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Which dube? D song is dry..... Aswear

Rip

Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi Raji'un and he doesn't make it alive.... RIP https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1193547770677895&id=100000680505058&set=a.197386310294051.50760.100000680505058&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6286896782014503053%3Amf_story_key.-3850390184847187760&__tn__=E

CaroLyner:
you watch too many nollywood movies

Haaaa u nailed it, dat guy na mumu, no be everything for drama be tru

The chibok girls and all other kidnapped girls at school or home are all our beloved sisters,we cherish them,but the level of preferential bias is quite disturbing, the issue of the chibok girls is too exaggerated and it turn weighty or rather downplaying other traumatised victims. What about the "BUNIYADI SLAYED" students??Its rather unfortunate that the government is just after mere media propaganda, she was rescued alongside other kidnapped girls/women but unfortunately not from "chibok",what's their faith?? Over the time,worst scenarios beyond human imagination has happened to us in Borno.
Just look at the spate at which she was transfered n how she became an overnight celebrity.... So pathetic indeed.!

Sai baba....

– Hashimu Suleiman regrets trekking for Buhari from Lagos to Abuja

– He says Buhari’s government makes things worse for the masses

Do you remember the man who trekked from Lagos to Abuja to celebrate the victory of Muhammad Buhari in presidential poll?
Hashimu Suleiman, a year after his long trip, has said that trekking for Buhari was his greatest mistake.


The man expressed his dissatisfaction with the way the president has been ruling Nigeria in the last one year.


He said: “ Removing fuel subsidy at this hard time is not palatable to hearing when so many workers and labourers can hardly put food on their table, many companies have folded up, and cost of living is very high, Nigerians have been hoping for a positive change for a very long time, enduring hardship and now the Federal government wants to make things worse for the masses.”


Muhammadu Buhari, the main opposition candidate, won Nigeria’s presidential election by 2.57 million vote in 2015.
Hashimu had made a personal promise in 2013 that should former military ruler run and win the 2015 presidential poll, he would trek from Lagos to Abuja.


As Buhari won the man was forced to fulfill his promise and on April 20, 2015, he arrived Abuja from Lagos amid a cacophony of excitements. He met with the president and other party chieftain at the presidential campaign headquarters of the All Progressives Congress.

https://www.naij.com/834513-unbelievable-read-man-trekked-buhari-says-year.html?pk_campaign=ush

Kudus

Were is lalasticlala ma self, who fp epp?

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The difference is clear

Earlier on today, around 9am, this woman pictured above, who allegedly confessed to being a witch, was rescued from a gutter she was trapped in around Abalti Barracks, Ojuelegba in Surulere, Lagos.
According to reports, a passerby had noticed someone stretching out her hand from a very small hole in a 6ft deep gutter just in front of the Army Barracks and calling out for help. The passerby quickly ran into the Army barracks to get help.
Within minutes, a crowd gathered with people saying all sort of things about the lady inside the gutter and how she got trapped in it. Some said she’s a witch, that she went for her meeting transformed as a
bird. Only to end up in the covered gutter after she fell uncontrollably as a bird from the sky. That it was inside the drainage she now transformed back into her human form. Some others said she was on her way from Oshogbo and got sucked in the gutter, and so on.
When the woman was asked questions like ‘What are you doing inside the gutter?’ she replied, weeping ”Please I need water, help me”.
A senior officer of the Nigerian Army reportedly asked the soldiers to get her out, a welder around the environment was called in and she was finally brought out by a good Samaritan who entered the gutter to help her out.
She was brought out naked, covered up and then she said:
My name is Amudat Jimoh, It was God that sent me here, He (GOD) said I should confess my sins so that I don’t die, please I need water to drink, help me, I don’t know how I found myself here, please help me..
A Lagos State ambulance arrived and she was taken to away for proper medical attention…


http://tiwasblog.co/2016/photos-woman-allegedly-turned-into-a-bird-landed-in-a-gutter-in-lagos/

Lol

Ok.... Gud developmnt

No insult Please

I need more clarification Please..... I dnt want the strike to affect my academic season. Am in the verge of graduating

Lol..... Looking for my maryzuuuu

Such is life.... Who can translate this? Hes the one in the middle May God butter my bread!! i salute the gov. Of Borno

Thank God

Many of the BIAFRA demonstrators were arrested in London, Near buckingham palace today, the police have brought charges of disruption of public peace and are currently setting proceedings to have the the protesters deported to Nigeria, peep photo of one of the arrested protester below:
Source: i was there

Beamborla:
Dump her and come to me... I promise to always say good night, I love you, you are my hero before going to bed.

