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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 7:17am On Nov 10, 2015
Gudmornin mamas and papas
I celebrate wit u @mitchyy u will cari ur baby 2 term.happy bumpn
@stellx Tank God 4 keepn ur hubby safe o. We shall all c d end of 2015 n many mur yrz n also Testify 2 d Glory of God b4 dis year endz.
Pls fruitful mamas in d house, do u no any good traditional/herbal masseuse asin woman way sabi rub belle 4 benin. I need 1 urgently. Uwese!!! smiley

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 8:15pm On Nov 06, 2015
@uwasam it is well oh ma sista. It wil definitely end in praise. All dis story(Testimony)wil b said again wen we announce our BFP grin

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 7:03pm On Nov 06, 2015
Hello fruitful papas n mamas. Dis ttc jorni dey taya persin. Pay 4 dis n dat, try dis n tk dat. Frm orthodox meds 2 local n chinese herbs. Sotey dey chook handki mixed wit herbs 4 inside ma vjay all in d name of setting womb, I go heaven com bk,wiT d pain I had irritations dwn der n vjay com dey smell. Na ma sins worse pass? Well it's nt ova until it is ova. Nw MIL don direct mi go meet anoda person. Abeg mamas in benin, do u no abt dat woman in 3rd, she's urhobo n speaks benin. Dat animal doctor/vet side.
I pray 4 God 2 answer all our prayers mk persin no go drink piss because of TTC. Fertility dust 2 us all

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 1:39pm On Nov 05, 2015
Congrats mumihaja... H&H 9months. Hapi bumping. God wil b by ur side always.

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 6:53am On Oct 06, 2015
HBD@Joyfulmama God bless you always and grant u d desires of ur heart dat is according 2 His plans. Av a wonderful celebration 2day n alwayz

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 11:42pm On Oct 04, 2015
Mandydaisy:
All these rubbing mama's here na one rope tie them, 1st thing they all say is you have infection then next thing is dat yeye purging medcine when fit make person lean over night. I went almost 15 times and when it was too much I had to call her n she said to drink a spoon of Palm oil den d tin stopped. God will turn all these our stories to testimonies, Jehovah the story changer will change our story.


Hahaha... u rily no dem finish. Amen oooooo
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 9:42pm On Oct 04, 2015
Janix2:


Y cheesy cheesy cheesy na so oh,I cld go to toilet like 9times aday den


Ma own pass 9times a day. Evn small mess,poo go com out embarassed d poo go Evn wake persin up frm slip. I neva c dis kind 1 b4 o.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 5:54pm On Oct 04, 2015
Janix2:


Babe,na so one herbal woman give me Ard enerhen jxn side,Wen i$ went to wari iast I stool so Tey ynash done,my sister weti person neva see,but God dey


E go b d same woman. Cos she dey arnd enerhen junction side. D purge no b here o
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 4:30pm On Oct 04, 2015
Happy sunday 2 all d wonderful mamas n papas in d hse. Mehn am rily bored @ home. 2day jt dry. Abeg mk una com out mk we gist small.
Ehen all ma warri mamas in d hse, e get 1 woman 4 oil field road way dey massage belle, abeg who done go der get results? Cos I jt go der 1z n she gimme and dh 1 herbs 4 infections 1st, if u c purging, ynash dey pepper mi 4 d purging. Ttc no easy sha. God dey o

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 6:50am On Sep 22, 2015
@mompurity Hwa... I pray dat God grants u ur Hart desire as ur anniversary gift. Enjoy dear... d devil is a liar

Gudmornin sexy n fruitful momas... am jt happy 2day grin cheesy cool grin smiley wink like say I win jackpot. It is well o. Baby dust 2 evry momas Here. Luv y'all

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 10:06am On Sep 21, 2015
Ma Sexy red lipzzzz. D devil is a Bastard

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 7:23am On Sep 13, 2015
buckolah:
Hello fellow T'S and mummies very soon by God's grace
guess I'm d newest kid in the block
well I love the support this forums gives
I pray our stay here will be short
the Lord will make us joyful mothers very soon IJN
happy sunday


Amen o. Welcome buckolah. We r 1 big family here. Dats y I love dis forum, it's a place wr u can pour ur heart out n lovely mothers r here 2 share wit u ur pains n joy, encourage n pray wit u. Baby dust 2 all ma fruitful mothers. I luv u all. I feel much beta nw. I Always com here 2 cool off. U all r d best. u all jt undstd evrytin. My God is nt asleep. Am sure HE has heard our prayers. So nxt month we go testify o. We r goin announce our massive n miraculous BFP . Amen. Hapi sunday evribody

