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Dry....... Notin is funny.

Greatzeus:
Op you made a typographical error,you wrote "world richest" instead of " my village richest man" pls correct it thanks

Huhuh.... Sultan of brunai is been classified as the world poorest man despite how rich he is, thats why i classified this young man as the world richest man

This guy has been chillin, despite the hardship of the country

So sorry for him

What are people turning to? Despite the injury he manage to take selfie

Hahaha..... Sakkkkk APC sakkkk!!!!, sai buhari ba ja da baya POI should better take that bold step, and make that phone call, congratulating Our New Governor

LALASTICLALA do the needful.... Hv done mine

'We will accept him the way he is. We are so happy to have a baby boy in the house.
'We are already blessed to have to have a daughter. Now we are a family of four. What else can we ask for.'

WHAT IS PROGERIA?
Progeria is a rare genetic condition that causes a child’s body to age faster than it should.
Most children with the condition – which affects just one in every 4million births worldwide – don’t live past the age of 13.
It is caused by a single mistake in a particular gene, which causes it to make abnormal protein. When cells use this protein, called progerin, they break down more easily.
Progerin builds up in many cells of children with progeria, thereby causing them to age more quickly.
Although most children with the condition appear healthy when they are born, they start to show signs of the disease during their first year.
Mr Patro and his wife, Parul, have had many curious people visit their home in a quest to catch a glimpse of their son.
The doctors at the local hospital have assured the family the baby will do well for now.
His family remain positive he will grow up healthily despite most children with the condition not living past the age of 13.
Progeria, also known as Hutchinson-Gilford progeria syndrome (HGPS), is caused by a single mistake in a gene which causes it to make an abnormal protein.
When cells use the protein - called progerin - they break down more easily.
Progerin builds up in many cells of children with progeria, causing them to age more quickly.
However, doctors remain uncertain what measures can be taken to treat the boy and help him with the condition as he grows older.

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A doctor, who had been treating him, said: 'The baby does not look like a new born at all.
'There are prominent sings of ageing such a excessive wrinkles and rough skin texture.'
But his parents are over the moon with the birth of their 'miracle' child and can't hold back their happiness.
Father Biswajit Patro said: 'We can only thank God. There is no need to be unhappy about the appearance of my son.

A baby boy who looks like an 80-year-old man actually has a rare condition which causes him to age quickly.
Born in Magura, Bangladesh, he has wrinkles, hollow eyes, a shrunken body and a thick layer of hair on his back.
Local doctors were left stunned as to what the cause of his ageing is but they believe he has progeria.
The condition which affects just one in four million - often restricts children from having a normal life and causes their body to age faster than it should.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3811450/The-newborn-looks-like-80-year-old-Rare-ageing-condition-means-baby-boy-wrinkles-hair-back.html?ito=social-facebook

Since Edo state election is over and obaseki has been declared the winner according to sahara online news paper lets forget about the election and talk about something more educative and the world of nature

This is a newborn who looks like an 80-year-old man: Rare ageing condition makes the baby boy has wrinkles and thick hair on his back

More on Ayourb tweet.....

CC LALASTICLALA
My topic was move to fp and i made the so called fct at the same time that nairalanders are agitating for. But please Should i provide my Acct details for any reward I guess not!!! Social media is a disease. The west has a huge lot of hidden agenda in it. It makes us to be more committed and materialistic, and As long as you are materialist, you are vulnerable to all sort of ideology ~Mohnice

History never fades away
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ayourb/status/780006610496356352?p=v

Ladies and gentle men
Meet Great Mr And Mrs A & A....! "Ameer Jibrin Tom & Ameena Jidduhum Mohd"
I just Can't Get Enough Of Them And All You Should Do Is Save The Date 24-09-2016....! Blessed

Huh

Allah ya jikan sa

A funeral of gallant Nigeria soldiers who died fighting Boko Haram.... They died defending us, they died to keep us safe, and they died so that we may live... May their souls rest in
peace... Ameen

Lalasticlala

They promised Nigerians Change, now they want us to Change, they campaigned with promise of selling 50kg bag of rice at N5000 as against N7500 but ended up with N17000 per bag, they promised employment opportunities for the youths but ended up telling the children of the poor to go "back to farm" while dolling out. "secret/targeted recruitments" at CBN, FIRS, NPS to the children of the riches and the powerful, they promised better life for Nigerians but ended up subjugating the citizens to artificial poverty and hunger caused by Naira devaluation, subsidy removal and careless economic policies.
Now they are sholving the Change to the citizens, that they didn't promised Change, that it was the individual citizens that will change and rectify the problems of Nigeria, then what is the essence of voting you to power, is it not to change the country for the better?
The Change starts with you that have been elected to steer the affairs of the nation, stop passing your impediments to ordinary citizens, the Change you so much promised starts with you, not Nigerians...
Am not wailing but advocating common sense
cc: mohnyc

laudate:
Am waiting for this thread to make FP consecutively for the next 3 weeks. But I know it will not, despite the fact that it makes good common sense.

It has no reference to the colour of Tonto Dike's skin, or Linda Ikeji's mansion. _mtcheew...

I trust lala in dis aspect, its very educative... It will hit FP in the next few mins!