I cross my hrt


Let's be serious, how does she sleep? If she is the type who sleep very easily without knowing it, then you would have to get used to it.

I dnt knw u, nor where you reside..... Dis the first tym am seeing ur name in nairaland, i dnt do blind love

Does who have ear let them hear

Every time a Crude Flow Station is Destroyed by Militants in the Niger Delta, The Environment is Damaged; Our Land is Polluted and Our Communities are subjected to more hardships...
Let the Bombing Continue, who will lose?

The Government of PMB is dragging the Nigerian Economy away from Crude Oil; Lagos State has Joined the League of Oil Producing States and the Northern Part of Nigeria whose Reserves have been cynically suppressed over the years will begin production within the next months to two years. With time, We from the Niger Delta would have destroyed our Lands so much that future generation will curse us their Fathers and Mothers for killing their dreams. Let the Stupidity Continue my People...Don't stop the blowing up of pipelines.


Everyone of us thinks that a Blown Pipeline is an attack on PMB and His Government of Change...Insanity on display I must say. Kano and Lagos are Leading the way in Tomatoes Paste Production and Tomatoes don dey scarce shebi? The Northern Landmass alone is about 4 times the entire Landmass of the SS and the SE; Agriculture will revolutionize the North within the next decade...We from the Niger Delta will use our Oil to soak Garri and we think we are punishing Nigeria? Think Again, but Kontinu.
I have been reliably informed, that the More Pipeline we blow-up, the more the Resolve of this President to get the Nigerian Economy off oil...The More the Presidency blocks loopholes; The More the desire for alternative Revenue; The More the Nigerian People get pissed off by our Stupidity. The Future is Lost to the Greedy, Selfish Demons of Today. Blow Pipelines if you can, Nigeria is moving on. We have a President who is capable of making the hard decisions and willing to firmly sustain those hard choices. Blow Pipelines abeg. Let Nigeria Suffer and Let our land be wasted. Kontinu killing your own future by your own hands.
WEEP NOT FOR THE NIGER DELTA!!!
OUR ENEMIES ARE WITHIN!!!

Help me Please... I need positive reply and advice

My fiance and i have been together for two years now….I dont understand why but she will just go to bed without saying anything while we are chatting No goodnight, bye bye, swtdreams, i love you, nothing nothing ...... When she dint reply in time that's when i realized she has sleeping, at that moment when i called her to say goodnight she doesnt pick the call.... All she will do the next day is saying sorry that "the sleep snatch me away". Am not happy, it seems the love is in the verge of collapsing.... this hurts my feeling because it makes me feel like I am not wort it for her to say it and do it…
i need help
Cc lalasticlala

Huh Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet..... It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Ayo look at your life
Oya cc lalasticlala

Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, on Tuesday described President Muhammadu Buhari as “my grandfather, “saying it is improper for him to abuse the President as widely claimed.

But the governor maintained that “being his grandfather” does not mean he would not criticise him when going in the wrong direction.

Fayose, who was a Guest Speaker at the Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ) World Press Freedom Day lecture held on Tuesday in Ibadan, Oyo State, said he would rather die than concealing the truth.
Speaking on the topic “Journalism and Politics : Two Sides of A Coin,” the controversial governor said there were two things that people were afraid of, that is they were afraid to die and were also afraid to be locked away.

Fayose said his criticism of President Buhari is healthy for Nigeria and the people of the country to achieve economic and political development.
According to him, it would be absurd for all to watch and refused to talk even when the ship of the nation is drifting away dangerously to perdition.
Citing the illegal arrest and detention of some Nigerians by agents of the federal government without any evidence of criminal charges, he stated that it was against the rights of any citizen to be detained for several weeks without any proof.
While insisting that his unrelenting criticism of President Buhari was not due to bitterness or hatred, the guest speaker said “I don’t abuse Buhari because he is my grandfather. But we all must not sleep and face the same direction in this country. The people voted for him because they wanted change and I agreed with that because we really needed change.

They told Nigerians that when they get into power there will be no subsidy and there will be no queues again but today full subsidy and queues are here.

“In the last 12 months, Nigerians have never had it so bad. Most generators have been exhausted.”

http://thenationonlineng.net/buhari-grandfather-fayose/

Go gsu.... Dis one na play

Thank you Mr Sowore, keep the fight till corruption is minimize in Nigeria to the barest level. You are a dogged fighter, I love your spirit bro. Keep up the good fight, we are solidly behind you. No shaking....

