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ABIOLAXYZ:
Good sex can do anything

I dnt think it is about having a gud sex but knowing eat women really want.. a gud number of women chase guys with dreams and ambition just becos of one guy is out dhr flaunting fake Riches and fame. gud guys knws what they want so they dnt get disturbed by riches or fame but vision

na u b the fada of the pikin?y u dey take panadol over anoda man headache? something tells me something is wrong some where

I dnt think that the both of u are actually matured yet.
1. Why must she tell you what she knew was not proper. She should have just kept of to herself
2. Why must she even consider her mum's opinion on ur finance? na her moda wan marry you?
3. You on then other hand, u over reacted and even playing child malice game
4. U seems to complain too much, wetin concern you with r new friends
Solution
Talk to her and let her knw what she wants. If she is not OK with your financial status,she should take the front door.
lastly it is a rlshp and not a community project . 3 people is a crowd

babyfaceafrica:
what is the meaning of back to sender?...it is offensive abeg....you talk too much abeg..even if her mother made mentioning that the money is too much....just be cool and say you will manage the 200k till things are better..you guys just react and overact ....cho cho cho

That is maturity talking.

If you see baes without make up,u go knw say all those yanga na nothing ; just over prized good. But menh,those boobs are not looking bad oo. Hope una dey saw what I am sawing?

in as much as I hate dis govt wit passion, I dnt think PDP is really helping matas wit d kind of presidential aspirant they have.
Saraki is too ambitious
Kwankwso is living on past glory
Atiku is selfish
Tambuwa has lost his respect
lamido
Turaki
Shekararu etc are all bunch of thieves.
If only Goodluck can show interest again,Nigerians will re write our wrongs

nonsense. Na wetin person dey look for na him d person go see so she got the answer to r yeye question

And to the two livers bird wey dey above, if una no go puck una self,make una beta no start any rough play oo

all what I just read from this post is total nonsense. Who so ever is supporting Ajimobi on this,may they suffer thesame fate. Amen!!!!

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Play bet or no play bet, na una money?
I knw somebody wey don use bet buy car,I know person wey done use bet pay house rent and I also knw person wey bet don ruin..So,its a two wag thing...The most important is knw what you are doing

whoa congrats. But the gal try oooo.. U just dey shag r for gud 10 years and not sure of anything marriage. mbanu

Printing of call up letter starts on the 28 of this month.. if u in Wukari,visit M.s printing press for urs

Dasherz:
This burial trend really got to me ... My uncle's burial had a budget of over 20million naira ... I was stunned .... Do U know how many more businesses can be added to the family with such amount of money .... Now grandpa just died at 99 and according to these hungry villagers he must be buried like a chief ..

Burials should be the cheapest event so far, it's a mourning not a celebration ... The craze with burials in this part of the world is just so annoying

Make una ask them if na their papa

I have always said it and will continue to say it, " expensive wedding,expensive burials,expensive birthday celebrations are not worth it at all". If only Nigerians can just let all this nonsense go and focus more on investing in the lives of others,this country would have been a great place.
Watch American movies,their celebrations are always done moderately I wonder who gave us this myopic thinking that if we dnt celebrate out death,they will come back to haunt us or do one yeye thing called "Sara" for them.
I am still waiting to be corrected,"99% of rich men in Nigeria dnt give to charity" no wonder as re where we are today..
Stupidity is when you can't take care of ur parents when they are alive and u kome dey do gud pikin wen they are dead

Away from politics make I make una laugh small
So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change your Drinking Habit, you're Now Drinking Beer With Spoon? Continue.
I Pay 80k to sleep in Silverhotel and you say i should not urinate on the bed?? U well at all??..
I pay 20K Just for Rice, chicken and Wine and you say I should Not lick the Plate and take d empty wine bottle home?? U well ??

My neighbour is cooking jollof rice She's even frying plantain. Let me go and play with her children. I dont know why I love children so much.
. Pls can someone snap #1000 recharge card and send it to me then I will snap #1000 naira note and send it to d person.. They don't have #1000 card in dis area. God bless you.
When you enter Heaven's gate and angels
start hailing u "bad badoo baddest"
Just be jogging to hell
He knows when your periods ends, but he doesn't know your birthday. my sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor
. That ugly moment when your girlfriend throws you on the bed, trying to be sexy, but you hit your head on the bedstead and die. Hell fire straight
Corruption is when you fart and you still join others to look out for who farted. My brother God will judge you
We have 2 types of Sars. Sars on the beat & Sars wey dey beat.
Cha! Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier and forgot to return it, I got home now and received a debit alert of #70. First
Bank! My God will fight for me o!
Can someone please deposit money into my First Bank Account. I want to know if my alert is still working
I have decided to be the DJ on my Wedding day. I dn't trust children of nowadays,dem fit play one corner & fall my Cake
Ur Mum or sister Will beg You To assist Unhooking Her "Bra", You'll Be Doing Like Snail , But When it's "Bae", You suddenly becomes
fast and furious 8
Bros, Just tell me why ur hell fire will not have a suya
Nigeria mosquito's will not just suck blood and go they will sing there occultic song first

IamAirforce1:
Lol

what is so funny about all this? stop to dey act like Olosho wey them finger

When next u see him,snub him . if he calls u,tell him u are not interested that your mother's uncle his a soldier and he stays with you of which he monitors you every time.
Lastly,tell your boss, I dnt think you can face him alone ......

keep on with the good work

nonsense story,nonsense friend that went to twitter, nonsense gf,nonsense gf friend,nonsense op for bringing it to nairaland...
How does this help a common man?