Cc lala

The Lessons Of Mark Zukerberg's Visit

1. For those of us who live in the West; Most wealthy people here do not flaunt wealth. Mark came to Lagos and he is comfortable doing ordinary things because earned money is different from stolen money, money from slave labor and oppression.

2. Are you surprised at the blandness of his wardrobe? Don't be. Mark attended Philips Exeter in New Hampshire; one of the best college preps in America. They teach these things early in prep schools; character, learning and selflessness. In these schools, blandness is normal; formal dress is an Oxford shirt over plain khakis and penny loafers. Informally, you wear polos and boat shoes. The emphasis is not on what you wear or who your father is but on rigorous academic curricula, athletics and etiquette. America separates their thinkers and creatives early and nurture them. More on this someday.

3. Real money is not loud. When money is earned, people work not because they need money but because they derive joy in doing what they love and contributing to the body of knowledge and to humanity. They know relaxation is a fluke if the contrast of challenging work is absent. They don't waste their lives in hollow pursuits of pleasure, material acquisition and conspicuous consumption.

4. How many rich people in Nigeria have earned their money by contributing to humanity? I am not surprised at all. Mark is comfortable in his own skin and has nothing to fear when jogging on Lekki Ikoyi bridge or navigating puddle ridden curbs in Yaba without the ridiculous immensity of sirens and armed escorts. If you check out their charitable giving you will be in awe. It is in their character; they don't oppress. They build. They invest in people not things. They make dreams come true not shatter them. Real money have a strong sense of privilege and the responsibilities that comes with it. Take some useful lessons and use money, be humane and put yourself to good use, don't allow money to use you.

Benikuuse:
those slaps are turning those children into terrorists. so what is good in that?

And wat turn Niger delta militant into terrorists?

Lol.... Lalasticlala abeg

Hausa mothers are among the best when it comes to child upbringing

Hausa mothers produce some of the best range of slaps: which includes TAU,, TAS, RAAM, FAYAU, FAU, and TARAU.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted. TARAU will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of TAU is, you will confess your sins on the spot. RAAM will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
FAU will make you pee in your pants straight away TAS could be said to be the worst. It will always leave you dumbfounded. Wondering if you are dreaming Now apart from TAS, there is an advanced one called FAYAU. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! FAYAU... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).
And when she says: "let's go home!" you will say "it's in my pocket ma."

Lols... God bless our mothers for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Hausa land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you' should have encountered at least one of these slaps

An average northerner is never a greedy person even if he is damn corrupt. And I don't think there is anybody that has cheerfully distributed a looted funds across the country like Dasuki a northerner.

I don't know why many southerner hates to hear about crude oil exploration in the north. WHY?
The funny thing is the same north commenced the exploration in the Niger-Delta many years back and developed it to what it is today without an acts of jealousy of not be found in the north.
The recent oil exploration in Lagos was stopped by previous government of PDP, but another northerner PMB came and the exploration became real.

The facts that the crude oil price has fall globally has not make the product a bad commodity because countries like China, Indians and many high oil consuming nations in Europe has not relent in their efforts to discover their own crude because of the huge resources they spend in importing these oil products.

Back in Nigeria, are we meeting our 2.2m quota with the militancy in Niger-Delta? The answer is NO. Do we need more crude oil to earns FOREX with the situation of our economy currently? The answer is YES. Then why exploring oil in the north become the problem of some from South? Why?
Federal Government must take the lead in the oil exploration in that insurgency ravage region to creates confidence to private investors that the place is good for all business. No private investor will go to North-East if government is not there doing it for public conviction that the insurgency is over.

Northerners are being called PARASITES because of absence of crude, whereas just 'Tomatoes Disease' In the north few months back increased the cost of a basket from N1000 to N25, 000. Tell me assuming north want to control the supply of tomatoes to the south, how much do you think the cost will be?
Four States of Benue Nassarawa[\b] [b]Taraba and Niger from the Parasite-North produces 70% of the total yam output in Nigeria.

The north feeds the nation and never talk of resource control, or agricultural produce are not resources but only oil?
Kainji and Shiroro few years back were the two major power plants generating electricity in Nigeria, north never asked for 13% derivation or called for the cancellation of 'National Grid' how much more of controlling it.
Crude oil is not only present in Lake-Chad but also in Bida and Sokoto basin, an extension of southern Niger-Republic basin with vast crude oil deposit that is massively been explored presently.

No matter how much we are been faced with hunger in Nigeria brought about by the fall in global oil price, corruption and mismanagement, nobody would ever drink oil even if it is free..
North will never ask for resource control. But will be glad not to be seen any longer as parasites because of oil and a region of low financial contribution to the centre.

I suspect budget padding in my house.
There has been an uncovered attempts by some yet to be identified members of my household to pad my September family budget.
Areas where padding attempts were made includes but not limited to the followings.

1. Half of the money meant for yam and garri was diverted to indomie, cornflakes and shawarma.

2. The sum set aside for cleaning and laundry has been changed to purchase of diesel to power generator to watch Telemundo , Tom and Jerry and Zee world.


3. Monies for zogale, kuli kuli gari and charcoal have been tactically removed.

4. Estimates for contingency has been shifted to the vote for HappyIslandland and Mr. Biggs weekend fun.
Kai Padding everywhere.

Wetin concern us