₦airaland Forum

By 2021 obj question on social studies would look like this:

Cross Rivers state and Rivers state are states in Nigeria that has what in common??

A)crude oil
B) Good goveror
C) sensible ladies
D) Cultism

If you choose A you'd be wrong because all the crude oil in Nigeria will have dried up by then.
If you choose B you'd still be wrong because Wike and Ayade would still be in charge then.
C will also be wrong because by then the ladies in PH must have taken Oloshoism to another level while those of them in calabar will keep on doing What they're best known for.

But D will earn you the mark.

This is kinda funny.
It's Just like being faced with the option of either Buhari or Jonathan. Knowing fully well that both of them are thieves, then you decide to choose Buhari thinking he's a lesser thief without knowing that he actually invented stealing

seankim:
For helping Maryam with my hard earned money. I later got to know that she’s very useless girl and she get bad luck

Laugh wan wound me for here

donjazet:
I beg to differ, regret can be very useful attimes because it can strengthen your resolution to never repeat the mistake you made and reinforces that teaching moment.

Exactly my thought

Consray:
When i lost my virginity to a guy i never loved, it really hurt me each time i remember that

Ouch I guess he must have told you very sweet lies. Sorry about that dear.

I'm sure we all have experienced certain events in our lives that whenever we remember them we feel pretty bad.
Each time I think about mine, I'm always angry with myself. It was back in December 2016 I had about 150K and Sammy a friend of mine adviced me to purchase bitcoin worth of 150k.
I didn't know Jack about cryptocurrency then so I was quite sceptical about it.
As at 2016 1 bitcoin was worth $560 and exchage rate then was N300/$1.

Which means if I had purchased the bitcoin then, I would have owned 0.89btc, but because of my ignorance I didn't.
Fast forward to December 2017, 1 bitcoin was valued at $19,700.
Which means if I had purchased bitcoin with that 150,000 naira back in December 2016, by December 2017 I would have made N6.3M from the sales of my bitcoin.

Today Sammy is a constant reminder of my "mumuness".
And since then I swore never to dull on opportunities.... Never!!!!

Now you've read mine, we'll love to read yours too.

Covidupdate:
I presume your name can help

No let name deceive you o

Covidupdate:
do you know where I can get anyone done for free? cos I'm drained

See what this thing called the "Penis" has done to you

It'll take years and years for this country to be really fixed.

As dem don kill am make dem chop am. I just don't understand how people live with themselves after taking someone else's life

I don't want to believe that this actually happened

Don't you just love this country??
No matter how bored you get of the country, you must find yet another stupid thing about her that'd crack you up

I read the topic, jumped into the thread only for me to find my uncle this, my uncle that..
Was hoping to read about her encounters with a German Shepherd or Pit bull or even a Dalmatian.
My friend where is the dog

And I'll be tailing him by then too

ProfDview1:
I love ur laps Abi na thighs..

I dont mind resting my head on it

Just the way Buhari and the other criminals called politicians love our money

Something he has already stolen

There's more to this story

I wish Arsenal could go back to being a great team.... But that's almost impossible

dawnomike:
They can remember just a fragment of such events while some can't remember at all... It all depends on individual brains

Is there a reason why those particular events stay intact??
Like my first memory which I mentioned earlier, I remember I was outside our classroom then(nursery 1).
It was shortly after our break time, we had had lunch and the classroom was all messed up and our teacher asked us to go sit outside so she could tidy up the classroom, so we were sitting outside and I was discussing with my classmate.

Now I'm trying to find out why that event has to be my only memory from when I was 3

Been thinking about this for sometime. I try to think of my brain as a shoe rack with layers. And I like to think the topmost layer contains events that happened earliest in my life.
I try harder to push further to see if I can remember any events that took place before I was 3, but I just can't.
The only memory of an event stored in that topmost layer is that which happened when I was in nursery one.

So do you think some adults can really remember events from when they were less than 3?

5 million naira!!!
They could sack you anytime.
With 5M you can achieve a lot in terms of profitable investment.

The fact that this guy in question is confused about the offer makes me really mad.... It's a no-brainer

xendra:
She wants to check if you are a better option.

Afterall she is engaged not married, So......

Na dem

You're her Shaqiri. Once M. Sallah is injured or unfit you'd be given ample playing time.....Just keep hope alive

Kennydoc:
You went to Greece to do your masters and you were able to send £125k to your girlfriend in Nigeria after a few months/years.

1. Even if you were playing football part time in Greece, you wouldn't earn that amount in such a short duration.

2. How come you sent Pounds instead of Euro? Were you making Pounds in Greece?

3. Who will be stupid enough to commit £125k to a stranger to expend on a project he hasn't seen? Even an ímbecile won't do that. How much was flight ticket from Greece to Nigeria that you couldn't travel down to see what was going on, after sending the first few thousands of Pounds?

In Summary, you are a cheap liar!

Bull's-eye!!!

With regular inflow of revenue Abia state couldn't pay salaries what will now happen this time

Reminds me of that movie called skyscraper

What's football without the presence of the fans?

Temptee101:
Story.

So despite your age and everything that has happened in Nigeria and in this govt especially, you are still wired to believe this thieves

I'm surprised too

Anywhere you try to enter in this country they'll catch you and throw you back to where you came from.
My wallet tried to enter one lady's hand I caught it and threw it back where it came from.

Nigerian politicians right now