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Here it is again, a season that everybody is earnestly waiting for. Christmas is a unique celebration that brings everybody together, families, relative and friends to wine and dine together as one. This season brings a kind of uniquely impression in the heart of everyone, change everything, even the climate feels it as the weather change alone with this season. The season of the birth of Christ, the whole world feels it presence and celebrate. Look around you and see that everybody is talking of the celebration irrespective of your religion, as well, you can even confirm it on media and see that it is only this season that everybody is talking about. It is not a season that nobody announce but its a season that announce itself. So as we celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ, may it bring to us all around turnaround in His Mighty Name. Happy celebration in advance.

Proffdada:
please,i like to know;does the fasting cover past two years of sinning or next two years?

I tell u, it is a great deceit

Fasting in arafah day for two years forgiven of sins is a great big lie. I tell it to u all, if u don't have Jesus as your Lord and savior, u are going no where. So stop decieving yourselves and give your life to Jesus before it is too late. I pray for your spiritual eye to open in Jesus name

sixtuschimere:
So so funny.A pastor was pictured on top of his hummer jeep preaching to his congregation.He was surrounded by his bodyguards.May be he was trying to tell them that you can not be poor if  God is with you

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/09/hilarious-photo-of-daypastor-preaching.html

Rubbish

DennisEche:
i thank God for today.. i got my appointment letter after almost a year of leaving nysc. the journey has not been easy because i have been there.. i know what it feels like to be sleeping at the same time thinking, moving from one office to another dropping CVS and encountering disgusting and not so friendly gatemen and receptionist, travelling from State to state attending job test and interview without been called back.. i swear e no easy!!.... but here i am today sharing this good news... i am using this medium to wish all the yet to be employed naira landers not to give up on their quest for job. you guys here have been like a family, because the advice i have read on this forum really helped . bye bye to labour market.... i await to read the next success story..GOD BLESS YOU ALL..... SO MUCH LOVE

Congratulebia bro and I pray your testimony shall be permanent in Jesus name and I pray u will congrat me soon

otokx:
Constant no light in my girl friends room in Aluu.

Guy, prob your girl friend for that

soe:
well here in the UK, it has been 24hrs constant power supply. Pardon me but I will keep you guys in my prayer.

Your head is nt correct

Please am interested in buying such property ooooooooooooo for 100k, pls contact me

Drama this Morning: My wife and I were
having a serious quarrel when I said to
her..."pack your things and ....."At that
point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for
her to receive the call. It was her dad. The
phone was on speaker so I could hear what
he was saying. After the usual pleasantries
between father and daughter, he said:"my
daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into
your account, give your husband $500,000
out of it, and you can have the other half."
Am sending one of the parked cars to u and
ur husband for family use. After the good-
byes, the call ended, and she turned to
me:"you said I should pack my things and
do what?""I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND
GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.". I will iron
them when light comes back.

Ladies seeking for admission, u better be praying for rape so dt u will get scola into dis university, lol.

His statement "I belong to everybody, and I belongg to nobody" in respect to this, "I belong to every religion and I belong to no religion
Kudos to you oga Buari

What is an INFIDEL? KNOWING IT IS TO BELIEVE-IT

This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known leader in prison ministry.

The man who walks with God always gets to his destination.

If you have a pulse you have a purpose.

The Muslim religion is the fastest
growing religion per capita in the
United States, especially in the
minority races!!

Last month I attended my annual
training session that's required for
maintaining my state prison security clearance.

During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers
representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths,
who each explained their beliefs.

I was particularly interested in what the Islamic had to say.
The Muslim gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.

After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Muslim and asked:

'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the
infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven.

If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?'

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation,
he replied, 'Non-believers!'

I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of
Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven.

Is that correct?'

The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.'

He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'

I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine The Pope commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'

The Muslim was speechless!

I continued, 'I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your
brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question:

Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to
heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'

You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.

Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with the Islamic Imam,
and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.

In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President!
Enough Muslim voters in the UK to vote in the Prime Minister. Think about your children's world.

I think everyone in the WORLD!!! should be required to read this,
but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely
publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance
to make a difference...

Please, for Christ's sake, send it on!

IYANGBALI:
na real BURN again christain

Lol, you said

Jesus's words can never go unfulfilled. Jesus says in matthew 24v12 that the love of many will wax cold, this an example of what God is saying. Though dis man read d bible yet, he never believes what he read, dia is different btw been a christian and a burn again christian. He said, he was a christians bcz God answers his prayers bt I tell u dat dos nt define ur salvation bcz God even answers sinner's prayer. Hmmmm, dia are many things he said dt shows dt he is an infant in the word of God, Bible gives knownledge and understanding to the simple. I pray dt I shall never b blind at period of end time in Jesus name. Christ loves u all

Chiquitaa:
as a tall girl i cant date nir marry him

U wnt lik to burn goliat?

DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

The worst part of this that is going on in church now adays is pinging, charting or browsing while sermon is going on. This is very bad

tobdee:
A man this morning at the agege train station boarded a train by hanging in one of its coaches buh alas fell off few minutes after take off and was dragged and crushed instantly.

Below are his mangled body parts.

Very graphic pictures

cc lalasticlala.

He was at his bus stop already, just that the train assisted him in getting down from the bus of life. RIP

TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in
your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What did I do?"
4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o!
5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"
7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and hether it's painful or not, you start blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's
given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you.
11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type of slap when someone slaps you and you return
the slap immediately...
12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on
your clothe.
Received any one before?

:oThis is a competition between police man and nepa people (police vs nepa).
Police; I receive curse pass u
Nepa; no I receive curse pass u
Now to ur own view, who receive curse pass btw them

Lailai na for where he go rent or tif power

midolian:
Welcome to islam, the religion of peace..

I am sure after Buhari's 8yrs in office, many others will consider Islam. By then, the air would have been cleared of ethnic and religious bigotism, terrorism, nepotism, unemployment and kwarruption. By then, they ld have known Islam to be a religion of peace and not a violent religion as pple with ulterior motives have made many to believe..

God bless Buhari!
God bless Chukwuma Austin dike
God bless the readers that won't quote me to blast me..
God bless Nigeria!!!

Cc: Lalasticlala, come and do what you do well..May ya name be on God's Front page (of those that will dwell in heaven). Move this thing to the FP to claim ya prayer.

Hmmm, religion of peace, the religion of peace that ur quran teacches u to kill anybody that is not ur religion (violence) or what u serve. Thank God, am christian by deed not by mouth. Bible teaches we christians to be at peace with everybody even with so call our enemies. So if u say religion of peace is ur religion what can u say about ur said if you kill for religion's purpose u will meet with virgines in heaven (quran:2v109-193)

Enangson:
Chukwuma Austin Dike; a batch C corp member from mbaitoli LGA of IMO State serving in konshisha LGA Benue State made a vow that if Buhari wins the election and is sworn in on 29th may, he will converts to Islam.
On the 29th of may shortly after Buhari inauguration he accepted Islam at Jibwisb Mosque Gboko, Benue state.

A great shame, disgrace to his family and so pity for him that he was finally blinded. May God open his eye to see the reality

Aminat508:
Welcome to Niger Republic your excellency President of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari! #buhari #nigerrepublic #president #nigeria #change #official



https://instagram.com/p/3d0gdEuu5b/

Buari need to be careful in this aspect of kids greeting less boko haram use it as a mis of killing people

J..............Jubilation. U..............Unlimited testimony. N..............new beginning. E...............Everlasting breakthrough. Happy new month

There is constant light but no TV, maybe you borrow me one

Can't believe this is real but its real na swaga thing

In all this things that is happening to christians in this country, "in the would generally" its just that the scripture must be fulfill yet its not the end time this is what the muslims did not understand. May God give us the grace to keep us on our feet despite all the persecutions

No any member of NYSC involve in your cabinet?

TopWinner:
Update on the #TrekForGEJ
The President GEJ trekking duo have been receiving so many goodies since their adventure began, here's another one.. See picture below..

U people should stop discouraging me I want to start my own trekking for buari oga jona tomorrow morning from my room to my palor

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Messi is never that good...Boateng was pretty much useless falling at a simple attacking run by messi..Defence 101:always shift your opposing attacker towards his weaker side anticipating movement towards his stronger side..but the german just went kaput at the most critical change of pace and footwork...Gaddem it!! [/color]

Can't blame boateng as such, may he tot its lion dt was coming forgotten dt he was on pitch with messi dt was y he fel lik person wey den do delieverance for. Up lion messi

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Messi is never that good...Boateng was pretty much useless falling at a simple attacking run by messi..Defence 101:always shift your opposing attacker towards his weaker side anticipating movement towards his stronger side..but the german just went kaput at the most critical change of pace and footwork...Gaddem it!! [/color]

Can't blame boateng as such, may he tot its lion dt was coming forgotten dt he was on pitch with messi dt was y he fel lik person wey den do delieverance for. Up lion