusman calling from Hollywood Hereafter Resources. I just wanted to let you know that your phone number was randomly selected in a drawing and we have reserved a free burial space for you at the New Island Cemetery in Bridge-

ITUEN: WHAT?!

AYUSMAN: If you would just give me your name and address. I want to send you a letter to confirm the free burial space we have reserved for you -

ITUEN: You reserved what for me, A grave?

AYUSMAN: A free burial space.

ITUEN: What's the difference?

AYUSMAN: Well, the word "grave" can be scary sir. You can disregard the letter if you don't want it. This is just a courtesy call to -

ITUEN: How interesting. So, as a Telemarketer, you pick up the phone and cold call people to pitch them with offers?

AYUSMAN: Well, yes sir. We always make sure it is something of potential interest to them -

ITUEN: Of course. Who wouldn't be interested in dying? I am definitely interested in a grave. I am. That is a very important decision to make before you die, right?

AYUSMAN: I agree with you sir. You're so open-minded about this. A lot of people don't understand why it is so important to hand-pick your final resting place before you pass on. It ensures you get the kind of burial you want for yourself.

ITUEN: I see say na you them send come.

AYUSMAN: I'm sorry? Send, come?

ITUEN: Oh, they don't use the witchdoctor in the village anymore, right? They have gone nuclear and now are using Americans. Na you them send come!

AYUSMAN: I'm sorry sir, but I don't know what you're talking about.

ITUEN: I get fillage too o! I be proper bush boy and my mama still dey kampe for waterside. Na one phone call e go take and she go run go fillage go get me Gold Circle condom protection, you hear. Una no dey here say e better for somebody? Why na so-so make una dey spoil person own una dey like?

AYUSMAN: I don't understand what you're saying -

ITUEN: You go understand by force. Na airmail I go take send winch to you, you hear. Una think say una know winch just because una dey do halloween. You think winch na that abracadabra una dey do for America? You think na to chant poetry and cook soup with lizard yansh and frog tongue be winch? I go show you where we dey use snake leg do ogbonge juju. Black winch, red winch, multi-color winch, For my fillage, na your eyes I go take flavor the juju. You go know betta winch when my own army land.

AYUSMAN: I do apologize to you if my phone call has offended you in any way -

ITUEN: You have not offended me. I am not offended. Do I sound offended? Why would I be offended because you - kind-hearted telemarketer that you are - reserved a grave for me? Do you know how old I am? 32. In my country, people don't die at 32. When they die so young, it is a major tragedy! My mother and father are still alive. You want me to die before them?

AYUSMAN: I didn't mean anything -

ITUEN: You people never mean anything when you make these stupid phone calls. How dare you wish me death -

AYUSMAN: No, that's not what -

ITUEN: I DON'T CARE! Do you know how many years I worked on getting a visa to come to America? 10 years. 10! Do you know how many laws I broke in so many countries before I found my way here? I have been here only 2 years. All the people who gave me loans to buy ticket and visa have not been paid. My mother and father are still waiting for me to perform the magic of Dollars for them in Nigeria. This telephone was just connected 2 months ago because I am just now able to afford a telephone because I cannot make good money due to my illegal alien status. And now, you want me to die before I can even begin to enjoy a little, Ah, your own don spoil o. I swear, e no go betta for you.

AYUSMAN: E no, what?

ITUEN: Na hand ya mama and papa go take bury you. And na there eyes them go take cry for you for that yeye grave wey you don reserve for yaself.

AYUSMAN: Are you cussing me sir?

ITUEN: Cuss you? Why should I? Why would I want to cuss someone who is offering me a grave? I am only reacting in my local English. That is how we behave when we are overwhelmed with joy in my country.

AYUSMAN: I just had a distinct feeling that you were not saying nice things about me.

ITUEN: See this wowo wey craw-craw don chop him yansh finish, Look, just as an aside, are all the members of your family reserved space in your graveyard?

AYUSMAN: Some of them do have -

ITUEN: No, don't stop there. You should get everybody a plot. I go help you use juju finish all of them make una dey go do whassup my dog for Hollywood, abi na where you dey call from.

AYUSMAN: I have to hang up now sir.

ITUEN: Before you hang up, would you by any chance know anything about a scam where telemarketers call people on the phone to assure them they have a free burial space, then try to get them to buy expensive mausoleums and crypts? What is it called? Bait and switch, right?

AYUSMAN: I don't know what you're talking about.

ITUEN: You get pickin?

AYUSMAN: Get picking? Picking what?

ITUEN: You get pickin? You don born bomboy? Mai you dash your pickin the grave now.

AYUSMAN: Dash picking, You' re dissing me?

ITUEN: Diss? Dis one pass diss, agaracha. Dis one na K.I.S.S., kiss - serious kiss of death.

AYUSMAN: I have to hang up now sir.

ITUEN: No, please wait. Let me reserve the whole cemetery for your unborn children. I will also reserve a full page in the Daily Times obituary section -

AYUSMAN: That's mean! You can't talk to me like that just because I'm a telemarketer. We are people too.

ITUEN: Yes, bad people, People who call me at all kinds of hours to trick me into buying what I don't need.

AYUSMAN: I'm going to report you to the INS! You will be deported!

ITUEN: My juju go don finish you before you reach the place! Winch pass winch! You no go die betta, I tell you. I go make sure say them give you craze first, make you waka enter K-Mart abi wetin una dey call market for this side - before them finish you! She reserve grave, Why you no take knife come kill me yaself? E no go betta for - Hello? You hang up? Why you no wait make I finish? Why you no wait? Oloshi! Na dead dog wey get rabies go chop the mouth you take talk to me.

~Those lines highlighted R  Hilarious

~Nice Wan!!

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~African Girl ~


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Gl-IQY9rw

Lady Saw


~Chat To Mi Back~




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBKowgK41E0&feature=related



Spice


~Fight Over MAn~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH6_gaVelBg&feature=related




Cecile


~Woman Ting~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZaitywjgbk&feature=related

Patra


~Queen Of The Park~


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21dN-IWc9jU&feature=related



~Romantic Call~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJF-f8KKDs4


~I wonder where she is Now!! She sure ruled In her day

Maxi Priest N Shabba

~Housecall~




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhL4na-srdM

Beres Hammond



~Sweet Lies~




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL3aGgW7JjU

Elephant Man



~Limbo~




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6FAismxlwQ

Sun ft. Wyclef, Elephant Man & Tony Matterhorn


~China Wine~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd_fCJISBgs&feature=related

Bennie Man Feat Alaine


~Dreaming Of You~


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kWYvLou3q4



Beres Hammond Feat Alaine


~Love Sounds~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaJGqj-Dds&feature=related

Yellowman


~Wreck A Pum Pum~



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Lee Ann Rymes


~I Need You~




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