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 12:38pm On Sep 12, 2015
Wit pain in ma heart n Tears in ma eyez I challenge God. Dat dis month of September I n everybody in dis forum wil get BFP. IF truly I serve a Living God,God sld show Himself dis very month. am tayad of d mockery n shame embarassed and who so eva is responsible 4 dis delay in ma conception and all d fruitful mothers here, I announce deir obituary dis month. God pleaseeeeeee Answer Us n tk dis pain away. Pls God!!! Pls!!! Am begging. PLEASE GOD embarassed

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 10:01am On Sep 12, 2015
Tanx 4 d encouragement o. @ lynsunny @rainyday @wonyi God wil giv us all our BFP n wipe d tears of pain n shame frm our faces. Av tkn evritin 2 God. Let d WILL of God b done.
Com 2 tink of it... human beings sha!!!
God dey

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 9:55am On Sep 12, 2015
Fumbaby:
@Monalisa1, Don't worry she's only reminding God about your BFP, I know God will not forsake US



Abi o. Tanx mum. Our God is nt asleep. HE will surely answer us. Dis is our month of Goodnews
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 8:19am On Sep 12, 2015
Gudmornin fruitful mothers, abeg mk una hlp mi c dis matter o. Ma frnd n I wr both ttc, den she took in march,n said she took 1 local herb 4 blocked tubes during her period. Her Af wz black n had dis horrible smell den She took in d follown month. I begged her 4 d herbs she said her husband bought it her n she can't tell her husband 2 buy it 4 mi(its nt like it's expensive,altho I wz willn 2 pay) dat He wld b angry. Den I rested on d mata. Only 4 her 2 tell mi y.day dat she gave d same herb 2 her sister n she's preggi nw. I told her "same herb u refuse 2 giv mi because u said ur hubby wld b angry?" she said yes (wit a smiley face) I dnt undastd? Y r pipo like dis? I felt rily bad y.day. It is well sha. God will shock ma enemies. Wit or wit out herbs,i wil get ma BFP

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 4:51pm On Sep 09, 2015
Beetroot sldnt b taken all d time. 2 much of it causes kidney stone. U can Google it 2 confirm. Abeg mk desperation no go mk persin carry problem 4 head o. Baby dust 2 all of us. smiley
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 6:27am On Sep 09, 2015
sleekiii:
@monalisa,am in Benin n will love to share as well

Gudmornin fruitful mothers... sorry sleekiii av Shared wit som1 here already. but wil try n look 4 som1 who wld want 2 share n let u no.

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 8:23am On Aug 23, 2015
Janedyke6:


hello Monalisa, pls check ur pm.
Thanks.



Gudmornin dear abeg I dnt no how to reply pm on nairaland. Pls gimme ur email wil snd u a msg.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 5:29pm On Aug 22, 2015
Pls who's in benin n wld like to share guifei boa wit mi? Wld like to buy and try it.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Monalisa1(f): 11:51pm On Aug 20, 2015
Caringpro:
thanx dear. smobdy suggested fresh native egg if u put it in pap how about thay


Cucumber and carrot every day also helps.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by Monalisa1(f): 4:51pm On May 11, 2015
Sorry 12th dats tmr.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by Monalisa1(f): 11:53pm On May 10, 2015
Who got an sms frm FAAN dis evnin 4 PFT n interview on Tuesday 15th in abj?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by Monalisa1(f): 12:30pm On May 08, 2015
I submitted hard copy. I did d online test b4. Am surprised am getn anoda online test sms. Test to b done 2day frm 8am-6pm
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by Monalisa1(f): 11:17pm On May 07, 2015
Jt got an sms 4 d online test tmr. It is well.
Health / Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Monalisa1(f): 9:06pm On Apr 08, 2015
Blendy77:

Its scam like you have been told. They are the agents of baby factory owners you have been hearing about. Go to a good lab and do PT test and scan. If it comes out negative, just run away because apart from being scammed and paying exorbitant price, you can be hypnotised into believing you are actually pregnant, not to take of stomach bloating herbs they will give you that can turn into health hazards for you in the future. They are everywhere so my sister pick race as fast as your legs can carry you if your PT test and scan results come out negative. Note that not all local massagers scam peeps as there might be other good ones in your area if you ask around but once they start with you're already pregnant when you know you're not, just tell them thank you and take a bow. All the best


Tanx sis. Wil do as u av said o. I can't shout.
Health / Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Monalisa1(f): 1:30pm On Apr 08, 2015
iOmoge:

please don't rub o. Dont take herbs. Switch to prenatal. Take d herbs she wants to give u.
congratulations dear.
please where did u go to do d massage. I want to do too. Am in Lagos.