As omoye sowore shared
on his facebook wall

Folks: So many of you came with us on a small journey in the last few days to wage a different kind of battle against impostors working to delegitimize our platform. They've spent thousands of dollars in that regard but with your help, we've scored some victory (ies).
Pertinent to report this, we woke to a verified fan page for SaharaReporters. Whereas this fell short of our request that Facebook shut down Saraki's impostor account, it is a good step forward.
The ultimate battle would be won when our final battle is verified (not on Facebook) against the political criminals pilfering our commonwealth, polluting and diluting our natural dignity.
Once again, thanks for standing up for SR.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155389694727837&id=803267836&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6280102719317760195%3Amf_story_key.6833469919964356477&__tn__=%2As

Madness or love? I cant imagn someone will hurt his self this bad all in the name of love

About 1,800 bags of 50 kilograms rice which constitute
three trailer loads, are eaten daily by internally displaced
persons in different parts of Borno State, Borno Governor,
Kashim Shettima revealed yesterday in Abuja.
Shettima made the revelation in his keynote address at the
‘first annual dialogue on Rebuilding Peace in Borno State’
organised by a humanitarian advocacy group, AOA Global in
collaboration with the state government.
The event had Ministers of Health, Professor Isaac Adewole,
Solid Minerals, Kayode Fayemi, Statistician General of
Nigeria, Dr Yemi Kale, the Director of the United States
Agency for International Development, the UK Department
for International Development, the UNDP, Norwegian
government, other foreign and local development partners in
attendance.
Shettima took time to highlight what he called the food
emergency as a result of the influx of displaced persons
who were trapped by insurgents before they were recently
freed by the military.
“As we speak, we are battling with a crisis of feeding mass
of humanity in Borno. The Military has succeeded in
rescuing communities that we trapped due to presence of
Boko Haram insurgency on certain routes. This cheering
rescue has led to mass exodus of internally displaced
persons from these trapped communities to emergency
camps we had to establish.
“In Borno today, about 1,800 bags of 50 kilograms of rice
which constitutes three trailers of 600 bags each, is
required Daily to cater for internally displaced persons
across the state and this does not include ingredients like
tomatoes, vegetable oil, beans to balance carbohydrate,
onions, salt and other elements. For our regular camps, a
total of 984 bags of rice is consumed daily based on a Data
Tracking Matrix of the International Organization on
Migration working with the National Emergency
Management Agency and the Borno State Emergency
Management Agency. This figure of 978 bags is for the
camps in Maiduguri and Jere, Dikwa, Bama and Damboa.
For Maiduguri and Jere, 787 bags of rice are consumed
daily for the 152,000 displaced persons in 17 camps and
two relief points at Madinatu and Muna Garrage where
distribution of food items are made to IDPs living outside
camps in Maiduguri. For Dikwa which has 75,000 displaced
persons, 101 bags are required daily.
“Bama requires 50 bags daily for 32,000 displaced persons
while Damboa requires 40 bags daily. These are as per the
Data Tracking Mtarix of the International Organization on
Migration. There are areas where interventions are made on
bi-weekly basis. In Gwoza for instance, two trucks totaling
1,200 bags of rice are conveyed every two weeks which
comes down to 85 bags daily. In Banki, the same 1,200
bags in two trucks are conveyed every two weeks.”
At Ngala where we have 7,000 persons in camps and
60,000 living around communities with no source of food, a
minimum of 140 bags of 50 kilograms of rice is consumed
daily. In Monguno which has 48,000 IDPS from both
Monguno and Marte, 60 bags are required daily; in Baga
and Kroskawa, 58 bags are required daily for 33,000 IDP’s.
In Sabon-Gari, 21,000 IDP’s require 40 bags daily while
Nganzai has the least which is 1,300 displaced persons.
Beside population, consumption is also dependent on ratio
of women and children who consume less than men.
Only yesterday, the International Community of the Red
Cross and Red Crescent which has been of unimaginable
humanitarian support to Borno, conveyed 33 trucks, each
carrying 600 bags of rice, to intervene on feeding and this
after an initial 37 trucks donated by the same ICRC have
been exhausted. The World Food Programme has been of
great help and so are the American Government through the
USAID, the United Kingdom through the DFID, the
Norwegian government, the UNICEF and other humanitarian
organizations” Shettima said.
The governor revealed that the federal government has
recently approved the release of 21,000 bags of 50
kilograms of contraband rice, some vegetable oil and
clothes seized by the Nigerian Customs.

www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/04/20/shettima-idps-eat-1800-bags-of-rice-daily-in-borno/