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No she a'int cheap,she's just. . . .A blessing,enjoy it while it lasts. No 4get to give testimony 4 church oh!

You don't mean it!!
Of all jokes,this one
You should really try another cos jokes like this can earn you all the insults nairaland has to offer!!
Let me reserve my insult till when next i come across your post!!!

Change the channel already!!
Sorry,i meant;
Get another girl already!!

Let me see. . . . .
No,no, no!!!
Why
Because when i'm in church,i'm attuned to Christ and don't look around in search of whom to lay my crush on!!! You should try that!!!

"1 on 1"
moment of truth

Is she serious
10 years
Dude,let the chick go,b4 you find out what you'd wish you never found out cos personally i suspect serious foul play or better still,she might just be joking about the 10 year strike and just wants to take a break from the pounding.

@ gabrwyl
jeez,where did you get that from?
@ poster
do not judge lest though be judged

"no sex before marriage" now,thats a scary sentence for most guys but goodluck trying to build a relationship behind that sentence.

A 22 year old lady from california in the US auctions her virginity!!
Natalie Dylan auctioned her virginity to earn money for a master's degree programme and intends to sleep with the highest bidder and guess what! She recieved over 10,000 bids with the highest bid at 2.5 million pounds!!!
I mean,even with the global meltdown,someone is willing to pay 2.5 million pounds for a one night's stand??!!
What do you think?

English please??

Tell them!!!

@ fadajasi
how does it play movies free? There is no place to insert the cheat.

Hey guys, happy new month!
Please,is there a software that enables one watch videos online for free?

Yeah, she need not fear,she would get a job as long as she has a nice resumè.
But you sef,among the countries that actually manage oil and gas,you had to go to one that doesn't?? Why not relocate to anoda foreign country that will have jobs for you?
Nigeria really needs a reduction in migration!!

@ tiniyata
thanks!!

Now that's a start.
Keep them coming people!!

Damn!
Nairalanders, is this post invisible??
I mean; I'm tryin' to actually save something and help someone here!
Please post something,please. . . . .

Damn!
Nairalanders, is this post invisible??
I mean; I'm tryin' to actually save something and help someone here!
Please post something,please. . . . .

Abeg make una bail me out of this one.
I kinda act as the "counsellor" among my friendz until one of them brought this his brother's case to my "table" and i was clueless(i didn't study this part ) so i told the guy i'll think about it and so i've brought it to nairaland for my brothers and sisters to analyse.This is the case:
1. She is an extremely beautiful girl with of course alot of wanting guyz.
2. She likes him(at least,he thinks so because, he just happened to sit next to her on a random day(no intensions in mind) and they talked and after that, she keeps a seat close to herself for him at the lesson they both attend and gives him a little more attention).
3. He still isn't sure so he wants to know the signs to watch out for and when & how to strike.
So i'm asking,what signs should he watch out for?
When and how should he strike?
Thanks in advance for your advice.

Personally, i detest the concept of compound relationship but since you say you love her and you think she loves you too,then dance to the tune! Just be sure she's up to 18 cos,anything you "do" with a girl under 18 is child abuse.

@ kay-baba
is it possible to browse with opera 4.2? I saw your post and you even downloaded! How did you do it? Where did you insert the cheat?

Satisfy a woman??!!
Build a ladder to heaven!!
"woman" and "satisfaction" are two parallel lines that would never meet!

contact me,i know someone that knows someone who knows someone that can figure it out for you.

contact me,i know someone that knows someone who knows someone that can figure it out for you.