Tanx dear buh will go 4 scanning 1st lyk wat @sanrima suggested cos I dnt bliv dis pipo Anytin is possible. Am in benin. God wil nt allow desperation mk persin enta 1 chance. It is well.

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Health / Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Monalisa1(f): 10:11am On Apr 08, 2015
Halo fruitful mamas in d hse. I did iui end of February. AF came after a week 11th March. Wz suppose 2 go 4 PT on d 19th in d hospital buh didn't go again because I did d strip test n it wz BFN. So I decided 2 start herbal med. 2days ago I went 2 a place 2 rub/lift/massage ma womb o. D woman said in her own words "pikin dey inside" well I tot she wz prayn 4 mi, I said yes. Buh am ttc so jt want 2 rub b4 tkn d herbs. She said again "pikin dey inside n I dey touch am" she was actually touchn d side unda ma tummy. She said d child is hiding but after 2/3months it wil show,dat if I do a PT it won't show yet til after 2months. she wil giv mi herbs 2 mk d baby strong.
Am confused. Is dis a scam? Sld I go 4 blood PT or scan? Or sld I go n mit som1 else 2 rub mi? D mata jt taya mi

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Health / Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Monalisa1(f): 5:19pm On Mar 28, 2015
247glorious:
@monalisa1 D woman sells @ Ogba mkt on thr mkt day. I think its to go to Ogba mkt. She sells thr on thr mkt days. So its to find out d day dn i will cm dn i introduce u to her.

Aiit. Here's ma email addy: tricia4eva2002@yahoo.com jt snd mi ur num so dat we cld tlk n hook up. Tanx a lot dear.
Health / Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Monalisa1(f): 4:19pm On Mar 23, 2015
@247gracious dear am stil waitn 4 d num. Snt u an email. Pls hlp ur gurl so dat I can start treatments immediately #almst desperate
Culture / Re: Is The Oba Of Benin Dead? (my Investigation) by Monalisa1(f): 7:10am On Mar 20, 2015
daddynasa:
Its no longer news about the rumour concerning the death of the Oba of Benin. Here in Benin it has been since December 2014. According to our strong tradition we don't say the Oba is dead, there is a parable for that, and also the death of the Oba is usually not announced to the public until all rituals have been carried out which usually take about 3 months. we the binis have been waiting for the confirmation.
From my investigations,
<b>1</b>The USELU traditional ground was cleared and is undergoing construction (Fencing) .NB: USELU traditional ground is one of the traditional ground where a new Oba is taken during coronation. and this ground has never be cleared since i was born and am 28yrs old
<b>2</b>From announcement made by the benin traditional council and making this parable <b> ‘Uhunmwun ve Ekpen vb‎’ Ato,’ meaning the Leopard is ill in the Savannah bush</b>
<b>3</b>The council also cancelled all visit and public function by the Oba Palace
<b>4</b>From Dec to March is like 3 months.
<b>5</b>To crown it all, Remember Apostle Johnson Suleman's prophesies concerning the palace.
ONLY TIME WILL TELL

<quote>The Benin Traditional Council on Monday announced that the Oba of Benin, Oba Erediauwa, is indisposed, after weeks of speculation over his health.

The council, in a statement signed by its Secretary, Mr. Frank Irabor, also suspended ‎public engagements in the palace, including settlement of disputes, “until further notice.”

It, however, urged all palace chiefs and functionaries ‎to perform their “routine traditional duties as usual.”

The statement read, “It is hereby announced for the information of the general public that, in the Palace parlance, ‘Uhunmwun ve Ekpen vb‎’ Ato,’ meaning the Leopard is ill in the Savannah bush. The explanation is that Omo N’Oba N’Edo, Uku Akpolopkolo, Erediauwa, CFR, Oba of Benin is indisposed.

“‎Public engagements, including courtesy visits, hearing of complaints from individuals, families and communities, and in particular, complaints over inheritance and land disputes, are therefore suspended until further notice. All palace chiefs and functionaries are to note that their routine traditional duties continue as usual.”
http://www.punchng.com/news/oba-of-benin-indisposed-traditional-council/</quote>

I saw him during igue festival dat wz December. So frm ur calculation it's Wrng. Be sure of wat u r Sayn b4 assuming n Sayn shit. Benin tradition is vry deep. Last last d truth wil com out 4 d main tym let's jt wait n c.
Health / Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Monalisa1(f): 6:57am On Mar 20, 2015
247glorious:
Kk i will collect d numbr frm my mum n send it to u. I dnt call her personally my mum booked appointments i just followed. Buh little patience cos d last i saw her i had to go to whr she went for refuge. She lives in Aruogba buh had to relocate cos of d dispute thr nw. will ask sha

Aiit tanx. Wld b waitn 4 d num

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